Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

In the autumn afternoon, the air is still a bit sultry, but compared to the summer afternoon, it is a bit cooler. At least when you stand under the sun, you will not be covered in sweat from the heat.

When the autumn wind passed through the alley and blew onto Uchiha Asuka's face, he subconsciously narrowed his eyes and enjoyed a moment of tranquility.

He has no tasks to perform, and no worries. The only task of "going home" is still far away, and even Asuka is not sure whether he can go back.

Um!

"Kushina should be more anxious than me now, right?"

Asuka stared at the slowly moving white clouds in the sky in trance, and then his vision blurred, and the white clouds turned into the appearance of a blond baby, and then turned into the appearance of Uzumaki Naruto now.

With his understanding of Kushina, since she already knows the fate of Naruto in this world, she will definitely not let Naruto in the original world make the same mistake again.

boom! boom! boom!

Suddenly, there was a clanging sound from deep in the alley, followed by the painful inhalation of someone.

"Hey, is your nose broken?"

"Jiraiya-sensei, this is all your imagination. Your nose is fine."

"Really? Why can't I feel the presence of my nose now? It even hurts a little."

"Jiraiya-sensei, this is all your illusion. If your nose doesn't exist, how can you feel pain?"

"If you have something to say, put the pot down first!"

"I don't!"

boom!

Hearing the movement inside, Asuka couldn't help but take a breath. While feeling sorry for Jiraiya, he was also curious about what kind of beating this guy got.

With Jiraiya's strength, it is easy to defeat Kushina, but why is he still being beaten passively?

“In the final analysis, it’s still a mistake!!

I don't know what Jiraiya is thinking. He insists on going out to find the child of destiny. You, Jiraiya, are the greatest child of destiny, so why don't you go out to find a hammer? "

"Asuka!!"

A cold female voice came from the alley, instantly interrupting Asuka's thoughts.

He subconsciously looked back at the alley and saw Jiraiya facing the wall, his body as straight as a pine tree, like a primary school student standing for punishment, while Uzumaki Kushina stood with her hands on her hips, looking at this place with an evil look on her face.

Looking at this strange scene in the alley, Asuka hesitated for a moment and then asked from a distance.

"What are you calling me for?

Also, are you too harsh? "

Hearing this, Kushina glanced sideways at Jiraiya who was standing at the edge of the wall, and said in a cold voice, "I can't reason with Teacher Jiraiya, so I have no choice but to use some fists and kicks.

There's so much nonsense, come here quickly, I promise you won't bother me. "

"."

Asuka said this as if he was afraid of her.

He glanced at Jiraiya who was standing by the wall, then straightened his clothes and strode over, "Kushina-sama, why did you ask me to come here?"

"Teacher Jiraiya will be our guarantee. You can continue to teach Sasuke, and I will continue to live in Naruto's house, but you still have to hide your identity."

"I didn't!" Jiraiya turned around and said weakly.

As soon as she finished speaking, the big black pot in Kushina's hand flew over uncontrollably again, and came into close contact with Jiraiya's face, making a muffled sound.

Then, a weak voice came from behind the black pot.

"Okay, I'll guarantee it!!"

"Jiraiya-sensei also said that in order not to destroy the stability of the ninja world, we must be sent to where we come from. No matter what method he uses, he will definitely send us back."

"me."

Jiraiya took the blame off his face and was about to say that he didn't say it, but when he saw Kushina's cold face, his tone couldn't help but weaken again.

"That's what I just said!"

Then, Kushina was seen crossing her arms across her chest. After glancing at Asuka, she looked at Jiraiya aside and sneered.

"Jiraiya-sensei, when I died, I still thought that Naruto would be taken care of by you in the future, so that his life would not be so miserable, but look at how skinny that kid has become."

Asuka stood aside, nodding his head silently, and said, "You are indeed thin, and you don't grow up like the Akimichi clan. It's all your fault, Jiraiya-sama."

I heard before that you often went to the Yondaime's house to get some food, so you might as well give me the food."

"Shut up!"

Kushina glared at him and said angrily, "Compared to Mr. Jiraiya, how can you be better than him?"

Asuka: "."

Jiraiya: "."

After the two looked at each other, they fell into silence.

After the brief exchange just now, Jiraiya roughly understood the situation of the two people in front of him.

Although this thing seems a bit unbelievable, many years of travel experience told him that things that seem unreasonable often contain reasonableness, and everything that seems reasonable may actually hide the greatest unreasonableness.

so.

