Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

As the fishing line and hook floated into the sea, for a while, the entire deck quickly became quiet.

Cai Kun looked at Su Dong in surprise, hesitated several times, and then couldn't help but ask:

"Brother, your state seems a little wrong, why do I always feel that you are a little nervous? 99

Su Dong's mouth twitched.

nonsense!

Can you be nervous!

Grandma Te's?!

It's time to eat, how can you not be nervous?!

He thought for a while, and suddenly asked:

"You say, if I catch another bomb today, like it was yesterday, what are we going to do?

Immediately, Cai Kun's face turned green,

"Brother, don't scare me, I'm still young, I don't even have a girlfriend, and I don't want to die yet."

Su Dong sighed, yes, you don't want to die, and I don't want to die either.

Looking at Su Dong's expression, Cai Kun seemed to understand something, and asked with a strange expression:

"Brother, you won't have a shadow on the bomb you caught yesterday, will you?"

"Brother, you can relax, bombs are so easy to catch, the ocean is so big, and there are very few bombs. Besides, bombs have been soaked in sea water for so long, basically 99% of them are broken, even if they are caught. There is also a high probability that it is a dud, and that one yesterday was an accident." 5

He never imagined that he would have the day to enlighten this big brother.

Su Dong blinked and was about to say something when the fishing rod suddenly tightened.

"Huh?! Big brother! Something is hooked! The fish is hooked!!" Cai Kun's eyes were sharp, and he said a little excitedly when he saw the bending of the fishing rod.

In normal times, Su Dong would have been so excited for a long time.

But today was a bit special. The result of the divination at the banquet brought him too much pressure.

This made him hesitate for a while.

Nima?!

What if the bomb is actually caught?!

"Brother, please pull it! If it were a fish, how bad would it be to run away?!""

When Cai Kun saw it, he immediately said:

"Besides, brother, you see that the deck is now seven or eight meters away from the water. If you catch a bomb, don't you just throw it down?!

"And you see, the hull of the ship is arc-shaped, even if the bomb explodes below, it is seven or eight meters away from us, and there is a hull blocking it. The bomb that was decades ago can paint the outer body of the hull. Even if he breaks it, he is great."

In the live broadcast room, a group of people who were watching the live broadcast were also stunned.

"I'm going, what's the situation today, brother mover??! Feeling out of shape?

"Are you really frightened by yesterday's bomb? That shouldn't be right. If you want to be frightened, you should be frightened when you catch a bomb yesterday. Why is it today? Can this thing still be delayed?!?

"Uh, I heard that those who have been on the battlefield will suffer from post-war sequelae because they are often bombed by bullets and bombs. Could it be that Brother Dongzi also suffers from it?!

"It shouldn't be. The post-war sequelae reaction is not like this. Su Dong's reaction is more like a psychological disorder 630, that is, he is very resistant to pulling the fishing line up."

"Uh, why, shouldn't it, when I caught the f22 wing yesterday afternoon, I didn't look like this. What happened in one night?"

"I don't know, I'm also a little confused, sigh, forget it, give the anchor a million dollar reward.

"Is it because Yingjiang is putting pressure on him? I saw many Yingjiang netizens on the Internet saying they want to kill the anchor..."

"Upstairs, the netizens all over the world are a family, and they are all famous keyboard warriors. They are the first to say hi, and they just shout and let them come, and they will be arrested at the airport."

"Hey hey, kill Brother Dongzi? I really think this is Yingjiang domestic?! Without guns, why would these people kill Brother Dongzi? You know that Brother Dongzi is the one who kicks sharks away!

"To be honest, I really want to see if anyone comes to trouble Brother Dongzi. A shark can be kicked away with a single kick, and if it is replaced by a human body, if it hits Brother Dongzi, wouldn't it be directly kicked to pieces?!" 9

"Uh, if Brother Dongzi wants to worry about Yingjiang, it's totally unnecessary, with Brother Dongzi's contribution, the country will definitely protect Brother Dongzi's safety.

"Huh? Watching the live broadcast, Brother Dongzi has started to reel in the line, and I don't know what I can catch this time. I'm a little bit looking forward to it.

"What to expect? It can't be a fish anyway (manual dog head)"

on the deck.

Su Dong was thoughtful.

It seems to be the case.

With the power of the bomb from decades ago, how could it penetrate the hull of the current technology, and it is seven or eight meters away! If he really wants to catch something, he will throw it back into the water.

Figured this out, Su Dong began to slowly recycle the fishing line.

While collecting the fishing line, he looked nervously at the water surface.

He's ready, and if something dangerous comes out of the water, he'll throw the pole right away!

However, Su Dong's face slowly changed when he was taking in the fishing line.

Because... the end of the fishing line felt strange to him.

"Fuck?!"

"what's going on?!

"Why do you feel like the other end of the line is struggling?!"

"What's the situation?! It feels quite light, about three hundred pounds.

"Fuck?! Should I not catch the fish?!"

Immediately, Su Dong got excited, and immediately forgot the bombs and the like, and his arms were holding the fishing line like an invincible hot wheel.

