Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Konoha, Medical Department!

The spacious corridor was crowded with people seeing doctors and accompanying family members. Then in such a crowded environment, an orange figure shuttled through the crowd, dashing left and right, and finally quickly disappeared at the end of the corridor.

"Scary woman!"

It looked back behind it, wiped the non-existent sweat on its forehead with its paws, and said with lingering fear, "That guy Noonoyu is really hungry and crazy. He always looks at me with green eyes."

While talking, it jumped to the window sill and began to look at the surrounding environment.

"No. 1, No. 2, No. 3."

Looking at the signs on the doors, even though Fei Fei had never been to the medical department, he knew what these words meant.

According to the level of medical ninjutsu, the medical department assigns office locations to those medical ninjas. The higher the room number, the higher the level of the medical ninja inside.

Office No. 1 has not changed since it came to Konoha.

"Sannin——Tsunade!"

His eyes swept over the dusty handle in Office No. 1, and the beard around the orange cat's mouth trembled subconsciously. "Judging from the marks on it, the old woman hasn't been here for at least a year or two."

"Number two!!"

Then, Fei Fei's eyes fell on Office No. 2.

The appearance of this office is carved from the same mold as the one next to it. The only difference is the brand on the door frame and the rusty door handle.

There are many reasons for rust, but this one...

There is only one reason for feeling fat.

Corroded by human sweat! !

Looking at the long queue outside the office, the beard on the orange cat's face trembled again.

In the entire medical department, Tsunade is the only one who is respected as a general practitioner by outsiders, but there is another person who is respected as a general practitioner by insiders. Uzuki Xiyan

"I don't know how many patients Mr. Xiyan can receive today!" Looking at the long queue in front of him, a villager in the team said worriedly, "Isn't it my turn?"

"Probably not!" Another villager shook his head and said with the same uncertainty, "The speed of Mr. Xiyan's treatment depends on whether any of the people in line today have "diseases that cannot be found in books."

After hearing this, people around them subconsciously observed the people around them, trying to see if the other person had a "disease that cannot be found in books."

Since half a year ago, a rumor has been secretly circulating in the medical department.

[If you know Tsunade, she may not come back to save you when you are sick. 】

[But if you suffer from a disease that cannot be found in a book in a short period of time, then congratulations on unlocking the SSS-level "mission"-Guardian from Uchiha! 】

Thinking of that rumor, the crowd in the queue suddenly became commotion.

Without triggering the SSS-level mission, Xiyan-sama is no different from an ordinary medical ninja. However, if the SSS-level mission is triggered, Xiyan-sama can burst out with the powerful strength to rob people in the Pure Land.

Squeak!

The closed office door was suddenly opened from the inside, and then a middle-aged man walked out with a complicated expression.

He looked at the serious-looking purple-haired woman inside, then looked at the long queue outside, and shouted.

"Next person!"

After the person at the front of the line entered, the office door was closed again.

boom!

Looking at the closed door, these people quickly grabbed the middle-aged man who wanted to leave and asked.

"Didn't you not eat for several days? Is it a terminal illness?"

The middle-aged man's face darkened and he said unhappily, "It's just too much mental pressure. Master Xiyan's medical skills have improved very quickly recently. I was diagnosed without even sitting on my buttocks.

Your Excellency asked me to go to the Hokage Building to issue a mission and find a ninja to accompany me to the Forest of Death.

He also said that only by "walking on the edge of death can you understand the true meaning of life!"

"Harmful!"

The people around shook their heads in frustration and made way for the middle road.

Just before this person went in, he said that he was so serious. He hadn't eaten for several days and looked like he was going to die soon. Unexpectedly, he was suffering from excessive mental stress, which caused a loss of appetite.

Then, they looked at the closed door expectantly, but their eyes fell on the people around them intentionally or unintentionally.

"It would be nice if there was a "disease that cannot be found in books"!"

"It would be nice if there was a "disease that cannot be found in books"!"

Hearing this sound, the orange cat that was licking its fur started to move.

It found that she couldn't tell whether the guy was complaining because she didn't encounter a difficult disease, or because she felt that her medical ninjutsu had improved rapidly, and now she felt uncomfortable all day long without dealing with a terminal illness.

Thinking of this, it raised its head and looked in the direction of the sound.

I saw a purple-haired girl sitting boredly on a chair, holding her cheek with her hands, her eyes dull and not knowing what she was thinking. Opposite the girl was a woman with a sallow complexion.

