Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

seven thirty.

Cai Kun hit Hache and woke up with a happy face.

I slept very comfortably this night, I didn't wake up halfway, didn't bother with any alarm clock, and didn't get woken up by my big brother.

what?

Cai Kun looked at the time, blinked, and then looked at Su Dong opposite.

shit!

What's up with this dude?!

In the past few days, I woke up very early every day, almost at six o'clock.

It's half past seven today, why are you still sleeping?!

Can not be done!

Are good times for sleeping?!

It's half past seven, still sleeping, are you worthy of your career?!

Cai Kun was full of suspense when he thought of what he said when he was sleeping soundly a few days ago and was woken up by Su Dong.

until today!

Looking at Su Dong who was still sleeping, Cai Kun was simply elated.

Okay?!

You have today too?!

"Brother! It's time to get up!! The sun is drying up!! On such a good day, is it appropriate for us to sleep in?!

"Brother! A beautiful woman is looking for you! The beautiful woman said he wants to give you monkeys!

"It's not good, bro, Ying-chan is calling!! I want you by name!!""

"Brother! You've won the first place in the show!! This is a billion dollar prize!! 35

Tossed for a full five minutes.

Cai Kun was sweating profusely, but he didn't wake Su Dong up.

He even found an earthy video on Kuaishou that wakes people up, and it rang in Su Dong's ear for more than 30 seconds.

As a result, Su Dong didn't wake up, and he was screaming with goose bumps all over.

Turning off the phone, Cai Kun looked at Su Dong who was still sleeping and couldn't help but be a little blind.

shit!

What's up with this guy?!

I haven't experienced it before, I don't know, but after experiencing it today, I found out that this big brother is really hard to wake up when he sleeps!

He even played the small earthy video to the loudest, but he didn't wake up.

how did you do that?!

After a full five minutes, I tried every means, but I still couldn't wake up.

Nima, if it wasn't for breathing, Cai Kun almost thought Su Dong was gone.

Paralyzed on the bed, Cai Kun scratched his hair,

"I'm going, it's almost eight o'clock, why isn't this big brother awake yet? If he doesn't wake up, he won't be able to make time for breakfast today. 55

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Su Dong's ears move, then stood up a little dazedly, gave a Hache, looked left and right and asked:

"Breakfast? Where's the breakfast?"

Cai Kun: 66........."

This time Cai Kun was really dumbfounded.

What the fuck?!

I've been yelling for so long, I almost vomited listening to the short video of Kuaishou earth flavor and you didn't wake up.

As a result, you just murmured about breakfast, and you just woke up?!

You were gluttonous (tao once) and tie (two times) in your last life?!

"No, big brother, don't you wash up before going to dinner?!

"What are you washing? I finished washing it an hour ago, and I fell asleep in the back, but it's you, don't you wash it quickly? If I remember correctly, it seems that the coast guard ship's breakfast will only be served until eight o'clock, right?"

Immediately, Cai Kun's face turned green.

Nima, I went to tease this brother, and I haven't washed myself yet.

I looked at the time, it was 7:40.

"Brother, wait for me, the battle will be settled in five minutes!"

After all, Cai Kun rushed into the washroom with disposable toiletries.

Su Dong:

The breakfast on the coast guard ship is still very rich.

Vegetable buns, meat buns, leek buns, leek boxes, flower rolls, tea eggs, fried eggs, hemp balls, sweet potatoes, everything.

Intestinal powder, noodles paste, fried noodles, pumpkin porridge, preserved egg lean meat porridge, chaos, a dazzling array.

Unbelievable, there is more variety for breakfast than dinner.

Based on the concept of eating less for breakfast, Su Dong only ate two meat buns, three leek boxes, four fried eggs, and two bowls of pumpkin porridge, before putting down the bowls and chopsticks.

Looking at the dazzling array of meals, Su Dong felt a little regretful,

"Forget it, eat a little less early in the morning, you will lose your energy after eating too much all day."

Cai Kun grinned, as expected of you, my brother!

"Brother, how full have you eaten this breakfast?"

"Forty percent, save some stomach and see what's delicious for lunch today.""

Cai Kun gave a thumbs up and said nothing.

The other coast guards who were eating breakfast were all dumbfounded. Although many people saw Su Dong's appetite last night, it was still a little unacceptable to watch it again this morning.

As for the policemen from the cooking squad who came out to watch the play, they shivered even more when they heard Su Dong's words.

good guy!

Feelings, are you keeping your stomach for lunch?!

After eating so much in the morning, how about lunch?!

Immediately, he secretly decided to make 5% more lunch at noon today!

After eating, the two came to the deck in the light of the morning sun.

After five seconds of unanimous discussion, the two decided to extend today's live broadcast time by half an hour.

Anyway, the live broadcast at 9 o'clock before was no problem, and today the live broadcast at 8:30, to be honest, Su Dong thinks it is a bit early.

It should be 9 to 5!

I just had an extra shift last night, so I used it to make up for the time difference.

The deck of the Coast Guard ship was very clean. The sun had just come out, and it was not as hot as noon. The two found a sunny place to lie down and squinted to rest.

