Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

Beijing.

Because of Yingjiang's news, the capital is also in chaos at this moment.

"What the hell?! Ying-chan didn't tell me this news! I have to wait until it's almost salvaged now!"

"Humph! You still have to think about it! It must have been intentional! This kind of thing can only disgust people, and it has no other impact.

"Calm down, after all, we only salvaged each other's f22, and now the other party is much more uncomfortable than us.

"Hey, hey, it's like this. I really can't think of it. The Air Force has been thinking about the f22 for 30 years, and it will be found by us in this form."

"The f22 matter will be discussed later. The most important thing now is to find the other two nuclear bombs. The nuclear bomb is very important, and Eagle sauce will not deceive us in this regard."

"Although the nuclear submarine exploded and disappeared on the east coast of the Pacific Ocean, it has now been found in our southern waters, and the remaining two nuclear bombs are most likely still in the southern waters. 99

"No matter what, we still have to look for it in the southern waters. Let the Naval Base of Nanyue Military Region bring some more instruments and see if we can find it."

"I'm afraid it's a little difficult. The deep sea area is really hard to find. Even if there is equipment, you can't find it. Otherwise, so many nuclear bombs have been lost in the world, and they would have been salvaged long ago."

"It's true, but in any case, I still have to try it, in case I find it."

"By the way, this nuclear submarine still has two nuclear bombs. How did you find it? Can you reproduce it?"

"...Cough, you may not believe it when you say it. This nuclear submarine, and the nuclear bomb, were caught by someone."

"What? Can you catch that thing by fishing?! 35

"Hahahaha, it seems that you haven't paid attention to it. This young man is quite amazing. Yesterday's f22 stealth fighter, the day before yesterday's imperial jade seal, and the two previous Kyushu cauldrons, you know these?"

"Of course I do, um...you mean, he caught all these things?!"

"That's right! This young man's name is Su Dong! It's an amazing young man. He fished for seven days, but he didn't catch a single fish, but he caught f22, Chuanguo Yuxi and Kyushu Ding. By the way, he also caught a bunch of them. Bronze cannons from the Southern Song Dynasty, and dozens of howitzers from World War II."5

"It's like this, to be honest, I don't know how to reward him for making such a big contribution, finding two of the most important national treasures of Chinese civilization, and catching Yingjiang's f22.

"Hahaha, you forgot the most important thing, the nuclear bomb. Yesterday afternoon, it was when he was fishing that he found that he couldn't pull it up, and only when he went into the water did he find that it was a nuclear bomb.

"Uh, I have an immature idea. Since this is the case, Su Dong is so amazing, why not let 637 try it today, in case he fishes and finds another two nuclear bombs today?"

Suddenly, the old man in the whole room was taken aback.

Several people looked at each other, pondered for a while and nodded slowly,

"Don't say it, you can really try it. This kid is quite amazing, maybe he can really catch it."

"Indeed, taking 10,000 steps back, even if you can't catch it, it's not a loss, anyway, it costs zero. 35

"Then let him give it a try and be kind. After all, it's nuclear bomb fishing, not fishing. I'm afraid some normal people can't accept it."

"Hahaha, he is not an ordinary person, he only caught a nuclear bomb yesterday.

at noon.

Su Dong ended the morning of being the king, and swayed out of the cafeteria to prepare for lunch.

In one morning, I only got twelve stars, and the road to stardom is really long.

When they came to the deck, Cai Kun was still fishing, Su Dong couldn't help but greeted:

"How was the harvest this morning?

Cai Kun turned around and said angrily, "It's not very good, I don't know what's going on, I just can't catch fish today.

Su Dong stepped forward curiously and looked at it, and immediately became happy,

"Who said, don't you have a lot of things in this bucket? Look, two crabs, one squid, three small shrimps, eh? There are actually two small conch shells, how did you catch this?! "

Su Dong was a little surprised, the little conch doesn't have a mouth, so it can bite a fish hook?

Hearing this, the corners of Cai Kun's mouth twitched slightly, "When I caught the crab... I came along, and the crab was about to eat the conch."

Su Dong: 66.........9

Hiss...how is this operation a bit familiar?!

"Okay, okay, don't fish, it's twelve o'clock, hurry up and have lunch." He urged.

"It's already twelve o'clock?! It's so fast." Cai Kun rubbed his stomach, nodded and left with Su Dong,

"Humph! I must catch big fish and big lobsters this afternoon!"

Su Dong couldn't help grinning.

The young man is very ideal, but it is a little difficult to achieve.

In the cafeteria, the two were eating when suddenly Wang Ze walked over with an ugly face.

"One good news, one bad news, which one are you going to hear first?"

Immediately, Su Dong's eyelids twitched.

+!

Such a familiar word!

Generally speaking, it means that there is absolutely no good thing to hear.

He took a sip of water and said cautiously:

"Can I... not listen?

Wang Ze was silent.

After a while, he said darkly and strangely, "I'm afraid not."

