Lazy God Possession

This is probably the most topical National Day holiday ever.

The long National Day holiday opened with the shock brought by the space elevator caused a sensation when Xiaoche, a small car, was launched.

Although the impact of the space elevator on the entire human race is far greater than that of Xiaoche Xiaohuang, the emergence of Xiaoche Xiaohuang is more closely related to ordinary people.

For ordinary people, they can't see the future of the great voyage of the universe, nor can they see the profound changes in the world. What they can see is their car, house, work, family, friends and circle of friends.

They also saw a small car, Xiaohuang, bringing various conveniences to themselves and the changes brought to those around them.

Of course, for the time being, the impact of the Xiaoche Xiaohuang has only radiated to the people who bought the Xiaoche Xiaohuang and the people around them.

Then the popularity of "Lazy God Challenge" became more popular, so that more people invested in "Lazy God Challenge".

"Lazy God Challenge" is said to have flowed out of the Lazy God System at the earliest. It is a training aid program inside the Lazy God System.

Later, an employee of the Lazy Gods Department copied the software to his brother and spread it.

In fact, most people are not convinced about this statement. Those who will use the "Lazy God Challenge" will not have a little understanding of the lazy **** system. For this cloud software, you have no account and have not been allowed by the lazy **** system. Will someone release it? Can run?

Many people also said mysteriously: "Hurry up, there will be no next night!" And the like, as if they knew what the inside news was, and some quickly released fake virus software, hoping to take advantage of it. .

No way, if any public account or big v says that he knows the internal information of the lazy **** system, as long as he can get a little real news, he can instantly gain popularity.

However, borrowing these rumors and various promotional efforts, "Lazy God Challenge" rolled out instantly.

Xiao Liu, a driver who had previously worried that he would be replaced by "Shen Xiaoxiao Huang", also learned about this software on the afternoon of the second day of the long holiday.

After downloading, a bunch of extremely complicated questionnaires appeared.

It took about an hour and a half before he could answer all the questions and his head hurt ...

This is the first threshold. In fact, most people did not complete these questionnaires.

Then, the driver Xiao Liu heard a voice asking him: "It seems that your immediate concern is that if you want to propose to your girlfriend's family, you need some gift money ..."

"Who?" The driver Liu was startled.

"I'm your mentor, you can call me Ahui mentor." The voice said, "This name is taken from a teacher in your elementary school. I think it can enhance my majesty and strengthen your confidence in challenge."

"Ah, ah?" The driver Liu was still confused, "Wait, are you artificial intelligence?"

"Of course." Teacher Ahui said to herself: "So, considering your date of marriage and the amount of gift money, so ... if you can stick to the two-week training, I can give you 100,000 gift money , Why not? "

Two weeks, 100,000?

The driver Liu is crazy, can Uncle Ben earn 200,000 yuan a month? He nodded abruptly: "I do what I do!"

"So, short-term goals are set, and long-term goals do you want a stable job that will not be replaced? I am afraid there is only one such job, and that is to join the lazy gods ... different positions of the lazy gods are also different The difficulty, from low to high, are Lazy God service junior staff, Lazy God security peripheral security staff, Lazy God shipyard technical engineer ... The time to complete the challenge is 2 months, 4 months, 17 months ... "

"Can I choose only one?"

"Of course not, if you can complete the first challenge, you can naturally go on to the second goal, and because of what you learn for the first time, the second round will be faster ..."

"Huh ... that's great ..." The driver Xiao Liu took a deep breath. If he proposed a marriage, his girlfriend's family did not agree or made things difficult, and if he photographed himself as a lazy God employee, everything would be solved Already.

Now the whole world knows that even lazy gods are cleaners at the level of sweeping monks, and their income can even catch up with the middle class of many popular companies.

Then, after other challenges, climb up step by step to bring higher income to yourself, and then get married, have children ...

At this peak in life? Think a little bit excited!

As long as you complete the challenge step by step, you can get something, just like completing a course in school, you can get a diploma ... When he went to school that year, he felt that this kind of thing was too difficult, too much, Now I know that in this world, only schools dare to guarantee that they will give you what you deserve.

But when you really step into the society, you will find that most of the time is not necessarily rewarded.

With work and gain, who will take this opportunity once again?

Do it even if you die!

However, it is obvious that the driver Xiao Liu got something wrong and totally underestimated how difficult the challenge he was facing.

This is a difficult challenge that will allow more than 95% of people worldwide to withdraw in one day.

Before entering the rhythm, almost everyone was talking, wasn't it just learning and training? Having been in school for so many years, I haven't been used to it.

Now, the driver Xiao Liu suddenly knew a word called "deliberate practice" and another word that made him more painful, "comfort zone".

Driver Liu's first challenge was to master a foreign language.

He wanted to talk about this, didn't he say that the lazy gods are very dismissive of foreign languages ​​and don't even have foreign languages ​​on various signs? Why study a foreign language?

