Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Hiss~"

"Yes, pull its beard!!"

"Hiss~"

"Spread this fat cat's back and hit it hard!!"

"Hiss~"

Feeling the sudden severe pain in her back, Kushina couldn't help but take a breath of cold air and doubted the way of life, "Staying with this fat cat for half a year, the good thing is that it's not my turn at all."

As she spoke, she looked at the outside world through the orange cat's gaze.

Since her soul was accidentally recalled last year, she has been sealed in the body of an orange cat by her own race. She eats and sleeps with the cat, and senses all changes in the outside world through its body.

When the orange cat eats fish, there is a fishy smell in her mouth; when the orange cat eats fish bones and gets stuck in her throat, she also feels like fish bones are stuck in her throat; when the orange cat scratches an itch with its hind legs, Kushina feels that her feet are flexible It's so outrageous that it can scratch anywhere except the back.

But scratching her chin with her foot was still a bit beyond her psychological endurance.

“It’s a good thing this cat doesn’t eat mice!!”

Thinking of its food for half a year, Kushina's eyes flashed with joy.

Even if Uchiha Asuka has a lot of bad things, he is really good to his psychic beasts. Every time he is a top can in the country of birds, and those cans...

Kushina observed the outside world and sighed softly.

"The taste of the canned cats is second only to the food I cooked. Some of the taste is even better than the food I cooked. I don't know if the canned food is so delicious, or if my sense of taste is disturbed."

As soon as she finished speaking, Tsunade's face with a sinister smile suddenly appeared in her sight, scaring her so much that she took a step back involuntarily.

Then she reacted immediately and realized that she was now inhabiting the orange cat's body. Tsunade had no idea of ​​her existence, and it was impossible for Tsunade to show such a terrifying smile to herself.

"It's fine if you spread rumors behind your back, but you still mentioned the rumor to someone else's dead boyfriend in person."

Seeing Tsunade's delicate face become more ferocious, Kushina crossed her arms and gloated, "What's the difference between this and spreading rumors in front of Danzo that he wants to become Hokage? Rumors + heart-breaking"

As soon as she finished speaking, Kushina couldn't stop laughing.

Suddenly there was a sharp pain in my butt, as if someone had squeezed it hard several times, and my thighs became numb.

"come on!!"

Kushina clenched her fists tightly, gasping in pain while encouraging Tsunade who was pinching the cat's butt.

If she had known that this fat cat had a worse character than Uchiha Asuka, she should have found a chance to have a good talk with it physically while she was still alive.

Then, Kushina was seen putting her hands in the shape of a trumpet to her mouth and shouting outside.

"Tsunade-sama, try harder, haven't you had breakfast?"

Although she knew the other party couldn't hear her voice, she still wanted to shout out.

It hurts so much! !

Shouting out can alleviate the pain somewhat.

"Stop shouting, stop shouting!"

At this time, a soft and cute voice suddenly came from the air, and an orange figure quickly appeared in the air.

Looking at the orange cat floating in the sky, Kushina instantly put away the pain on her face, raised her head and looked around as if nothing happened.

"Pooh!"

The orange cat spat in the air and said angrily, "It's okay to endure the abuse of the old woman outside, but now I have to listen to you crying and howling here, it's really annoying!"

Hearing this, Kushina blinked her eyes, looked at the orange cat innocently, and asked.

"Abuse? Tsunade-sama's loving touch is actually abuse in your eyes?"

Feifei:? ? ?

Fei Fei subconsciously touched his numb butt, and then stared at Kushina's calm face for a while, but he still couldn't see any signs of pain on her, as if the other person really couldn't feel it at this time. Pain is average.

"Kushina-sama?? Are you not in pain??"

Kushina spread her hands, resisting the pain in her body, and said calmly.

"Not only does it not hurt, I even want to sleep."

As she spoke, she yawned in front of the orange cat, with a hint of sleepiness appearing on her face.

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Seeing the other party's calm look, a trace of confusion suddenly flashed in the orange cat's eyes.

However, before it could continue to think about it, a sharp pain suddenly came from under its nose and brought it back to reality.

"As expected of an old woman who has been single for almost forty years, her finger strength is really scary, her beard is about to fall off!"

The orange cat covered his nose with both paws, and was about to continue cursing the old woman, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw Kushina's hands covering her nose tightly, and the muscles in her cheeks couldn't stop twitching.

"Ha~"

Then, he saw it falling directly next to Kushina, mockingly, "Kushina-sama, why are you covering your nose? Do you have a beard? Put it down quickly and let me see."

