Lazy God Possession

This 11th holiday is destined not to be too clean.

The lazy God space elevator was docked on a high platform in the western United States, and then some overhanging ropes slowly tightened and straightened, eventually becoming a bright line obliquely pointing to the sky.

Each elevator is like a drop of water rolling on the bright line, constantly up and down.

Lao Mei can do nothing but set up a customs checkpoint at the entrance and exit of the space elevator symbolically.

Even if it is a customs checkpoint, a large number of Asians and even Chinese are specially appointed to prevent any unscrupulous Bai Zuo and accidentally discriminate against a large number of Chinese employees in the lazy department.

In such a short period of time, it can be considered that the old American is fast and efficient by mobilizing so many Chinese employees and then organizing such a temporary customs inspection point.

The image of the Space Elevator America Station was repeatedly broadcast on major news. The various videos and photos recorded by the staff of the Lazy Gods circulating on the Internet have been licked by netizens around the world, and they are too envious. What a special envy!

American journalists crouched at the entrance of the space elevator for a whole day, complaining sourly, lazy gods are typical racists, all Asians up and down, a strange variety of dialects, I have not seen a few There are a few Western faces occasionally, but they are either small Western European countries or mixed races.

Still others want to fan the flames and say something like: "Does the space elevator allow dogs to enter, but Americans cannot?"

After finally seeing the appearance of a young man who looked particularly beautiful in all aspects, the reporters found that New World generally approached and interviewed: "Sir, where are you from?"

"New Yorker."

"American?"

"of course."

"Are you a lazy employee? Is this your first time taking a space elevator?"

"Hmm ..." The young man looked at so many cameras, various TV station logos, and many of them have huge influence in the world. Suddenly his eyes lighted up, and then he magically pulled out a huge picture from his pocket. Poster: "How are you, young friends? Xiaomi's new generation flagship is already on the market, young people ..."

"Uh ..." Many reporters suddenly realized who this person was.

"unlucky……"

"Suddenly encountered this advertising mad ..."

"Cut off cut off ..."

"Wait a minute, let's just meet the executives of the lazy **** system. Would you like to endure his advertisement and force an interview?"

"You said the interview with never-traveled Travis? I'll leave it to a colleague in the advertising department."

Seeing that the tide is generally fading, Cui Weisi hurriedly greeted: "Ah, hey, don't leave! It doesn't matter if you don't like Xiaomi, I still have Huawei here ..."

Seeing that these people were generally avoiding the plague god, Cuivis looked up at the space elevator in front of him and suddenly stomped his feet: "Well, these prodigals do not even know how to post advertisements on the elevator. How much income is What a waste! "

Speaking, he rushed into the elevator aggressively, I don't know who to go for the theory.

"Good danger, good danger." Seeing Travis avoid, a group of journalists began to look for other American faces.

At least ... find some evidence that "the American people will benefit from the space elevator project", even if it is an orphan card. Otherwise, how can the US government account for its soft behavior?

On U.S. territory, Americans ca n’t ride a space elevator. Whose project is this?

In this regard, the United States pays more attention to "the name of the people" than it does domestically, but people are citizens.

The Yankees who were swollen and swollen by the lazy gods face are the envy of many countries. I don't know how many countries are inviting the lazy gods to build space elevators in their own territory.

Even if it will not be open to anyone other than lazy gods for a while, it is an opportunity as long as it is built.

Everyone slowly builds a relationship and can always reach a consensus.

And isn't that just a good relationship? Our piles of diplomats are pounding.

It is a pity that the giants of the lazy gods are missing as if they were collectively missing.

The domestic foreign affairs departments are all too busy, and they frequently call and even send people to contact lazy gods, but they only get one answer: "Now it is the National Day holiday, and the National Day holiday is not on holiday. Such things as our lazy gods do not do it! "

A group of middle-aged and elderly people smiled bitterly and could only stay on Lazy God Island, waiting for these young people to return.

They still don't forget to learn from the young staff around them: "You are young people. When the lazy gods come back, you will work harder and become one ..."

The young people who were asked were full of tears: "Dear leaders, we are already middle-aged ... Last time I accompanied the Australian ambassador to Lazy God Shipyard, and the receptionist said," Uncle, Hello ... "

They are a group of lazy gods. Are they all after 00, the most bad is also after 95! The few post-90s generations are senior citizens.

