Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"I thought you didn't know how to use transformation."

Seeing Uchiha Asuka's appearance after the transformation, the orange cat arched his back and stretched, and continued, "That's fine. As long as we are not unlucky next time, we shouldn't be exposed."

Hearing this, Feiniao stopped and turned to look at the glass on the right.

Reflected on the glass was a completely unfamiliar shadow. He was wearing dark gray clothes and braids. He had a terrifying scar on his cheek that ran through the bridge of his nose, adding a bit of ferocity to his face.

But this bit of ferocity instantly dissipated without a trace the moment Asuka grinned.

Don’t say it yet! !

Iruka still looks a bit handsome when he grows up.

only

Thinking of what a certain cat said just now, Asuka's eyes squinted slightly, and then he saw the orange cat's figure in the mirror.

A round head, a round body, and the tuft of hair under the belly almost touches the ground.

[He is very confident in his transformation skills. 】

As a member of Uchiha, Asuka can directly enter the police department after graduation. He does not need to go out to perform tasks like ordinary ninjas, but under the operation of Ryoichi

On the day of graduation, an Uchiha jounin became his teacher and took him straight to the battlefield to experience the cruelty of war.

Ordinary Uchiha genin are like cannon fodder in large-scale wars such as the Great Ninja War. Although they are much stronger than ordinary cannon fodder, their intestines will be scattered all over the ground if they are exploded by the detonating talisman.

And after experiencing a certain [Cannon Fodder Rope Tree] incident, Asuka knew that if he could not get involved with the protagonist, the probability of accidental death would be very high.

How big exactly?

So big that even the young leader of the Thousand Hands clan could be killed by the detonating talisman while walking on the road.

In order not to be killed by the detonating talisman, Asuka deliberately studied the ninjutsu of transformation in depth, in order to prevent himself from becoming the target of some people after leaving the village.

Thinking of this, Asuka couldn't help but express emotion on his face.

"The gap between people is so big. If a child of destiny is exploded by a detonating talisman, his whole body will be burnt black and black smoke will come out of his mouth. If an ordinary Thousand-Handed Cannon Fodder is exploded by an exploding talisman, his intestines will be gone.

There was once a certain person who had pretty good ninjutsu talent. I even thought he was the Fourth Hokage. After all, I had already made plans to change his fate. I didn’t expect that fool to do it because of the conflict between me and his sister. Don't listen to me. "

Hearing this, the orange cat looked up and wondered.

"What are you muttering about?"

"A certain thousand-handed cannon fodder!"

"oh!"

When he heard the words [Thousand-Handed Cannon Fodder], Orange Cat understood instantly.

Many members of the entire Senju clan died on the battlefield, and many served as cannon fodder. However, the only Senju cannon fodder that Asuka often talks about is Senju Noshu.

And Qianju Shengshu's death was indeed aggrieved. He did what a normal fool would not do.

Thinking of this, it looked at the figure in the mirror again.

It has a plump figure, round cheeks, and the hair on its belly is so soft. In order to prevent the soft cat hair from touching the ground, it took a special breath to retract its belly a little.

Asuka's eyelids jumped up after seeing it inhale and contract its abdomen.

Compared to the flawless transformation, Fei Fei is the biggest flaw in this trip.

As he became famous, Fei Fei's reputation also spread throughout the ninja world.

Just like the former Sannin of Konoha, when ninjas from other countries see a toad the size of a mountain, they will think of Jiraiya, and when they see a python the size of a mountain, they will think of Orochimaru.

When they saw the extremely plump orange cat with shiny hair, they most likely thought of Uchiha Asuka.

As far as he knew, there was probably only one ninja cat who was fatter than fat in the ninja world.

"Fat!"

Hearing Asuka calling him, the orange cat who was looking at himself in the mirror kicked his hind legs lightly on the ground, jumped directly onto Asuka's shoulder and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Fat!"

Asuka glanced at its belly a few times and said worriedly, "You are the biggest weakness in this industry!"

Hearing this, Orange Cat's face suddenly showed a touch of human dignity.

Its strength is the weakest, and it is indeed the biggest flaw in Asuka's journey. However, after studying in recent months, it is not without the ability to fight the enemy.

Thinking of this, the orange cat turned to look at Asuka and said seriously, "Don't worry, I won't hold you back."

"well!"

Realizing that Fei Fei seemed to have misunderstood him, Asuka couldn't help but let out a long sigh in his heart, turned around and walked towards the west of the Kingdom of Thunder.

Calling other people fat is a bit too offensive. The most important thing is that you raised yourself to be fat.

Um!

As he walked forward, the scene where the two first met appeared in his mind.

