Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?
Chapter 129: Su Dong: We are going to wipe out all the spy equipment in the southern waters!
Just when there was a lot of discussion on the intranet, the extranet was also very lively.
"I buy it!! Twitter, Facebook and YouTube are so powerful?? They also took over the live broadcast??"
"Hahahahaha!! Fake! I'm on God, I finally don't need to enter the app of the Dragon Country to watch the live broadcast!! What's so special, the square characters look exactly the same, I've lost all my hair! !
"Big deal! Last week, I thought about whether the popularity of Su Dong was so high, and whether Internet giants like Facebook would be able to access it, but I didn't expect it to be connected to the live broadcast this week, but it's so fast!
"Fortunately, there are three platforms. I don't need to go to Twitter, just watch it on youtube."
"Hahahahaha!! Isn't this the fishing guy from last week?! I caught a fish and caught both the f22 and the nuclear bomb. I'm looking forward to what he can catch tomorrow?! 35
"Damn it! Didn't he catch all our country's stealth fighters? What's the matter, such a person who harms our country's interests can also broadcast live in our country?! 35
‘Humph! Internet giants! I know everything! For money, for traffic, anything can be sold, what is a mere f22?! Anyway, it’s not his. "5
"That's the merchant! They'll even sell the ropes on which they hang themselves for the money."
"Su Dong! I don't understand why you like him so much? You must know that he stole the interests of our country!"
"Hahahahaha, why don't I like him, I'm not from Yingjiang, what does he have to do with me when he catches f22? Anyway, f22 is not ours, he can catch f22, but I am very happy, rude Eagle sauce man! Extremely proud and deserves it!
"That's right! I'm not from the Yingjiang country, why don't I like him? I'm happy to see you all shriveled. Do you have any points in your heart for how many tyrannical things you guys have done in Bluestar?!
"That is, as a Yingjiang person, how unpopular you are in Blue Star, and you don't have a clue in your heart?! The entire Blue Star, except for Yingjiang, and Yingjiang's son John Bull, people from other countries are basically gloating. Even people from Japan and Kimchi, don't you know how to reflect on yourself?!
"Hmph, if they could reflect on themselves, they wouldn't be hawks. They provoked wars all over the world, and countless people were displaced, and their media would only open their eyes and talk nonsense."
Coast Guard ship.
After playing two more games, it was almost ten o'clock, Su Dong and the two went to sleep playing Hache.
Six o'clock the next morning.
Su Dong opened his eyes.
Because of the fate of starting work, the biological clock began to return.
[Ding, daily sign-in is successful, sign-in rewards: Constitution+10, Perception+10, Defense+10, Strength+10, Agility+10, Intelligence+10, Endurance+10. 】
[Ding, the daily lottery is successful, the prize: passive skill: respect the teacher (seven-day experience card)]
[Ding, the daily divination is successful, the divination result: "Go to the sign, good luck, eat chicken tonight."]
Su Dong rubbed his sleepy eyes and walked directly to the bathroom.
After washing his face, brushing his teeth, and washing his hair, he returned to the dormitory, opened the system panel, and checked today's news.
The first one, the daily check-in reward, nothing special, the tenth attribute point reward on the tenth day is still those seven attributes.
With just a glance, Su Dong crossed over this message and looked at the second one.
what?!
The lottery was successful?!
Passive Skill: Respect for Teachers?!
What is this?
Why is it still a seven-day experience card?!
Holy crap! It doesn't matter if he has a skin experience card to play King, how come he also has a system that he carries with him?!
It's just a passive skill, and it's not so important. Can't you give it a permanent skill? It's actually a seven-day experience card?!
Su Dong blinked and clicked on the skill introduction in annoyance.
what?
What's the introduction this time?!
Su Dong was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and looked up,
Respect the teacher and respect the Tao (seven-day experience card): As your disciple, you have learned your skills and achieved something, and naturally you have to repay the teacher. Whenever your student catches an abnormal item from the ocean, your Free attribute points +1, attribute points have no upper limit.
Note: Free attribute points can support each attribute point arbitrarily.
Note: Within seven days only.
shit!
Su Dong was immediately stunned.
Whenever my student catches an abnormal item, can he add a free attribute point to himself?!
And such a good thing?!
Immediately, Su Dong was ecstatic.
Nima!
Isn't this pie fishing in the sky?!
An abnormal item is an attribute point, one day is counted as one hundred, seven days is seven hundred, hiss...!
Add all these 700 attribute points to the agility points, don't know if you can fly?!
Depend on!
Thinking of Su Dong makes me excited.
An abnormal item is an attribute point, is this sure that the system is not opening it for him?!