At this time, you say that we are young people after 1980? Are you really kidding me?

Some post-80s are still angrily voicing: "After these zeros, Zhente is so annoying. If it was a child of my family, it would have been slapped over!"

That's right, it's already a generation behind. How can you happily "combine"?

"Otherwise ... pick up the children at home and ask them what they think?"

"Leader, are you serious?"

Do some people really think that these bear children are the same as those bear children who only go to the house to uncover the roof?

"Anyway, anyway, now you are waiting, any one of you has sixteen or seven-year-old children, consult their ideas, young people are young people after all."

A group of middle-aged people and young people looked at each other for a moment, and finally found a family with sixteen or seven-year-old children.

However, they are really worried. If their children say something that they should n’t say, such as how to spit leaders at home, how to call the unit's inhuman words ... What can I do?

In the trenches, the bear child finally arrived. Now the children are generally tall, tall and thin boys of sixteen or seventeen years old, standing next to a group of middle-aged and elderly people.

"Hello Grandpa Chen, good Grandpa Li, good Grandpa Hu, good Grandpa Zhao ..." The child was still very polite.

A group of middle-aged and elderly people look at me. I see that you suddenly find out that they are out of place. No wonder the communication with lazy gods is always not smooth.

Everyone is too far behind!

"How do you play with your mobile phone, your child!" Seeing the child's head still lowered, the "young" staff member immediately scolded, "You Grandpa Chen asked what you said and didn't answer it quickly!"

"Well, dad wait for me to complete this round." The child looked up at the crowd, and then looked down at the mobile phone in his hand, saying: "After completing this round, I will get the rewarded lazy drone. Now. "

"No, today Grandpa Chen rewards you with a lazy drone." Middle-aged and elderly "Grandpa Chen" smiled.

"Grandpa Chen, it's still different. What you reward is not something I earn myself." The bear child also cheered.

His father raised his hand to fight and was stopped by middle-aged and elderly people.

"Don't fight, the children also have their own business, let's make it difficult for strong men. Come, let me see, what are you playing?"

"I'm not playing," Bear said. "I'm challenging myself and becoming a better self."

A group of people got together and saw the bear child doing the problem.

"When will these bear children be able to solve the problem so that they can't extricate themselves?" A group of people who had raised their children threatened.

After a while, they discovered that the program on the phone was a bit strange.

Whenever the bear child completes a question, a line of animation flashes below: "There are 47 questions from the drone reward ..."

"What is this?" After watching for a while, everyone wondered. "It looks like it's amazing?"

"This is Lazy God Challenge. It is an artificial intelligence program released by Lazy God Department. Its role is to set goals for everyone, generate step-by-step challenges, and force you to be comfortable at all times. Outside the district, for deliberate practice, the first goal I set is to complete the high school curriculum within six months, take the college entrance examination next year, and then enter the lazy seminary! "

"What?"

Listening to words such as "deliberate practice" and "comfort zone" appearing in his son's mouth ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Even the child feels strange to his father. Is this really a child with a variety of secondary elements in his mouth? ?

Why is it suddenly so serious?

"Wait, what you're talking about is that you set your own goals. This program helps you make plans, help you complete, and give you rewards?"

"Yeah, I will list the things I want and love the most. No matter what, this app will help you complete it ... but if it is very precious, the challenge is also very difficult!" Xiong The child looked up proudly and said, "Besides, there are various random rewards. One of my classmates got the reward for boarding the space elevator! He is the school bully of our school, and I want to board the space elevator. ! "

"Lazy God ... What is this figure?"

"Well, the lazy gods said that they just want to cultivate better and more powerful humans, and to be honest, the challenge is really difficult. Not only must we learn, we must also exercise, and we must strengthen nutrition, otherwise the brain can't stand it. ... Almost every classmate in our class downloaded this program. Most of them couldn't persist in the first round, and they couldn't even eat a KFC reward for eating KFC ... "

Speaking of which, the bear child bragged about me, and bragged about my expression.

A group of middle-aged and elderly people were shocked. Lazy gods ... is this the **** who started to cultivate himself from young people?

In fact, there is no need to train at all, so what do they want to do when they launch this app?

The child and his dad squatted aside, searched, and downloaded the app.

Then he glanced up at the crowd secretly, and in the target column, typed a few words: "I want to be a minister!"