They were resting when suddenly, a shadow blocked the two of them.

Opening his eyes, Su Dong was about to complain, but it turned out that it was Captain Wang Ze who was blocking the two.

"Captain, why are you here"`?" Su Dong was a little surprised, as the captain of a ship, shouldn't he be very busy?

How could he still have time to come to him in the early morning?

Wang Ze brought two bottles of Nutrition Express and lost one to Su Dong and Cai Kun.

"My personal belongings, eat more and drink more in the morning, this Xiaoxiao."

Su Dong took the Nutrition Express, took a sip, and then looked at Wang Ze,

"Can I still take the Nutrition Express on the boat?

"Of course you can bring something to eat and drink. The sea is no better than the land, and you stay in the ocean every day. If you don't let the coast guard and sailors bring something to eat and play, your emotions will easily collapse.

"What's more, it's not as good as before. In the past, the army was very strict, and there were very strict requirements on what to bring and what to eat. In the past, it was not even allowed to bring mobile phones. Can play the king."

"In the past, the army had to be patient. When I was a top soldier, the clothes in the army were not changed frequently, and the food was not as good as it is now. At that time, the three armies of the sea, land and air were the same, the army's shoes were changed and changed, and the air force was also very good. Incomplete, the J-10 was successfully developed, and the J-20 did not even have a shadow. 55

"The navy is just as crippled, in the 21st century, it is still using ships made in the 1970s and 1980s, with a maximum tonnage of just over 10,000.

"The coast guard is even worse. The coast guard can only use the remaining warships of the navy, and then modify the surface coating, change the word "navy" to "coast guard", and then become a coast guard ship. I was transferred from the army to the sea more than ten years ago. The police department, at that time the entire department, even a coast guard boat of more than 3,000 tons was rare, and a large part of the coast guard boat was the same size as the fishing boat I saw yesterday.

"It's like now, in the past ten years, the naval fleet is like dumplings, aircraft carriers, cruisers, guided missile destroyers, amphibious landing ships, ships of more than 10,000 tons are manufactured one after another, even the ships of our coast guard force. They have all begun to be replaced. The more than 5,000 tons of coast guard ships, hahaha, I never thought about it before.

Wang Ze rambled on.

He seemed to recall when he was in the army twenty years ago, and when he talked about it, it was a bit endless.

It wasn't until he had spoken for ten minutes that Wang Ze ended the topic with a sigh of relief. He looked at Su Dong and raised his eyebrows.

"Aren't you curious why I'm telling you this?"

Su Dong nodded, "A little bit!

Wang Ze sat down cross-legged, looked at the sky in the distance, and said with some sigh:

"Just four hours ago, at the Eagle Sauce Black Palace press conference, the spokesperson answered some questions about f22.

"They hope that our country, in the spirit of international friendship, as a responsible big country, can take on the responsibility of a big country and return the wreckage of the F22 to them.

"Bullshit!" Su Dong sneered and said.

"It's really nonsense." Wang Ze laughed and continued: "But do you know what Yingjiang would have done if this happened twenty years ago?"

"It will force the aircraft carrier fleet into the coastal straits, it will contact the Japanese country, it will contact the European John Bull, the French and Prussia, and the Maple Leaf Country Kangaroo Country, etc. to implement an economic blockade against us, and it will accuse us internationally, from political, economic and military matters. Three aspects, threaten us, let us return the f22 wreckage to them, instead of just laying the air gun as it is now.35

"Just half an hour ago, our country also responded to this matter, do you know how it responded?

"The foreign affairs department said that the wreckage of the five f22s that Ying-chan has crashed has been found, and there is no possibility of the f22 wreckage being leaked. I hope Ying-chan will investigate further."

"As for the part of the aircraft caught yesterday afternoon, the foreign affairs department said that it is under inspection. If nothing else, the inspection will take a long time to fully understand the various high-tech parts of the f22."5

Su Dong laughed dumbly, the diplomatic rhetoric of the foreign affairs department has always been like this, no matter how things are done, but the words must be very nice.

But it's true.

You said it yourself, the remains of the five F22 fighter jets that you fell down have all been recovered.

Since it has been taken back, how can others get it?

Isn't this bullshit?!

Such a powerful country has begun to touch porcelain now?!

"By the way, the attitudes of countries around the world are also very subtle. Among the more than 20 countries that have responded, except for the condemnation of John Bull of the Kangaroo Country, other countries have expressed concern, which was unthinkable in the past. , must be a one-sided condemnation. 35 Wang Ze continued.

Su Dong nodded, "Let's build ships, the more ships are built, the better what other countries can say.

He suddenly remembered a joke about Napoleon in his previous life.

"Monsters from Corsica have landed in Puerto Ruan"

"The Unspeakable Cannibal King is Approaching Glass"

'The despicable kleptocrats enter Grenoble'

"Napoleon Bonaparte takes Lyon"

"General Napoleon Approaching Fontainebleau"

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"His Majesty the Supreme Emperor arrives today in his faithful capital".

Sure enough, history has been repeating itself, good words will not usher in reverence, guns and cannons are the truth.

