Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

"Hahahaha! I caught something too! It turned out to be a rusty mortar! Gee, I don't know how long it's been on the bottom of the sea."

"Me too! I actually caught a jade pendant. I wonder how the fish hook was inserted into the jade pendant with such a small eye?"

"Nima! Bad luck! How did Lao Tzu fish up the devil's samurai sword, fuck! What a goddamn bad luck!

"Huh?! I caught the metal detector, and I'm lucky!

In the live broadcast room, seeing this scene, everyone was stupid.

What the fuck?!

One can still be an accident, two can barely be said to be lucky, but these three or four can still be caught, this is definitely not the reason for luck-cause!

There must be other factors at play.

Thinking of what Su Dong said just now, and the radio gymnastics practiced for half an hour, how can I not understand what is going on!

All of a sudden, everyone was boiling!

"Damn it! What Brother Dongzi said was true?! They practiced for half an hour, and they actually caught a sea water probe!!!"

"Fuck! F*ck! F*ck! How can this be taught?! At first I thought the mover was joking!!

"Hey... I fucking thought Brother Mozi was joking!! Who would have thought that this thing could teach you too! It's too exaggerated!! I'm stupid now, Nima, let's still be at Bluestar ?! Or science?!"

"Who is not! Now I doubt whether our world is science or fantasy!"

Program headquarters.

conference room.

Everyone looked at the big screen and took a deep breath.

They thought about it a lot. They thought that Su Dong would continue to fish, and would rely on his unparalleled strength to teach everyone how to practice martial arts. They even thought that Su Dong would continue to fish under the pretense of teaching everyone to fish for all kinds of strange objects. At first, they thought they had guessed right.

After seeing now, they never imagined that Su Dong didn't pretend to teach everyone to fish for various items, he was really playing, he really taught it!!!

Nima!

Can this be taught?!

shit!

Is this too fake?!

For a while, everyone in the conference room was excited,

"Director!! I have a hunch! I'm afraid the traffic in Su Dong's live broadcast room will not only not fall, but will rise instead! He is really a genius!

"Bullshit! What are you talking about?! This idiot can see that he will be hot!!"

"Hey... Director, I think we can discuss it and increase the advertising fees of advertisers!"

"It is unrealistic to charge domestic advertising fees. We have already charged high enough, and it is not good to go back on our word. However, we can focus on foreign countries. Eagle sauce, Japanese country, Kimchi country, and other countries and regions can all accept advertisements. Instead, charge more!"

"Don't say it, don't say it, Nima, my saliva is left!"

"Actually, there is a question, is it appropriate for Su Dong to teach people how to catch these things on the live broadcast? If it is private, it's fine. It will only be dozens of people in the sky, but this is a live broadcast. There are so many people in the live broadcast room. Everyone has learned it, isn't that a big trouble?

"Hey...you're right, I didn't even think of this for a while, Nima, if the whole crew goes fishing for these things, it will be a lot of fun. 39

"Actually, don't worry, they must have thought of this before the live broadcast. It is estimated that this skill has formulas and so on, and it is not so easy to practice.

"Also, it shouldn't be that easy to practice, otherwise the captain on the coast guard wouldn't agree with Su Dong and the others."

"However, Su Dong is so generous. He even taught this kind of advanced technique to others, which made my saliva drool."

"Okay, since there will be no problem with traffic, let's continue to work, mainly to promote programs in other countries, and find advertisers to charge high advertising fees by the way, they are developed countries, I believe they will not be short of money, remember Slay them fiercely, especially the Japanese country!

Live platform.

A group of people went up to the general manager and down to the manager of the technical department, and they all breathed a sigh of relief.

"The technical department showed that the traffic in Su Dong's live broadcast room not only did not decrease, but instead increased, and the expected decrease in traffic did not happen."

"Very good, it seems that the fake popularity that was prepared before is no longer needed, or that's fine. The fake popularity is fine for a short period of time, but it will definitely be found to be problematic after a long time.

"Hahahahaha!! I can't believe that this Su Dong still has such a hand, it's really a good job!! It's worth noting that I will give 20% of the reward.

"Indeed, at present, Su Dong's traffic has stabilized again this week.

"No! Su Dong's live broadcast room suddenly has a lot of users, so many people suddenly come, and the live broadcast room is about to lose its stability."

"What?! Quickly divert it! Quickly direct it to the sub live broadcast room! This is the first day, the live broadcast room must not collapse! Damn, what does your technical department do on weekdays?! Why does the live broadcast room always collapse? ?!35

"General manager, it's none of our business, it's because of the server, the original server can't hold so much traffic, the newly purchased server hasn't arrived yet, that's all.

South Guangdong Police Department.