Immediately, Su Dong, who had been rambunctious, became enthusiastic.
He immediately ran to Cai Kun's bed, shook Cai Kun awake, and said excitedly:
"Little Caizi, get up quickly!! You have to go to work today! In the second week of today, you have to carry the camera!! 35
Cai Kun was woken up in a daze. He picked up the phone and looked at the time, and immediately collapsed. He grabbed the quilt and put it on his head, rolling like a maggot.
"Brother, please forgive me! It's only half past six in the morning!! We are not on land, we have to travel thousands of miles to find rivers and lakes to fish, we are at sea, we are at sea when we step out of the cabin, let's start What are you doing so early?!99
Su Dong blinked, suddenly feeling that what Cai Kun said made sense, and immediately got up angrily,
"That's right, you go to sleep, I'll go outside and have a look first. 35
After walking out of the dormitory, I greeted a few familiar sea police officers, and after listening to the master several times, I fully satisfied my vanity before coming to the deck.
Looking up, bursts of morning light were already showing from the eastern sky. It seems that the weather is good today and the sun will be very strong.
But it's not a big problem. These coast guards have experienced much more wind and sun than him. This is a drizzle at most, and it should be tempered.
After admiring the ocean in the early morning for a while, and then going to the cafeteria to have breakfast, Su Dong came to the dormitory happily.
Lying on the bed, Su Dong always felt as if he had forgotten something, frowned for a while, then slapped his forehead and said angrily:
"Wait! Forgot to read the divination results!"
I was so excited just now that I didn't even read the third message.
Open the system panel again, click on the last message,
"Sign up, good luck, chicken tonight?!"
Suddenly Su Dong was in a better mood, and the whole person was smiling.
Grandma's legs!
After three consecutive days of bad luck, we will have a feast tonight, and today can be regarded as a lucky day!
This means that today there will be no nuclear bombs, no exploding arsenals, no bombs that are about to explode, and no whales to be dragged around the ocean by whales.
shit!
I don't know if there is no comparison. Today, Su Dong realizes how wonderful it is to have no crisis.
nuclear bomb?
Only fools want to fish for nukes!
He just wanted to catch a fish, but he couldn't catch it!
Thinking of this, Su Dong wanted to scold her mother.
+!
Is there a seventy-year prince in the world?!
Pooh!
Is there anyone in the world who fishes for seven days in a row and catches a single fish?
The time came to half past eight.
At this time, Cai Kun had finished his breakfast and was standing on the deck carrying the camera.
In the center, there were more than 20 coast guards, all of them looking at Su Dong with hot eyes.
Of course, they were wearing casual clothes, their own clothes.
Not far away, when everything was ready, Cai Kun greeted Su Dong and turned on the camera.
Immediately, countless people swarmed.
Although many people are not interested in Su Dong being a teacher, but the first live broadcast after two days, plus the traffic from last week, many people are still curious to open the live broadcast room.
Apart from the many netizens, there are also a group of bigwigs in the production team of the program team, and the leadership of the live broadcast platform, all of them are sitting at the moment, watching the live broadcast room nervously.
You know, Su Dong is the one with the highest traffic among these people. If the broadcast does not work well this time, it will be a fatal blow to them!
"Come here!! Good morning, Mrs. Su!!!"
"Tsk tsk, the world is amazing, Brother Dongzi has changed his career to be a teacher instead of being a fisherman!"
"Brother mover, what are we doing as a teacher?! Long Kingdom is so big, and it's not bad for you as a teacher, but we really need you as a fisherman!
"Nima!! Are you really a teacher?! I'll give it a go! The show team really doesn't want any traffic at all.
"Tsk tsk, I'm a little curious, what can Brother Dongzi teach you on the coast guard boat? How can you not catch fish?
"Pfft, (bjfa) Upstairs, I'm actually looking forward to what you said.
At the same time, many foreign netizens also clicked on Su Dong's live broadcast room curiously. It was the first time they saw Su Dong so closely and intuitively.
"?????????????????!????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????"
"Youthief?!Dontcomehereforlivebrast!Youaretheonewhostealsourf22!"
"Beaumec!llafrappélesfessesdugarsaméricainfarouchement,etlaprochainefois,ilapêchésonbombardier2."
"ふん! HO が す ご い! さ ん は あ な た を 厳 し く 叱 る で し ょ う!"
"???????????!??????????????????!??????????!"
However, whether it is the external network, the internal network, or even the production team of the program team, they are all staring at the live broadcast room at this moment.
In the camera, Su Dong first said a few words seriously, and then more than 20 marine policemen on the deck moved according to Su Dong's instructions.
"Excuse me...that...what are they doing?
