Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Ahem~"

Hizashi coughed lightly, then glanced at his younger brother who was covered in hair, and said without any apology, "Hizashi, you know, the clan leader can't make mistakes."

Hearing this, Hinata Hizashi raised his head and looked at the ward diagonally opposite.

at this time.

Although the door was closed, he could still hear the sounds coming from the ward.

From the sound alone, we knew that Uchiha Mikoto was probably fine, just a little angry.

Thinking of this, he looked up at his elder brother who looked calm, took a deep breath and explained.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I didn't explain the situation clearly at first.

In fact, when Jonin Asuka cut Mikoto-sama's neck open just now, Huahua and I rushed in to stop it. Brother, you saw everything that happened afterwards. Although Mikoto-sama lost her head, she is still alive."

"."

His words immediately silenced Rizugan.

After being a ninja for so many years, this was the first time he saw someone who had lost his head and was still alive and kicking. He was so angry that he was scolding his mother. Moreover, the look of panic on Uchiha Mikoto's face was even worse than his. It was obviously not the first time he saw someone. This ability.

Medical ninjutsu? kaleidoscope?

After frowning and thinking for a while, Rizu's eyes slowly fell on his younger brother and scolded him.

"Hizashi, as a ninja who is performing a mission, you need to show your professionalism to outsiders. It was our family's professionalism that allowed us to survive from the cruel Warring States Period to this day."

Hizashi:? ? ?

If he remembered correctly, Hinata's ability to steal tasks from Senju and Uchiha back then should have nothing to do with professionalism, purely because of the Byakugan's advantage.

Seeing his brother's eyes gradually becoming wandering and dissociated, Rizu seemed to have guessed what he was thinking, and said something very iron-clad.

"What did the ancestors say?

After turning on the white eyes, don't look at things you shouldn't, don't join in the fun you shouldn't, don't use your white eyes to observe other people's privacy at will, and don't use your white eyes to observe your employer's secrets while performing tasks. "

Having said this, he suddenly raised his head and looked at Hinata Huahua who was standing aside, "Huahua, your eldest brother was a negative example back then. He became arrogant and arrogant as soon as he opened his eyes and actually peeped into the village bathhouse.

The voyeur didn't know how to find a hidden place, so he just stood on the street in a daze.

Because of that incident, the family genin could only receive tasks to clear the sewers during that period, and could not receive any tasks related to the ground. "

Hinata Huahua's little face twitched. She didn't expect that her brother with thick eyebrows and big eyes would actually stand on the street and peek at the bathhouse.

Even when she peeked into the teacher's safe, she did it when the teacher was not at home.

"Eat noodle!"

Then I saw the serious expression on Rizu's face gradually softening, and then he handed the two already lumpy noodles to the two of them, and continued, "The noodles are bought from a hand-made place, and the eggs in the noodles are cooked by myself. "

Hearing this, Hinata Huahua's eyes widened instantly and she looked at the head of her family in shock.

She didn't expect that the head of her family could cook with her own hands.

Hizashi is not surprised by this. Many ninjas know how to cook for themselves, and in the past, when his parents were away, his eldest brother would cook for him.

And that life lasted until he got married and had children.

Thinking of this, he peeled the eggs skillfully, then looked at his elder brother who was standing there, and said doubtfully, "Even if Kushina-sama wakes up, it has little to do with us, right? Brother, hurry over here."

Rizu's face instantly turned red.

He couldn't say that he came here because he didn't want to talk about sterilization with his wife, right?

"Cough~"

Then, he clenched his fist and put it to his mouth, coughing lightly, "Whether Kushina-sama can wake up has something to do with everyone in the village, and Hinata is no exception."

Hizashi frowned and thought for a while, then said doubtfully.

"what relationship?"

"Hiss~"

Hizu subconsciously took a breath, and then said with an unhappy face, "Eat in peace, why are there so many reasons? You just need Kushina-sama to wake up, which will only be good for Hinata, and there will be no harm."

Hinata Hizashi nodded his head in seeming understanding.

To be honest, he didn't think about the benefits that Kushina's awakening could bring to the family. On the contrary, if Kushina was rescued by Uchiha Asuka, and it was determined that the incident had nothing to do with Uchiha, it would bring benefits to Uchiha. Not a small gain.

Thinking of this, Hizashi took a sip of noodles, then nuzzled his mouth in the direction of the ward, and lowered his voice.

"Should that matter be revealed to the Uchiha?"