"Advanced thinking cannot be separated from the existence of language. Different languages ​​represent different ways of thinking. After verification by the Medical Institute, master multiple languages ​​and master them to the level of mother tongue. You can think in multiple languages ​​and can effectively Improving the speed of thinking and the ability to respond is one of the skills that internal employees of the Lazy God Department must master ... "instructor Ahui explained," The reason why the Lazy God Department does not have foreign language signs is that all foreign employees have mastered Chinese Ah, the Chinese way of thinking is most efficient in most cases, but it needs some supplements, but if you want to think in a certain language, you must also be familiar with it to the level of your mother tongue, which means that you must be holistic Study well, you ca n’t just learn those parts ... sometimes you also need to learn some ancient texts that have been deprecated ... "

To a certain extent, this is the lazy **** system re-inventing a new language by using Chinese as a skeleton, just like a computer language. It is more conducive to logical thinking and scientific thinking, and is more efficient.

But the process of learning it is painful.

Xiao Liu felt like he wanted to die.

Sometimes, when he sees new words, his head grows big. Whenever he enters the link of recitation, he subconsciously looks at the words he has learned.

Whenever this is the case, Ahui's instructor will vomit: "Don't waste time on things that you have learned! Keep yourself outside the comfort zone, and stay in the comfort zone for a long time, and learning is inefficient!"

Then Xiao Liu understood the concept of the so-called comfort zone.

Just like some people always like to memorize the words they have learned, some people like to recite the texts of their memorization. The name is so solid that it is just lazy.

Xiao Liu remembered that he had met such classmates when he was in school. Every day, he was very hard, and he reviewed, practiced, and consolidated it in earnest.

But their studies are completely inefficient, but they are fooling themselves and sighing when they fail: "I have tried my best, my head is too stupid ..."

The comfort zone is an area that everyone wants to hide in. The human brain is inherently lazy, which is human nature.

In fact ... no part of the human body is lazy like the brain.

The heart is beating at all times, the liver and kidneys are running at all times, but the brain ... or, more advanced thinking, can be lazy if it can be lazy. It tends to be familiar, can operate according to inertia, and has learned Something driven simple thinking ...

Rivers and mountains are easy to change, and their nature is difficult to change.

Outside the comfort zone, there are two zones, the outermost being the panic zone.

The panic area is the area that human instinctively fears, and between the comfort zone and the panic area, it is the "learning area" where humans can learn most efficiently.

In fact, it was originally a process from "comfort" to "panic".

It has nothing to do with comfort.

On the first day, Xiao Liu didn't know how he lived. Even on the way home, he was forced to learn a foreign language!

He felt that he was strong-willed if he was not crazy.

"I want to give up ..."

"I really want to give up? Think about it, all the knowledge you have now can be replaced by me, you will be dismissed, not even paid next month? And I run to replace you ... I think you are the old man Maybe you prefer me to ask a relative? "

"Can you comfort me ..." Xiao Liu was crazy.

"I'm a mentor, not an assistant. If you perform well, you can apply for a personal assistant after completing the first round of courses. They are very good at comforting people ..."

"How long is the first round?"

"Well, at your pace, nothing."

As a full-time driver, Xiao Liu also needs to be on duty during the holidays. For example, driving to pick up President Hu, the third day of the National Day holiday, everything is fine all day long. At this time, Xiao Liu must have been watching and playing games Colleagues spent playing poker. But all day today, Xiao Liu didn't stop studying for a moment. When running, eating, or even squatting in the toilet ...

"Since you're peeing, let's take the opportunity to learn a few words that mean peeing ..."

"get out!"

Even on the bus, she was talking about something. Several aunts looked at him in surprise, and someone asked if he had a girlfriend.

A child who likes to learn like this must be a highly educated, promising child.

Returning to the rented cottage, Xiao Liu was very upset. The girlfriend knew that he was doing "Lazy God Challenge". She rubbed his head for him and said gently: "I'm tired, I've made dinner ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ When you finish your meal, I will help you wash your feet and I will take a bath ... "

This evening, Xiao Liu felt a strange sweetness. He found that his girlfriend was still very gentle. It was not like the appearance of Hedong Lion when he played poker and drank.

Girlfriend is like a gentle little daughter-in-law, making him feel like a big man with unique strength.

Hearing the rushing water in the bathroom, Xiao Liu stood up and began to undress.

At this moment, Teacher Ahui's voice sounded: "Well, at 22 o'clock, start running at night and add words. In order to help you replenish your energy, the supper has been sent downstairs, and you will get it when you run back ..."

"Wait, can you postpone for 10 minutes?"

"Also five minutes!"

"3 minutes ... Damn 1 minute!"

"Although you are fast, but ... the plan is the plan ... once for 100,000 yuan, is it worth it?"

"I know so much by you!"

"No, I don't understand. I'm just an artificial intelligence ... Time is up and running for me! A strong physique can improve the blood supply to the brain and enhance the intelligence level. Without a good body, it is difficult to have a strong brain. Unless you're Hawking! Run! Run, lad! Gogogogo! Think about it, a strong body doesn't just supply blood to the brain ... "

"I'm so dirty by you ..."

"Woohoo train is running!"

The bathroom door opened, and in the misty mist, his girlfriend ran out and said, "Come on, wash together ..."

There was no one in the living room. In the neighborhood at 22 o'clock, there was a young man running and shouting, "Ah, ah, I want to die!"

"Shut up and memorize words!"

The next day, Lazy God Challenge got a new name.

The big challenge!