Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

Very happy scene.

In order to fight against the Japanese country, Kimchi Nanyue, Eagle Sauce Nanyue, Luzon Kimchi, and even Siam Nanyue these feuding countries have all united.

They even went to the Japanese forum in an organized way to start a massacre of emojis.

Japanese military forums, historical forums, and even two-dimensional forums and game forums.

One by one emoji flashed on these forum sites, and many people who didn't pay attention to Su Dong were dizzy on the bombing forum.

There is no such thing as a "wall" between countries on the Internet. In addition, there are netizens with supernatural powers who have summed up a set of plans to publish them for free, so netizens from other countries can easily reach the Japanese site to open champagne.

A Longguo Coast Guard ship pulling two Japanese fighter jets that crashed during World War II, this scene is quite joyful.

Even these emoji gods are very considerate to change the text on the emoji to Japanese characters.

The Japanese netizens who watched this scene wanted to vomit blood, and even made a hot search on Twitter.

The netizens in the countries of Eagle Sauce, Kimchi, and Siam are not polite at all.

Even if Siam and Japanese were allies during World War II, it did not affect the current Siamese netizens to make up for Japanese netizens.

This wave, this wave is called "Father's Kindness and Son's Filial Piety" and "Brother and Brother's Respect",

on the deck.

Naturally, Su Dong didn't know how much of a storm his casual actions caused on the Internet.

After placing the second Zero fighter, he swung the hook to the bottom of the sea again.

He always felt that something was wrong with the sea area that Lu Feng was patrolling, and it took so long before he caught two WWII-era fighter jets.

This is too coincidental. He has some doubts that there was a battle between naval fleets around here a few decades ago. Maybe there are dozens of ships and fighter jets on the seabed nearby, otherwise it would be impossible to catch two fighter jets in a row.

To be honest, he actually wanted to go to the sea to look for it, but after thinking about the possibility of finding it, Su Dong gave up this plan.

No way, the bottom of the sea is too vast, and he is like a headless fly at the bottom of the sea "six, eight, seven". If it wasn't for the luck to stumble upon the arsenal last time while teasing a shark, I'm afraid he will never be able to find it in his life. arrive.

Instead of making plans on the bottom of the sea, it is better to try fishing on a boat. Su Dong thought, the possibility of catching this thing by himself might be more likely than going to the sea to find it himself.

South Guangdong Coastal Police Base.

A place like a prison.

With the sound of the iron chain, the heavy door opened, and the heavily armed detention center policeman said with a key ring in his hand:

"The three-day guard time is up, you are free now, remember to go to the registration office to get your things when you leave, don't forget valuables such as cameras and mobile phones, don't sneak up on this kind of place in the future, I don't want to see you ."5

As the police officer finished speaking.

next moment.

Nearly a hundred people lined up to leave the detention center.

Normally, if you are only detained for two or three days, you don't need to go to a detention center. However, there are too many people detained this time. There are more than 100 people.

Finally, after inquiries, except for the four suspected spies who had problems, the rest of the group were all thrown into the detention center.

Walking out of the closed door, everyone was moved to tears for a while.

"Come out...it can be regarded as coming out..."

"Nima! I just stayed in the detention center for three days and couldn't stand it anymore. How can those felons stay for more than ten years and twenty years?!"

"Every day, clear water cabbage, fried tomatoes with tomatoes, stewed cabbage with potatoes, I'm going! Three days in, I lost at least five pounds!! 35

"Damn it! I secretly filmed Su Dong for the company's sake, but Su Dong didn't take a picture, but was caught in the bureau! This wave should be considered a work-related injury, right?! This is the first time I have been in a detention center. The company must compensate me!" said a young man indignantly.

A slightly older student in the previous grade could not help but sneer when he heard this,

"Forget it, you still need compensation? It's not bad that the company doesn't fire you this time around. It's not like you don't know what's going on with our self-media companies. Those bosses and HR are just vampires. Seeing that you make money, you want to get a piece of the pie. , Now you have become a burden, you have been detained in the detention center for three days, if you don't get fired, wouldn't it be a stain on the company?"

"Brother, listen to my advice, instead of thinking about how to get compensation from the company, it's better to collect evidence and ask the official to apply for arbitration. Those capitalists are more shameless than you think."

"Damn it! Isn't it?! I'm an interview for a fresh graduate! I was laid off after only three months of work, so what should I do as a fresh graduate?!"

The young man was dumbfounded.

The conversation between the two suddenly opened up the conversation of the people around them.

"Hey, after this time, even if they don't lay me off, I'm ready to leave. What the hell is it from the media, and the media company?! There are only seven or eight people in the entire company, the salary is delayed for two months, and I have to go to various places every day. This kind of weird place endures other people's strange eyes to take pictures and take pictures, after I was arrested this time, I don't want to do this business at all!"