Looking up at the ward, Hizu could clearly see the human head in Uchiha Asuka's hand even if he didn't open his eyes.

The head of the Uchiha clan leader's wife.

"If he dies, maybe something else will happen to Uchiha, but now."

After thinking for a while, Hinata and Hiashi shook his head slightly and said slowly, "There is no need to do such a thing that is harmful to others, and there are only three of us who saw this, so it will be easy to think of Hinata.

Plus."

Having said this, he looked at Uchiha Mikoto, whose face was ashen.

The livid face was obviously not due to excessive blood loss or anything like that, but it looked like he was angry.

"She looks better than me."

"She looks better than me."

The orange cat glanced at Uchiha Mikoto languidly, then lay on the table and said feebly, "That crazy bitch Tsunade came over, and just a second before you channeled me, she was talking to me face to face.

You don’t know how bad that crazy woman’s mouth is.”

As he said this, the orange cat put his hands on his nose, showing a look of despair, and said in pain.

“It all smells like alcohol, really, it all smells like alcohol.

Even a bad drinker would become a fool if he kissed her. "

Feeling the soreness coming from all parts of his body, the orange cat's eyelids instantly drooped and his voice was gloomy.

"How old is the old woman this year?

39.

The amount of hair tied in two circles is too loose, and three circles is not enough. It cannot be compared with the little girl. In a few years, the old woman may go bald and look like a deputy minister. "

At this time, the corner of Uchiha Mikoto's mouth twitched.

Although her body was now restricted, and although she could not move her neck flexibly, she could still feel the strong malice from the orange cat's words.

Looking at Asuka busy in front of the hospital bed, Uchiha Mikoto took a deep breath and warned.

"Don't slander Tsunade-sama behind your back!"

"slander?"

Hearing these two words, Orange Cat's eyes widened instantly, looking at the head on the table in disbelief, and exclaimed, "Isn't this a slander? Isn't it true?

Tsunade was born after the founding of Konoha.

When she was playing house in the mud, the first and second generation were still alive.

Most of the children enrolled in the Ninja School this year are from Konoha 46. She is ten years older than her mother.

On January 1 next year, some ninjas similar to her age will be ready to retire from the ninja ranks and retire peacefully.

I really think that reality is a novel written by Jiraiya. In the novels written by Jiraiya, there are no women over 30. Last time, the perverted toad drank too much and said he found two 18-year-old girls. "

After seeing Uchiha Mikoto fall into silence, the orange cat curled his lips and said in a strange tone.

"How many boys can still have admiration for Tsunade now? I'm afraid it's not just that perverted toad, right? But all the perverted toads are now looking for little girls of eighteen.

When was the last time Tsunade received a love letter? Twenty years ago, right?

No, it must have been thirty years ago, when I was attending Ninja School. I once heard Asuka mention that after they graduated from Ninja School, Jiraiya stopped writing love letters to her. "

"Hey hey hey??"

Asuka, who was checking Kushina's body, paused, shook his head and said with a smile, "You guys are talking about yours, don't involve me, and what you said is wrong, Fatty.

Tsunade will not receive love letters until she graduates from Ninja School.

Jiraiya was scared by Tsunade at that time. "

Seeing these two guys constantly teasing Tsunade, Uchiha Mikoto frowned and spoke slowly in a cold voice.

“Enough is enough!

Tsunade-sama just didn't meet the right person except for Kato Danjounin. "

"Haha!"

The orange cat stood up instantly and looked at the table diagonally behind him with gleaming eyes.

With Asuka by its side, it has nothing to fear now. Even if Tsunade hears it, what can she do to it?

You have the ability to kill it.

"Mikoto-sama!"

It walked around Uchiha Mikoto's head twice, and said in a soft and cute voice, "My period is almost gone, love has not come yet; the joints are not flexible, and I haven't traveled with the one I love yet." I haven’t even had a baby yet, and my hair has already started to fall out.

Even if Tsunade-sama meets the right person in the future, will that person be able to like her? "

Having said this, it turned its head to look at the busy flying bird and asked.

"Asuka, what do you mean by that? The village asked you to brainstorm ideas so that the boys in the village should stop focusing on little girls and look at women who are older than you."

ah?

Feiniao raised his head and thought for a moment, then punched his left palm with his right fist and said suddenly.