Inside the office.

Zhao Ye surreptitiously watched Su Dong's live broadcast room, and there was also a flash of shock in his eyes.

Good guy, even after reading the information given by Wang Ze and the results of fishing for an afternoon yesterday, he is still skeptical.

It is true that the news brought by Wang Ze is really shocking.

As a result, now he watched the live broadcast and realized that Wang Ze still said less.

In just one hour, I caught two sea water detectors, a metal detector, and other miscellaneous things, such as a jade pendant, a rifle, a rusty mortar, and so on.

Most importantly, there are only twenty people here!!!

More than 20 people caught so many things in just one hour. If the time is extended for a month or even a year, the number of fishers will be expanded to the entire coast guard fleet.

As Su Dong said at the beginning, it is not impossible to wipe out foreign spy agencies in the entire southern waters!

"Only through his guidance and study can you have a chance to succeed in training, otherwise even if you watch it on the spot, you won't be able to do it without his guidance. Even if everyone in the live broadcast room watches and learns, you won't be able to catch it. It's weird. effort.

"Tsk tsk... This Su Dong is really a strange person."

The thought of being able to sweep the spy equipment in the entire southern sea area is another great achievement, and Zhao Ye's mood is even better.

It's so shameless for a foreign country like this. It's thousands of kilometers away from such a hike, and the keyboard is still putting so many spy equipment in the southern waters. Today, I'll catch it all for you!!

Coast Guard ship.

Before I knew it, half an hour passed.

At this time, a round of fishing has passed. In this round, ten of the twenty-five people caught the item. Su Dong gained ten attribute points at once, and his mouth was crooked for a while.

It only took an hour to add ten attribute points, so after a day, wouldn't there be at least one hundred attribute points?!

What the fuck?!

This wave is so cool!

If you don't do anything, you will get 100 attribute points.

He looked at the twenty-five disciples who were working for him on the deck, and he couldn't help but smile with kindness.

"Come on, let's practice, how long does it take? I'm afraid your daily training is much higher than this?!"

"If you have already caught it, make persistent efforts, and strive to catch it faster next time, and strive to reach the level that one practice is enough to catch several times as soon as possible. 55

"Don't be disheartened if you haven't caught it. You will catch it after practicing a few times. Last night, there were a few people who practiced several times before they caught something. 95

Inspirational, simple things.

It's hard to say what the effect is like, but Su Dong looks good anyway, everyone is full of energy, the ones who have been caught are full of smiles, and the practice is even more energetic.

After half an hour of training, everyone set foot on the fishing battlefield again.

Cai Kun was in charge of filming, and he took the camera wherever he caught something, while Wang Ze and Su Dong took stock of what everyone caught.

It stands to reason that such remarks should not be done by Wang Ze, the captain of the captain. However, he has arranged to fish for the idle population now, and he has nothing to do, so he simply checked and registered it himself.

And Su Dong, who was also idle, volunteered to run over to help.

"Tsk tsk, this is a mortar. You can even catch a mortar. These boys can, Su boy, if I remember correctly, it seems that you have also caught a mortar."

"Hey, I recall the long years of the past, it's all in the past, there is nothing to say about the mortar, by the way, Old Wang, look at this jade pendant, this jade pendant is not simple, the pendant is very beautiful. 99

"Che, what's so good about a jade pendant, even if it's research, it's not my research, anyway, I have to throw it to the Cultural Relics Bureau later, and let them do their job. Look at this, does it look like an ancient hidden weapon? 99

"It's hard to say, the degree of rust is too light, and there is a high probability that it was dropped decades ago.

Just as the two of them were muttering and registering, a series of reports sounded on the deck,

"Report! Catch an unnamed hosta!!

"Report! Catch an unknown piece of tin!"

"Report! Caught a rusty submachine gun!

"Report, an empty shell was caught!!

"Report! Caught a Malaysian Seawater Probe!"

This time, I caught two more things last time, and a total of twelve items were caught.

In just one hour, another twelve attribute points were credited, Su Dong's smile became even brighter, and Wang Ze, who was registering items next to him, shuddered.

shit!

Why is this kid laughing so wickedly all of a sudden, shouldn't there be some conspiracy?!

Extranet.

After the second one-hour fishing operation, except for a very few gangsters, this time the remaining doubts of some people were completely dispelled.

The first time ten can be considered against the sky, and the second time I caught even two more things than the first time. This is really inexplicable!

It can only be said that what Su Dong teaches is real martial arts, the real Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu.

Immediately, everyone's discussion in the live broadcast room became more intense.

"Wow!! This is so cool!!! At first I thought Su Dong was teaching Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu, but I never thought that he would teach himself how to catch f22 and how to catch a nuclear bomb. Everyone?!"

