Konoha Yellow Ape: The salary is in place, and the five shadows are useless!

False ninja: He went to ninja school at the age of six, entered Anbu at the age of eleven, devoted himself to death at the age of twenty-one, and became the nourishment of the leaves.
A real ninja: idle around, catch fish at work, clock in and leave work, do tasks without working hard, proficient in fishing and health preservation.
False Hokage: full marks for mouth, ninja world in heart.
The real Hokage: One mouthful is scary, and one foot is a big tube!
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This book is also known as "Hokage 955", "The Kizaru General Who Never Works Overtime", "Salary Determines My Fighting Power", "I Want to Be the Man of Hokage"...