The woman looked longingly at the girl, and the girl stared blankly at the ceiling. Neither of them disturbed the other.

until

"Xi Yan!"

Realizing that the girl had been in a daze for a minute, the orange cat opened its paws and urged in a soft and cute voice, "One minute has passed. When I came in from the outside just now, I found that there were at least sixty patients lined up in the corridor."

"Know it!"

After Xi Yan came back to her senses, she picked up a pen and started writing on the paper.

Seeing the purple-haired girl's confident appearance, the sallow-faced woman immediately felt relieved.

Um!

If you haven’t read the book, it proves that you have encountered this disease before!

Since we have encountered it before, it means that there is a cure for this disease!

If there is some treatment, it means she is fine.

Therefore, those patients who did not read the book considered it okay by default.

Wow!

After handing the written things to the patient, Xiyan raised her hands above her head, stretched hard, looked sideways at the fat cat on the window sill, and asked, "I remember you don't like the smell of disinfectant. Why are you here suddenly today?"

The orange cat glanced at the other party's shirt, which had no movement at all, and his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said sales pitch.

"Asuka has a serious folk remedy. Although it has not sold a copy so far, this is not the fault of the folk remedy. It is because you people believe too much that you will develop a second time."

As it spoke, it ignored Xi Yan's increasingly ugly expression, jumped up on the table, and continued.

"You were born too late, and there were some things you didn't know before.

It is said that a long time ago, Tsunade's success rate in carrying out lurking and assassination missions was particularly high because she did not need to use transformation techniques to disguise herself like other ninjas, thus avoiding the enemy's detection of chakra fluctuations.

Tsunade only needs to dress up a little, and she can dress herself up into a handsome boy, and then just click."

Then, the orange cat lightly scratched its neck with its claws and tilted its head, imitating the appearance of the victim.

Maoyue Xiyan crossed her arms and sat quietly on the chair, staring at it without any intention of using it to make a fuss.

The air suddenly became a little awkward.

As if he didn't notice the embarrassment in the air, the orange cat smacked his mouth and said somewhat mysteriously, "Later! Tsunade fell in love. The carefree Tsunade definitely didn't think she was too young. She even believed that she would develop a second time. , but how could her boyfriend find a brother to be his wife?"

As it spoke, it gave Xi Yan a look that could only be understood but not explained.

"Oh~"

Xi Yan said meaningfully, then glanced past the orange cat outside the window, and said slowly, "This must be a rumor, right? Otherwise, why haven't I heard of it?"

Hearing this, the orange cat instantly became energetic.

Then, I saw it stand up suddenly and said as if it had seen it with its own eyes.

"Can this be a rumor? It must be true.

The reason why you don't know is simply because no one in the village dares to mention this matter now. The time when rumors spread the most was when the medical department had the most patients.

Do you know why Jiraiya broke six of his ribs?

Tsunade hit.

Do you know why you were beaten?

Rumors spread. "

Mao Yue Xiyan nodded slightly, glanced at the window, and then suddenly looked back.

After a moment of silence, she blinked at the orange cat and took the initiative to change the topic.

"You haven't said what you are doing here today? Are you looking for me to eat?"

"I'm not looking for you to eat. I came here with Asuka, and I haven't finished talking yet."

Ignoring Uzuki Xiyan's wink, it shook its head slightly and continued, "Although I don't know how Tsunade managed to be both peaceful and proud back then, I think that might be because she was born in Senju. Like some people in Uchiha, although they are not strong enough, they are arrogant enough.

These are not the point."

Speaking of this, the orange cat suddenly lowered his voice, lightly tapped his chest with his paws, and a trace of human gossip appeared on his face.

"Xiyan, as a ninja, you should know that when certain places become a burden, it will affect the success rate of the mission, right?"

Um!

Xiyan nodded slightly.

A proud figure can indeed make the kunoichi more beautiful, but at the same time, a proud figure can also become a "burden" for the kunoichi. Even for the kunoichi, an overly proud figure is not It’s a “blessing.”

"Ahem!"

The orange cat sat down on the table, coughed lightly and said, "Tsunade, as a legendary Sannin, wouldn't she understand the impact of this incident? And as a top medical ninja, she has many abilities not to harm body, and a way to control your figure.

Then do you know why she still has such a proud figure? "

Mao Yue Xiyan shook her head subconsciously, but when she saw the open window, she blinked desperately at the orange cat.

At this moment, Fei Fei noticed the change in Mao Yue Xiyan's expression.

She kept blinking, with an anxious look on her face, as if she couldn't wait to hear this gossip.