Which part of the Dragon Kingdom belongs to now?

Fourth sentence or fifth sentence?

But in the end, there is still a little distance from the four words of supreme.

After chatting with Su Dong for a while, Wang Ze got up and left in a hurry.

He is the captain, and many things on the coast guard ship have to be watched by him. It is not easy to chat with Su Dong for so many minutes in the early morning.

After listening to Wang Ze's words, Su Dong was nothing, and Cai Kun next to him was excited.

"Damn it! Brother, I'm so excited!! I just listened to it, but I didn't expect it to make me excited?! When will our Dragon Kingdom be able to restore the glory of the Han and Tang Dynasties?!"

Su Dong glanced at him sideways and said angrily:

".|| How early?! It's not very likely in the last ten years. If you want to be excited, you can swim in the sea for a while, and the ice-cold sea water can completely calm down."

Immediately, Cai Kun was gone, he smiled embarrassingly,

"Forget it, there are so many sharks in the sea, brother and I don't have the ability to skate sharks, so let's go into the water."

He didn't know whether the sea was cool or not, but if he went down, he would most likely get cold.

After chatting, time passed quickly, and after a short rest, it was not until 8:45 that Cai Kun turned on the camera belatedly.

Immediately, millions of users flocked to it.

"Come here !!! Woohoo, the last day, I will miss you !!!"

"Hahahaha!! I'm dying of laughter, Ying Sauce's spokesperson for the Black Palace, if you found out, you can't explain what he said, how did you become the spokesperson of the Black Palace?!

"Nima, our diplomatic rhetoric makes sense! You said that all the remains of f22 were salvaged ashore?! How could they be caught?! What Brother Dongzi caught must be fake!! 35

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's the last day, and I don't know what Brother Dongzi will be able to catch. Hehehe, it would be great if he could catch Yingchan's nuclear-powered aircraft carrier."

"...No, no, this is impossible. A nuclear-powered aircraft carrier weighs nearly 100,000 tons. This is not something that can be caught by manpower, but if it is an aircraft carrier during World War II, there is a chance."

'The aircraft carrier during World War II was also called an aircraft carrier?! A few small wooden boards are placed on top of each other, and this thing is not worth it. Even if it is caught, it is of little research value.

'Dongzi brother!!! You! Yes! Me! God!!!"

"Hahahaha, anchor anchor, you are completely popular now, someone on the Internet has posted a video of you fishing and catching something on YouTube and tiktok. In one night, the number of viewers has exceeded one million?!!

"Hey hey, I have insider information. The "Professional Experience Officer" program group has already been linked with several external networks, and is preparing to connect this program to the external network. Nima, this program group has made a lot of money for advertising. Ya! 35

"Hahaha, I also have insider information. Didn't the Coast Guard Office issue a Class A warning last night? Then at the Coast Guard Base, more than 80 people who were going to take pictures of Brother Dongzi were all brought to the bureau. Several spies were really interrogated, and I heard that they have been handed over to Guoan (Wang Hao)."5

"Fuck?! How dare those spies?! Dare to go at such a time?!

"Hahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! These self-media really deserved it. They even dared to go near the Coast Guard base for traffic. After going so many times, they deserved to be caught. a few days."

"By the way, what happened to the hacker on the extranet?! Did the FBI find out? He was able to cut photos of Hu from the database of military satellites. This is not an ordinary ruthless man!

"I don't know what the situation is, and it is most likely that the military has infighted and released it myself.

"It's possible, I think it's a battle between the donkey party and the elephant party, and there is a high probability that the opposition party is like a smoke bomb released by the party.

"Then I don't know. Now Yingjiang is in a lot of internal turmoil. The military, the Congress, and the Black Palace are taking turns to blame, and it is also involving the previous presidents of Yingjiang. It is very lively."

Su Dong didn't know about the barrage in the live broadcast room.

At this moment, he was waving his fishing rod and looking at the blue sea, he couldn't help but hesitate.

The results of the divination in the morning were imprinted in my mind again.

Nima.

Today, the great murderer of fortune-telling eats the banquet, won't he really let him eat the banquet?!

He is the owner of the dog system after all, and the life and death roulette shows that he won't die. He should, maybe, probably, won't catch anything deadly?!

Although he tested it with the roulette wheel of life and death, Su Dong was still a little hesitant when it came to the matter.

It is human nature to have regrets at the end of death.

Finally, Su Dong gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.

Throw the rod, line into the sea!

Day 7 fishing begins!

(ps: Regarding the plot of the nuclear bomb, don’t worry, this has been thought out a few days ago and will not disappoint everyone.

The nuclear bomb will not be caught so quickly. It just started on the seventh day, and it is definitely necessary to write a few small plots to transition. The nuclear bomb is a climax, and it is impossible to write so quickly. The nuclear bomb is caught in the morning and cannot be written later.

I have been thinking about how to write after the nuclear bomb for the past two days. I feel that no matter what I write, I will lose my subscription and my brain hurts.

Finally, I would like to thank you for the reward. One hundred yuan is indeed a waste. )male.