Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

Fishing guy posts.

Today's fishing guy post bar is extremely popular, and countless fishing guys are gearing up in the bar, as if they have caught a national treasure nuclear bomb.

"Hahahaha! Picking the stars with the sun and the moon in my hand, there is no one like me in the world. Today, someone from Li will catch all the remaining Kyushu Dings!!!"

"Hmph, there is no pursuit at all! What is there to fish for in Jiuzhou Ding? Cultural relics are just dead objects in the end, so you can't learn from me?! Today, I'm going to catch "Yongle Grand Ceremony"! This is a useful book for Chinese civilization. !

"...Cough, upstairs, is there a possibility that books cannot exist in water?"

"Nima! I want to drop the B2 bomber, but this thing has never crashed! Has anyone blown up Eagle sauce's B2 bomber and let me fish it?!"

"Upstairs, let's focus on real things. I'm thinking about catching the f35. This is more likely. 99

"Let's not say anything else, Brother Dongzi's wave is really cool, you can teach it all, Nima, it's incredible! 99

"Tsk tsk, fishing up all the spy equipment in the southern waters, Brother Dongzi has a big pattern."

"If you really want to catch it all, that Eagle sauce is probably going to be dumbfounded. After decades of hard work, she was ruined by Brother Tongzi.

"Don't say it, I'm going to practice, especially grandma, if you can really practice it, you can catch spears and cannons, even if you are practicing the sunflower collection from the palace to ward off evil swords, I will recognize it! 99

"Hey...it hurts! It hurts just looking at it! The old man upstairs is really cruel!

"Humph! A bunch of useless things, I want to be like that Su Dong, trying to catch a box of gold coins, so that I will become prosperous hahahaha!

At the same time, hundreds of police stations across the country have received calls from the police,

"Mr. Police, I want to call the police. There are dozens of people beside Muhe doing all kinds of weird actions, like a cult. I suspect they are spreading this stuff!"

"Fortunately, you need to call the police. There are hundreds of people in Jiayuanshui's "663" library, led by a 30-year-old boy, who are sneaking around and don't know what they are doing. I suspect that they are foreign forces!"

"Hello, you are the landlord of Xingfu Apartment. I suspect that my tenants are conducting pyramid schemes. I told them to open the door and they didn't open the door. They said that they could not be interrupted at a critical moment. I was mad at me!"

Good guys, cults, foreign forces, pyramid selling activities, these are all important matters, so don't be careless.

Immediately, many well-equipped police officers came to the scene armed with various weapons such as stun guns and electric batons.

Then they were stunned.

shit!

What the hell?!

I'm all here, but you said this was a preparation for fishing?!

Are you such a liar?

When do I need to do this before fishing?!

After confirming that these people were all right and that they were all legal citizens, the police left with a dark face.

I originally thought that I could exceed the target this time, but who would have thought it was just a bunch of boring fishermen?!

The world is crazy!

Extranet.

Similarly, countless people are excited to learn the action according to the live broadcast.

There are fishermen everywhere, even more foreign countries, because there are too many foreigners doing nothing.

"Hahahaha!! I'm going to fish up the Titanic!!

"I'm going to catch a great white shark! I'm going to catch a whale!! It's just a great white shark! I'm going to beat it up too!!"

"Pirate treasure! Here I come!! Are you ready to meet your new master?!"

"Rent a yacht!! Hurry up and rent a yacht!! What?! Too expensive and not enough money? Loan! I also need to rent a loan! As long as we catch the treasures of those pirates at sea, are we afraid that we will not pay?! 35

For a time, the whole Blue Star, countless people were excited because of Su Dong's teaching, and the whole Blue Star ushered in the era of national fishing.

Excited, many gods even gave Su Dong a lot of money.

It is estimated that it is about 500 million.

Mmmm...dollars!

In this way, after more than two hours, the originally excited fisherman looked at the empty hook and bucket and fell into contemplation.

They looked at the scene where they found nothing, and at the scene where a group of people on the deck of the live broadcast room were catching one after another of strange things, and it was messy.

"What the hell?! What's wrong?! Nima! I've been fishing for more than two hours, how come there is nothing but two little white bars?!""

"Are we not doing the right posture?! Otherwise, how could it be so easy to catch one by one in the live broadcast room, and it was only one morning, and more than 50 people were caught.

"Fuck! No! There must be something wrong! More than a hundred of us fishing followed suit, and one or two were not up to standard, and all of them were unqualified. Isn't that nonsense?!

"Is it possible that we don't have this understanding? I watched more than 20 people in the live broadcast room, and nearly half of them couldn't catch anything."

"It's possible, but we have more than 100 people!! No matter how bad our understanding is, we won't be able to catch all of them, right?! How can we catch one or two?"

"The reason for the river? Could it be that we don't have any cultural relics and technological wrecks to fish, or should we go to the ocean and try it?

