Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"What a fierce ninja cat!"

After staring at Asuka's back for a while, Hizashi leaned against the wall and said with emotion, "Those marks on the face must be scratched by cats, right? They must be scratched by cats, right?"

"Fei Fei was never so fierce before!"

Hinata Huahua also walked over at this time, stood on tiptoes and glanced at the ward.

Because the power was unplugged, the instrument for detecting vital signs no longer made a beeping sound. Lady Kushina, who was standing on the floor just now, also sat on the bed, wondering what she was thinking.

A breeze blew in through the half-open window, blowing her long hair slightly, and then Hinata Huahua saw a scene that confused her.

"Kushina-sama licked her arm...shoulder??"

"???"

"Tickling. Do you need to use your feet?"

"Why is the cat so angry?"

Seeing all kinds of abnormal behaviors of Kushina, she rubbed her eyes vigorously, and she was a little doubtful, "I must have seen it wrong, no, it may be Kushina-sama moving her body."

Then, she opened her eyes and looked at the ward again.

The ward was still the same ward as before, and the instruments were the same as before. The only difference was Kushina lying on the bed. She took out a can from nowhere as if by magic, and the can looked very familiar. , somewhat similar to the one at the teacher’s house.

"Kushina-sama?"

The moment she saw the other party opening the canned cat, Hinata Huahua opened the door and said doubtfully, "If you are hungry, I can have someone make some food for you!"

"No need!!" She looked down at the can in her hand, shook her head regretfully, and then imitated Kushina's tone of voice and said, "I am a concubine."

Speaking of this, she couldn't help but smacked her mouth, feeling a little depressed.

"It's so tiring to learn how to speak like a human being!!"

Then, Huahua saw Lady Kushina suddenly looking over and twitching her fingers towards her. Her crisp voice actually sounded a bit lewd.

"Huahua, come here, I'll show you something good!"

Seeing the smile on the adult's face, Hinata Huahua subconsciously took a step back and said blankly.

"What good stuff?"

"A folk remedy that will help you get rid of "low self-esteem" in a short time!"

"Home remedies??"

"Huahua, do you think I am big?"

Seeing Kushina-sama showing off her figure there, she hesitated for a moment and nodded slowly.

Before she could say anything, Kushina took out a bag of something from her arms as if she had been prepared, and said mysteriously, "This is a folk remedy that I took when I was young, and now I'm selling it to you cheaply."

After staring at the package for a long time, Hinata Huahua's eyes suddenly became strange.

She has seen this thing before! !

In the safe at the teacher's house! !

Then, she took a deep breath, looked up at Kushina who was standing on the bed, and summoned up the courage to say, "Kushina-sama, is this the packet of medicine in the teacher's safe?"

Hearing this, "Kushina"'s heart tightened, and something suddenly occurred to her mind.

"This guy always looks at the Asuka Safe with his blank eyes when he has nothing to do!!"

Thinking of this, she immediately jumped down from the hospital bed, put her arms around Hinata Huahua's shoulders, and said mysteriously, "You are right, but you cannot mention this matter to outsiders.

Actually, concubine."

now.

The ward of Nuoda was quiet, with only a whisper like the buzzing of mosquitoes telling some secret.

After hearing these secrets, Hinata Hanahua's pupils gradually shrank. She looked at Kushina in disbelief, and then looked up at the Uchiha Madara clan, feeling shocked in her heart.

"Old teacher deserves to be a teacher"

Konoha, on the street.

"Welcome, today is the 4th anniversary of the opening of the store, ramen is half price!"

"So today is the fourth anniversary!"

Villagers gathered in front of the Ichiraku Ramen shop and formed a long queue.

The young noodle shop owner was busy in the back kitchen. The steam constantly coming out of the pot soon filled the entire ramen shop and floated along the door curtain to the street outside.

The aroma of the food made the villagers lining up outside swallow their saliva subconsciously. They stood on tiptoes and looked towards the ramen shop, silently counting how many people there were before it would be their turn.

"hand type!"

One of the villagers waved to the noodle shop owner and said familiarly, "When will you bring your daughter here? The little girl is already several years old. She can help even if she steps on a stool."

"What kind of black merchant would order a girl who is only four years old, not to mention that she is his daughter!"

Shou mentally complained, then looked at the long queue and replied with a smile, "Ask your son to come over and help me. I'll treat him to the most luxurious ramen every day."

"That's not possible, he wants to be."

"Don't scratch!"

Before the man could continue speaking, a helpless voice came from the distance.

Look in the direction of the sound.

The villagers who were queuing up at the ramen shop saw a young man wearing Uchiha uniform walking over with an orange cat in his arms.

