Lazy God Possession

"Oh, oh ..." The sound of regular basketball hitting the floor echoed in the empty space.

"Squeak, shit!" The sound of the shoes rubbing the floor, the sound of the collision of the backboard, the sound of the collision of the body, the sound of the basketball entering the net ...

The silent universe never seems to have such colorful sounds, but these sounds are all confined in a small space.

"Hey, these kids play basketball really well!" Orion One, a few astronauts sitting in their seats looking at the small screen in front of them, envious, "On our spacecraft, to save energy They ca n’t even bring a big screen, they ’re better. Such a large space is actually used to play basketball. The physical qualities of these boys are really not inferior to those of the NBA stars. ”

"The lazy gods’ training on the body has always been a mystery. Their physical abilities are very abnormal. They are like monsters after genetic modification. Last time I saw a security guard who was lazy and guarded. He even broke it with a fist. A stone, I really don't know how to do it! "Said another **** astronaut.

"That seems like their reserved show, I've seen it on TV!" Said the bearded astronaut next to him.

"No, you said it was cutting red bricks, I was talking about stones!"

"Seriously, what is lazy? Isn't it mystery? It's more than physical ability?"

During the conversation, the picture suddenly fluctuated, and the **** astronaut slaps angrily on the display: "This **** signal!"

Now they are far away from the earth, and the communication with the earth has become a bit fragile. Any clutter in the universe may interfere with the communication of the spacecraft in the eyes, and their engine is the most influential.

This kind of external nuclear bomb explosion-type propulsion method releases a lot of clutter. During the acceleration process, not only communication equipment cannot be used, but communication equipment must be well protected to prevent damage by shock waves.

"I really don't know how these guys transmitted the signal to the earth, and their **** 3D projection!" After a while, the trajectory had to be adjusted, and the engine had to work for a while, and everyone should wear it now Protecting yourself in a spacesuit, the whole flight process can not be regarded as easy and pleasant, so everyone is even more upset about the "ground train" which has a good time next door.

The "Messiah" spacecraft on the other side was actually more unhappy.

Less than three hours after the launch of the spacecraft, the ship's alarm sounded, and everyone wore a space suit with dismay.

The significance of this alert is very obvious. The radioactive material is free in the air. The air on the ship has been polluted by nuclear engines.

Put on the spacesuit, start the cleaning program, the air is drawn out a lot, released into the universe, and then rushed back into the air, the warning lights of the spacecraft went green, but less than three disappeared and the alarm started to sound again.

Later, the astronauts in Messiah could not take off the spacesuits. The spacesuits were so bulky that it was too troublesome to put on and take off them.

Wearing bulky spacesuits and flying in the universe for dozens of days? what the hell?

Fortunately, the fighting nations have extraordinary endurance, at least they can use some method to anesthetize themselves.

When a crew member discovered that the second mate had hidden a small box of vodka in the cargo hold, the whole ship had fun.

A bottle of wine was passed from the second officer to the crew, to the first officer, and finally to the captain.

The captain held the bottle and said, "We condemn the second officer for this serious violation of aerospace discipline!"

Then he squeaked, took a sip, and passed the vodka in his hand to the medical officer.

The medical officer tested the vodka in the test, his face changed, and said, "Not good, this wine has been contaminated by the nuclear radiation of the engine! Everyone, please inject radiation protection drugs!"

The crowd reached out, pressed a button on the space suit, and at the same time it showed a painful look, and it was not too comfortable to be poked by the clothes.

The medical officer also injected a dose of radiation protection medicine, then raised his head and squeaked, and took a big sip.

"Ha!" A group of people happily exhaled.

"In order to prevent vodka from continuing to be contaminated by radiation, I recommend that the vodka be kept by a medical officer!" A crew member suggested.

"I agree!" The captain nodded, "this important task is given to the medical officer!"

"Yes, I accept this task!" The medical officer moved out of a heavy, lead-tight medical box, poured out the medicines inside, and packed more than a dozen flat vodka in it, carefully storing it.

On the next door, on the No. 1 glaze, the sound of rattling kept on.

"Dongfeng!"

"bump!"

"You also want a junk card like Dongfeng, play another Dongfeng! Hey hey, it's your turn, whether you are playing mahjong or watching the game, don't just watch the game!"

"Well, it's so fun to watch them play, I really should be like Liu Qun, join Bear Kids Technology! Westwind."

"Bang! It's just like people want you. Speaking of it, Liu Qun wasn't on the ground train this time. Where did he go? I didn't participate in such a big event. Whiteboard! Captain, what do you know?"

"Huh, insider?" Frowning at the card, Shi Buqing, uh, which was obviously not on his mind, and said, "Why is there any insider? No one can tell clearly about lazy things ... Sanjo, oh, wrong I do n’t hit three, I hit one ... ”

"The captain's brand is still poor."

"What are you talking about?" Shi Buqing pretended not to hear, raised his voice, and said, "The group of landlords, whisper a little ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ all affect us!"

Next to it, a group of people were giggling, with a lot of stickers on their faces.

"Right three!"

"Sorry, I fried!"

"How did your kid blast, ever ..."

Suddenly, a member of the crew called out, "Hold your cards away, and the political commissar is here to check the discipline!"

Everyone lost their hands, the table sank down, and then another table top covered the mahjong.

A well-mannered middle-aged man walked into the activity room. When someone saw a book, someone watched a ball, someone sang, this entertainment is not much healthier.

The political commissar came to the center and leaned on the table, then he smiled and said, "This mahjong table is not bad. Lazy God produced, must be a fine product?"

He hugged the table, the table was motionless, he tapped again, and found no traces. He looked at the crowd in an unpleasant and suspicious manner, and suddenly pointed at Shibuqing Road: "Captain, the note on your face has not been removed!"

Shi Buqing said calmly, "What note are you talking about?"

Seeing no fraud, the political commissar shook his head and walked away. Shi Buqing smiled and said, "Xiao Li, you have a good job of sending a whistle, come and replace the old Zhao, you go to the old whistle!"

"Ah, Captain, it's your turn."

"I'll do another lap."

The official level is crushing people. What can they say in the face of the biggest official on the ship?

After a long journey and endless distance, Shi Buqing sighed suddenly and said, "You say, what is it like staying on the adventurer spacecraft?"

"Let's go up, I'm guessing we won't be able to move ..." The technical officer shook his head. "I won't come, I won't come!"

"Let me choose, I still choose to go to the ground fire train ... Captain, you said, will it be so easy to land on Mars in the future! How will President Nan land on Mars?"

Who knows this?