"Fart! This is Chang'an City! There is no place with more cultural relics than this in the entire Dragon Kingdom. Why do you say there are no cultural relics here?!"

"Hey...Fuck! It's really not right! I just went to the next post, and found that the fishing bar is full of nothing to catch, and now the fishing bar has been turned upside down."

"Is this still used for fishing?! Weibo is already the number one trending search, and a group of people cried in it for a long time and couldn't catch anything, and if they couldn't catch cultural relics and technology, they didn't even catch fish all morning. now..."

"Hahahaha! You can rest assured to hear that someone is worse than me. Anyway, I caught two white stalks, this wave is not a loss!

"Well, let me tell you, I just went to the Internet and found that it was even more crazy. Many people even spent money and even rented a yacht to go fishing for treasures in the sea, but they didn't catch anything and lost a lot of money. , and many people who rewarded Su Dong asked for a refund in the live broadcast room hahahaha.

"... md, this is just the beginning, someone has rented a yacht to go out to sea, and it's a goddamn loan, this is too crazy for a foreign fisherman?"

"Actually, it doesn't have to be a fishing guy. Most of the fishing guys are very shrewd in this aspect. Even if they go out to sea, they must go out to sea with a fishing boat. Who the hell is going to rent a yacht?!""

"Indeed, those who rent yachts are either rich and the second-generation rich are not bad, or they are speculators who want to go fishing for treasures and make a fortune. Just like the people in the currency circle, they do not deserve sympathy."5

On the No. 8 Coast Guard.

It's nearly twelve o'clock.

Su Dong was very satisfied with the harvest in the morning. These people caught fifty-three abnormal items, that is, he got fifty-three free attribute points in this wave.

"Okay, fishing all morning, hurry up to lunch, after lunch you have to work in the afternoon! 95

Captain Wang Ze said with a frown.

This group of people is so addicted to fishing that they don't even eat lunch, how can this work?!

People are iron, and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be so hungry that even children understand the truth. Why can't you bear it now?!

Is the temptation to catch this thing so great?

At this time, another wave of people came up on the deck. This wave was a shift in the morning and a rest in the afternoon.

In the afternoon, it was their turn to practice fishing.

At this moment, they were all in high spirits and very happy.

They are the last wave, after one night and one morning, it's finally their turn!

The live broadcast was suspended and resumed at 2 p.m.

Everyone ended their fishing career all morning, and most of them came to the cafeteria with a lot of talk and laughter.

And a small number of people... um... They looked very depressed. They fished all morning and practiced all morning, but they didn't catch anything, which means they didn't have the wisdom in this area, and they were basically the same as them when they were fishing for sea water detectors. Missed.

In addition, there were also two unlucky people who didn't know what they caught, and broke their fishing rods. At this moment, they also shook their heads with a wry smile.

Nima!

Why can't their master catch a two-ton howitzer without breaking it, and they just catch a few tens of pounds and the fishing rod breaks!

I would have known to buy a better fishing rod!

After grabbing something to eat, Su Dong, Cai Kun, and Wang Ze found a place to sit down.

While eating, Wang Ze asked:

"Su Dong, what you taught, won't you really be able to catch a nuclear bomb in the end?"

Su Dong suddenly burst into laughter,

"How is it possible, not to mention the nuclear bomb, it is impossible for them to catch a cannon, how can an ordinary fishing rod pull one or two tons of things?

"As for the nuclear bomb, you think too much. How can this thing be so easy to catch, and the nuclear bomb is not all over the street. I estimate that the entire southern sea area and even the coast of Long Kingdom are gone."

"Let's put it this way, you can understand that what I teach is the simplest thing, at most fishing for a seawater detector, metal detector, or rifle and pistol. The mortar that I caught this morning is already the limit. Better ones, such as gold coin treasure chests, bomb duds, f22s, etc., they can't catch them."

Wang Ze nodded to show his understanding.

He didn't ask why he couldn't catch them, everyone has their own secrets, and he wouldn't ask if they shouldn't.

"One more question, after practicing this, won't you be unable to catch fish?"

Su Dong's mouth twitched.

+!

I doubt what you are implying.

"No, didn't you see that they only have to do half an hour of preparation to catch abnormal items? As long as they don't continue to do it, they will naturally catch fish.

"Okay, I see." After Wang Ze asked two questions, he started his lunch trip today.

At this time, when Cai Kun saw that the two had finished talking, he also said:

"Brother, there is a problem you need to deal with. Now many fishing guys on the Internet have learned from their actions, and then they have fished all morning, but they have not caught any hair. Now they are making trouble on Weibo.

"puff!"

Su Dong spit out the water in his mouth immediately.

He wiped his mouth and looked at Cai Kun in surprise,

"What did you say?! They actually learned it too?! Did they follow Mao?!

+!

What are those fishing guys going to learn?! They are not their own students, so it is definitely useless to learn it!!

