Lazy God Possession

(A 4,500-character chapter. Uncle Ha has returned to his hometown. He is quite busy. For the time being, I am happy for everyone!

And the ketogenic diet or the dietary method written in the previous chapter, because it is more demanding and not suitable for everyone, but if you want to lose weight, it is actually very simple. [No popup ..]

In a word: reduce sugar!

If you just want to lose weight for a cute girl, quitting snacks may be enough.

If you're overweight, cut out starchy foods while quitting sweets. Coarse grains such as millet oats and roots such as potatoes and sweet potatoes should be reduced.

If you are severely overweight, you can consider completely cutting off carbohydrates and relying on ketones converted from fat for energy, just like Uncle Ha, but the ketogenic diet itself is a method of treating epilepsy. There are certain risks. Before you really start, please Physical examination, consult a physician! Don't rush to start! )

On the west side of Qingyang University's Dongbin campus, in the factory-style building of the "lazy living distribution center", Iron Egg looked at the messy delivery robots in front of them, and their heads were about to explode.

These small robots are like a group of bandits occupying the mountains, occupying the idle area in the east of the plant.

I don't know which little robot found a box of chalk and drew a grid on the ground. No one was allowed to enter his own grid, while other little robots also followed suit and began to encircle the site and occupy the space.

There are constantly small robots. In order to conflict with the site, people erase each other's handwriting and repaint their own scope. Over time, the site here becomes more and more like horizontal and vertical graph paper. If sociologists observe here, they will be very interested in the distribution methods and distribution processes that have evolved. It is also at this moment that these little robots have started to have their own social attributes.

At this time, the loot of these little robots was placed in each square.

Broom, underwear, pencil, worn football, cup, toilet paper, slippers ...

These are all good. In addition, there are some valuable things, such as watches, mobile phones, jewelry ...

Early in the morning, Iron Egg was notified by the security guard, and his head suddenly exploded when he hurried over.

The "lazy life" is serviced 24 hours. However, due to the reduced demand, only a small number of employees are on duty at night. They are concentrated in the night activity area. If there is no patrol security, I am afraid they will not even notice the small machines here. There was a big noise.

In the morning, these little robots are still constantly taking things from the outside.

A security guard squatted on the ground and said to Iron Egg: "Iron, these little guys have learned to fight and fight! Iron CEO, can I use the behavior of these little guys as the graduation thesis?"

Iron Egg is speechless, when is it, and still have time to think about this? You fool!

The young security guard of lazy **** security can be said to be the reserve army of the entire lazy **** system. Many of them have security guards. Besides their work, they also participated in the training services provided by the lazy **** system. At the same time, there are some of the best and still some The lazy **** is the assistant and bodyguard next to the most powerful person. The security guard is the iron egg's assistant.

If the lazy department also divides the lazy party and the hardworking party, these security guards may be representatives of the hardworking party. Their daily life arrangements are very tight, the timetable is accurate to the minute, and the concentrated training in the morning is one and a half hours, after which Eat according to their own recipes, then study or participate in security tasks according to their own schedules. During the rest time, they also have to be assistants with several big cows. Although several assistants can take turns, each person's private life time , It is almost negligible.

However, the resources devoted to them by Lazy God are also very considerable. In addition to the extremely efficient diet plan, the gradually opening Lazy God Library and Lazy God Gymnasium, and the massage services of Lazy God Club can keep them efficient. Run all day.

The internal slogan of the elite employees who are lazy and secure is that they will fight for three years and less for three hundred years.

That's right.

The assistants who are with Iron Egg are almost the hardest of all the assistants, but their gains are also the most abundant. Not to mention how much they have learned, a few of them have now obtained the shares of lazy life. They were subdued by security guards, and stood outside, worth millions.

Lazy life is probably the slowest-growing industry in the lazy gods system. When other industries are earning billions of dollars at a time, the income of lazy life has not exceeded 100 million yuan, and many times rely on iron eggs to inject capital to operate.

However, in the lazy **** system, lazy life is one of the most promising projects, because even in the current trial and improvement stage, the benefits for each client far exceed those of its peers.

Once you start promoting in the future, if you promote it a little, you cannibalize it a bit, it's like swallowing up all the other competitors.

Therefore, the development of lazy life is very cautious. In addition to large-scale promotion in Qingyang University Park and Dongbin University Town, social promotion is also being piloted in a small area. At least 2,000 families have already established a similar symbiosis with lazy life. Relationship, by lazy life to deal with all aspects of their daily life.