It was the first time he had heard this answer.

"hiss………

Su Dong sucked in a breath, and the ominous foreboding became stronger.

"Then... can I just listen to the good one?"

Wang Ze was silent again.

It was the first time he heard this answer.

shit!

This kid is a bit skinny!

Wang Ze was also too lazy to talk to Su Dong, and said directly:

"The good news first, the nuclear submarine you discovered yesterday, including the nuclear warhead, was salvaged by the warship just an hour ago.

Su Dong scratched his head, "It's really good news, since it's been salvaged, take it for research, or just destroy it, what's the bad news? Don't tell me, the two nuclear bombs have leaked. 39

Wang Ze smiled bitterly, "It's okay to say it was leaked, but it's not the two nuclear bombs, it's the other two nuclear bombs.

Su Dong: "???"

He was dumbfounded.

shit!

What does it mean?!

Why didn't he understand?!

Wang Ze pondered the language and explained:

"It's the nuclear submarine you caught. There are actually four nuclear warheads in total, but we found only two, and the remaining two are missing."

"But because the nuclear submarine was found in the southern waters, there is a high probability that the nuclear warhead is also nearby.

shit!!!

After hearing that, Su Dong was even more confused.

It's just that I was stunned just now, but now, I am shocked.

damn it!

Crazy?!

There are still two nuclear bombs missing!!

Oh shit!

The world is so crazy!

A nuclear submarine in the district, or a relatively small nuclear submarine, you put four nuclear warheads?!

Are you fucking sick?!

But after thinking about it, a polar bear nuclear submarine with more than 30 nuclear warheads is even more crazy.

#!

These two, an eagle and a bear, are all sick!

What are you doing with so many nuclear bombs?!

After sighing that the rivers and lakes are dangerous and it is not easy to live, Su Dong asked in surprise:

"So what are you going to say? Are you thinking of letting me deal with those two nuclear bombs?"

Wang Ze coughed and said, "In fact, nuclear bombs are difficult to find, especially in the vast ocean, even with various instruments, they cannot be found, so this has led to the fact that most of the lost nuclear bombs in the world cannot be recovered.

Su Dong blinked and asked a little inwardly:

"Um... so what are you going to say?"

Wang Ze continued: "Look, you just caught a nuclear bomb while fishing yesterday. You are the only person who has developed a nuclear bomb in the past 20 years, and you have also caught things like f22, Chuan Guoyuxi and Jiuzhou tripod before. ""

"So you want me to continue fishing today, and then catch the nuclear bomb?! Su Dong interrupted Wang Ze's words and asked with a dark face.

Wang Ze nodded, with an expression like you finally understood.

FUCK!!

He finally knew what was going on at the feast tonight when the system gave him divination today!

No wonder he didn't have a job today, didn't need to fish, and it turned out to be fierce!

He meows!

Emotional problems are here!

shit!

no!

Killing and not fishing!

Nima!

This is a big evil!

What if there is a problem with that nuke?!

What's more, the flag he only set up this morning can't be broken this afternoon?!

The most outrageous thing is that you don't need any serious equipment, and there are so many experts and professors, why are you looking for me as a fisherman?!

I just went fishing, what do I know about nuclear bombs?!

For a while, Su Dong's face turned green.

Beside him, Cai Kun was already stunned when he heard it, and he didn't even feel the chopsticks in his hand dropped.

What the fuck?!

(bjfa) What did he hear?!

There are still two nuclear bombs around him that I haven't found yet?!

Nima?!

Cai Kun people are stupid.

He is just a photographer, and his monthly salary is over 10,000 yuan. How could he be so frightened?!

opposite.

Wang Ze rubbed his head, and he knew that it was not so easy to persuade this kid to catch a nuclear bomb.

With a sigh, Wang Ze began to persuade him.

The task of the superior makes him a little more euphemistic, but the words like fishing for nuclear bombs are very scary no matter how euphemistic they are!

This can be euphemistic shit!!!

Just when Wang Ze was trying to persuade Su Dong, another picture went viral on Twitter.

It was posted by a familiar hacker, and it was immediately cancelled after posting, which is similar to yesterday's f22 photo.

The photos are very simple, only a few short ones

It was the situation of the Longguo ship salvaging the nuclear submarine, and these photos were selected very chicken thieves, and there was not a photo on the side with the name of the nuclear submarine.

The accompanying text is: [Longguo salvages a nuclear submarine that sank in the southern waters. There are two nuclear bombs in the nuclear submarine. 】

The content is all true, it just seems to be missing a very important content.

That is, the true identity of this nuclear submarine.

This is a nuclear submarine that Hawk sauce missed!!

Such an important thing, the accompanying text did not say.

It's outrageous, I don't know what happened, this picture and text quickly topped the hot one under the impetus of a caring person, and spread on the Internet,

"Watfark?! Dragon Kingdom is salvaging a nuclear submarine?!!