"If you are a female college student in your third year, you will receive a gold brick; if you are a female student who is thirty thousand years old, you will be given a gold mountain; if you are a female college student who is three hundred thousand years old, you will come out of the Six Paths; if you are a female college student who is three thousand years old, you have the final say in the ninja world; if you are a female college student who is thirty thousand years old, the universe revolves around you.

Unfortunately, the senior management at the time thought my idea was too extreme and rejected it. "

Seeing the look of regret in Asuka's eyes, it turned back and glanced at Uchiha Mikoto, feeling annoyed.

“Does Tsunade have a gold mountain?

She has a fart.

She has a mountain of gambling debt. "

As soon as he finished speaking, the ward fell into deathly silence again.

Although what these two guys said is true

Thinking of Tsunade-sama's current situation, Uchiha Mikoto remained silent for a long time, then raised her eyelids to observe the ward.

There are no decorations in the white ward. There is a hospital bed on the west wall. To the right of the hospital bed is an instrument for monitoring Kushina's life fluctuations. Uchiha Asuka is standing on the left hand side of the hospital bed. He frowned as if thinking about something.

"well!"

A sigh brought Mikoto back to reality.

She glanced at the orange cat pacing in front of her and wondered.

"What are you sighing for?"

"There are many people in the ninja world who don't get married!"

The orange cat shrugged its nose and said in a rather casual tone, "There are many powerful ninjas who choose to remain single until death. It doesn't matter if the old woman doesn't want to get married. After all, there is no such rule [if you don't get married, you commit a crime]."

Ugh~

As he was talking, the orange cat seemed to have thought of something, suddenly tilted his head and retched, and said disdainfully, "If that guy didn't expect love in his heart, I would still look up to her, but she saw the love letter Xi Yan received. Finally, the expression must be as complex as possible.”

Feeling the pain coming from his tail, Fei Fei thought of Tsunade's fingers that she subconsciously clenched after reading the love letter.

It hurts so much!

The old woman is so excited now when she sees other little girls receiving love letters.

It's too late to be excited, I'm already past my prime childbearing age, and I'm about to go through menopause.

Seeing the malicious expression on the orange cat's face, Uchiha Mikoto was silent for a long time and then said, "There are also many women in the clan who choose not to marry because their partners died in the battlefield. This is okay.

Everyone would envy your youth.

Maybe Tsunade-sama was just thinking of her youth. "

Hearing this, the orange cat looked her up and down and said in surprise.

"Mikoto-sama, do you believe this?"

"I"

Uchiha Mikoto opened her mouth, but the next words suddenly got stuck in her throat.

She wasn't the roundworm in Tsunade's belly, how could she know what the other person was thinking? I just listened to these two guys belittling Tsunade here, and subconsciously said a few nice words to her.

"alright!"

Then, he saw Uchiha Mikoto's eyes turned cold and said, "Don't discuss Tsunade-sama, at least not here. If you want to discuss it, we can discuss it when we go home."

whispering sound!

The orange cat curled his lips, then moved his numb body and jumped to Asuka.

"Just now in Xiyan's office, old lady Tsunade almost tore my bones apart. If it weren't for her strong bones, I might have seen Taichi today. Damn it, what's wrong with saying bad things about her?"

Thinking of this, it looked down at the red-haired woman on the hospital bed.

This was the first time Fei Fei saw Kushina's body after the Night of the Kyuubi.

The red hair has also lost its previous luster, the pale cheeks have no color at all, and even the bright red lips have now become pale and flaky, as if they have lost moisture.

"Is your heart still beating?"

After looking at the slightly rising chest, Fei Fei turned his head to look at Asuka and whispered, "What is Kushina-sama's state now? Why does she feel like a living person?"

"It's indeed almost like a living person!"

Asuka nodded slightly, and then fell into silence.

At the beginning, Uchiha Madara didn't know what method he used to restrict his forbidden techniques, which made Asuka unable to resurrect Kushina on the spot.

Later, he recalled that during the battle in the Valley of the End, Madara used the [Transscription Seal] to seal "Izanagi" into his right eye to bring him back to life after the war.

Then he used the [Transfer Seal] to seal the [Izanagi] technique in the spare Sharingan with the attitude of giving it a try, and then pressed the Sharingan into Kushina's eye socket.

When the "conditions" he set are met, Izanagi will automatically take effect.

Izanagi has indeed taken effect.

But it's only half effective.

"Izanagi" made Kushina's cooled heart beat again, but it did not bring Kushina back to life completely. Instead, she became a unconscious vegetative state.