Lazy God Possession

On the first day after the 11th holiday, Dongbin's road was a bit crowded.

With the entry of the lazy gods, the development of the entire Dongbin City has accelerated, and various people flows in, making the municipal construction of Dongbin City a little behind the development speed of the lazy gods.

Therefore, Dongbin City is now vigorously promoting driverless cars, providing a large amount of new energy and driverless subsidies.

On the 11th long holiday, yellow cars were everywhere on the streets of Dongbin City. On many multi-lane roads, traffic police even designated a special lane for driverless cars with green “unmanned” words. Human-driven vehicles provide escorts, and even in places with fewer lanes, small yellow cars can walk through the streets and lanes in extremely secluded streets to avoid many congested sections.

On the congested road to work, many people were stuck in the middle lane, watching the little yellow car on the side roaring past, all kinds of chic, all jealous eyes were red.

"Thank you for picking me up by the way today." Brother Wang sat on the co-pilot of the little yellow car, watching the stagnant traffic next to the little zodiac who was playing with his mobile phone in the driver's seat: "The government's support for driverless cars It ’s getting bigger and bigger. It seems that I have to buy a small yellow car as soon as possible ... But what should I do with the car at home? ”Brother Wang is a bit worried, and for the working class, buying two cars is really one. There is no small pressure to want to raise two cars at the same time, it is too difficult for Wang brothers, who have old and small families, and Wang planned to change cars in two years.

Brother Wang is actually a bit inclined to sell his original car and then buy a small yellow car. Unfortunately, after the small yellow car went on the market, the sales of other various cars suddenly worsened, and used cars were even discounted overnight. many.

This makes Wang very tangled.

Xiao Huang is probably watching the news, and some snacks are not yelling: "I see that the government has purchased a large number of small yellow cars as taxis. If you really want to use a small yellow car excessively, you can rent a car, Wang. I see many people online They are calling for the lazy gods to open car modification services and install unmanned systems for ordinary cars. Maybe in a few days, the lazy gods will start supporting ordinary cars to modify unmanned cars? "

"Well, based on my understanding of lazy gods, I'm afraid it's enough ..." Brother Wang sighed.

Xiao Huang thought for a while, and laughed.

Lazy gods are always too lazy to do the consumer market. Although the consumer market makes money, it is too complicated. What they like is simple and direct money making.

Brother Wang sighed and stopped talking about the traffic on the road.

Passing by in front of the stagnant Chehe, Wang Brother felt a sense of inspecting the troops.

When Brother Wang looked at the stagnant traffic, other people in the traffic also looked at Brother Wang, one by one with envy.

Recent reviews have boasted the little yellow car to the sky.

Some even say that the current little yellow car is "the most cost-effective car in the world."

The small yellow car is relatively small in appearance, but the internal space is quite large. Because it is an electric car, it has streamlined a large number of mechanical devices. It is essentially no different from a toy car for children. Several motors, a set of batteries, plus Circuit and control hardware.

The four motors are directly near the four wheels. They directly drive the wheels. The battery does n’t know what technology is used. There is n’t a big watermelon, so the body has a lot of stimulus space. If you see someone open the front cover of Xiaohuang But don't think the car is broken, it's just taking things from the trunk.

Such a simple structure makes it almost impossible for a mechanical failure to occur. All kinds of hardware are used in a modular design. It does not even need to enter the factory for maintenance, and the maintenance cost is particularly low.

And it is charging operation itself. It is said that the four motors are all inner cores of metal hydrogen, the energy conversion efficiency is particularly high, and the consumption cost is only a fraction of that of ordinary cars.

Of course, when many things are just listed, most people still need to wait and see, especially the big ones such as small yellow cars, so most people are still watching. And now they regret it.

Xiaohuang car hurried through the traffic lightly, and soon came to the door of the company. When they were about to enter the door of the company, they were blocked.

At the door of the company, seven or eight small yellow cars were lining up to enter.

"In the company, when are there so many little yellow cars?" Xiao Huang stared, and Wang said, "I don't know anything else, but I know the second one, that's President Hu's car!"

The company's car class is not far from the security room. It is a one-story building with an old factory building. In the early morning, when driver Liu Liu came to the company, he saw several driver colleagues.

"Well, why didn't you pick up President Hu today?"

"You didn't pick up President Zhao!"

"What about President Li?"

With such a conversation, several people suddenly looked at each other.

"General Manager Hu is here!" A driver at the door called Xiao Liu, and he ran out, helping the general manager Li opened the door.

Xiao Liu also hurried to open the door for President Hu.

President Hu nodded arbitrarily to Xiao Liu, and said hello to President Li over there: "Sure enough, President Li also bought a little yellow car!"

"What you said is so good, why can't I go and see? With the little yellow car, this road is really smooth!"

"Yeah, yeah, Dongbin is getting more and more blocked now. It used to be more than half an hour on the road ..."

No matter how a boss is, there is no way to congest the road.

On that congested road, no one is the boss. Unless you can use the police force to close the road, you will be mesmerized by the dragon, you will lie down by the tiger, and Laozi is useless.

"I met Mr. Gao of Nanbin Chemical on the road. His Rolls-Royce was still blocked on the road. He said that he would also buy a small yellow car, ha ha ha ha ha ..."

Millions of luxury cars, useless in traffic jams!

"You said that if everyone switched to autonomous driving, wouldn't it be blocked again?" Several bosses chatted casually and stepped up the steps.