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"Hey!!! Does this mean that I can learn it too?! Nima! Who wants to fish if you can catch these lost technologies and ancient cultural relics in the water?! Isn't it cool to fish for these things!!

"I buy it! It's really shocking! This week's theme is teachers. As a result, Su Dong actually taught everyone how to catch these things, which is like teaching everyone what's in the bottom of the box!!99

"Tsk tsk tsk, a total of five probes were caught, four of which belonged to Ying-chan, Ying-chan, how can you make me believe that you are a good person?!

"Hahaha, Ying sauce's face is swollen, and now the whole Blue Star, the ghosts believe Ying sauce's words!"

"Hehe, far away in the southern waters at the other end of the Pacific Ocean, the Dragon Country, the second Blue Star, and Yingjiang have secretly launched so many probes, it is unnecessary to say how many probes there are in the seas of other countries!

'Don't worry, anyway, the video of how Professor Su Dong caught things has already been broadcast to us, and now we can practice cultivation, and we can also catch foreign probes in our own country's waters!

"Hahahahaha, that being said, we also want to thank Su Dong for teaching us such a precious kung fu for no reason. It's a real shame for a while!"

"Hahaha! I'm going to fish the Titanic! I'm going to fish for a nuke too!!

Outside Chang'an City.

Weishui River.

This is a big river. In ancient times, there was a saying that nine waters surrounded Chang'an, and the so-called Wei River was one of them.

This river is famous in history, and the famous Weishui Alliance was signed again.

Similarly, this river is also famous in geography, which was mentioned a lot in high school geography questions.

Such a river naturally attracts a large number of anglers.

On a single tributary, there are more than 200 people fishing here on both sides of the river, making the place that is not much crowded.

Originally, it was very quiet here, because quarrelling is the most taboo thing to do when fishing.

However, inexplicably, just when everyone was fishing quietly, suddenly a young man stood up, his face was flushed, his whole body was excited, and he actually made all kinds of strange movements on the spot.

This moment attracted everyone's attention, and several people who were close to each other began to discuss in a low voice.

"What's wrong with this kid? Crazy?! Why are you exercising here?"

"Who knows, if you don't fish well, what park exercises are you doing here?"

"Who is going to remind this kid, don't do it here?! The sound is so loud that it affects fishing!"

While everyone was talking, a person next to the young man couldn't help but go over, trying to remind him to keep his voice low, the others were fishing, but what the young man said instead, he suddenly looked stunned, after flipping through the phone, His face was flushed with excitement, and he turned on his mobile phone, and even followed the young man to do it.

Everyone: "??!"

shit!

what's going on?

How to infect another one?

Is this action toxic?

Just when everyone was talking about it, a news spread,

"Have you heard?! As long as you follow the video to do this action, you have a chance to catch various items such as cultural relics and technological wreckage and mortar guns.""

As soon as the news came out, it immediately caused an uproar.

"Damn it! Is it really fake? Is there such a good thing? I just practiced until the end of the world!!"

"It's fake, right? How could it be true? At first glance, these people saw some idiot's remarks from the media on their mobile phones, and then took it seriously."

"You actually believe this news?! It's such a nonsense. In the entire Blue Star, only Brother Mover has the ability to fish up the nuclear bomb, f22, Chuan Guoyuxi and Kyushu Ding. I can't accept it. But Even the mover brother himself can't figure out what's going on, let alone others.

"...If, I mean if, is there a possibility that this method was taught by Brother Mozi? Here is the video for you to see.

"?Impossible!! Absolutely not...Fuck it's true! Hiss...I want to learn this too! 99

"I'm so stupid! It's a shame that I still believe in Brother Dongzi! Nima! I also want to learn! If I can fish for cultural relics and cannons, why do I want to fish! 39

"Me too! There are so many cultural relics in Chang'an City, I don't believe that I can't catch one!

As a result, an incredible scene appeared on the banks of the Weishui River:

On the entire Weishui River, there are more than 200 fishermen, who don't even fish and do radio gymnastics instead!

Pedestrian aunts who passed by for a while had strange expressions, and some even had strong vigilance. They had already suspected that all kinds of qigong evil arts had been revived at the end of the 20th century, and they all took out their mobile phones and prepared to call the police.

At the same time, this scene appeared up and down the Dragon Country... Countless lakes, rivers, seasides.

A group of people, including teenagers, young people in their twenties, middle-aged people in their forties, and elderly people in their 60s, all looked at their mobile phones and stood up, learning to do it clumsily and slowly.

"One two three four, two two three four, three two three four, again!

"Come on everyone, don't give up! Try to catch the cultural relics as soon as possible and hand them over to the country!!" And.