Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Konoha, Medical Department.

The medical department is extremely busy today. Since yesterday evening, people have been coming to the medical department holding their stomachs to seek treatment.

At first, the ninja who stayed behind in the medical department didn't take this seriously, thinking it was just simple food poisoning.

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In the middle of the night, more than a dozen people came to the medical department holding their stomachs.

In the middle of the night, more than 20 people came to the medical department with convulsions all over their bodies.

This morning, a few more unconscious people arrived.

This is not food poisoning, this is simply poisoning.

“Is it all puffer fish poisoning?”

The deputy minister looked through the cases in his hand, his expression gloomy as if he could squeeze out water.

"Yes!"

Another medical ninja nodded and said with some worry, "Minister, I'm worried that those who live alone are poisoned after eating puffer fish, and they may miss the best time for treatment because no one notices them."

"If there is a possibility, I will notify the village immediately!"

With that said, the deputy minister turned around and was about to leave. Then he suddenly stopped. After looking at the time on the wall, he frowned and said, "Where is Asuka? Didn't he come over to take a look at such a big thing?"

"Uh~"

The medical ninja was stunned for a moment, and a look of uneasiness flashed on his face, and he said, "I went to invite Master Asuka last night, but when I arrived at his house, I found that Master Asuka was also poisoned after eating pufferfish."

? ? ?

A row of question marks suddenly appeared on the deputy minister's head, and he asked quickly.

"Uchiha Asuka was also poisoned? Where are the others? Why didn't they come to the medical department for treatment?"

Hearing the deputy minister's concerned words, the medical ninja smacked his mouth and said with a hint of complexity in his voice, "Well, Master Asuka is very powerful. He thought he had a bad stomach and didn't worry about it."

"Hey!"

Hearing this, the deputy minister laughed angrily.

These powerful medical ninjas are really alike.

Just like Tsunade-sama back then, she was obviously poisoned by eating sansho fish, but she insisted that she just had a bad stomach and could recover after sleeping.

"Yo!"

At this time, a familiar voice reached the ears of the deputy minister.

Xun Sheng looked around and saw a gray figure appearing at the door of the medical department. The gray figure was holding paint in his left hand and a brush in his right hand, and was greeting nearby colleagues.

"minister!"

Seeing the bald head in the distance, Asuka's eyes lit up. He shook the brush in his hand and praised, "I don't know what shampoo the minister used today, but he actually washed his head like white jade. It shines charmingly under the light." of light.”

Hearing this, the surrounding medical ninjas stopped involuntarily and looked at the deputy minister who was standing in the corridor in a daze.

They glanced at the deputy minister's bare head, then lowered their heads to look at the ground, and then left the place in a hurry.

It's really charming, and you can't help but take a second look.

"Even though we are so far apart, I can feel the wisdom and confidence you exude, Minister."

As he spoke, he saw that the deputy minister's face seemed to darken a lot.

Feiniao looked up at the lights in the corridor, frowned and said, "Minister, this light bulb shines very dark on you. I'll find someone to replace it with a brighter one later. The money to replace the light bulb will be deducted from my salary."

"call!"

At this time, the deputy minister seemed to have figured something out. He took a deep breath, ignored the smile on the lips of the subordinate beside him and spoke righteously.

“As medical ninjas, our focus should be on improving our abilities.

Although I personally don't like flattery, if you want to be promoted quickly in your future career, it is necessary to praise your boss appropriately.

I actually understand your behavior of worshiping power, and I don't object to you flattering your boss, as long as you don't flatter me. I don't accept this. "

He patted the shoulder of the man next to him, glanced at the flying bird walking towards here from the corner of his eye, and continued, "There are deep and shallow ways of flattering. If you don't understand, it will be counterproductive. You guys need to learn more. There is a lot of knowledge here

Not everyone is like Uchiha Asuka, who can firmly sit in the position of medical squad leader based solely on their own abilities. "

Oh~

The medical ninja standing nearby had a look of surprise on his face. He looked at Asuka walking towards here, then looked at the deputy minister with a serious face, and lowered his voice.

"What does this mean, Minister? Lord Asuka admires the power in your hands, and then he flatters you?"

"No!"

The deputy minister shook his head firmly and said.

"He simply couldn't speak, but he wanted to film me, and it took me fifteen years, from when I was still a chuunin to when I reached the position of deputy minister."

"This filthy sycophant has been listening to me for fifteen years."

“As an upright and loyal deputy minister of the Medical Department, I value your actual work results, not your flattery.