There are many people inside the lazy gods. Some people are too cautious about the promotion of lazy life, but Nanming never interferes in the development of the iron eggs. The contribution of the iron eggs in the lazy gods is enough to support him. Lazy life goes on independently.

The technology branch of the lazy **** system is advancing by leaps and bounds, but the expansion of the service industry cannot be as rapid as the technology strengthened by Nanming. It has no rules to follow and the rules are changing rapidly. Iron Egg is very aware of this and is very stable .

At this moment, Iron Egg is very grateful for his stability, otherwise this chaos will probably be over.

At present, the affected people are only concentrated in the university town and 2,000 pilot families. They are also related to the university town. Fortunately, if a large-scale theft of small robots really broke out, it would be really over. .

After asking the question, the security guard also knew that the time was not right for him and hurriedly grabbed his head and stood up.

At this moment, another security guard, who was also one of Iron Egg's assistants, hurried over and said, "General Iron, it's not good! The victim's family has come!"

The hardest hit area of ​​the riot was these 2,000 pilot families. Their daily lives were almost connected with these small robots, and they were also the main patrons of these thieves.

Tiedan heard that he hurried to the door, and he saw hundreds of men, women, children, men and women killing them. He panicked and bowed apologizing: "I'm really sorry! Lazy life will definitely compensate Everyone's loss! Please forgive me, I'm very sorry! I'm very sorry! "

"General Manager, my family 577? What's wrong with him?" Standing in front of the team was Chen Shuitai. Of course, he knew Iron Egg and asked quickly.

"Uh, 577, they had a little problem. Uh, they were originally self-conscious. Now suddenly they have self-consciousness, and suddenly they are a little confused. I don't know what is my own, what is not my own ..." Iron Egg I don't know how to explain it, I can only desperately say: "All problems will be borne by lazy life, what compensation is needed ..."

"How about you guys, 577 ... Hey, 577! I see my little 77!"

Before Tiedan bowed his head, he saw these people rushing into the yard and went straight to their own small robots. Chen Shuitai was worried and said, "Little 77, what are you doing? This is just A broken broom, do you like it? If you like it, I'll buy you a new one ... "

Chen Shuitai failed to regain his broom from 577, but 577 pulled his trouser legs, stretched out a small paw, pointed at the slippers in the hands of another small robot on the opposite side, and anxiously and loudly said: "wa- —Waaa—— "

Then, he stood very dog-legged next to Chen Shuitai, and his two small claws slumped on his waist, proudly saying, "wa ~ wa ~ hahahaha ~" It seemed like he had found a child who supported the waist, and he laughed for a while. Scream.

Chen Shuitai looked up and said helplessly, "577, which slipper do you want?"

& nbaaaa ~ ”577 Two small claws crossed and sold one Moe. Originally, I wanted to say that Chen Shuitai, who was just a broken slipper, was sprung immediately, and the evil was daring to the gallbladder. A little robot said, "Hey, bring that slipper! "

"What are you doing! Why do you bully my family 755!" A woman stopped in front of the other little robot, glaring at Chen Shuitai: "How old are you, bullying a little robot is a good man! I think your broken broom should be bring here!"

& nba ~~ "The little robot next to the woman desperately clicked on her own small camera, as she did with her hips and her chest.

"Uh ..." Staring at the pretty girl, Chen Shuitai flinched and stepped back, whispering to 577 beside him: "Little 77, that's just a pair of slippers, Taige bought you a new pair."

"A!" 577 shook his head again and again, yelling.

The two sides immediately froze, and the two little robots quarreled with each other angrily and kept yelling, and the two adults could only stare at each other with big eyes.

"You two, if you want it, just exchange it?" Next to it, a kind-hearted old lady was holding a small robot numbered 1284, humane to both, and then to 577 and 775: "Little Guy, you give your broom to 755, you give your slippers to 577, wouldn't it be great? "

Chen Shuitai glanced at the old lady, and was shocked. "Professor Ru, why are you here?"

"Well, my little boy is strange today. How can I not come, but after I came here, I found something very interesting." Professor Ru is the authority of Qingyang University School of Economics. She is actually retired now, and occasionally Take advantage of the waste heat to teach students.

At this point, Professor Ru saw that the two little guys were still unwilling, so he crouched down and followed the temptation, just like a kind grandma trying to persuade a conflicting child.

But deep in her eyes, there was a nearly sacred light, a true scholar, looking forward to the new things.

The two little guys looked at each other and finally ...

& nba ~ ga ~ "

& nbalia ~ "

The two parties reached a deal, with one delivery and the other delivery.

After getting what they wanted, the two little guys screamed in excitement.

Running around their respective masters.

