Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

In this era when the level of education is burning books and humiliating scholars, and the average person graduating from the fourth, fifth, and sixth grades of Ninja School, everyone in Konoha Village respects educated people.

It's not that people like Konoha don't want to receive a better and longer education, it's actually because of the Ninja World War that those students who were still in the fourth grade of the Ninja School graduated early and became ninjas, and eventually went to the battlefield.

By the time they came back alive from the battlefield, they had become qualified ninjas.

A qualified ninja does not need to learn cultural knowledge. Their graduation level represents their future level.

Of course, some of the ninjas who want to make progress too much will also learn knowledge on their own, but the knowledge they learn is all related to tasks, fighting, and improving their own strength. Very few people learn cultural courses after becoming a qualified ninja. .

Especially civilians.

After the civilians witnessed the horror of the battlefield, the first time they returned to the village was to find ways to improve their strength.

However, cultural classes have nothing to do with improving cultural strength.

Thinking of this, Kai looked at the tall and thin man standing in the middle of the house, with a hint of admiration in his eyes.

This is a cultural person

After just sending away the upstart who wanted to donate money to ANBU, Asuka welcomed another weirdo.

"I see on the file that you are a poet?? Your advantage is that you write poetry, but your disadvantage is that you are very good at poetry?"

He looked at the man in front of him in shock.

Unexpectedly, little Konoha is actually full of crouching tigers, hidden dragons. Asuka encountered so many strange things in just half an hour.

There are those who have money but don’t know how to spend it and want to donate to ANBU, those who have talent who don’t know how to spend it and come here to recite poems, and those who are so energetic that they walk upside down on the spot.

But what shocked him the most was the unattractive man in front of him.

Even before time travel, he had never met a poet, let alone after time travel.

Given the environment in the ninja world where the average person has graduated from elementary school, it is a luxury for ordinary people to expect to be able to write poetry after completing ninja school.

Thinking of this, he looked at the man in front of him curiously and asked.

"Come on, come on! Make a song live and let me listen."

After hesitating for a moment, the man spoke.

“No need to specify a topic??”

"no, I'm fine!"

Asuka shook his head like a rattle, "Just recite a masterpiece from your past. After all, we are in an interview now, and there are many people behind you. If you compose poems on the spot, it may take some time."

After hesitating for a moment, the man nodded.

"Then I will recite a once-great poem, [Fur Coat]."

Hearing this, Asuka and Metkai's bodies trembled at the same time. They stared intently at the man who was about to recite poetry, fearing to miss any details.

"Ah~"

This sudden voice startled the two of them instantly.

Asuka blinked and began to recall the ancient poems from his past life in his mind. It seemed that few poems started with "Ah".

"I've seen a fur coat!"

"I want it so bad!"

"I told all my friends I was going to buy it last week!"

"But I bought three pairs of pants and one pair of underpants!"

"No matter what, I must buy it today!"

“That fur coat, it’s big, dark and beautiful, and it comes with a belt!”

When he heard "I've seen that fur coat", Asuka was stunned for a moment.

When he heard the second sentence, he fell silent, and the curiosity in his eyes was perfectly concealed.

When the third sentence came, Asuka silently lowered his head and began to flip through his ninja package, wanting to see if he had taken a kunai out today.

"This poem is very explosive even in the explosive world!"

In Asuka's short life as a human being, the only poem that could compare to this poem was probably the one from his previous life.

【Let’s go pee together】

[You, peed a line, me]

One is a masterpiece by the daughter of a master in the past life, and the other is the poet in front of me who doesn’t know who his master is.

After reciting the entire poem, the man in front of him has lost the qualification to enter the ANBU in Asuka's heart. This thing is useless to the ANBU. Such an explosive language art

"good!"

At this time, a cheering sound suddenly came from the side, interrupting Asuka's thoughts.

He looked up and saw that Metkai, who was sitting on the chair, suddenly stood up and walked towards the tall and thin man, and said, "As expected of a poet, the poems he wrote are so straightforward."

Speaking of this, Kai suddenly got stuck and didn't know what words to use to praise.

Just four years of basic education did not allow him to accumulate too many words of praise.

"Um!"

Looking at Kai's troubled look, Asuka slowly closed his eyes, took a long breath, and said, "It expresses so straightforwardly that the author wants that dress, but because of his own embarrassment of insufficient financial resources, he can only use it. Three new pairs of pants to cover up the fact that I can't afford clothes for the time being.

In addition, it can be seen from this poem that the poet who wrote this poem was somewhat greedy for petty gains, and even included the bonus of the leather jacket. "

"Asuka Jonin!"

The poet's expression suddenly became serious. He faced Feiniao and said in a calm tone, "Few people can hear the meaning of this masterpiece, and those who can hear it are all people with rich life experience.

It is really admirable that Asuka Jonin has such deep experience at such a young age. "

"Ha~"

The corner of Asuka's mouth twitched, not taking this man's compliment to heart. Then he picked up the file again and said, "Tell me what you can do by joining ANBU? Reciting poetry is indeed an advantage, but this advantage is obviously not applicable to... ANBU.

After all, ANBU is a combat department. "

Hearing this, Kai couldn't help but feel relieved.

yes!

ANBU is the combat department.

And he is a qualified hitter.

The ANBU position is secure!

Just when Kai was cheering himself up in his mind, he saw the poet put his hands behind his back and said with a slight fluctuation in his voice.

"I come from a civilian family. My grandfather is a farmer and my father knows a little bit about ninjutsu. I am the only son of this generation. Although my ninjutsu talent is better than my father's, there is a limit.

My mother was very worried about this. She was afraid that I would die on the battlefield in the future, so she found her first love and asked him how to train her son to become a powerful ninja.

The man replied: Give your son a large amount of money, let him go to a big city to wander, and ask him to go in and out of women. After more experience, he will naturally find his own way to be strong.

My mother believed everything she said about her first love."

"."

"."

These words silenced both Kai and Asuka.

They looked at each other and saw the shock in each other's eyes.

This "poet" actually knows his first fucking love.

And this is not the most outrageous thing. The most outrageous thing is that his mother gave him money to go to the big city.

Seeing the surprise on their faces, the poet chuckled and continued.

“I’m doing well in the big city and have a lot of friends.

To be honest, I really don't want to leave there. There are many fascinating women in the big city. The smell of noble ladies makes me linger, and the fragrance of young girls also makes me intoxicated.

But one day, I suddenly felt a call in my heart, and then I learned the news of Lord Hokage's resurrection. This was a revelation given by the Sage of Six Paths.

I'm back.

I - the poet - Tai Er - am good at gathering intelligence."

Metkai stared at the ceiling wordlessly. He suddenly realized that he seemed to know nothing but fighting.

The thing that ANBU seems to lack most is thugs.

"well!"

Asuka also noticed that something was wrong with his mood, and immediately put his arm around Kai's shoulders and said, "This is also the first time I know that Konoha has so many talents."

"Me too!"

Kai stood there blankly and murmured, "No wonder Elder Danzo said that I am poor and of low quality. It turns out that there are really so many powerful and capable ninjas in the village."

"Kai!"

"Asuka!"

After the two looked at each other, Asuka gave him a thumbs up and said.

"What is youth"

Hearing this, Kai suddenly felt his blood boiling. He looked at the sunset on the horizon and suddenly said something.

"Dumen Kai!!"

Then, he jumped into the air and kicked towards the window next to him! !

A human-shaped gap instantly appeared on the window.

Looking at Metkai disappearing into the sunset, Asuka rubbed his chin with one hand and murmured.

"I seem to be planning to ask him to carry out the mission together!"