Lazy God Possession
Vol 2 Chapter 1238: : Mars Unable to Land
Just a few months ago, when the space elevator first appeared, humans were also shocked by the terrible construction ability of the lazy gods.
But now there are twelve space elevators on the earth, and the earth boulder is almost completely built. The fans of the lazy gods have broadened their horizons. They think that the space elevator is nothing great.
Even the anti-sky operation of dragging the space elevator up from the ground did not surprise them.
Who said that the space elevator must be built from top to bottom?
After all, for a spacecraft that took 22 hours and crossed a distance of 65 million kilometers and reached an extreme speed of 1802 kilometers per second, it was nothing at all. By the way, when the Extreme Speed was announced 11 hours after the launch of the Adventurer, many astronauts, technology enthusiasts, and lazy fans who have already prepared psychologically, even if they have been calculated long ago Jaws and knees were broken, and various orthopedics were overcrowded.
What they were curious about was what the space elevator was used for.
So they watched intently.
Watching attentively ...
Look at ...
Then they were angry.
"Why is it rising!"
"How long will this Mars land? I'm still waiting to finish it and go to sleep!"
"Where's the administrator? We have a complaint. Someone is broadcasting live!"
"Where's Brother Wen? Did Brother Wen fall asleep?"
Just when the sentiment was intense, a data emperor suddenly said: "According to visual inspection, the current rising speed is about 500 meters per second. Then calculate the height of the Mars synchronous orbit is about 17,000 kilometers. Alas, this rising process requires nine Hours."
"What? Nine hours!"
"Water injection! Malicious injection!"
"We want to watch fast forward."
"500 meters per second, why is it so slow!"
The data emperor is lazy: "You have to consider the pulling force facing the lanyard and the operating speed of the internal winding device. If it is slow, you go home and try to pull the line from the cluster at a speed of 500 meters per second. What it feels like. Your hand will be easily cut into two by the string. "
Everyone thought about this speed and shuddered.
It's not that the space elevator is rising too slowly, but that the former lazy system was too fast.
"But I think the space elevator of the lazy **** system used to be wherever it was, and soon ..." someone said.
At this moment, a lazy staff member with a flash of light and an identity in front of his name came forward, he said with emotion: "You only saw the speed and strength of the lazy gods, but you did not see our patience and wait."
Here is a series of words: "Tough work!"
"admire!"
"Kneel to the great god!"
"Salute to the great god!"
Then I saw this great Shinto: "So usually at this time, I choose to go to sleep, good night everyone, I'll go to sleep first."
Everyone: "..."
Data emperor said: "I guess the great **** who spoke just now must be a lazy party."
"Yes, long live the lazy party, do the party!"
"Kill the lazy party dog!"
"Dark dead party pig!"
Fighting again.
It is estimated that they can play PVP for ten hours.
In fact, during the delay in the flow of information from Earth to Mars, they relied on each other to attack and kill.
However, there are still a lot of people who don't care about the line dispute at this time. For the camp, they have a raging heart, and they are trying to find something that can relieve boredom.
"I asked for three days off and planned to watch the live broadcast for three days in a row. Now you let me sleep? Wen, Wen, come out and look at the instructions. Are there any buttons you can press, and then you can press one! I watched a great show! "
Everyone echoed: "See a good show, watch a good show, Wen Wen quickly look for it!"
Yuan Zewen flipped through the manual, and then said, "The manual is here, the rest is gone, there should be nothing to press."
"Brother Wen, look at your right hand, there is a small green light flashing."
"Yes, it just started flashing suddenly. I thought it was an indicator light. Let's see what it is."
Yuan Zewen saw the button through simulated vision.
It's right next to the huge, rampant, explosive red button.
Small, not much larger than the tip of the finger, green, crystal clear, twinkling, ecstasy.
"Press and see."
"Hit, press!"
"It's so green and so flashing, there must be no danger."
"Brother Wen try it."
"This small green button is absolutely impossible to explode."
"Hmm ..." Yuan Zewen looked at the small button and felt he wanted to press it.
There is a recessed design above the button, which makes people feel comfortable at the first glance.
And this small green button is probably not dangerous at all.
Then, press and try?
"I pressed it!"
The next second, Yuan Zewen held out his finger and pressed it down.
Then he heard a bang, and there was a huge force behind him, and the whole person turned around.
what happened? Yuan Zewen looked back and saw ...
He was kicked out of the cockpit.
"Wait, let me go back ..."
"Oh!"
"I really pressed it!"
"Wen, Wen, are you okay, are you okay!" It was five minutes after everyone saw this scene on earth. When they saw that the cockpit suddenly turned into a catapult and ejected Yuan Zewen Each one's face turned white.
That's in outer space, thousands of kilometers from the ground!
"Well, it's okay ..." Yuan Zewen shook his head and smiled bitterly, "I know that this kind of seemingly harmless is the real evil, just like President Nan ..."
"Brother Wen is okay."
"Yes, I'm back as an undead brother."
"Brother Wen, please go further and further on the road to death!"
"Wait, Wen, you're walking in outer space now, don't you worry about it? Air, gravity and the like."
"It doesn't matter, I can fly." Yuan Zewen proudly said, "I have three generations of bones, and there is no problem landing on the moon from the earth."
"Really fake, so exaggerated!"
"Really, I'll land you on Mars now!" Yuan Zewen glanced proudly at the red earth below.
"Okay, land now. It's Wen Wen who first landed on Mars!"
"Wen brother is mighty. Wen brother is the first anchor in the universe.
Just then, a shining barrage flew out.
Nan Ming: "Cough!"
"Uncle Ming has a cold?"
"General Manager Nan appeared, and there always seemed to be something wrong."
"I know ..." Yuan Zewen said helplessly, "I just flew to Mars to see, I never landed, and never touched Mars with one of my fingers. I definitely leave you the first chance to land on Mars! I promise!"
"What? You can't land in the face of Mars? Wen brother, don't be afraid ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ We have surrounded Mr. Nan, you should go to land on Mars!"
"Yes, I've covered Mr. Nan's eyes. Go ahead and leave a footprint first!"
"Do you think I would make fun of my life? If I dare land on Mars, maybe South would force me to land on the largest star in the solar system."
"Which is the largest planet? Jupiter? Jupiter is gaseous."
"Upstairs you forgot, and the sun."
The crowd shivered suddenly.
Will I be thrown into the sun by Uncle Ming?
very scary……
"Brother Wen, don't be afraid! Uncle Ming just talks!"
"Hurry up, I want to watch the live broadcast landing on the sun!"
Yuan Zewen rolled his eyes and listened to you silly!
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