But it seemed to be quiet for a while, and while the two little guys were inexplicably excited, there was a silent wave that spread out.

Professor Ru stood up straight and turned to look over.

At this moment, the entire scene is like a messy vegetable market. Many people are helping their little robots to compete for things. Theories come and go.

At this moment, a small robot suddenly settled, then it raised a shopping bag in its hand and yelled: "wa ~ ga ~!"

All the little robots seemed to turn their heads, and then there was a little robot that lifted a roll of plastic wrap in its hands: "wa ~ ga!"

The little robot with a shopping bag ignored him at all, and then several little robots held up their hands.

Until a little robot raised an umbrella in his hand, the little robot with a shopping bag suddenly called out: "wa ~~"

The two little robots ran together excitedly, exchanging the umbrella in their hands.

Then the little robot who got the shopping bag suddenly raised his hand again and called out, and this time it ran straight to the little plastic wrap robot.

"What a smart little guy! You know the curve to save the country!" The owner of 755 was surprised.

"Yeah, this behavior ..." Chen Shuitai didn't even know how to evaluate.

The exchange behavior is as if it is contagious, and the efficiency of its contagion is so high. Almost all of the small squares have heard one after another calling for transactions: "wa ~ ga ~!"

And the voice of the transaction: "wa ~~" also one after another.

Professor Ru also let go of the 1284 that he held, and let it join the trading army. She stood there, deep in the eyes of kindness, but the light became brighter and brighter.

Looking at the more and more effective transactions, the faster and faster transaction speed, and the exchange and interaction between these little guys, she seems to think that she retired a little earlier.

Two months later, one of the top journals in international economics published an article titled "Snatch and Exchange: The Economic Behavior of Artificial Intelligence and the Origin of Human Economic Behavior", which opened the first page of her academic career. Second spring, and a new peak.

Watching these small robots start an orderly transaction by themselves. After the transaction is complete, they return to their own grid, put things down, and wait for other more suitable transactions. Even if they are not studying economics or anthropology, Chen Shuitai does not know Why, there is also an inexplicable touch.

Looking at these little robots, he felt that he felt that humans had come from the ancient times. From the beginning, he only knew about snatching and fighting, and became aware of exchange and sharing. The shadow of history seemed to rotate above his head, rising and setting sun. Heaven and earth change ...

However, after all, he is a scientist in science and engineering. At this time, he still remembers the most important thing. He said, "I'm going to ask, I plan to deal with this in a lazy life."

"I'll go too." The owner of 755 also followed.

Several people have gathered around Iron Egg. A big man worried: "You won't destroy my family's 1347, as in the movie!"

"No, of course not ... we will definitely compensate you for your loss."

"Hey, how can there be any loss!" Dahan said, "This is not a child who has grown up, which child has not stolen things, just teach them not!"

"That is, that is, without compensation, I am very happy to see them playing!" A middle-aged man laughed and said, "I am also an artificial intelligence in our school. Today is really ... amazing!"

"Anyway, compensation is required ..."

"No, I really don't need to. Have you ever seen a child who does n’t pick things up or bite a pet that destroys things? Congratulations to Lazy God Technology, which goes a step further in artificial intelligence ...

Iron Egg is dumbfounded, this is completely different from the anger and anger that everyone imagines in him!

He did not know that the 2,000 small robots between children and pets had almost completely integrated into the 2,000 families, and as they said, the behavior of these small robots was that every child and small animal was exploring In the process of the world, maybe a part of it, as long as the church is taught, education is good.

"If I can, I want to take my home 577 back ..." Chen Shuitai offered the conditions. "My parents are worried about me, waiting for a reply at home." Chen Shuitai said.

At this moment, Chen Shuitai suddenly felt that there was something in his hand. He lowered his head and saw that 577 was raising his hands and handing him the contents.

577's hand ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ is a pair of slippers.

The left foot is blue and a bit worn, which was replaced by 577 from 755 just now.

The right foot is pink, a brand new lady's slipper.

"This ..." Chen Shuitai froze.

& nbaaaaa ~ "Seeing Chen Shuitai not answering, 577 was a bit anxious:" waaaa! "

"Boy, take it, this little guy changed these slippers seven or eight times before. This is what he wants to give you."

Chen Shuitai took it blankly, and 577 screamed in excitement, running wildly around Chen Shuitai.

"Is this for me?" Chen Shuitai looked at the slippers in his hands and looked at 577, confused.

Professor Ru looked at the excited 577 and the blank Chen Shuitai, without knowing why, suddenly felt his eyes wet. (To be continued.)

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