Cai Kun's eyelids keep beating next to him,

"Brother, slow down, slow down!! Why are you doing so fast all of a sudden?! Aren't you afraid of catching a bomb again?!"

"Hammer bomb?! This time I caught a fish!! Hahaha!! Will a dead thing like a bomb give me a pull?! This feels like I caught a fish!! Hahahahaha!!! Let you guys Laugh at me for not being able to catch fish and watch how I slap you in the face for a while!!

Su Dong was ecstatic, and while catching fish, he smiled, and Cai Kun was speechless when he saw it.

Good guy, big brother, your reaction has become too fast?!

After dozens of seconds, the fishing line became shallower and shallower. Cai Kun was stunned when he saw it.

shit!

This big brother actually caught a fish?!

The waves splashed on the water, and a black thing was biting on a fishing line and flapping its wings on the water.

He pointed the camera at the sea, and immediately, everyone in the live broadcast room was boiling.

"Fuck!! Brother Dongzi actually caught a fish!! Ye Qing is back!!"

"Nima!! All stand up! Pour a cappuccino for Brother Dongzi!! Brother Dongzi caught a fish!!

"This shouldn't be celebrated?! I decided to go out for a barbecue tonight in order to celebrate Brother Dongzi's catching a fish!!"

"Uh, wait a minute, have you noticed... this fish that Brother Dongzi caught... is a bit similar to the great white shark that landed ashore two days ago?

"Damn it! I didn't even pay attention if you didn't say it?! I really want it! It's just a little small, two-thirds smaller than yesterday's.

"Hahahahaha!!! I'm dying of laughter, Brother Dongzi is really a talent, if you don't catch it, you can catch a shark immediately. What's the matter, did this group of great white sharks have a grudge against Brother Dongzi in a previous life? ?!""

"Shark: Is that my uncle you bullied yesterday?! See how I teach you a lesson today!!

On the deck, Cai Kun Su Dong naturally also saw this scene.

The two were also silent for a while. Su Dong didn't even take the fishing line.

After a long time, Cai Kun said with a bit of pain:

"Brother, did these great white sharks sin against you in the past life?! Otherwise, why did you catch them?! 35

Su Dong has a dark face,

"How do I know if this group of great white sharks are sick, I didn't use earthworms this time, I used a little bread crumbs for breakfast, this horse can also catch sharks?!

"When did sharks stop eating meat and switch to vegetarianism?! Just a little bread crumbs, feeding cats, cats are too little, this shark's brain pumped and bit this?!

He also took the bait, and finally a fish was hooked. He thought he had caught a serious fish, and he was about to show off with a big smile, but it turned out that he was meowing a shark again!!

Or the familiar Great White Shark!

Nima!

The last shark ate earthworms, and you bit the crumbs again. Are shark recipes so outrageous these days?!

Speechless, speechless, but since I caught it, I can't just hang it in the air.

With a flick of the fishing rod, the juvenile body of the great white shark, which was nearly two meters long, was 300 jin and was thrown onto the deck.

The skin and bones of great white sharks are very hard, so last time Su Dong dared to kick so unscrupulously.

But no matter how hard the skin and bones of the great white shark are, it is not as hard as the special steel of f22.

The f22 wreck can make holes everywhere on the deck of the coast guard ship, which does not mean that the great white shark can.

On the contrary, when Su Dong swung it, nothing happened to the deck, but the great white shark screamed in pain, waving its tail and trying to return to the sea.

On the deck, the few coast guards who were dealing with the hole were dumbfounded.

shit!

I just made up the gap, why did I look up and the great white shark suddenly appeared beside me?!

Is it so dangerous to fill a hole now?!

Immediately, someone ran to report on Wang Ze.

Hearing this news, Wang Ze's eyelids jumped.

Depend on!

He knew that Su Dong was unreliable!

I caught so many things yesterday, it makes no sense that I can't catch anything today!

Fortunately, he was quick-witted, he just temporarily found a few boards to fill up the gap in the deck, but did not really repair it.

(bjfa) When he came to the deck, Wang Ze looked at the shark who was flapping his wings, and then at Su Dong, who seemed to be indifferent, and couldn't help asking:

"You just go fishing, can you keep a low profile?! Can you catch some normal fish?! What are you doing with sharks?!

The corners of Su Dong's mouth twitched fiercely, and he also said with some melancholy:

"this is an accident!""

Wang Ze rolled his eyes, "It's alright, I hope you will have fewer accidents next time you go fishing.

"Now quickly dispose of this thing and throw it away, the national second-class protected animal, if something goes wrong, there will be hello fruit to eat.

Su Dong scratched his head, responded with a sound, then lowered his head and slapped the head of the great white shark.

"Snapped!

Immediately, the great white shark fainted, and its tail stopped twitching.

Cai Kun:

Wang Ze:

Coast Guard watching a theater nearby:

People in the live room:

Wang Ze was speechless.

good guy.

I told you to handle it and throw it away, how do you handle it?!

