Lazy God Possession

In the last two days of the 11th holiday, the reporters finally got the most important information, and then instantly hyped it all over the world.

"Lazy Gods is about to build ten space elevators! Make 700 billion yuan a day!"

"Political dignitaries of all countries gather on Lazy God Island to compete for ten places and ten space elevators. Who will end up in the end?"

"Be brave, seven provinces and cities in the country join the 'space elevator' contest! A governor of the province said: It is bound to be obtained!"

"What kind of changes will be brought about by the four major state-owned banks competing for 700 billion yuan of funds and depositing 700 billion yuan in domestic banks?"

What is the concept of 700 billion yuan?

If the lazy **** is a province, it can already be ranked in the top three of national fiscal revenue ...

If the lazy system is a country, it can already be ranked in the top thirty of the world's fiscal revenue ...

And this money can be said to be a solid gift to the country and Jidong Province, the continuous efforts of lazy gods, plus the tax on this money, Lu Zhenguo just calculated, and found that Jidong Province will be this year. Will sit in the top spot in the country.

It can be said that Jidong Province has truly become a domestic and even a world science and technology center!

Since the 11th holiday, the bombshells of the lazy gods have come one after another. Many people who chose to stay at home or travel abroad have just emerged from overcrowded attractions or games that are addicted to killing, and they are full of tips on their mobile phones. After scanning the information, I discovered that the world suddenly changed.

They still remember that before the 11th holiday, the topic everyone discussed was the blockade of the lazy gods around the world, the worry about the safety of the lazy **** Yafei, and the indignation of the United States ...

But seven days later, the whole world is talking about space elevators, driverless cars, lazy challenges, 700 billion yuan ...

It seems that the blockade of the lazy gods by the whole world is just a dream.

Seen in a few days, why is the world so strange?

On the last day of the 11th holiday, on the way back to the peak, people blocked on various highways parked their cars in various super-large parking lots, took out their mobile phones, and eagerly understood the changes in this National Day. Pieces of information during the play were pieced together.

It's like re-experiencing a "dream eleven". This week's time can be regarded as a major turning point in human history.

For seven days, it seems like a century has passed, and the entire world has undergone a magical transformation, becoming more and more strange.

They even started to regret why they wereted time on the mountains and waters, and why they didn't participate in this historic week?

But for the lazy party of lazy gods, this National Day is really happy.

In this world, there are two types of lazy people, one is good at grinding and the other is extremely efficient.

The lazy party of the lazy gods mostly belongs to the second kind.

They are born with a three-minute heat type. They like things that they like very much, and disdain things that they don't like. Moreover, their brains can cope with short-term high-intensity work, but for continuous work, they will soon be bored and exhausted, inefficient to the extreme, and need constant external stimulation to stimulate their motivation.

Therefore, most of the lazy parties are engaged in technical research and development and creative work. Even if they are lazy on weekdays, when they really care about things, as long as they find the state, they can ignite them all, and the amazing power bursts out. .

Speaking of which, the lazy party guys are all heartless and heartless. The situation was so severe before the National Day, they were not worried. One by one, the plans flew up. On the National Day, President Nan said in a word that everyone should not worry. They are not worried anymore, and they are desperately splitting the party.

Anyway, the sky is falling down, what do you think of Nan Nan?

During the seven-day holiday, the industrious party members who were on vacation stood still, and began to prepare for recommissioning three days in advance. They went to the Internet to pay attention to the big news of the lazy gods system, and flexed their muscles, preparing to flex their muscles.

The lazy party is a lazy party. Even if it is a seven-day break, there is still a bit of contentment, lazily complaining in the lazy party base of the lazy god's house: "It is a pity that the seven-day holiday has passed so quickly. I must be Have a fake holiday! "

"I want to rest for another seven days. I haven't played enough!"

"The lazy parties are united, and together they propose to President Nan, and strive to extend the holiday to ten days!"

"Nan is still looking forward to increasing the holiday to ten days. Maybe Nan is willing to take a month off, but are you sure that other party leaders will not be so angry?"

"The party is arrogant, the country will not be a country! Brothers, stand up!"

But everyone was too lazy to stand up. After a moment of silence, some people lazily said, "It's so boring, the work is always the same, and I can't talk anymore ..."

For lazy parties, even if the international situation is so turbulent, they still can't stop their boredom.

"Did you have any fun things during the National Day holiday?"

"Well, nothing fun. If I have to say something fun, I'm bored and improved the home policy of the little robot. It has tripled the efficiency of sorting the drawers of the little robot. After finishing the sorting, it's just pleasing ... everyone watch the video My drawer is like this now, alas, the group of the obsessive-compulsive disorder obsessive-compulsive disorder is a little less fun. I plan to submit this new organization strategy to the entire house. Think about what they want to organize. But nothing looks like, ha ha ha ha ha ... "

What makes the party unhappy is sure to make the lazy party happy.

"Speaking of which, I have also improved the delivery route optimization algorithm of the small delivery robot. Although it has only increased by about 1%, Qin Dang is probably crying again."

