Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Wow!

After walking out of the temporary office, Feiniao bought a new issue of a certain magazine on the roadside and read it while walking.

As a soldier of the Anbu, although he did not have any position in the Anbu, his strength increased significantly during the same period. On the day when his strength was exposed, the superiors arranged a temporary office for him.

And the recruitment that has ended today is in that office.

next moment.

The next moment, Feiniao felt his head sink, as if dozens of kilograms of weight had been added to his originally empty brain.

He raised his eyelids slightly, and after seeing the yellow cat's claws suddenly appeared on his forehead, he lowered his head again and read the magazine in his hand.

"Hey, bird!"

Fatty poked his head and looked over. After reading the story written in the magazine, he asked, "Why did Tsunade give you the ANBU recruitment task this time? Are you going to be promoted?"

“It’s impossible to get promoted!”

Asuka counted on his fingers, "Ever since I joined ANBU, it's been like having a difficult childbirth. I haven't been able to do a mission for three months. The last time I did a mission was last year.

It has been almost a year since I joined ANBU. I have done three and a half years, failed two and become one and a half.

The mission success rate is 28%.

Fei Fei, do you know what 28% is? Jiraiya, who was once Konoha's top crane, had a mission success rate of 29% before he signed with Toad. "

"Three and a half?"

The orange cat's focus was not on the success rate. It blinked and asked with some confusion, "Isn't it four? Why did it change to three and a half? Why is the half gone?"

"This morning, Captain, she failed to get pregnant. The folk remedy was fake. Although I had known for a long time that the folk remedy was useless, I didn't expect that it was really useless at all."

As he said that, Asuka couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

He now seriously suspected that the captain was infertile, but he couldn't make a conclusion easily without any examination.

"Besides, Tsunade didn't just entrust this mission to me."

Then, Feiniao opened the magazine and said while reading, "I am only responsible for the preliminary screening, not the final decision. Others will review it later."

"Oh~ I thought you got promoted."

After realizing that Asuka didn't mean anything, the orange cat also shrugged.

From the second generation Hokage onwards, the third generation Hokage has entered the ANBU, and the fourth generation Hokage has entered the ANBU. If this pattern develops, the fifth generation Hokage must at least have ANBU qualifications.

"Ordinary ANBU - ANBU Captain - ANBU Captain."

The orange cat counted its paws, then patted Asuka on the head and said seriously, "You must at least become the captain, and then you can become the Hokage's assistant.

Only by becoming Hokage's assistant can you have the chance to become Hokage."

"Who is willing to assist the Hokage? You see, the people who have assisted the Hokage in recent times have not ended well."

"Oh, that's right. White Fang committed suicide, Minato committed suicide, and Sarutobi Shinnosuke cheated on him. Do you think he will be found to have been hit with several kunai behind his back one day and be considered a suicide?"

"Probably not. The captain is not such an extreme person, and the captain's methods should not be so crude. I estimate that in the future, Sarutobi Shinnosuke will probably be starved to death while eating, choked to death while drinking cold water, and electrocuted while taking a bath.

In short, he should have died accidentally. Suicide is too obvious, especially suicide behind his back, which is even more outrageous. "

"The accident is obvious, okay!"

"."

Just as the two of them were guessing how Sarutobi Shinnosuke would die, a breeze suddenly appeared in the air.

Wow! Wow!

The breeze blew through the magazine, flipping it open to dozens of pages.

Asuka closed his eyes, took a breath of fresh air, and said.

"Fei Fei, have you felt that the wind is mixed with the smell of spring?"

"No!"

The orange cat slowly shook his head. He lowered his head and looked at the contents of the magazine. After a moment of silence, he said, "I feel it, 'he' may be entering spring."

he?

Hearing this, Asuka looked over with confusion, and then he found that the orange cat was lowering his head, staring at the magazine in his hand without blinking.

Following its gaze, Asuka also looked at the magazine in his hand.

The magazine was newly purchased. He only read the gossip about the [Earth Kingdom] on the first page, and never read the rest.

But this page.

Half of this page is devoted to a single photo.

There are two people in the photo, one of whom is a young man with an old-looking face, and the other is a young and beautiful woman with pure and refined appearance and long flowing hair.

The woman in the photo seemed vaguely familiar to Asuka, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before.