It was a big deal for this woman to grow a beard. "

"Shut up!" Kushina glared at it fiercely and said in a bad tone, "Speaking ill of people behind their backs and being caught on the spot by the real owner, is this a small thing??"

Sensing that the pain in his beard was gradually diminishing, the orange cat rolled his eyes, "Isn't it all for you? If it wasn't for Resurrection, why would I come to the medical department? If I didn't come to the medical department, how could I be here? To Tsunade."

"Didn't you say bad things about Tsunade-sama first?"

next moment.

The orange cat sat down on the ground, crossed his arms, and said confidently, "Nonsense! That's not a rumor, it's a fact. Do you think I'm Danzo, and rumors come out of my mouth?"

Hearing this, Kushina's eyes widened and she retorted on the spot.

"I watched Tsunade-sama fall in love with my own eyes back then. The two of them didn't even hold hands when there were many people. How could I have such outrageous "regret"?"

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This sentence immediately silenced Fei Fei Gan.

After a while.

I saw it transformed into a book out of thin air, then flipped through it a few times, pointed at the words on it and waved to Kushina, "Kushina-sama, come here and take a look."

"An unofficial history of the ninja world?!"

After looking at the name on the cover, Kushina frowned and came to the orange cat and looked down.

"Where did the first Kazekage get the funds to create Sunagakure Village?"

She read the text in the book softly, and after recalling it, she was shocked to find that the history books she had studied did not contain historical records about the first Kazekage.

As a former high-ranking official in Konoha, she knew very well how terrifying the scale of funds required to establish a ninja village was.

The funds for the creation of Konoha were provided by the Uchiha and Senju families, and these two families were the top ninja clans in the ninja world. Their joint investment laid the foundation for Konoha.

Although there are several other ninja clans that have inherited the same heritage for thousands of years as these two major ninja clans, they are not in the Kingdom of Wind.

This also made her a little curious about the next answer in the book.

Then, Kushina's eyes slowly moved to look at the explanation below.

“Provided by the Daimyo of the Land of Wind!!

As everyone knows, the experience of the first Kazekage has long been beautified. His true identity is actually the "waiter" of the nobles. He once sold hooks in the Kingdom of Wind.

I know that many people don't believe that the first Kazekage was a rabbit master, but think about it, why did he, a penniless and not top-notch ninja, build Sunagakure Village?

How did he persuade the daimyo to give him funds?"

Kushina couldn't stand the explanation that followed.

When she saw the first Kazekage selling hooks, the tall figure of the first Kazekage instantly appeared in her mind, and a trace of confusion flashed in her eyes.

Although I don’t understand the history of the ninja world decades ago, the real history of the ninja world is definitely not like this.

That's outrageous! !

"The unofficial history of the ninja world!!"

Looking at the name of the book again, Kushina twitched her cheek hard and murmured, "I don't know whether the first generation Kazekage sold it to me or not, but I know that there are not many historical records of Sunagakure Village. It's just that the Ninja Village was relatively poor when it was founded and did not have the energy or money to record history.

Are all the rumors in the ninja world so outrageous now? ? "

"Oh~"

Hearing this, the orange cat turned the page again and apologized, "Sorry, the one just now is from Sunagakure Village, and this one is from Konoha."

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A certain meatball shop in Konoha.

"well!"

Bai Jue, who was rubbing meatballs, heard a sigh from beside him and subconsciously looked to his left.

at this time.

Uzumaki Zetsu was lying on a chair with his legs crossed, biting his pen and sighing.

When it noticed that Bai Zetsu next to him stopped rolling the balls, he sighed, "Hey, it's a pity that you can't write, otherwise I could have given you the task of writing the history of the ninja world."

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After hearing this, Bai Ze was silent for a moment, then his eyes fell on the notebook in front of Uzumaki Ze.

It's not that it's illiterate, at least it knows the big characters on the book.

【Unofficial History of the Ninja World】

Following the other person's gaze, Uzumaki Zetsu looked at the wild history on the table and said to himself, "As Madara-sama's descendant and my confidant, Asuka just wants to know the more detailed history of the ninja world from me."

"It's true that Hei Zetsu is too cautious about the true history. There's nothing wrong with that."

Hearing this, Bai Jue fell into silence completely.

If it remembers correctly, the true history of the ninja world is all related to the "Black Zetsu" spoken by the Uzumaki Zetsu.

next moment.

I saw Uzumaki Zetsu pulling his hair and said worriedly, "It's so difficult to compile history. If Black Zetsu hadn't read the "History of Poop" compiled by me, which was so outrageous, he tore up the book in anger, and I would have finished compiling it by now."

