Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

The faces of a group of programmers on the live broadcast platform were green at the moment.

shit!

Let you go fishing, why did you fish the f22 plane?!

It really doesn't work, you continue to fish for cultural relics, isn't the imperial jade seal yesterday, and the Kyushu tripod the day before yesterday very fragrant?!

Holy crap! You're fishing for this stuff, how can we let it out?

"Forget it! If you are scolded, you will be scolded! It is not the first time that I have been scolded. After Su Dong stops broadcasting at 6:00, the live broadcast room will return to normal.""

"Oh, that's the only way. Tomorrow is Su Dong's last day as a fisherman. I hope he can honestly fish for cultural relics or something, even if he catches a cannon tank from World War II. Don't fish for this again."

"...I would rather he fished the dinosaur fossils from the Cretaceous period than this. It's so scary, I almost squatted.

"Okay, that's it, I'll send the results to the boss, I hope he will be less scolded."

As the programmers completed the operation in the background, nearly 10 million viewers were surprised to find that the live broadcast room returned to normal.

"Fuck?! Okay?"

"The live broadcast platform is really stupid! It stopped for more than 40 minutes, which is almost an hour.

"Fuck! If I think with my butt, I can know that the live broadcast room is a blue sea again. 99

"Nima? I just want to know what Su Dong has fished up again. I just stopped the dog platform for so long. He won't fish up the f22 body, right?!"

"There is a high probability that it is something that cannot be clearly stated, otherwise the live broadcast platform cannot deduct for such a long time, just don't know what it is?"

"Ghost knows! It's estimated that apart from Su Dong Cai Kun, a group of people on the coast guard ship, and a group of programmers on the live broadcast platform, no one else knows!"

"I want to know too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Damn it?! I didn't pay attention if you didn't say it. I refreshed for so long, why is the screen still black? What kind of plane is the dog platform messing with? 35

"Cough...that what...I just re-entered it...I found a little problem, is it possible that there is no problem with this wave of platforms, but Su Dong is down?"

"Damn it! It really is!! The anchor actually stopped broadcasting!"

"He's meow! It's only 6:05 and it's still dark, so the mover will stop broadcasting?!"

"Brother Dongzi has fallen! Looking back on the first day, I vaguely remember the night when Brother Dongzi caught the corpse, he worked overtime until 8:30!!99

"Tsk tsk, at that time, I noticed that Brother Dongzi was unusual, and the photographer was frightened and vomited. As a result, Brother Dongzi could ask the police to take care of the food without changing his face."

"It's also possible that he doesn't want to broadcast live, after all, they are now on the coast guard ship, and it's not impossible that there are some taboos.

"That's true. On the coast guard ship, there may be some taboos that are not allowed. If that's the case, then I won't scold Brother Dongzi. I hope Brother Dongzi will start the broadcast earlier tomorrow morning.

"Hey hey, now Brother Dongzi is on the coast guard ship, and the coast guard ship is patrolling the vast sea again. It's impossible to return to the coast guard base tonight. I want to see where Brother Dongzi can go tomorrow!

"Hahaha, it would be interesting to go to a small island to broadcast live."

'Slip slipping away, the anchors are all down, what are you watching, hey hey hey, I'll go to the Internet to help you find out what's going on. There is no official news from Yingjiang, and I don't know what's going on. 35

"Tsk tsk, I just came back from the Internet, and I laughed so hard. Now the netizens in the Internet except the Yingjiang country are filled with righteous indignation, and the netizens in other countries are gloating at the misfortune, including many of its younger brothers. enough.

"Netizens, that's how it is. I'm surfing the Internet right now. It's like a dance of heroes. For a while, the kimchi Japanese curry, South Vietnam, and the countries in Europe mocked Eagle sauce together. For a while, the kimchi Japanese and Japanese were fighting each other in the country, and the curry beside them was curry. The South Vietnam fanned the flames, and the European John Bull and the French chicken also fought each other, and occasionally the two sides fought against Prussia together, which made me laugh to death."

"It's normal, it's estimated that when Da Bobo enters the market, these three companies will fight Da Bobo together."

The live chat was in full swing, and Su Dong was in high spirits while eating on the coast guard boat.

shit!

He could swear that tonight's meal was almost the best, most comfortable and delicious meal he had eaten in days.

There are seven main dishes, black pepper steak, fried shrimp with broccoli, roasted wing root, fried okra, fried bacon with garlic sprouts, fried water spinach, and a braised pork.

The staples are rolls, steamed buns, rice, and even homemade whole wheat bread.

Next to the main is the corn rib soup.

The last one is a fruit platter made of watermelon, yellow peach, mango, apple and so on.

It can be said that this is the best dinner he has had since he was a fishing guy in the past few days.

Of course, it's just a meal, and the free breakfast at Waldorf Conrad with room vouchers doesn't count.

And because he was too busy fishing, most of his lunch and dinner were dealt with, either at the police station's cafeteria or at roadside stalls.