When the two first met, Fei Fei was still a normal-sized orange cat. Although he had promised to have endless cans when he signed the contract, at that time he didn't really want to feed him three meals a day.

He just wanted to trick a ninja cat into signing a contract with him.

later

Every time Tsunade saw him when she returned to the village, she would mock him, "Whose ninja cat is so thin? I really wonder if his master and the ninja cat are competing for food."

"The last time I saw such a thin cat was during the famine years, when people had to compete with cats to eat mice."

"Kid, do you know this poor-looking Ninja cat, who looks so skinny and has no body weight, was raised by some poor guy?"

"Ah? It turns out you raised him."

The scenes of being ridiculed by Tsunade appeared in Asuka's mind one by one.

He took a deep breath, looked sideways in the direction of Konoha, and thought of a certain piglet that Tsunade had recently adopted, and couldn't help but murmur to himself.

"Old woman, sooner or later I will stir up your pigs."

Ah sneeze! !

A human sneeze sounded.

Tsunade, who was working on the document, subconsciously raised her head and looked at the sneezing little piglet sitting on the sofa.

"It's really different every day, and I'm getting fat again!!"

Tsunade's eyes flickered, and the piglet in front of her suddenly turned into a steaming roast suckling pig that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Roast suckling pig that can walk! !

"Tsunade-sama!"

After Shizune noticed the drool dripping from the corner of Tsunade's mouth, she said with some vigilance, "This is our partner, not your snack and uncastrated pork is not delicious."

"What a pity. I got distracted!"

Wiping the drool from the corner of her mouth, Tsunade's expression suddenly became serious.

“Shizune, it’s better to castrate the pig.

Not to mention that uncastrated pigs may go into estrus, but for our future travels in the ninja world, it will be a troublesome thing if we don't castrate the pig. Every time it goes into estrus, we have to take it to find someone else. Pig solution?

What if you give birth to another piglet?"

Tsunade took a breath and suppressed the thought of sustainable "drinks" in her mind.

Pigs have one litter, one litter has two litters, two litters have three litters, three litters.

"Tsunade-sama!"

Seeing that Tsunade-sama was distracted again, Shizune twitched her cheeks and warned, "If Tsunade-sama doesn't deal with today's affairs, today will be over."

Looking back at the red sky outside the window, her gaze lingered on the setting sun for a moment, Tsunade shrugged and said rather casually.

"We'll just deal with it tomorrow."

"Tsunade-sama, you haven't finished handling the matters from the day before yesterday."

"The day before yesterday?"

Tsunade looked at the pile of documents from the day before yesterday on the table, and her mood that was originally happy because she was about to get off work suddenly turned into depression.

She picked up a document and looked at it twice, then waved to Shizune and said.

"Shizune!"

Hearing the call from ahead, Shizune, who was teasing the piggy, was stunned for a moment, then looked up.

Tsunade, who was originally depressed, was seen sitting upright on the chair, holding her chin with her fingers crossed, and said with a serious face.

"Don't you want to become Hokage?"

After a moment of hesitation, Shizune nodded.

"Hokage's daily life is extremely boring, are you sure you can handle it?"

This time Shizune did not hesitate. She nodded her head and looked firmly at Tsunade-sama sitting on the chair.

"good!"

Tsunade glanced at her with relief, then pushed the documents on the table forward and continued, "Although these documents do not involve any secrets of the village, they still need to be reviewed by the Hokage one by one.

And these non-confidential, less important documents occupy most of Hokage's day.

Shizune, come and experience Hokage's boring day. By then you will definitely give up the idea of ​​becoming Hokage. Really, you can't stand Hokage's boring life. "

Hearing this, Shizune stood up from the sofa and said in an extremely firm voice.

"Will not!"

Seeing the doubtful look on Tsunade-sama's face, she threw the little piglet in her arms onto the sofa, then came to the Hokage's desk and looked at the tall pile of documents. Her firm steps changed. Have to hesitate.

"Tsunade-sama, does it really matter if I see these things?"

"It doesn't matter!"

Tsunade stood up and took a bottle of wine from the drawer, then pressed Shizune onto the Hokage's chair and encouraged, "The first threshold to become Hokage is to endure loneliness.

Shizune, I don’t think you are a person who can endure loneliness, but you can prove it to me.”

After saying that, Tsunade carried the bottle of wine and walked to the sofa where Shizune was sitting just now. Then she picked up the little pig next to her and looked at the simple ceiling while drinking.

Becoming Hokage has never been her dream, it was Naoki's dream and Dan's dream.

She originally wanted to be the Hokage's woman.