After finishing his rant, Uzumaki Zetsu picked up the pen and continued writing on the paper.

"Madara-sama definitely cannot arrange him to sell hooks. As Madara-sama's most important enemy in life (Senju Hashirama), he cannot be arranged to sell hooks. This is an insult to Madara-sama."

Konoha, Medical Department.

In the orange cat's consciousness space.

Kushina shook her head vigorously, trying desperately to get the word "hook" out of her mind.

"Look, I'm not spreading rumors!"

At this time, Feifei rubbed his numb cheeks and said helplessly, "This is all written in the book. I just said it word for word just to sell medicine today."

"Shut up, you!"

Kushina glared at it fiercely and said coldly, "The beating I received today was all caused by you. After I leave your body, I must cure this problem of yours."

Hearing this, it looked at the other person up and down, and after its eyes stayed on her chest for a moment, it shook its head regretfully.

"It seems that this medicine has to be sold to Xi Yan."

"Kushina-sama!"

After noticing that Tsunade was no longer rubbing his cheeks, Fei Fei stood up slowly, walked around the other person twice, and asked softly, "You know the Mangekyō Sharingan, right?"

Um?

Kushina was stunned for a moment and looked at the cat with some confusion.

When she was a Jinchuuriki, the village specifically told her about the Sharingan, and naturally they also mentioned the "Mangekyo". [The Mangekyo Sharingan will not only greatly strengthen the original Sharingan's ability, but also It will be in line with the user's areas of expertise. 】

for example

The masked man who appeared that night probably had his space ninjutsu brought about by the Mangekyō Sharingan.

Compared to Kushina's silence, Fei Fei became talkative at this time.

"The Mangekyō Sharingan is known as the most powerful celestial eye that can see through the three worlds. Those eyes give the user earth-shattering eye skills. You have been in my body for half a year, and you have also seen Asuka using the Mangekyō."

Looking at Kushina who was still silent, Fei Fei shook his head and continued in a soft and cute voice.

"The Sharingan, also known as the pupil of the soul, belongs exclusively to the Uchiha blood succession. So do you know what Asuka's pupil technique is?"

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This sentence caused Kushina to fall into complete silence.

In the past six months, Uchiha Asuka had used the Sharingan, but not very often. She only knew that the opponent's eyes could cut objects and teleport over short distances.

At this time, the orange cat looked up at the blue sky and murmured.

"The abilities of each Mangekyō Sharingan are very powerful. According to the records of the Uchiha clan, there are flames that burn everything, illusions that make people fall into reincarnation forever, and burly gods of war who destroy the world.

But Uchiha Asuka's eye skills are related to the medical field in which he is good at. "

Hearing this, Uzumaki Kushina frowned slightly.

Although she is also curious about Uchiha Asuka's eye skills, this kind of thing is related to the biggest secret of a ninja. And judging from the intention of this orange cat, it seems that he wants to tell this secret to herself now?

After staring at the orange cat circling back and forth for a long time, Kushina still didn't understand why the other party did this?

"Cunning. Insidious"

Although Fei Fei didn't know what she was thinking, you could guess from Kushina's changing expression that this guy must be secretly poking at her.

Pooh!

A woman who speaks ill of others in her heart!

After curling its lips secretly, it looked up at Kushina's delicate face and smiled.

"The ability of Asuka's right eye is called Okuninushi Mate!!"

"It can create a global or hemispheric space. You can imagine it as a huge operating table. As an operator, the bird can perceive all objects in the space."

"Within the scope of this space, he is an all-powerful surgeon. He can dispose of other people's bodies, cut off, exchange, and splice anything at will. He can even exchange the minds of two people and extract the soul of the person who has just died."

"In the space, he is the absolute master. The lives he cuts off with his ability will not die, will not bleed, will still be alive, and will not cause any pain."

The moment she learned about Uchiha Asuka's right eye ability, Kushina's face turned pale and her body shivered involuntarily.

powerful!

Frighteningly powerful!

The figure of Uchiha Asuka appeared in her mind involuntarily. She simply couldn't imagine that the man who had weird thoughts from time to time could have such terrifying abilities.

This

Thinking of what the orange cat just said about Uchiha Asuka's right eye, Kushina swallowed hard and murmured.

"Where's his left eye?"

It took a long time after she finished speaking, but she didn't wait for the orange cat's reply.

When Kushina came back to her senses, she realized that she was the only one left in this space again, and the orange cat who was chatting with her just now seemed to have never appeared.