Lazy God Possession

"No, the next day."

When experts say this sentence, it is difficult to describe the expression of the person who hears it.

I don't know how many grumpy people jumped and smashed the TV.

Are you still an expert? What junk expert? Are you stupid!

How could you say that you can get to Mars the next day? How far away is Mars?

You see, this is Lao Tzu's TV. I don't want it anymore.

Once upon a time, human travel to Mars was conceived in "years".

The once Mars probe needed to fly hundreds of days in the universe.

If nuclear propulsion was not used, I am afraid that humans would not be able to reduce it to a month or so!

How can such a long distance be the next day?

However, Lazy God has always been a company that professionally subverts the world view of others.

On the ground fire train, when heard this sentence, Lu Rongrong was stunned and said: "No, our first! Fast, speed up! Speed ​​up!"

Hearing his orders, Chen Yong just rolled his eyes and didn't take his boss's words at all, and continued to drive the car.

"Accelerate, what is the speed? Can you beat Uncle Ming if you accelerate?" Chen Haocong rolled his eyes.

"If you don't fight, how can you give up!" Lu Rongran anxiously. "We lost the last time we landed on the moon, but we must not lose this time!"

"Lose?" Chen Haocong's smile was so terrible: "I gave a high school physics problem. From A to B, the distance is 65 million kilometers, the acceleration is 50 meters per second, the initial speed is 0, the acceleration is half, The process slows down ... what's the time to reach the destination? "

"Ah?" Lu Rongrong had a big head when he heard a physics question. He was a person who was extremely insensitive to numbers. The only number that could excite him was the tachometer. Even if it is now the legendary Dana, the boss of Bear Kid Technology, still hates numbers.

"I'm counting ..." Lu Rongrong lowered her head and started looking for a pen.

"Don't forget, I tell you, it's 72111 seconds, 1201 minutes, 20 hours ..." Chen Haocong said in despair. "After 20 hours, Wen Wen will be on Mars ..."

Still say lose? As if there is "win" in this world.

It is impossible at all!

"Ah?" Lu Rongrong said, "What should we do? Think about it!"

"Any way?" Chen Haocong said, if I have any way, I still stay here?

"Hao brother, why are you so calm?" Lu Rongrong couldn't find comfort from Chen Haocong, turned around and sprayed Wang Shihao, who was calmly reading.

"Well ... aren't we here to play basketball in the universe?" Wang Shihao changed his posture and flipped through a page of books.

Fight for first? Never thought about it, right?

Lu Rongrong found that Wang Shihao said so well, it was impossible to refute!

"I have a way!" He Cunping, who was always thinking beside him, suddenly patted his thigh.

"What's the solution?" Everyone is hard to believe. At this time, what else can be done?

"I have a good relationship with Dabai, I just let Dabai fly over and drag us!" He Cunping said cheerfully, and he began to contact Dabai.

good idea! Why didn't I think of it before!

Everyone praised He Cunping's wit.

After a few seconds, He Cunping heard Da Bai's iconic voice: "Vvvvv ~"

Urgent and happy voice.

"Dabai ... He even laughed at me ... I thought we had friendship!" He Cunping felt that he was hurt by tons.

People can only shake their heads helplessly, even believe in a friendship that is not as reliable as a 5-year-old child? This is too unreliable.

"Forget it, let's play basketball!" Lu Rongrong gave up. "Even if we can't grab the speed, at least we can grab the heat!"

In this respect, Bear Kids Technology never loses to others, after all, they are entertainment companies!

At this moment, people who have been focused again because of the sudden movement of the lazy gods are actually a bit boring.

Just now, experts told their own judgments on TV. It only takes 22 hours for the lazy adventurer spacecraft to reach Mars, and the entire earth has fallen into the tumult of public opinion.

Then it instantly detonated the hot spot, and on various social networking sites, everyone quarreled.

At the beginning, everyone was still questioning the judgment of the experts, but it took a short time for the adventurer to fly the ship out of the Earth-Moon system, and briefly converted the relationship between the two sides, everyone was silent.

The speech of a netizen is very representative of everyone's feelings.

"When the lazy gods landed on the moon, I thought the moon landing was very slow, but they only took 148 minutes."

"I think it was just a show of disregard for cost, until the lazy gods began to grow vegetables on the moon and engage in moon tourism."

"When the lazy gods are going to land on Mars, I think they are too big to get eggs, after all, landing on Mars is different from landing on the moon."

"But now the lazy system really starts to land on Mars, I suddenly realized that ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ maybe the lazy system will start planting vegetables on Mars tomorrow."

"I always feel that the era of the great voyage of the universe is still far away from us, it is a lifetime, but now I have discovered that all this is so close, just as close as Mars ..."

"Now I know, the moon is small, Mars is close, the solar system is not large, the universe is in front of my eyes, and the future belongs to the lazy gods ... don't say that, I went to participate in the lazy **** challenge The target joins the lazy gods! "

This netizen's remarks received the support of many people, and the retweet amount was amazing.

After a while, the netizen appeared again: "Wait, I'm back!"

Everyone: "Why are you back? Didn't you go to the Lazy God Challenge?"

"But my personal tutor told me that if I don't watch this landing, I'm afraid I will regret it for life!"

People are even more anticipating, what will happen when the spacecraft flies to Mars?

This expectation is actually very exhausting.

The spaceship of the Lazy God is very fast, it is amazing, it is terrible, it is beyond imagination, and it subverts the world view.

But after all, it is just a spaceship flying in the slow universe. No matter how beautiful the scenery is, you can't watch it for more than twenty hours!

Everyone is looking forward to everything after more than 20 hours, but what is the way to play this long 20 hours?

Well, the bear kid techs who are particularly good at grabbing hot spots said: "The first standard basketball court space game of mankind will officially start in half an hour!"

Well, even the live broadcast of Brother Wen couldn't save everyone's hearts, everyone turned to watch the basketball game of Bear Kids Science and Technology.

At this time, everyone suddenly felt that Lazy God Technology was really a company that struggled with the five dregs. It really wasn't making money, or the bear kids of Bear Kids Technology were better at making money.