To be honest, Su Dong did not reject these people to learn, he even wished that the whole Blue Star would go fishing with him.

If the entire Blue Star's people are his students, and they all follow him to fish, the entire Blue Star's six billion people, even if only one-tenth of them can catch abnormal items, that's six hundred million.

At the end of the day, there is no problem at all in catching five billion abnormal items.

There are 35 billion in seven days, so many attribute points are superimposed on him, and there is nothing wrong with becoming a fairy.

Compared with becoming immortals, what does it mean to ask these people to fish for unusual things?

But the problem is that it can't be done!

Nima!

Are these fishermen crazy?!

Just fishing for something unusual, so what?!

Cai Kun picked up the tissue and wiped off the water stains on his face. He secretly decided in his heart that he would never talk about this brother while he was drinking water, so he said helplessly:

"Brother, it's not like you don't know how much traffic you have gained because of this ability. The whole network is basically a fisherman who envy you. Now that you have an opportunity, how can you not try it?!"

Su Dong scratched his head, saying that too.

"In this way, let the program team help me respond... Forget it, I'll tell it myself during the live broadcast this afternoon, it's not a big deal, in fact, it's good to do more, and it's also good to exercise."5

After lunch, several people went back to the dormitory to take a nap, and it was not until two o'clock in the afternoon that Su Dong stretched and woke up from the bed.

After washing their faces, the two came to the deck.

At this time, there were more than 20 new people on the deck, and this afternoon was their time.

After confirming that it was correct, Cai Kun turned on the live broadcast.

Su Dong is not in a hurry to explain, he first guided the movements of the twenty people, until the half-hour practice was over, and after the group of people happily embarked on the fishing journey, he smiled at the camera:

"When I was eating at noon today, I found out that everyone is actually practicing this action, and they also want to catch things other than fish. In fact, there are certain skills to catch all kinds of things. I am not convenient to disclose this aspect. In short, , It's not as simple as everyone thinks, everyone should go fishing safely, tsk tsk, don't you know, how much I envy you for being able to catch fish.

"Of course, it is not impossible for everyone to do these movements, and doing more is also good for the body.

The live broadcast room suddenly boiled.

"Robber Su!! I knew it was you!"

"Nima, the case is solved! There are other tricks besides these actions!! Maybe it's some kind of mental trick, no wonder so many fools have been fishing for a whole morning and haven't caught anything."

"Hahahahaha! I laughed out loud. Fortunately, I went to work during the day today. I was thinking of trying it after get off work at night. It was very risky."

"God is good for the body, old thief Su Dong, tell me honestly, is this radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students?!""

"What's the matter, it's too embarrassing, I finished the radio gymnastics with the strange eyes of so many people by the river, you actually said it was useless!

"Goose goose goose goose, I'm dying of laughter, it has a good sense of picture."

"Damn, you're pretty good, I'm even worse, someone called the police and said they suspected we were a cult! Damn it! Years

On the Internet, some people were also dumbfounded.

"What's the matter, I have already bought the fishing rod. The fishing rod that can support 200 jins of heavy objects costs hundreds of dollars. Now I can't use it?!"

"You're pretty good, I'm looking for a custom-made fishing rod from the manufacturer, which can support 200 kilograms of heavy objects. It cost me several thousand dollars, +5.0! Can I apply for a return now?!

"I'm so stupid, I rented a yacht with a loan, and I counted on the undersea property to turn around. Now you tell me that only action can't do it?!

"It's so uncomfortable to be angry, it's not a normal one! Can you refund the five dollars I gave as a reward?"

Four p.m.

Ship Seven.

Lu Feng is checking the work of various departments.

Half an hour later, he nodded with satisfaction. He checked all departments, and there was no one who left without AWOL.

Unconsciously, he came to the dormitory area.

Just open a door and go in.

what?

Are these people watching the live broadcast?

Why is the live broadcast so attractive, I didn't even notice that he came in.

With curiosity, Lu Feng cautiously stepped forward and looked.

"Hey...it's another sea water detector. These people on the No. 8 ship are really ruthless! In one afternoon, they even caught three sea water detectors and two metal detectors."9

"Tsk tsk, if you want to say ruthless, it's still the ruthless wave this morning, haven't you seen that a livestock even caught the mortars!

"In the final analysis, Su Dong is so good, he can even teach this, you say, how can people catch mortars and we can't do anything?

"Hey, who called Su Dong on the No. 8 ship. It is estimated that after returning this time, the whole ship will have a lot of credit. Let's take a look at us, alas."

A few people were talking, when they heard a bang behind them, they were startled, and when they looked back, it turned out to be Lu Feng.

"Ship... Captain?! When did you come?!" One stuttered and asked.

Lu Feng darkened his face and said angrily:

"This Wang Ze, doing these things on the coast guard ship, is really outrageous!"

Just do these things!

Why didn't he notify him of such a good thing?!

It's a pity that they were still comrades in arms!!.