Thinking of it this way, Su Dong actually admires himself a little, and it is probably rare to be able to rub it everywhere with such a cheeky face.

Next to him, the corner of Cai Kun's mouth twitched, wishing he could be three meters away from Su Dong,

This Nima is so edible, like an escape from the famine, he ate seven steamed buns, two slices of bread, a bowl of rice, and a third plate of vegetables in just ten minutes.

Even next to Su Dong, he could feel the strange eyes of a group of sea policemen next to him.

"Brother, brother, let's slow down and eat slowly, so many people are watching."

"What's the matter? Wasn't a group of police watching yesterday? Do you think it's not exhausting to pull such a heavy thing this afternoon?!"

"Hiccup~, are you finished? After you finish eating, go get me some braised pork and okra. This is delicious. By the way, bring me some soup. The steamed buns are a bit choking."

Cai Kun:

nonsense!

Such a thick steamed bun, you can't choking it if you have two mouthfuls of it!

After eating, they chatted with the surrounding coast guards, and the two returned to the deck.

After a meal, when we returned to the deck again, the night had come.

Facing the moonlight, sailing on the vast sea, the 5,000-ton coast guard ship is like a speck of dust.

And Su Dong and two are like insignificant parasites on a speck of dust.

Facing the sea, there is always a feeling of wanting to express feelings.

"Brother, what are you going to do when you finish the show?"

"I? I don't know, let's talk about it after the show is over, there's still half a year left, it's too early to say this now.

"Then talk a little bit closer, brother, tomorrow is the last day of being a fisherman, and when tomorrow is over, the one-week fisherman's professional experience will be over.

"After the end of the week, it will be a two-day vacation. After that, it will be the second week of career experience officer. At that time, brother, your career will be drawn again."

"Then smoke, it doesn't matter what I do anyway."

"That's not the case, bro, your current traffic is all caught by fishing... Although you haven't caught any fish, it doesn't matter. You caught three corpses, a group of howitzers and bronze cannons, and caught them. The National Treasure Biographical Jade Seal and two Kyushu Dings."5

"Just today, you caught another six or seven sea water probes, plus the whole body of an F22 aircraft.

"It can be said that most of the traffic now comes to see you fishing... Forget it, just go fishing.

"But have you ever thought about how much traffic will drop after you stop fishing?"

"The current traffic comes and goes quickly, it's too fake, don't look at your 10 million popularity now, but when you're not live-streaming fishing, it's already very powerful if you can keep one-fifth of your popularity.

Cai Kun's words are cruel, but also very true.

Although Su Dong has a lot of traffic now, it is very prosperous. In the past two days, it has millions of people every time it starts broadcasting, and even nearly 10 million people watch it at the peak, and the live broadcast platform has crashed several times.

Even the hot search of Weibo Douyin B station is broadcast from morning to night, and the popularity is so hot that it is much higher than the super first-line stars.

But there are very few true true fans.

time is too short.

Su Dong has only been on fire for six days, and it really started when he caught a howitzer on the third day.

You can't expect all the fans to like you in such a short time.

Most of these fans are passers-by fans, or even passers-by.

They will like Su Dong today, and when Su Dong's traffic drops and other newcomers suddenly explode, they will like other newcomers again.

Although Cai Kun is young, he has been playing in variety shows for two years, and he has seen many people who used to be popular overnight. Now because of the lack of traffic, he can't bear it psychologically, but he is not as good as before. Drinking and indulging in nightclubs is a trivial matter. He even met two drug addicts, and his whole life was ruined.

An explosion of fire overnight is like cooking oil with a fire.

He feels that Su Dong's situation is not very good now, and there is a high probability that the traffic will drop sharply in the second week, so he also wants to talk to Su Dong first and give him a shot, so as not to be too disappointed when he gets it.

The two of them lay on the deck, looking up at the starry sky. Among the countless stars, occasionally a bright light flashed.

Su Dong turned his head and looked at Cai Kun with great interest, "Then what do you think I should do? How to maintain this traffic as much as possible.""

For the first time, he discovered that this little brother, besides being a little cowardly, a little lewd, and liking long legs, actually has such a side.

Cai Kun really thought about it this time and said:

"One way is to sign a new contract with the program team, so that you don't have to participate in the lottery and continue to fish. I think the program team will probably agree, because this is also a good thing for them, after all, they don't want the traffic of the program team. Just disappear."

"Of course, if you don't want to, there is actually another darker method, which is black box operation. Now the lottery is drawn randomly on the Internet. You can let the program team operate in the dark box behind the lottery, so that you can continue to draw the fisherman by lottery. Occupation, but this can only be postponed. In the third week, you have to draw lots again. In addition, if the black box operation is exposed, it will be a trouble, so I do not recommend this.

"To sum up, I still think bro, you should talk to the show crew, it's both good for you, they will most likely agree, and those viewers probably won't object, after all, they also want to watch you catch those messy things. It just so happens that the chief director and accompanying lawyers are in the new club now, and three days are enough to draw up the contract and sign it."