This is most likely true! !

Feeling the burning pain on his face, Jiraiya sniffed lightly, glanced at Kushina with complicated eyes, and then looked out of the alley, murmuring desperately.

"Toad Immortal just hides his name from the world, and this handsome guy who does everything with ease has actually fallen into trouble today!!"

As one of the three ninjas, Jiraiya is one of the best in Konoha in terms of strength and fame. There are even rumors in the village that if the third generation dies one day, Jiraiya will be the temporary one. One of the candidates to take over as Hokage.

Asuka has finally seen what the Toad Immortal is capable of today.

The Chuunin exam ended in the morning. He lured Jiraiya over five minutes after the exam. After a few minutes of reasoning, Jiraiya had already explained the situation to the village before noon.

Then

Asuka raised his head and looked around, sizing up the house.

Although it was unknown when this house was built, judging from the black marks on the beams, it was most likely older than Jiraiya and had more than one owner.

But even this house, which was older than Jiraiya, was actually filled with brand new furniture, and the brand new curtains looked like they had been carefully selected.

"Isn't this bowl also a new one?"

Asuka sat on the sofa, secretly sizing up the big bowl in Kushina's hand, and whispered, "Looking at Naruto's clumsiness, he doesn't look like someone who knows how to buy a bowl and cook."

"really!"

Jiraiya nodded in approval while applying a bandage to himself.

In fact, he had secretly paid attention to Naruto before, but at that time he had his own mission (looking for the Child of Destiny) and often did not return to the village for several years. Even if he mailed some money, the old man would send him back with the excuse of "no special treatment" .

This time he heard the old man say that Naruto had graduated from the Ninja School. At that time, he happened to find out the news about Orochimaru's presence in the Land of Fire, so Jiraiya decided to come back and take a look.

But as soon as he stepped into the village, he was called over by the old man and assigned a task.

"It seems that there is something I don't know about Uchiha Itachi." Thinking of the old man's vague mention of Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke not long ago, a glint of light flashed in Jiraiya's eyes, and then he dumped him again. He shook his head and smiled widely.

After a while, he will still have to leave the village and continue to pursue the predictions made by the Great Toad Immortal, um. But before that, he has to find a way to get these two great gods away.

He looked at Kushina who was busy in the kitchen, and then at Uchiha Asuka who was sitting on the sofa and was distracted. Jiraiya's cheek twitched slightly, and the wound was instantly involved, and he took a breath in pain.

"Hiss~"

Jiraiya covered his red and swollen nose and said angrily, "The situation in the village is somewhat special during this period, and there is no way to allocate extra manpower. The old man has been feeling that something is going to happen recently, so he plans to send me to monitor it.

Hope you understand”

"I understand you big-headed devil!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the white plate flew out of the kitchen and went straight to Jiraiya on the sofa.

Snapped!

When the plate flew closer, Jiraiya suddenly raised his arm and firmly grasped the plate in his hand.

Then, he looked at Kushina, who was about to get angry with her hands on her hips, and couldn't help but smile bitterly and said, "Actually, I don't blame the old man for being cautious. If the matter between the two of you was placed in normal times, the village would have to treat it with caution, let alone each other. It was a special time for the great ninja village to come to Konoha to take part in the exam.

This is what I got today when I knelt in front of the old man, hugged his thigh and begged for a long time. "

As he spoke, Jiraiya began to feel miserable.

After a simple test, he became more and more certain that the Kushina in front of him was her own person. Most people couldn't pretend to be like this. What's more, he also secretly checked with Hinata's people, and the two people in front of him didn't use transformation at all. Technique, signs of being controlled.

"I'll ask the Great Toad Immortal tonight."

With this thought in his mind, Jiraiya noticed that after his nose gradually regained consciousness, he looked up at Kushina who was standing at the door of the kitchen, his face fell, and he continued to talk miserably.

"Naruto's identity is too special, and so is Sasuke's. Now that someone suddenly comes into contact with them, no matter which ninja village they put it in, they won't agree.

That is, I am the Immortal.”

Before he finished speaking, he looked at Kushina's narrowed eyes, and his tone suddenly weakened, "That is, I am still a bit thin-faced, and that's why I achieved this result."

"snort!"

Kushina shook her hair and turned back to the kitchen to continue her work.

