Lazy God Possession

In the early morning, on the east side of the Dongbin campus of Qingyang University, in a high-rise residential building, Chen Shuitai, a young scholar at the Institute of Biology and Medicine, was sleeping with his pillow.

Next door, Shaojue ’s parents had already got up, Chen ’s father was sitting on the sofa with a tablet and watching the news, while Chen ’s mother was busy in the kitchen.

At this moment, a voice sounded outside the door, and mother Chen called out from the kitchen: "Lao Chen, 577 is here, open the door!"

Father Chen, who was sitting on the sofa, hurriedly stood up, opened the door, and lowered his head and said, "577, morning!"

There is a small food delivery robot parked outside the door, a white body, and a simple unicycle structure. Two small robotic arms hold a large food container. On its side, there are three "577" Numbers, that's where the name comes from. !! ”Hearing Father Chen ’s greeting, 577 waved a small arm, shaking the food box up and down and making a slightly echoing sound, Lao Chen nodded happily:" Well, still 77 is polite. Like that stinky boy in my family, wait a minute, he hasn't got up yet! "

Then, Father Chen turned around and kicked open the door of Chen Shuitai's concealed door: "Get up quickly! Sleep during the summer vacation, even 577 got up to work!"

577 glanced from the probe at the door, Chen Shuitai opened his eyes when the pointer on the bedside alarm clock pointed to 7 o'clock, and waved his hand: "Hi, little 77 ..."

"Come in!" Father Chen entered the room with his hands on his back, and 577 followed. A camera walked around and confirmed that the coffee table was empty. Then he put the food container on the coffee table and used two small tablets. The paw opens the food container, ready to end things from the inside out.

Mother Chen came from the kitchen with a clean rag and saw that 577 was working. She kicked her and kicked her old man's leg: "What are you doing? Don't hurry to help 577 Take it out! "

Speaking, dragging 577 to his side, Zizi said: Let grandma see, hey, it's dirty here, grandma will wipe it for you ... "

577 stood there, making a slight sound, and seemed to be humming comfortably.

Father Chen stood up with a sigh and helped 577 set up a few simple nutritious breakfasts. At home, his status is to fight for three guarantees, and under his own wife and grandson 577, he can occasionally step on his own son.

As he swayed, he muttered, "Eat such a greasy thing in the morning, eat you!"

In his position, he can only talk about his son.

Now Chen Shuitai is up, brushing his teeth with a toothbrush, and he said, "Dad, how many times have I said that the white porridge and pickles you eat are not healthy! The grain thing will damage the brain and nerves and enter the body. It will be metabolized into sugars, which is very bad for your blood sugar. Humans need fat most, and fat should be the main source of human calories. Eat green carbohydrates and carbohydrates to eat carbohydrates. You will get Alzheimer's! "

"My mother doesn't sleep well. Every time I stay up late, I hear my mother tossing and going to sleep over and over again. It's because you eat too much pasta. If you change it, you just don't listen ..."

Father Chen stared, "The ancestors have eaten for thousands of years. Are you right?"

"Humans are endurance predators. Since ancient times, humans have been predators eating their fat, and occasionally they eat some rhizomes to supplement a small amount of nutrition. After eating for millions of years ... It is against humanity to eat pasta. Physiological laws ... "

"Come less, old ancestor's stuff, can you still be wrong?"

"Then you eat more eggs, this is the golden food of human beings." Chen Shuitai can only retreat next.

"It was said on TV that the cholesterol in the eggs was too high! Eating would cause heart disease!" Said Father Chen.

"This is simply nonsense. It is promoted by pharmaceutical companies to sell cholesterol-lowering drugs. Cholesterol in food has nothing to do with cholesterol in the blood. The human brain and nervous system are made of cholesterol. You do n’t eat cholesterol. , There is nothing to add after the nervous system is damaged, no wonder the memory is getting worse ... "

"The circle of friends also said that unhealthy is unhealthy!" Chen Ma also came to help.

"In the end, they are experts, or I am an expert ..." Chen Shuitai was almost helpless to die. Both the dignitary masters of nutrition and medicine could not compare to a marketing article in the WeChat circle of friends.

This kind of argument will be held several times a day. Chen Shuitai can't convince his parents, and the parents don't want Chen Shuitai to eat junk food. The family of three eats at a table, but they eat completely two kinds of food.

What Chen and Chen eat are of course the old couple's self-cleaning, boiled thick rice porridge or millet porridge, plus their pickled pickles, and drink a large bowl in the morning, then sit down on the sofa to eat Already.

Chen Shuitai's food is delivered daily by 577. This morning is a fatty pork belly, a cheese vegetable salad, and half avocado topped with olive oil, sprinkled with salt and pepper. After that, I went to the institute with great energy. If the energy consumption is high, I will have another lunch and send it to his institute from 577. Generally, he only needs to eat once in 24 hours, and only needs to replenish the rest of the time. That's enough, save a lot of time for research. Even so, the whole person is radiant, and he can still play basketball without any problems, while basking in the sun and supplementing vitamin d, he shows his eight-pack abs in front of female colleagues.

People in other institutes are surprised why the people in the Institute of Biology and Medicine are so energetic, they can have perfect body without exercising all day, but after asking about their recipes, they all stay away. The theory of fat is really harmful The impact is too great, making people dare not cross the thunder pool easily.

When Chen Shuitai finished packing, he sat in front of the table, and gently reached out and patted 577's head. He said, "Why, why don't they listen to persuasion? Until now, the antihypertensive drugs can't be stopped, the blood sugar is too dangerous, and the memory is getting better every day. Poor, oh ... "

577 responded on the spot, and Chen Shuitai sighed: "Still 77, you understand me, how would I live without you ..."

If it was n’t for the “lazy life” app, which offered “high fat and low sugar” packages, Chen Shuitai really did n’t know how to live, and his bad cooking skills could really ruin the world.

Chen Shuitai was listening to his mother's thoughts while eating, and then he suddenly felt that 577 was not right.

577's eyes were patrolling around, constantly touching this, taking it.

When Chen Shuitai ran out of breakfast, he handed the food box to 577, and when he sent 577 out, 577 suddenly caught Chen's broom placed by the door, yelled happily, dropped the food box and turned to run.

"Ah?" Chen Shuitai stunned for a long time, picked up the food container, and watched 577 waving the broom disappearing into the corridor, shocked. What happened?

"Mom, Xiao 77 is not in the right shape today ... I'll check it with me!" Chen Shuitai already thought that 577 was a little strange ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Now he hurriedly put on his coat and chased out.

After chasing downstairs, Chen Shuitai stopped.

Small robots all over the street, waving broomsticks, doormats, tissue boxes, underwear, and empty bottles, cheered, forming a torrent, rushing to the lazy life distribution center.

Opposite, a girl chased out: "755! What happened to you 755 ..."

"Is your home 755 wrong?"

"Yes, isn't your house 577 strange?"

"My home 274 too ..."

"What the **** is this ..." A group of people stood there blankly, silent. (To be continued.)

`` I want to visit my friend on mobile phone. ''

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