"The obsessive-compulsive disorder actually exists, it's incredible. The party is really a group of unreasonable creatures. Isn't it good to have time to be lazy ..."

Lazy parties are happy for a while, and then become bored. Lazy parties are creatures driven by emotions, and emotions cannot be sustained.

"I really want something new. I heard that President Nan has been retreating for the past seven days. I don't know what happened to President Nan?

"Do something! We need something!"

"I do not want to go to work……"

"Just do something at work!"

Some industrious parties lurking in the base of the lazy party saw the lazy parties voicing each other and suddenly became nervous.

These lazy parties want to do something!

Brothers, be vigilant, you must extinguish the counterattack of the lazy party in the bud, absolutely not give them a chance!

"Well, even if there is something to do, there must be something to do ... Recently, all the hardworking parties are busy, building earth slingers, building space elevators, all are hard work of the party. In the long run, my lazy party wants Dead ... "

What makes the lazy party excited is the challenge, while the hardworking party is good at maintaining it.

The lazy parties are active in the early technical tackling and construction design of the earth's rock thrower and space elevator.

Construction has really begun, no matter how many times the construction, the hardworking party is busy, and has nothing to do with the lazy party.

Recently, the lazy **** system has been making great moves, but one of the few related to the lazy party is the technology accumulated recently, and the design and scheme have been perfected.

If you think about it for a long time, nothing really excites the lazy parties.

It really is ... so boring!

There was a sigh of sigh in the lazy party base camp.

...

The first day of work after the holiday.

East Lagoon, Lazy God Yafei camp.

On the left side of the camp, a lazy god's house stands up, and there are seventy or eighty dream houses hanging on it, all of which are people who come to DRC for vacation.

Although the Congolese is poor and backward, and the war is endless, but under the protection of lazy gods, appreciate the primitive jungles of Black Africa and the migration of animals, let alone be happy.

At one o'clock in the morning, Shang Fang woke up.

As a freshman of lazy gods, Shang Fang has joined lazy gods college for almost two months.

But is he a hardworking party or a lazy party? He didn't know it himself.

He felt that he should belong to the lazy party more. For example, this holiday, he did not hesitate at all, and took his parents directly to travel.

However, he has been traveling for a long time. When he comes to work, he still has a little vague expectation.

Shang Fang raised his wrist and looked at the watch, the pointer already pointed at seven in the morning.

At one o'clock in the morning in the DRC, it was already seven o'clock in the morning.

Waking up, dressing lazily, Shang Fang glanced at his parents' direction, they were still sleeping.

The jungle in Africa is a very novel existence for parents. Yesterday, parents had a good time, but they were also tired. Naturally, they won't get up early today.

Shang Fang finished washing, and instructed Bao Jian to help the two old men order breakfast, and then went out.

Stepping out of the Lazy God's House and saying hello to the security guard, Shang Fang trot a few steps, just to see the space elevator descend from the sky, and a female colleague was waiting next to them. They were not familiar, but these two days I also met a few times, nodded and smiled at each other, but said nothing.

On the first day of work, there is a "Monday Syndrome" that can make people decadent and lazy.

Shang Fang closed his eyes and stunned for a few minutes, then opened his eyes and was already in the food court.

The food court has already been open for a long time. The staff of various stalls early solicited guests vigorously. Shang Fang bought a tofu brain, took a few buns, filled his stomach, even if he was full.

Then he ate the remaining two buns, and Shang Fang went to wait for the car.

There are not many people waiting for the bus, all of them look weak and weak.

Just see them, this is a lazy party.

Lazy parties are too lazy to talk, nodding to each other even if they say hello, crooked their heads, eyes dull.

When the car arrived, the lazy parties immediately ran into the car and seized their vantage points: "Find a place and sleep for another 20 minutes!"

Looking at them, Shang Fang suddenly felt an absurd feeling.

Living in Congo, Central Africa, after waking up in the morning, take a bath, take the space elevator to outer space, and then have breakfast early in a food court 200 kilometers above the ground. Take a space subway to work at a speed of 10,000 kilometers per hour? Then after more than twenty minutes, I arrived at the unit. After a little cleaning, I can go to work?

Normally, shouldn't you live in a nearby neighborhood, buy it early from the Hutong, take a bus to work?

But these people feel normal, one by one, without even feeling strange.

A voice in Shang Fang's mind said: What's weird about this? This is a lazy god!

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Shang Fang squinted and looked at the direction of the space subway.

At this moment, Shang Fang suddenly heard an exclaiming cry from behind: "What, the epic journey is about to restart?"

Shang Fang looked down at the phone and saw a message push out: "Epic journey restarts, the goal is Mars!"

Under the space subway, the earth was shrouded in darkness. Suddenly, a bright line appeared in the distance, and the bright line became brighter and brighter, and eventually became the arc of the earth. The sun suddenly jumped out from behind the earth.

The space subway drove from the night zone of the earth into the day zone.

Shang Fang stretched out his hand, blocked the dazzling sunlight, and looked into the compartment. Before that, there was a group of lazy parties who were about to die. At that moment, it was like being beaten.

There's something to do again!