"Women are really gossips!"

He muttered in his heart, Feifei didn't hide it, and directly told the gossip he knew.

"Because of regret!

The entire village knew that the two were in love, and when Duan saw Tsunade, this handsome little brother, he would inevitably feel a little regretful, and Tsunade also knew that the other person had regrets in his heart.

At that time, Tsunade was still comforting herself that she would develop again. But until she died, she failed to develop. "

Seeing that the orange cat was like a person involved, constantly explaining the secrets of the year, without paying any attention to the movement behind him, the corners of Uoyue Xiyan's mouth twitched involuntarily, and she collapsed on the chair weakly.

At this time, the orange cat shook his head and sighed, "The reason why regret is called regret is because it can never be made up for. Now, in order to make up for the regret in her heart, Tsunade lets it become a "burden"!!

Although I don’t know what she is planning. "

After finishing speaking, it looked at Uo Yue Xiyan, whose eyes were lifeless and her face was ashen, and she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.

Is the story I just told so cruel?

To hit this guy like this?

Thinking of this, it scratched its chin with its paw and started selling again.

"Xi Yan, you were born at a good time.

Asuka developed a folk remedy last year that will allow you to have an impressive figure at your current age, so that your future boyfriend will not have any regrets.

This folk remedy didn't have a name before, but today... it..."

After thinking for a moment, Fei Fei's eyes lit up and he immediately said, "Just call it "No Regrets!" "It's a pity that the guy from Yunyin Village didn't buy it, otherwise it would have been sold out."

Speaking of this, the orange cat suddenly trembled.

It looked at the white ceiling, with a touch of human emotion on its face, "If Asuka had been born a few years earlier, maybe Tsunade wouldn't have any regrets in her heart."

"The rumors are well made!"

A cold voice passed through the air into the orange cat's ears.

It was about to open its mouth to retort, but realized that the person speaking did not seem to be Uoyuki Xiyan.

The room fell into complete silence.

A hint of murderous aura filled the air.

The orange cat blinked, and then searched for the owner of that cold voice in his mind.

next moment.

It suddenly widened its eyes, and the originally emotional expression instantly froze on its face.

Fei Fei looked up at the time on the wall, and then at Xi Yan, who was slumped on the chair. The beard on his face seemed to be on a motor, shaking faster.

Time passes slowly!

After the second hand had moved half a circle, the orange cat smacked its lips and moved its somewhat stiff body as if nothing had happened.

"It's time to eat, Xiyan, I'm going to find Asuka first."

As he spoke, the orange cat kicked off the table with his legs and flew directly into the air, intending to run away from the door.

Half a minute later! !

Fei Fei looked at the door that was so close, and then looked at himself with his feet in the air. He couldn't help but look back behind him, with a smile on his face that was uglier than crying.

"Tsunade-sama!"

Tsunade grabbed the back of its neck, put it back on the table, then moved a chair to sit next to it and said coldly.

"I still have regrets!"

Hearing this, it raised its head and glanced at Tsunade's "regret", muttering subconsciously in its heart.

"This "regret" is heavier than mine!!"

Gulu!

After noticing that Tsunade's eyes were gradually becoming unkind, the orange cat swallowed hard and said with a smile, "There is just enough for two people left in that folk remedy. Tsunade-sama and Xiyan each have one portion."

Looking at the fat cat who was still selling home remedies until now, Tsunade continued expressionlessly.

"This is not my regret. I never had this regret back then.

My only regret is that I didn't kill that brat with my own hands. Then that brat signed a contract with you. In order to promote the bad medicine, you spread rumors about me. "

"."

Seeing that Tsunade didn't look like she was joking, the orange cat was silent for a moment, then raised his head and asked, "When Jiraiya-sama had eight broken ribs, who hit him?"

"I beat you!"

"Why?"

"That bastard keeps telling old girly lies!"

Hearing this, Orange Cat instantly felt emboldened.

I saw it put its hands on its hips and said calmly, "Tsunade-sama, what I just said was what Jiraiya-sama secretly told me. The culprit of all this is Jiraiya-sama."

"Ha~"

Looking at the fat cat in front of her, Tsunade flexed her fists and sneered, "It's true that Jiraiya's rumors are true, but the rumors he made are about being with my mother, not the rumors just now.

Even my mother heard this rumor for the first time. "

"."

"Ah~"

next moment.

The pig-like wails penetrated the door and echoed in the corridor, drowning out the voices of the patients who were talking in low voices.