"Omg, there's a nuclear bomb in it!!!

"Hey... It seems that the ones salvaged in the southern waters are likely to be the nuclear submarines of the Long Kingdom, tsk tsk, are the nuclear submarines of the Long Kingdom so weak?!

"If you want me to say, Long Guo destroyed the nuclear submarine. It's so bad anyway. If the nuclear bomb is lost, how much trouble will it cause everyone?!""

"Indeed! This nuclear submarine looks very old just from the photos. It's just like our submarine more than half a century ago. I really didn't expect that the submarine used by the Dragon Kingdom is similar to the one we used 50 years ago. It looks like the Dragon Kingdom. Not as powerful as expected.

"Uh...a bit strange, why are there only one side of these nuclear submarine photos?! What about the other side??!"

"I'm also curious, how come there is no other side?! Is the space satellite not photographing it?!

"Nima, what's the situation with this hacker today, a hacker appeared yesterday, and another hacker appeared today, as if it had been negotiated, when did the military Internet system become so weak?! 55

"Cough, is it possible that the hackers are from the military?!"

"I buy Karma! This nuclear bomb was caught by the famous fishing guy in Long Country, right?! 99

This news spread to the intranet, and immediately caused an uproar on the Internet.

"I'm going!!! Could it be that this is what Brother Dongzi caught yesterday?!! No wonder his face is so ugly. 35

"Hey...it's a nuclear bomb!! It's really scary!! I didn't expect it to crash in the southern waters.

"The case is solved!! The case is solved today!! Finally I know what Brother Dongzi caught yesterday, the feeling is that he caught the nuclear bomb!!

"I'm going! It's no wonder that Brother Dongzi asked the photographer to turn off the camera yesterday with a livid face. His feelings were caught by this."

"Uh, there is actually a question, is this our Navy nuclear submarine? Eagle sauce is very bad, don't be fooled by Eagle sauce."

"It should be ours, right? After all, it is in the southern waters, and other countries' military weapons and facilities should not be able to enter."

"This is not necessarily... You forgot, how did Brother Dongzi catch Yingjiang's f22 yesterday?! The f22 didn't crash in the southern waters, but it was still caught by Brother Tong, in case the nuclear submarine did the same thing. what about?"

"Hey... that makes sense!!! Don't say, with Ying-chan's bad intentions, you really can do such a thing.

"It's very strange. I also deliberately rummaged through our country's nuclear submarine sinking records, and none of them match this one. Our country has silent submarines, but there is no sunken nuclear submarine, unless the country has kept it a secret, Otherwise, this nuclear submarine should not be ours.

"Wait for the official news, it's useless for us to guess here."

Soon, 20 minutes later, the official media led by the Flower Club explained.

First, the front view of the nuclear submarine was released, especially the close-up of the submarine name, and the close-up of the torpedo, and then he said:

[Two hours ago, the nuclear submarine and the nuclear bomb in the body that was wrecked by the explosion in 1968 were salvaged, and the two nuclear bombs will be sent to the nuclear test site for harmless treatment. 】

As soon as the news came out, everyone jumped up.

"Damn it! I knew it!! It's Ying-chan doing the trick again!! It's clearly Ying-chan's nuclear submarine and nuclear bomb, but in turn framing us, it's shameless!!

"Nima!! I know about this nuclear submarine, and I have deliberately searched for information. Didn't this explode on the east coast of the Pacific Ocean? How did it cross half of the ocean and come to the southern waters??!"

"Ghost knows, maybe it was blown over by the undercurrent of the sea."

"Damn it, this is clearly the nuclear submarine nuclear bomb of Eagle sauce, but we have to deal with it! Eagle sauce is so shameless!!

"Humph! Eagle sauce knows that secretly rubbing and rubbing these little tricks that can't be on the table is disgusting.

"This is not a small trick, it is to make other people preconceived that this nuclear submarine was sunk by the Dragon Kingdom, and the nuclear bomb was also owned by the Dragon Kingdom. If there is a mistake, look for the Dragon Kingdom, don't look for him, people's subconscious will be more convinced that the first time enters the mind idea, even if the idea is wrong.”

"It's like this, once we let us take the blame, who cares about the explanation behind it? What's more, our country's publicity on the Internet is weak.

"Damn, Ying-chan is so sinister!! 35

on the deck.

After more than half an hour of persuasion, Su Dong finally reluctantly picked up the fishing rod again and waved like the ocean again.

Looking at the calm sea, Cai Kun scratched his head and asked:

"Brother, do you think we can catch a nuclear bomb today?"

"Yes!" Su Dong's mouth twitched.

Cai Kun was taken aback, "Brother, are you so sure?"

Su Dong looked at the sky faintly and said nothing.

nonsense!

If you can't catch a nuclear bomb, can today's divination be such a big murderer?!

Having said that, this time the country asked him to fish for a nuclear bomb.

Is he fishing for nuclear bombs on purpose?

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