"Fuck! I don't do it anymore! Anyway, I'm not married and have no children, and my girlfriend just broke up. I would rather be a security guard than a paparazzi!"

"I really envy you that you are still young. You can resign if you want to resign. A few years ago, I was as dashing as you. I dare to point my nose at the boss and scold him, I can't do it now, I'm married now, I have a mortgage and a car loan, and I still have a wife and children to support, ha, this is the world!""

"Actually, it's also our own greed for profit. Su Dong has caught the f22. All fools understand how important this matter is. Whether it's f22 or Su Dong, the discoverer of f22, the state will definitely guarantee its safety. It's a pity We were blinded by the traffic in front of us, so we dared to take pictures near the coast guard base.

"Indeed, I thought I was very witty at the time, and the other self-media were all fools. They only knew how to stare at the fishing pier, and I had already thought of the loophole of Su Dong's return to the base. Now look at it, the fool is me!"

"Let's be fortunate that Su Dong is on a coast guard ship, not a navy ship, otherwise we're probably not just detained for three or four days..."

"Cough, that's not necessarily true. If Su Dong is really on a naval ship, we won't take pictures. We take a camera to secretly take pictures of the naval base. Isn't this courting death!

"Speaking of which, I didn't expect there to be spies in our crowd."

"Hey, there have always been spies, most of them are money collectors, how much is a photo, and there are also a small number of Japanese people who are proficient in our national language, this kind of people is really difficult to catch, and I don't know how to catch this f22 incident. Are there any Japanese people here?""

After chatting, everyone registered to receive their belongings and left.

On the bus, the two chatted.

"Manager, we have been detained for four days because of Su Dong. Are we still stopping Su Dong?"

"Shut up! We've been detained for so long, I'm afraid the enemy Taiwan has already filled the loopholes, how can we stop Su Dong from signing the contract?! 35

"Not necessarily, what if they get carried away and forget?"

"...Yes, then check the information, just to see what happened in the past few days when we were detained.

The two took out their mobile phones and started searching for Su Dong's latest deeds.

A few minutes later, the two suddenly raised their heads, stared at each other with wide eyes, and their eyes were filled with deep inconceivable.

"Manager?! I read that right?!

"Hey...I don't know, why don't we swap phones to see?

The two exchanged mobile phones and looked down again.

After a few minutes, the two raised their heads again, and their eyes were dull at this time.

"Manager... I read that right? We've been detained for a few days, and Su Dong has caught the nuclear bomb?!"

"It's not just nuclear bombs... He caught the ancient shipwreck of the Southern Song Dynasty an hour ago. He also caught two Japanese fighter jets just now. He even caught a whale and a nuclear submarine a few days ago...Fuck! Is this Su Dong? people?!"

Two people hid in the back row of the bus, and the whole person was numb.

Nima!

They stayed in the detention center for a few days, and Su Dong did so much work?!

Is this guy still human?!

shit!

This is a nuclear bomb!!

Can this kind of thing be caught by fishing?!

Isn't this too nonsense?!

They even suspected that in the past few days at the detention center, Lan Xing had undergone a mutation and his spiritual energy had recovered. Otherwise, how could Su Dong catch the nuclear bomb.

In the village ten kilometers away from the coast guard base, there were also two people waiting for food at the stall.

At this time, they looked at the mobile phone, and their expressions were equally dull.

"Fuck! Xiao Li, did I read it right?"

"Director... I should have read it right. I read it all on Weibo, Station B, Douyin Kuaishou, and there are whale shots, and the nuclear bombs also have photos taken by Eagle sauce. The most important thing is that Su Dong is now broadcasting live. From time to time, two fighter jets hoisted out of the ship flashed by.

The two looked at each other and were also shocked by the content.

Originally thought that Su Dong could catch f22, it was incredible enough.

As a result, the goods caught the nuclear bomb the next day.

shit!

Is this something a human can do?!

The amount of information was too large, and their heads needed to wake up for a while, and the entire dinner table fell into silence for a while.

They didn't calm down until the stall owner came over with two bowls of fried noodles.

After sighing, the two devoured the fried noodles.

A few days in the detention center had flattened their pampered stomachs, and even if it was just a bowl of ordinary fried noodles with meat, the two of them still devoured it.

If there is no comparison, there is no harm. Although the detention center is not short of food, there is no oil or water in the dishes.

For the first time, they felt that a bowl of ordinary fried noodles was so delicious. It turned out that their bodies needed oil and water so much, and they didn't know how those vegans could stand it on weekdays.

After gobbling it all down, the two of them nibbled at the new duck's head and slowly tasted it.

The spicy stewed duck head is very energetic, one person per person, the lips are red when gnawing, and the exhalation is happy.

"Director, speaking of which we are really wronged, we went to the Coast Guard base to film Su Dong, but Su Dong was not photographed, but we were detained in the detention center.