She also knew that as the container of the Kyuubi, the people in the village would definitely not sit idly by and ignore him. It was only because of Uchiha Asuka that she could contact Naruto without being discovered some time ago.

"well!"

Jiraiya let out a long sigh, then turned to look at Uchiha Asuka, and continued, "Asuka Jonin, Sasuke's situation is also quite special. I will lend you a toad."

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These words directly caused Asuka to fall into silence.

He probably understood what Jiraiya meant, wasn't he just sending a toad to monitor him?

Recalling the appearance of the toads in Mount Myoboku in his mind, Asuka was silent for a while and then asked, "Jiraiya-sama, the toads in Mount Myoboku should be able to transform, right?"

Have you ever seen a female toad transform? "

Jiraiya:? ? ?

He stared at Asuka with wide eyes and shock on his face.

what this guy thinks

Then, Jiraiya took a deep breath, and his expression suddenly became a little more complicated, "Bunta and the others can indeed change the appearance you imagined based on the images imagined in the minds of the contractors.

Boy, just think about some things and don't do them. I can tell you right now that Bunta and the others will have pimples on their faces after they turn into human forms, and there will be quite a few of them.

Although I haven't seen Shima Sennin transformed into a human, I think it shouldn't be in line with human aesthetics."

As soon as the voice fell, Asuka fell into silence again.

He found that some people with the same interests seemed to have similar ideas. For example, in the previous sentence, he only mentioned the "toad transformation" a little bit, and Jiraiya instantly understood his idea.

As neither of them spoke, the living room soon fell into an eerie silence.

Jiraiya leaned on the sofa, staring at the ceiling with his eyes blankly. I don't know if it was because of the pain that had not subsided, or because he thought of the painful things in the past, his cheeks kept shaking. Trembling slightly.

Asuka also leaned on the sofa, staring blankly at the busy figure in the kitchen.

Since crossing the Ninja World

The images of "Snake Girl", "Slug Girl" and "Frog Girl" popped up in his mind from time to time. He even drew these images on white paper when he was inspired, and then sent them to the bookstore to print them out.

Just now, Jiraiya was going to send a toad to monitor him, and Asuka instantly thought of "Frog Girl".

But.

He looked at Jiraiya's hopeless look, Asuka licked the corner of his mouth, lowered his voice and asked, "Jiraiya, did you also have the idea of ​​letting the toads transform? And even took action for it?"

"Alas! Young and ignorant!"

Jiraiya sighed deeply, looked at a certain direction of the Ninja World with a melancholy look, and explained, "The Ninja World is too big, and the population distribution is also very uneven. Sometimes this immortal often walks for a month without seeing anyone.

Although this immortal is not in a hurry to collect materials, readers can't wait! !

Later, the immortal couldn't stand the readers' urging, so he summoned Bunta in the desert, sent several tons of fat insects on the spot, and promised to send several tons of insects to Bunta every month, and then he reluctantly agreed to transform once.

After watching Bunta's transformation, the immortal's inspiration seemed to be dead, and it hasn't come for more than a year."

"That's really not good-looking!"

Looking at Jiraiya's constipated face, Asuka couldn't help shaking his head and muttered to himself, "Last time I asked the slug immortal to transform, but I was sprayed with sulfuric acid in my face. This time I wanted to see the toad transform, but it turned out to be ugly.

From this point of view, the group of immortals in Ryuchi Cave are better, at least they are all human-like. "

"I'm back! ! "

At this time, an excited voice came from outside the door, instantly interrupting the two people's thoughts.

They all turned their heads to look at the door. When they saw the thin figure at the door, Jiraiya raised his arm and greeted him weakly, "Hey, you're back."

Looking at the white-haired uncle sitting on his sofa, Naruto scratched his head and asked carelessly.

"Uncle, who are you? !"

"Toad Sage!"

Jiraiya no longer had the heart to introduce himself.

He suffered a big blow today. If it were in the past, he would have to say a few dozen words of opening remarks, but now he just wanted to lie on the sofa, fantasize about some beautiful young ladies, and wash away the figure of the toad in his mind.

"Toad?"

Naruto looked up and looked around, and asked in confusion, "Uncle, where is the toad?"

Glancing at the little guy who asked so many questions, Jiraiya slowly closed his eyes, and his voice suddenly became a little more tired, "The toad is not good-looking, I sent it back.

That’s right, who would think that toads are good-looking? What was I thinking in the first place that I actually wanted to look at toads.

Ugh~ Ugh~”