"I don't know...Nima, I'm here to see Brother Dongzi fishing, I don't want to see a group of big men doing exercise here! It's better if you are a beautiful sister..."
"Although...how do I feel so familiar with this action?! It seems like I've seen it before?!"
"Fuck!!! I watched it for a long time, and finally recognized it, isn't this the radio gymnastics that I did in elementary and junior high school?! This motherfucker is "The Time is Calling"!! 35
"What the hell? I saw it too?! I just said why it's so familiar! Co-authoring these actions was done when I was a child.
"Good guy, I called out the good guy so much. I thought it was only "The Time Is Calling", but I never expected that in the second half, there was actually "Dancing Youth" in the second half?!"
"Fuck! What is the anchor doing?! I came to see the anchor to catch all kinds of fun things, not to teach such a group of adults to do radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students!"
"Damn, I'm back, I'm a school teacher, I watch students do gymnastics on the radio every day, and I'm almost vomiting, but when I click on the live broadcast room, it's still this thing, Nima, this is too haunted!
The external network live broadcast room, although there are also some doubts, is still somewhat different from the internal network.
Because netizens on the Internet, they don't know radio gymnastics...
"Fake squid?! Is Su Dong teaching them to learn Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu?! 39
"Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu!! This must be Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu!! More than ten years ago, I paid a lot of money to find a Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu master, and what he taught me was similar to this. I only practiced ten times. After a few days, I felt that my physical fitness was much better, but unfortunately I had to interrupt my practice because of company affairs, otherwise I would be a martial arts master like Su Dong!"
"That's right! I've seen the Dragon Kingdom movie, this is similar to the kung fu practice in the movie, it must be Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu, it can't be wrong!
"Su Dong is so generous! In order to record the show, he even revealed this kind of absolutely secret kung fu, Rui Si Bai Rui Si Bai!!!"
"Hey...don't forget, in the video a few days ago, Su Dong slapped the great white shark, kicked it more than ten meters away, and pulled up the two-ton howitzer easily. Is it really possible that the person who taught me is kung fu?!"
"Fuck!! Coach, I want to learn this!! I want to kick the great white shark flying!! 95
Two completely different mentalities, half an hour after the broadcast, suddenly changed.
Only half an hour later, Su Dong glanced at the system background, and after confirming that Shiwei Mighty was turned on, he said solemnly:
"How many times did you teach just now?!
"Write it down!!" more than 20 people shouted in unison.
"Then let's go! The entire southern sea area, so many cultural relics and technology, so many spy equipment, go and catch them all!
Su Dong waved his hand and said boldly.
Immediately, more than 20 people shouted excitedly, immediately picked up their fishing rods, found a good position, swung the rod, and threw the fishing line, and they started to catch fish.
Suddenly, everyone in the live broadcast room was blinded.
"???? When I typed this question mark, it wasn't me that had a problem, it was you.""
"What do you mean?! Wait a minute, I didn't take it easy, what kind of meaning does this mean?!
"I'm also a little confused, how can I listen to what Brother Dongzi is saying... It looks like fishing for cultural relics of sea water detectors or something, can you practice?!
"What the hell?! Really fake?! Isn't this kind of metaphysics?! When did it belong to science?!
"Hey... Fake right?! This can also be taught?! How can I not believe it so much!
Extranet.
A group of people were also dumbfounded, scratching their chins in confusion.
"??? What do you mean?! Isn't the anchor teaching kung fu?! How did they start fishing?!"
"Look at the meaning of the translation below, this is for... fishing?!
"It doesn't seem to be fishing, but various cultural relics, technological wreckage, seawater detectors, metal detectors, etc., just like what Su Dong caught before, but can this be caught?!
"I don't know! Fishing this thing, Su Dong is enough trouble, shouldn't it be mass-produced?! 99
In the entire Blue Star, about 10 million people are watching the live broadcast at the moment, and now they are all scratching their heads.
Just when a group of people were discussing in the live broadcast room, on the deck, a marine policeman excitedly raised his pole and threw it back.
"Crack! 35
"Hahahahaha!! I also caught a sea water probe!! Hahaha cool!! Let me see which country this is from?! Oh, it's Eagle sauce again, even more cool hahahaha!! 35
Extranet:
Intranet:
In the fishing of this sea water detector, it was like Arthur's first skill, which immediately silenced everyone, and looked at the live broadcast room in astonishment, and even the screen barrage was a lot less.
What the fuck?!
what's going on?!
How did this person suddenly catch the sea water probe?!
Could it be that what Su Dong taught just now is used for this?!
Then, the first sea water probe was caught, as if the rallying call was sounded, the second, the third, the fourth...
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