Unfortunately, Asuka Uchiha's work is very good, but he also likes to flatter me."

He patted the man hard on the shoulder twice and spoke earnestly.

"You must not imitate him, it will easily make me angry."

After saying that, he pushed the man aside and quietly waited for Asuka to arrive.

Fifteen years ago, he and Uchiha Asuka met on the steps of the medical department.

At that time, he was just an inconspicuous chuunin in the medical department, and the other party was just a four-year-old Uchiha child.

At that time, he was standing on the steps and had just sent away a patient. Then he heard a milky voice coming from the bottom of the steps, "I think you have the qualifications of a minister. You will definitely become the minister of the medical department in the future." "

What surprised him was that his talent was discovered by a four-year-old Uchiha child who didn't even notice Tsunade when he was so inconspicuous at first.

Then, after more than ten years of hard work, he became the minister of the medical department.

Although the minister is a deputy.

This is my best friend! !

Although the flattery of a close friend is not pleasant to listen to, it is acceptable to listen to it.

Thinking of this, the deputy minister glanced at Asuka with complicated eyes. After his eyes stayed on the paint in his hand for a moment, he took a deep breath and said.

"Asuka, are you okay?"

"good!"

Asuka rubbed his belly and said casually, "It's just food poisoning."

"Um!"

After the deputy minister stared at him for a while, he pursed his lips toward the depths of the corridor and lowered his voice, "Your patriarch's wife ate too much puffer fish yesterday, and she's still foaming at the mouth. Do you want to go in and have a look?"

Huh?

Asuka blinked in confusion, then handed the paint and brush in his hand to the old man in front of him, then took off the old man's white coat and gloated.

“I’ll go take a look right away.

That's right, Minister.

I took the D-level mission issued by the Medical Department.

When I see Mrs. Perfect, I go outside to paint the wall.

Remember to pay more. When I bought paint today, I found that the price of paint has increased. "

"you"

The deputy minister who was just wondering why this guy was carrying paint reacted immediately. He looked at the paint in his hand, then looked at Asuka's back, and said through gritted teeth.

"You're so boring."

The corridor is not big, but there are many wards.

After Asuka leaned against the window of the ward and looked around, he quickly found the ward where Uchiha Mikoto was.

There was only one bed in Noda's ward. Uchiha Mikoto was lying on the bed with an unusually pale face. There was only a female ninja in Uchiha costume guarding the whole room.

"Itachi and Fugaku didn't come either?

Oh, their whole family may be lying poisoned. "

Thinking of this, Feiniao put away the expression on his face, opened the door and walked in.

Squeak!

As the door opened, the female ninja guarding the bed subconsciously looked back.

"Lord Asuka!"

After recognizing the other party, the female Uchiha showed a look of joy on her face, and then she became anxious, "Come and see Mikoto-sama, I have been unconscious since last night."

"Um!"

Passing over each other, Asuka walked straight to the hospital bed.

"Tsk tsk~"

Looking at Mikoto, who was foaming at the corner of her mouth and her eyes were tightly closed, Asuka couldn't help but shook her head, "Mikoto-sama has eaten so much puffer fish, it looks quite serious.

Where is the clan leader? Where is the young patriarch? Which ward are they lying in now? "

Hearing Asuka asking about the two people, the kunoichi who was guarding the hospital bed had a look of uneasiness on his face and muttered in a low voice.

"The patriarch just left to deal with government affairs. He will probably come over at noon. The young patriarch is taking care of his younger brother."

? ? ?

Hearing this, a row of question marks suddenly appeared on Asuka's head.

He picked his ears, looked at Mikoto, who was deeply poisoned, and then at the kunoichi who just spoke, frowning and said, "Aren't those two people poisoned? Can their bodies resist tetrodotoxin?"

"No, no~"

The kunoichi waved her hands quickly, then she glanced at the unconscious Mikoto, then moved two steps forward to Asuka, and whispered into his ear.

"It is said that Mikoto-sama ate it secretly by herself. She did not share the puffer fish with the clan leader and the young clan leader."

Feiniao looked down at the woman on the bed and shook his head again.

"The clan leader's wife really has no structure. If she divides the poisonous puffer fish among her family, and the Uchiha clan leader and his family are hospitalized together, then we will put the blame for poisoning the clan leader on Danzo's head."

Then, he wiped the foam from the corner of Mikoto's mouth, scratched his head, and said doubtfully.

“What’s this guy doing eating so much pufferfish?

Looking at the toxicity, would you eat at least a dozen pufferfish as a meal? "