Lazy God Possession

No amount of scientific and technological power can actually be compared to human worship and imagination of its own power.

Or, worship and imagination that approximate your own power.

Therefore, when Yuan Zewen, wearing three generations of bone adventurers from outer space, seemed to be completely unaffected by gravity and not bound by this world's laws, the shock came to Mars, but the shock was unimaginable.

What's more, Yuan Zewen is a showman who particularly loves to show off.

He is particularly good at playing for himself.

Therefore, he made a sharp quick cut for his landing.

This is not the first time that the three generations of lazy gods have appeared in front of the world, nor is it the first time to broadcast live to everyone, but ...

How to describe the picture in front of everyone?

Three huge parasols reflect the sun in the sky, constantly flashing silver light, even in the daytime, it is difficult to ignore.

The huge silver sphere in the sky is still rising. The voice is a Mars movement. The barren Mars ground is advancing in front of the camera. The huge and unmatched steel giant worm is constantly drilling in and out of the ground. From the perspective of looking up, the shocking power of that domineering steel giant was incomparable.

The giant Martian rock was shattered like tofu, and then sucked into its huge mouth.

Beside, countless small robots gathered like a swarm and formed an array.

Barbarity and order, violence and restraint, unspeakable contrast, unspeakable beauty.

In the barrage, it was unexpectedly deserted for a while, everyone was too late to speak, and stared at the shocking picture.

"I think all the special effects teams can die now." Someone sighed. "How do I go to see special effects movies ... What's more abnormal, this is not a special effect."

"It's very simple, let the lazy gods take pictures!" After a while, someone took the stubble.

"Of course, at the beginning of life on the earth, wouldn't it be such a person?"

Yuan Zewen was very satisfied with the effect he created. He dragged with his right hand and did not know where he pulled out a cloak to put on himself, and then the "three generations of adventurer bones" of the dark green camouflage paint on his body began. Discoloration.

As if immersed in water, the dark green bones of the three generations faded, turned gray, and then turned white.

"These three generations of bones will actually change color?" Many people who watched Yuan Zewen's live broadcast for the first time were shocked for a long time. "Isn't it camouflage?"

"How strange, this is called optical camouflage. Haven't you seen a chameleon?" Old fans are already familiar with this, "I still remember Wenge lying on a red stone and pretending to be a rock."

"Yes, yes, and that time it was disguised as a dead branch. If I didn't move, I wouldn't even notice it. I thought Wenge temporarily cut off the live broadcast and went to pee 23333 ..."

"You are all wrong upstairs. This is not called optical camouflage. This is called optical camouflage. Camouflage integrates itself into the environment and is fundamentally different."

In the dark universe, above the rusty red earth, the white bones of the third generation, and the scarlet cloak of Phnom Penh, this **** also shook his shoulders, leaving the cloak to move without wind in the universe.

An ambiguous barrage appears. Cui Weisi: "Old man, come to me next time. It ’s a pity that you do n’t print a few logos on this cloak and the third-generation bone that will change color. I ’ll customize it for you. A few ads. "

The crowd immediately began to fantasize about the adventurer with a logo. The picture was extremely embarrassing, and he quickly shook his head to shake the picture out of his head.

In the barrage, many people suddenly appeared: "Sony company intends to cooperate with Mr. Yuan! Just need Mr. Yuan to hit a ps4 cursor!"

"Microsoft ask for it!"

"Wahaha Pure Water wants to provide drinking water exclusively for Mr. Yuan's live broadcast!"

"Mr. Yuan's bones need adult diapers?"

Where there is Travis, the style of painting is suddenly different, and it is very strange. Yuan Zewen's fans are helpless, this Cui Weisi does not go back to his own bear child technology, why should he come to point to our pure and lovely Wen brother!

What to do if you break Wenge!

But who is Yuan Zewen? He is a little freshman who is pursuing romance and excitement. He regards money as dung. He waved his hands dismissively and continued to fall in a cool posture.

The speed of descent is very fast. If it is not tracked with umbrellas, other people may only see a streamer.

Soon, Yuan Zewen entered the thin atmosphere of Mars.

The atmosphere of Mars is very thin, because there is no protection from magnetic fields, and it has been mostly blown away in the face of violent solar wind for a long time.

When "Mars Rescue" was released, some people said that the entire "Mars Rescue" is very rigorous, including planting potatoes on Mars. It is theoretically feasible. The only thing that makes people criticize is the gale on Mars.

There are strong winds on Mars, and even tornadoes often occur.

But because the density of Martian air is very low, even a tornado can only blow hair and bring up some dust, and it is impossible to destroy the greenhouse at all.

Fortunately, these winds can also blow Yuan Zewen's cloak, lest he still have to shake his shoulder.

Soon, Yuan Zewen came to the top of the steel giant. The steel giant raised his head. He seemed to be looking at Yuan Zewen in doubt, very curious about the advent of Yuan Zewen.

Yuan Zewen stretched out his hand, and seemed to be stroking the big worm. The iron giant swayed his tail, his mouth opened and closed, as if laughing.

"This big guy suddenly feels so cute."

"Can't be more adorable."

Just then, everyone heard a grunt.

"what sound?"

"Why is this voice so familiar?"

"Uh ... hungry." Yuan Zewen said helplessly.

hungry?

Yeah, it's been a long time live broadcast, and my stomach should be hungry.

"Brother Wen hurry and go hunting!" Everyone immediately made a blind idea. If Yuan Zewen was hungry before, he immediately went to hunt.

"Upstairs, wait, you tell me what to hunt for on Mars!"

"This worm looks delicious ..."

The steel giant seemed to know something. When he turned around and shook his tail, he went into the ground, leaving only a large hole in the ground.

"Brother Wen, your prey has run away, chase quickly!"

"Don't make a fool upstairs, I found a serious problem ... Brother Wen, did you bring food?"

"Um, every time I go out to broadcast live, I hunt food myself." Yuan Zewen threatened blankly, "Yes, I pretend to fail, right?"

"But Wen, you are on Mars. You tell me, what kind of prey does Mars have?"

"I can't fail anymore ... Wen, you pretend to kill yourself this time!"

"Brother Wen, you have brought at least a potato, at least you can plant some potatoes ..."

"Wen didn't even bring food ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ You asked him to bring potatoes?"

"Don't forget, Brother Wen can't touch the ground, even if you bring potatoes, you can't plant land!"

"Wait, Wen, haven't you eaten for the past 22 hours?" Suddenly someone thought of this problem again.

"No, I filled the three generations of bones with liquid food for about three days." Yuan Zewen said.

"That lasts for at least two days, no, maybe save four days if you save it."

"But the road is too boring. The liquid food is sweet and delicious. I drank it all when I was bored."

"Brother Wen, have you ever been a soldier? How did you live through recruit training ..." Everyone was speechless.

Can it be more reliable?

"So at this time ... you can only grow potatoes, but you have to have a potato first."