Su Dong nodded straight, but when he heard that he couldn't catch a fish, he couldn't help but feel a black face when he caught a mess.

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From the point of view of profit maximization alone, Cai Kun's words have no problem at all.

He continues to fish, he is happy, traffic will not be lost, the live broadcast platform and the program group are also happy, the advertising fees are flying up, and the audience is also happy to watch, after all, they just want to watch those strange things that they have caught.

18......

There is a problem here.

It was Su Dong himself.

To be honest, he was actually a little curious about what happened to his system.

Every day, except for a check-in in the morning, a lottery, a divination, and the identification of things caught by fishing, there are no other functions.

Although he has been fishing very exciting these days and the harvest has been great, he cannot fish all his life.

He is not Jiang Taigong.

He actually wanted to try, what kind of arrangement the system was, was it prepared for him to fish, was it for his current career, or was it for himself.

These three have very different meanings.

Of course, Su Dong doesn't reject fishing, at least now Su Dong doesn't reject it, so he thought about it, got up and stretched, and said with a smile:

"Don't worry, it's just a matter of luck. Anyway, I've already earned more than one billion, and I won't lose no matter what."

Hearing this, Cai Kun's eyes twitched fiercely.

"Brother, it's not a billion, it's more than three billion. 35

"Three billion?" Su Dong was taken aback, "Isn't it one billion?

Cai Kun smiled wryly and said: "Just half an hour ago, didn't I answer a phone call, the director told me that just this morning, probably because of the reason of catching the Chuan Guo Yuxi, there were many people who gave it to you. The reward, the reward amount has broken two billion, breaking the record that was broken the day before yesterday.""

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Su Dong Yi Le, "The relationship is good, then I don't have any psychological burden now. Since I've already bought 3 billion, I'm still worried that a hammer will not flow, it doesn't matter."

Cai Kun:

It makes so much sense!

More than 3 billion has been received, plus the upcoming one billion bonus.

shit!

What a shame he said so much!

It's like playing the piano to a cow!

With so much money, what else do you do?

Four billion, 10,000 a day is enough to spend 40,000 days.

Forty thousand days is one hundred and nine years!

shit!

After doing this, Cai Kun immediately felt that he had wasted so many spittle stars in vain.

Really play the piano to the cow!

"Let's go, go ahead and take a look. I don't know how the deck is being repaired." Su Dong said with a smile.

Cai Kun followed behind him angrily.

MMP himself is a poor man, how dare he think about the problem for the billionaire.

I didn't say much myself!

Just as he was thinking, suddenly in front of him, Su Dong threw something over, and at the same time the words came,

"For you, I caught it at noon today, I kept a few for myself, I'll give you one as a souvenir.

Cai Kun was stunned for a moment, caught the thing subconsciously, looked at the moonlight carefully, and asked in surprise:

"Brother, isn't this the gold coin in the treasure chest you caught on the sunken ship at noon today? How many did you keep for yourself?""

"Yeah, it's also ancient gold coins, let's keep a few as a souvenir.

"Uh, brother, is this considered a private collection of cultural relics? If it is discovered, will we be arrested?" Cai Kun said with some concern.

His cowardly and timid old problem has been committed again.

"Fuck it! You don't say who can find it?! Who cares about a few gold coins? Besides, I kept it before handing it in. It's a personal item, it's my own thing, and it has something to do with cultural relics!"

"Do you want it?! Don't give it back to me!

"Yes! Why don't you! Brother, you have already sent it out, and you are too embarrassed to come back! Cai Kun immediately took a step back and happily accepted the gold coin.

After all, it is also a gold coin! It is still an ancient gold coin, and it is left as a souvenir. It is convenient for future generations to brag.

After putting the gold coins away, Cai Kun followed with great interest.

When he came to the front deck of the ship, Wang Ze was organizing a group of people to see if he could plug some recesses on the deck.

Seeing two people coming from a distance, Wang Ze said angrily:

"When you go fishing in the future, if you catch all the messy things, can you count them and throw them away? You can't pull them up gently without falling to the deck? Look at the deck now, there are more than a dozen small pits, three large pits, and more. ugly.

Immediately, Su Dong smiled contemptuously,

"I'm used to it, and I subconsciously think it's on land, so pay attention next time."

Wang Ze's face darkened, it seemed that there was really a next time!

Forget that this kid will be on the boat tomorrow to fish.

For a while, he couldn't help but hesitate, should he stay up all night to fix it? Or wait until tomorrow to fix it together.

After getting along today, he has no doubt that tomorrow Su Dong will catch some strange things 200% of the time.

Even the f22 fighter jet was caught, what else could he not catch in the sea?!

Wang Ze regretted it for a while. He should have asked the two captains of the warship to help and send the cargo back to the coast guard base.

Staying on the boat, isn't this a scam!

Fishing for f22 today, what if I catch a nuclear bomb tomorrow?! And.