"That's how you deal with sharks?" Wang Ze asked silently.

Su Dong blinked, "Why not? I have to take off the hook first. If I don't fan the hook first, what if it bites me when I take the hook?"

He had suffered a loss the day before yesterday, and was almost kissed by a great white shark that day. Of course, he must take precautions today.

Although this shark is much smaller than that one, it should still be a minor, but no matter how minor it is, this shark is also a well-known great white shark, a full two meters long!

It's definitely not good to be kissed by it.

Under the amazed and speechless eyes of everyone, Su Dong lowered his head and prepared to take off the hook.

"what?!

Opening the shark's mouth, Su Dong was startled.

"what is this?!

In the mouth of the shark, a thirty centimeter long, cylindrical object the size of a fist with a diameter of 30 centimeters was trapped by yellow waterproof glue and was tightly bitten by the shark.

In the corner of the column, a fish hook was tightly hooking the item.

How does this shape, this waterproof tape, feel a little familiar?

Su Dong's words immediately attracted the attention of Cai Kun and Wang Ze.

Immediately, one of the two carried the camera and the other with a telescope, lowered their heads and leaned over quietly.

"Huh?! This thing looks familiar?!"

"Hey... Isn't this the sea water probe?! Su Dong, why did you fish the sea water probe again? Oh? It's still in English? Well, well done."

Su Dong scratched his head, trying to pull out the cylindrical object, but the shark bit too hard, it wasn't that he couldn't pull it out, the problem was that if he tried too hard, either the shark's teeth would not be protected, or the object would be shattered.

He thought about it, slapped the shark's mouth twice, and then grabbed the item and slammed it.

This time something came out.

Everyone who saw this operation was dumbfounded.

I went, everyone fainted, and you gave them a slap?!

"Is it really a sea water probe?! This is too outrageous, isn't it?!

For a while, Su Dong was also stunned.

##!

I thought it was a bomb, but it turned out to be a fish halfway through.

I thought it was a serious fish, but I thought my luck broke out today, only to find out that it was a shark when I came out of the water.

He thought he had caught a shark, but he wondered when the sharks would start eating bread.

As a result, he caught the shark and opened the mouth of the shark, only to find out that what he had caught was a sea water probe again!

It's just that this shark doesn't know what's wrong. There are so many fish in the sea that don't bite, but it has to bite such a hard thing.

shit!

You are a shark, don't bite the fish, what are you doing with this sea water detector?!

No wonder he didn't feel any pull on the line at first, but didn't feel the pull until halfway through the line.

Feelings, he was the sea water probe he caught from the beginning, but the great white shark was bored in the middle, and the sea water probe happened to pass in front of him, and he took a bite.

shit!

Are the great white sharks so stupid now?!

Cai Kun and Wang Ze were also stunned.

After pondering for a while, Cai Kun asked tentatively:

"Brother, are you a sea water probe for fishing, or a great white shark?! 35

Su Dong, fell silent.

Normally, what he caught was a sea water probe, after all, the hook was hooked on this thing.

But, the great white shark did come ashore again, hissing

For a while, Su Dong was around, and I couldn't help but feel a little messy.

Forget it, what's the difference, anyway, he has caught both of these things.

Wang Ze took over the seawater detector and checked it carefully.

"Well... well preserved, I don't know which country it is from, go back and give it to the research department to study it."

As for the people in the live broadcast room, they were also confused.

"I'll go! I thought that Brother Dongzi would catch sharks, and I also thought that Brother Dongzi would catch sea water probes, but I never imagined that Brother Dongzi would catch these two in this way. Catch the goods together!! 55

"Fuck hahahahaha! I'm stupid!! Brother Dong is awesome! This kind of thing that happens once in a century can be encountered by Brother Zi, isn't it a coincidence?!"

"Nima, Brother Dongzi's fishing skills amazed me. At first, I really thought Brother Dongzi was catching serious fish, but it turns out that I shouldn't have any expectations!!

"Tsk tsk, awesome, what's this great white shark thinking?! What is the good biting seawater detector doing? I can't think so much?

"Who knows, maybe this great white shark was just swaying beside when Brother Mover was closing the line, and when he saw that this thing would move, he subconsciously took a bite, and then he liked to swim on land.

"I laughed so hard, whenever I thought Brother Mozi wasn't alive, he could give me a new job, it's so awesome, it makes me look stupid.

"Shark: I just bite something, how could I be dragged ashore and stunned?! 99

"It is estimated that this great white shark will have a shadow in the future, and I will run away when I see Brother Movezi. 99

"Cough, though, but the great white shark is a fish, it has no legs."

on the deck.

After taking out the seawater probe, Wang Ze pointed to the great white shark and said:

"Okay, get this thing down quickly, you shouldn't fan it to death, right?"

Su Dong rolled his eyes, "I'm not stupid, the national second-class protected animal, why am I fanning him to death?! 35

After all, he lowered his body and slapped again.

Immediately, the great white shark rose to life, its tail swayed, and its eyes were fixed on Su Dong, as if to know who had slapped it just now.