But he recognized the man in the photo, and he was quite famous in Konoha.

The captain of the Konoha Police Force and the leader of the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Fugaku.

It can be seen from the environment where the photo was taken that Uchiha Fugaku was probably in a tavern, and it was a tavern after Kyuubi Night. After all, Uchiha Fugaku did not like to go to taverns before Kyuubi Night.

After a moment of silence, Asuka looked at the text under the photo.

[Uchiha Fugaku spent a lot of money and publicly said that he was very happy to spend the night with the beautiful woman for 7 hours]

"."

After seeing this exaggerated title, Asuka and Orange Cat were fucked into silence at the same time.

The air became a little awkward at this time.

"Uchiha Fugaku is just like his son. He is in gossip magazines."

After a while, Asuka was the first to break the silence.

"Fei Fei, do you think the clan leader is this kind of person?"

After the orange cat's beard trembled twice, he said slowly, "As far as I know, Uchiha Fugaku is not this kind of person. This magazine is probably out of ideas, so I plan to spread some rumors."

Snapped!

Asuka hammered his left fist on his right palm, then raised his head to look at a certain meatball shop in Konoha, and said as expected, "It's just as I thought, these idiots who didn't expect to spread rumors will be exposed."

"However, it's not necessarily fake."

At this time, the orange cat seemed to have discovered something. It tilted its head to look at the magazine, glanced at the text behind the title, and said in a soft and cute voice mixed with a hint of doubt.

"Look at the last paragraph.

[Innocent grievance and being blamed, there is no chance of becoming Hokage. 】

[The son is famous but does nothing, and the clan members come up with bad ideas. ]"

? ? ?

After hearing what the orange cat said, Asuka directly greeted the Black Jue family in his heart.

This guy opened the map cannon and not only brought Uchiha Fugaku in, he even brought him in in disguise.

What does it mean for a clansman to come up with bad ideas?

Then, I heard the orange cat continue to read.

"Fame, wealth, power, strength, Uchiha Fugaku, the leader of the Uchiha clan, has everything in the ninja world. He should have been high up, conquering peaks one after another, climbing cliffs one after another, and leading his family to win the title of honor among the entire ninja world. "Naruto".

Such a life is destined to be a life of battle, and such a man is destined to be a man full of desire to conquer. "

"."

Uchiha Asuka smashed his mouth and said with a somewhat complicated expression, "It's not that I look down on my clan leader. The clan leader didn't even conquer Hyuga and Hinashi, who can he conquer?

He was able to pin Rizu to the ground and hammer him. I all agreed that he was a reliable clan leader, but I didn't expect that he actually beat Rizu on a par.

It doesn't matter if the fight is about the same. The key is to eat and drink after the fight. You don't want to improve your strength and fight again next time.

Where does this desire to conquer come from? "

"Don't interrupt, there's more to come!"

With that said, the orange cat looked down at the words in the magazine again and read, "Such a man who is not afraid of difficulties and full of desire to conquer, in this life is just to let himself conquer one difficulty after another and pass through one peak after another.

Although "Hokage" is his ultimate goal, it seems that this ultimate goal may not be achieved in a short time.

And a woman who is gentle, considerate, considerate, wise and able to make suggestions is undoubtedly the most able to inspire a man’s desire to conquer.”

Hearing these words, Asuka fell silent again.

He probably understood what the magazine was talking about.

Wasn't it just the woman in the photo that made Uchiha Fugaku want to conquer?

but.

After a long silence, Feiniao slightly raised his eyelids and looked at the orange cat lying above his head, and asked.

"Is Uchiha Mikoto gentle and generous, good-tempered, considerate, and able to make suggestions?"

"That was before!"

The orange cat shrugged his nose and said in a rather casual tone, "In the past year, Mikoto-sama has been like a powder keg, exploding at the drop of a hat, going on strike and not cooking at all times, making rice porridge for your clan leader.

And then, Mikoto-sama taught her son wrongly."

"oh!"

Asuka let out a light ooh and looked at the magazine in his hand again.

He said that the description of this thing was so familiar.

Isn't this the former Uchiha Mikoto?

It's just that Mikoto has changed a lot in the past year, and he almost forgot that that guy was evaluated like this before.