Several drivers subconsciously wanted to get into the car and help their boss to park the car separately, but the little yellow car drove away silently.

"You said, should we suggest at the office meeting, buy a few more yellow cars as business cars? How many business cars can we handle before our company ..." The voice was uploaded from the steps, and several drivers were Open your eyes and don't know what to say.

If they are no longer used by official cars, what use is there for them?

Several bosses talked to each other, entered the elevator and disappeared.

"No, no ..." The drivers comforted each other with anxiety in their hearts.

At ten in the morning, an office staff member quietly told them a very unfortunate news.

Half of the places in the car class are removed. Those who have been removed can choose to leave their jobs, and will be repaid for three months. You can also choose to transfer, and the company will provide two-month transfer training ...

"But ... what do we do?" Several drivers who played games all day and looked at the novel looked at each other.

What job do you look for after leaving? Where do you need them now?

What can I do if I change jobs?

More importantly, who is transferred and who leaves? Who is leaving the company?

Drivers ca n’t wait for jokes, and have begun to think about who to go to and who to give gifts to.

"I chose to leave, and I'll fill in the resignation application later." In a moment of confusion and depression, Xiao Liu looked up and said, and buried himself in the challenge of lazy **** again.

If it was a few days ago, he may be disturbed at this moment, but now he is calm.

"Thank you, Liu ..."

"thank you……"

One more place, the opportunity left by myself ... should be great.

...

In the conference room on the eighth floor of the company, President Hu, President Li and other company executives and more than a dozen middle-level companies are meeting.

The company ’s routine issues have ended, and President Hu, the boss, proposed: “Today ’s issues are all over, but I want to take up half an hour for everyone. Let ’s learn the next epic journey together.”

When President Hu said so, everyone was in a good mood.

As a native Dongbin company, in the past six months, the entire company has grown vigorously, with its business volume soaring and its size constantly increasing.

And all this is almost related to lazy gods.

Speaking of which, it may be a little bit of gold on your face, but because of the entry of the lazy **** system, almost all companies in Dongbin have been positively affected.

But it is indeed related. Hu is always a businessman with a keen sense of smell. The most correct decision he made was to buy a set when the Lazy Gods Department sold "Xiaowan Scientific Research Assistant" to the outside world some time ago.

Since then, the company has solved several technical problems, defeated its competitors, and gained a foothold in several sub-divisions.

In the words of President Hu, a "Xiaowan scientific research assistant" can catch up with 500 R & D personnel.

There are often surprises when using "Xiaowan Scientific Research Assistant", and you will find a lot of technologies that are not valued by the Lazy God Department. It is said that they are derivatives other than the main subjects of the Lazy God Department. Authorize, determine the cost, etc., and use it.

"Xiaowan Scientific Research Assistant" was quickly taken down because of the limited computing power of Lazy God. When other companies wanted to buy it, "Xiaowan Scientific Research Assistant" was no longer available for purchase, so President Hu was particularly proud of it. , Cited as a great success in his life.

Regardless of whether it is in private or in public, President Hu often boasted, "We are a company with lazy godliness in Dongbin Weichuang!" Or, "I can barely be regarded as the head of the South!"

Although many people think this is funny, they really take pride in their "lazy **** blood".

Although only a little bit thin.

Therefore, whenever something goes wrong with the lazy gods, Hu always organizes everyone to learn something, speak freely, analyze the reasons for the lazy gods to do so, and then strive to keep up.

In the past few months, the company has fine-tuned its development direction twice, with surprisingly good results.

"Let's take a look at the auction of the ferry tickets first. We are afraid that we have not been able to join the epic journey, but it has been fun to watch it." President Hu opened the website and showed the "epic journey" ticket auction. Page, and everyone snapped: "Is it wrong?"

"That's right ... I last bookmarked this webpage last time." The sweat of the secretary's head suddenly flowed down and refreshed the page again.

The ten ferry tickets on the page have not been released for sale for the time being, and they are gray. The refresh has not changed.

The secretary rolled down the mouse, but there was one more line below: Lazy God challenged the list of 1,000 candidates ... the top 100 will be eligible for an epic journey to Mars! "

"What?" President Hu almost jumped at these lines.

Top 100, qualified to land on Mars?

"Lazy God Challenge? Is that Lazy God Challenge previously mentioned?"

The secretary pulled down the list and said, "General Manager Hu, there are a few of us from Dongbin!"

Dongbin is now the home base of the Lazy Gods, so Dongbin has participated in the Lazy Gods challenge in particular, and his willpower is also a little firmer.

There are people from all countries and races on the list. Among them, there are many Chinese, Jidong, and Dongbin.

Dongbin alone, there are three people on this list of 1,000 people.

"Liu Feng ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ years old, Dongbin ... Liu Feng, President Hu, isn't your driver Liu Liu?"

"This name is too common, but Xiao Liu is 25 or six years old, wouldn't he ..."

"I heard that he was doing a lazy challenge ..."

"Call him up!"

Feng Feng was lying in the car class writing an application for departure, and the phone rang.

A few pilots who have been scared of the bow have seen me and you, and finally someone came to answer the phone.

"Look at Xiao Liu, where is he, what? Let him go to the conference room on the eighth floor? OK, OK ..."

Hanging up the phone, a few drivers looked at Xiao Liu, and now called him to the conference room on the eighth floor. What are you doing? Is it going to fire him?

But you do n’t need to go to the conference room if you get fired.

Several people watched Xiao Liu strode away, sympathy and sadness.