Such a peculiar ninja cat. There is only one in all of Konoha.

"Asuka Jonin!"

"Are Asuka Jonin here to eat ramen too?"

"I'm a little late. If the queue continues, it won't be possible within an hour or two."

Seeing everyone's eyes looking at him, Feiniao subconsciously twitched the corner of his mouth, and a burning pain followed, making him take a breath and muttered.

"There shouldn't be any vaccinations, right? I haven't had a cat in so many years."

Before he finished speaking, he noticed that the orange cat, which had been quiet for a while, was struggling again.

Asuka covered the orange cat's mouth with one hand and held it tightly in his arms with the other hand. After saying hello to everyone, he lined up at the end of the line.

"Old man Yili once said"

As he spoke, Feiniao looked down at the orange cat in his arms, only to see that its usual close expression had turned into disgust, even mixed with a hint of murderous intent. The sharp nails in the claws were also exposed, obviously ready for a sneak attack at any time.

And these blood marks on his face were caused by being caught accidentally.

"Old man Yili once said, this is fate!!

Destiny has determined what kind of disaster you will have in this life from the moment you were born! "

Hearing these magic words, a cold light suddenly flashed in the orange cat's eyes. She directly waved her paw, and when she saw the opportunity, she scratched Asuka's neck.

call out!

With the sound of sharp weapons piercing the air, the people around subconsciously looked to the rear of the team.

"They say that nine out of ten pounds of cat meat is bone. I didn't believe it before, but I believe it today."

"Look at those blood marks on Asuka Jonin's face, it's so miserable!"

"I don't know what the quarrel between him and Master Fatty is."

Snapped!

Feiniao grabbed the orange cat's paw and lifted it into the air. He said angrily, "You have to learn to accept fate, understand fate, and experience fate. People who don't understand fate cannot escape from fate."

"Ha~"

After realizing that this guy finally stopped covering her mouth, she sneered, "I've heard of that weird old man Uchiha Iri for a long time, a guy who doesn't like killing, but likes to borrow other people's hands to kill.

In order to respect the enemy's fate, he directly stuffed a low-quality detonating talisman into the enemy's hand. If the detonating talisman exploded, he would save a good one. If the detonating talisman did not explode, he would challenge fate and insert another one. "

"Is this something done by humans? Who respects fate so much? The traces of human intervention are too obvious."

"Oh~"

Then, she looked at the young man in front of her with disgust and said disdainfully.

"I forgot, you also like to do this kind of thing."

"It only takes two days to intervene!"

Then, Feiniao suddenly stretched out two fingers and whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "In these two days, please don't damage your fat body and take care of it."

Hearing these words, Kushina, who was in the orange cat's body, suddenly exploded.

This bastard actually persuaded him to cherish this fat cat's body? Why didn't he advise that fat cat to take care of his body?

Recalling the scene that happened not long ago, Kushina felt like she was going crazy.

shame!

What a shame!

Press her shame to the ground and rub it repeatedly!

"That shameless fat cat has no sense of shame at all. Doesn't he feel ashamed when he takes off his clothes?" The more he spoke, the angrier he became, and the angrier he became, the more he couldn't help but think about it.

Then, she bit her back teeth, tilted her head and glared at Uchiha Asuka, and cursed in a low voice, "Asshole, you are also a shameless bastard."

"I am a doctor!"

Asuka shrugged and said in a relaxed tone, "And he is an ethical doctor. After all these years, do you think there is any patient in the village who calls me a pervert?"

This question stopped her.

Although I didn't know Uchiha Asuka very well before, there was indeed no word about him being called a "pervert" in the village.

Kushina:? ? ?

next moment.

Kushina raised her head suddenly, with a hint of ferocity on her face, "Fart, what's in your safe? Do you really think I'm blind? When you were discussing with that fat cat in the middle of the night, I was all heard it.

When you were three years old, you dared to woo Tsunade-sama."

Covering the orange cat's mouth again, Asuka smiled and slapped everyone, and then began to rub his head.

He could already imagine that the next two days would most likely not be particularly easy.

after an hour.

Shou Da looked at the young man who came in, his eyes lit up and he said in surprise.

"Yo, Asuka Jonin!"

"A bowl of luxurious ramen and two pounds of pork!"

"Barbecued pork, that's called barbecued pork!" Handi corrected, turned and walked to the kitchen, complaining, "Although barbecued pork is made of pork, calling it directly will always affect the taste of the ramen."

“Have a bowl of luxurious ramen!”

Before Shandai could walk into the kitchen, a soft and cute voice came through the air.

He looked back and saw a fat orange cat jumping on the table and staring directly at him with blood-red eyes. The words just now seemed to have come from her mouth. .