"No way! Who would have thought that Su Dong would have been on the coast guard ship and never came back, we are careless! Such a character with a lot of traffic is so cheap for "Professional Experience Officer".

"Who said it wasn't, after so long, no matter how stupid the production team of the other party's program team was, they should have realized the loopholes in the contract and made up for it..."

Saying that, the two who were nibbling on the duck's head suddenly realized something and looked at each other instantly.

Xiao Li said excitedly: "That's not right, Director!! These days Su Dong is still on the coast guard boat, even their show crew can't get on it!!!

The supervisor was also excited, "Yes! This shows that their program team has not checked and filled the gaps in the contract, or even if the loopholes are found, but they have not been filled, we still have a chance.

"This wave must be won!""

"Got it!

on the deck.

Su Dong squinted bored and basked in the sun.

After experiencing the incident of the rod off just now, he simply leaned on the fence to observe the fishing rod up close this time, and he did not believe that the fishing rod could still run this time.

If it weren't for the bad influence of the live broadcast, and Lu Feng didn't allow it, Su Dong would have wanted to sit on the fence.

Half-squinting, Su Dong recalled many wonderful stories in history in his mind,

"Ximen Qing looked at Pan Jinlian, and Pan Jinlian lowered her head; when Pan Jinlian looked at Ximen Qing, Ximen Qing lowered her head and drank tea, and the two of them pretended to be innocent."

Just as he was watching with relish, his heart was surging, and when he could not wait to replace it with his body, suddenly the fishing rod next to him moved.

Su Dong reflexively held the fishing rod and reluctantly exited the famous book page in his mind.

He lifted it vigorously, the weight of about a ton was not heavy, and while pulling, he whispered,

"Grandma has a leg, and she is looking at it with blood, but she caught it at this time, interrupting my train of thought, I want to see what it is, if it is the Devil's Zero fighter again, see how I deal with it!

On the deck, following Su Dong's actions, everyone on the deck immediately turned their attention to him, and Cai Kun ran over from the other side of the deck carrying the camera.

He still knows who is the eldest brother and who is the younger brother.

Under everyone's attention, the sea was rippling, and a plane head was caught.

Su Dong:

Cai Kun:

People in the live room:

good guy!

It's another plane!

No, it should be said that it is just a plane head.

Looking at the propeller that kept shaking due to dragging in front of them, everyone felt a little full for a while.

Lu Feng was speechless and said:

"Su Dong, don't you think about hanging this thing all around the ship?

Depend on!

This is the coast guard ship!

There are fighter jets that have been rusted decades ago, and it is strange to look at them.

Su Dong also had some pain in the ass.

Nima!

How did I catch another such thing.

No, this time it's not one, this time it's just one nose, only one third.

How many Zero fighters did the Japanese lose?!

Could it be that there has been a sinking naval fleet recently?!

Beside him, Cai Kun blinked and said thoughtfully: "Brother, why is this scene so familiar? It seems that this scene happened when you were fishing for an arsenal the day before yesterday. 35

Su Dong sighed and was about to say something when suddenly, a huge shadow appeared on the sea.

Because the fighter's attention was diverted, everyone did not notice this scene.

Unknowingly, this group of shadows grew bigger and bigger, and in the end, it was about the size of the front deck of the entire coast guard ship.

The next moment, the waves rolled, and a huge figure jumped into the air as if freed from the shackles of the sea.

It opened its mouth a full seven or eight meters, swallowed the nose of the aircraft that was shaking in the air, and then a dragon swayed its tail and disappeared from everyone's eyes.

The entire scene, except for the constantly rolling waves, was empty.

As for the people on the deck, they were already stunned at this moment.

They didn't even feel that they were already soaked by the sea water that had tumbled onto the deck.

Even Su Dong stared blankly at the sea, unaware that the line on his fishing rod was constantly being pulled into the sea.

What the fuck?!

What just happened?!

So what about a big nose?!

What about the four-meter-wide nose?!

Is that gone?!

What kind of monster just jumped up?!

After a few seconds, everyone on the deck reacted and immediately swarmed up around the fence to look down.

On the sea, a jet-black figure almost half the size of the coast guard ship was slowly floating.

This turned out to be an adult whale!

Cai Kun was stunned to see this scene, and stammered and asked:

"Brother...Brother...Brother, this... just this thing swallowed the nose of the machine?!"

Su Dong nodded numbly, his heart also a little messy.

What the fuck?!

Are the whales all good these days?!

The last whale I encountered was stranded on the beach because it swallowed the sonar of a nuclear submarine, because the sonar was stuck in the back tooth socket and was too uncomfortable.

This one is better, instead of biting the sonar, it directly bit down the nose of the fighter jet.

Nima, now whales, should they eat technology products instead of meat?!

Although this nose is only three or four meters in size, there is a propeller on the top of the nose!

With such a big propeller, how did the whale swallow it?!.