“Make one!”

Waving at the confused hand, Asuka turned to look to his left hand and said helplessly, "I'm going home to eat canned food. What kind of ramen?"

"I don't eat the food that cats eat!"

As he said that, the orange cat sat heavily on the table, with a trace of sadness on his face.

She could see now that no matter who she asked for help, no one would pay attention to her. The whole of Konoha knew that this fat cat was the psychic beast of Uchiha Asuka.

Thinking of this, she glared at Asuka fiercely and asked, "What if you don't change my body back in two days? Will my body stay like this forever?"

"Thinking too much!"

Asuka took a sip of the drink, and when his open mouth touched the wound on his face again, he simply put down the drink bottle and said angrily, "I still like the gentle Ninja Cat from before.

The only drawback is that it likes to lie on top of you when sleeping, making you unable to breathe.”

Hearing this, Kushina subconsciously pinched the swim ring on her belly, her expression a little complicated for a moment.

"It's really fat!"

"Ramen is here!"

After a while, Tezuna came over carrying two bowls of ramen.

Putting the ramen close to the two of them, he stood on tiptoe and looked outside.

"The busy noon is finally over."

As he spoke, Tendai glanced at the man and the cat who were eating noodles with the corner of his eye, and said with emotion in his tone, "Asuka Jonin, how long do you think this peace can last?"

"ah?"

Feiniao, who was eating noodles, was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion, "Why do you think of asking this question?"

"When the Ninja World War just ended, my daughter was only two years old. Now it has been two years since the Ninja World War ended, and she is already four years old."

Thinking of his daughter, a trace of tenderness flashed in Shou Da's eyes, "In the original Ninja World War, although the war did not reach the village, it still made people worried.

I really don't want her to experience that kind of environment. "

“This is hard to say!

Large-scale wars will not happen in the short term, but small-scale conflicts should occur from time to time. "

Asuka did not give a definite answer.

After the Second Ninja War, the major ninja villages maintained peace on the surface, but secretly had conflicts from time to time, and then used the conflicts to cause some troubles.

"It seems that there is no peace in the ninja world after all."

Then, he glanced at Asuka worriedly and warned, "Asuka Jonin must be more careful when he goes out to perform tasks, and beware of ninjas from other villages."

"good!"

Asuka nodded and was about to eat the noodles, when he felt a furry claw poking his arm.

"Poke me for what?"

Looking at the busy sounds of his hands, the orange cat rubbed his chin with one hand and said to himself, "Hey, bastard, I just heard you mention the war concubine and suddenly thought of something.

What will I do to make a living in the future? Going out on a mission? "

"Making a living?"

Asuka's eyes widened and he looked at the other person as if he were a fool.

If you can live well with your inheritance, what else can you do to make a living?

How dangerous it is out there!

"It really doesn't work."

Asuka picked up the ramen and blew on it twice, then suggested, "You can apply to be a ninja teacher. You don't need to talk about anything else, just talk about your will of fire, which is as red as your hair."

There is nothing dangerous about this job, and my commute to and from get off work is regular. I can spend time with my children after get off work. "

"Can"

After hearing this suggestion, she poked the ramen in the bowl with her chopsticks in a depressed mood, a trace of disappointment flashed in her eyes, "I finally got rid of that fox, I should be able to leave the village now to perform C-level and above tasks.

I haven’t seen the sea in 24 years. "

"so?"

Asuka put down his chopsticks, glanced sideways at the other person, and said with a serious expression, "Are you planning to go out on a mission?"

Kushina:? ? ?

She widened her eyes and looked at Asuka as if she were an idiot. She didn't understand how this bastard could have such an idiotic idea.

Isn't it dangerous to go out on a mission?

What should Naruto do if she is in danger?

"idiot!"

Kushina picked a strand of ramen and said directly without thinking, "I am your psychic beast now, can't you run to the beach by yourself and summon me there?

Wait until I have seen enough of the sea, then you can release the channeling. "

"."

These words immediately silenced Asuka.

But before he could say anything, the soft and cute voice of the orange cat came in the air again, "I still want to see the desert, I want to see the rocks, and I even want to see the continuous heavy rain.

Oh, by the way, since you just said respect fate, then I will listen to you and respect it.

But fate will always compensate those who suffer hardship, right? "

"No!"

Feiniao shook his head and said in an unusually firm tone, "The hemp rope only picks out the finer parts, and fate will not compensate you! It will even give you a pair of legs when you are at the lowest point in your life."

"I don't care, I want to watch the sea!"

"The psychic beast can run away if it wants. There is no danger at all. If you don't let me run away, I can also terminate the psychic contract by myself."

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