Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

Beijing.

It was noon, but because of the dark clouds, the weather was not only not sultry, but a little cool.

Somewhere in a quaint living room, several people exchanged words in whispers.

"How is it? Did you find it? Why didn't I find any national treasures born in the past two days?""

"I didn't find it either. Strange, did Wang Yu know about it through a special way?"

"I don't know, but now the easiest person to find the national treasure should be Su Dong, but I didn't find anything like the "Yongle Grand Ceremony" Kyushu Ding in his live broadcast room, but I found a naval battle today. Ruins and ancient shipwrecks of the Southern Song Dynasty.”

"It's not necessarily the "Yongle Grand Ceremony" and the Jiuzhou Ding, the "Orchid Pavilion Collection Preface" is also considered a national treasure.

"Then I didn't find any information about these cultural relics. Could it be that Wang Yu really didn't bother us this time?"

"It's hard to say, look for it again. Last time Wang Yu's remarks directly retired you, Lao Sun. The three of us have been ridiculed by those history professors for a long time. This time, we can't let him succeed."

"Yes, look for it again. 99

On the opposite side, Wang Yu's face was as black as ink.

In front of him, saying that he is yin, who are these three people?

He shouldn't have come to visit.

"Have you found it? If you do find the treasure, please let me know!" Wang Yu gritted his teeth.

The other three looked at each other, and finally Liu Mingdao said with some regret:

"Is the ancient shipwreck of the Southern Song Dynasty discovered by Su Dong a treasure?"

Li Wu nodded and said: "Naturally, if I remember correctly, this ancient sunken ship should be the largest ancient sunken ship discovered in our country so far, and there are many goods on board. History plays a big role."5

Sun Shang said with some pity: "It's a pity that this kind of cultural relic is more suitable for the place where it was found, and it is not suitable for a restaurant like you and me, otherwise I really want to come.

Wang Yu snorted lightly, knowing that the three of them were changing the subject, he didn't break it, just said:

"What are you afraid of, this is also found in the southern waters. If it is found in the eastern waters, I will definitely come. It's a pity that Su Dong is in the southern waters now, otherwise I really want to catch him and let him go to Jinling. Catch some treasures in the eastern waters of the gate."

Li Wu blinked and couldn't help but said, "You can try it out, as you are the curator of Jinling History Museum, Su Dong will probably give you face, after all, where fishing is not fishing.

Wang Yu complained a little: "You think I don't want to be arrested? The problem is that now Su Dong is in the southern waters, on the coast guard ship, so I'll arrest him?!

"You forgot the press conference of the day after tomorrow? Su Dong will definitely come back at such an important moment, won't you see him then?" Liu Mingdao reminded.

Suddenly, Wang Yu's eyes lit up.

yes!

The day after tomorrow is the press conference for the certification of the Chuan Guoyu Seal. At such an important moment, Su Dong, the discoverer, must come back.

I will go fishing tomorrow afternoon, fly to the capital by special plane in the evening, and attend a press conference at nine o'clock the next morning.

Isn't it time for your chance to come?!

Su Dong had been in the southern waters for almost a week, and with a few days left, it would be good to pull him to the eastern seas.

He didn't believe that the treasures on the seabed in the eastern sea area would be less than in the southern sea area.

You must know that the various developments in the eastern sea area are much earlier than the southern sea area.

As early as the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, Wu and Yue had already gone out to sea for fishing.

For so long, countless things have been buried under the sea.

Even if you can't catch a national treasure like the "Yongle Grand Ceremony", it's not a loss to catch more precious cultural relics.

The more Wang Yu thought about it, the more feasible he felt, that is, the specific plan should be studied carefully, how to deceive Su Dong...

Ship Seven.

After the salvage engineering ship arrived, Lu Feng directed the coast guard ship to leave the area and continue his patrol.

With the distance from the salvage ship, the whole sea area returned to calm for a while.

At this time, the sun was hanging high, and Su Dong just thought for a while and decided to go back to the dormitory to sleep.

Contrast Cai Kun expressed his incomparable agreement.

Two in the afternoon.

The two woke up from their slumber.

After hitting Hache, Su Dong brought Cai Kun to the deck again.

At this time, the second wave of people came to the deck early, and they all looked at him with enthusiasm.

Teaching them is very simple, broadcast gymnastics.

It takes a few minutes to teach the kung fu, and then let them practice on their own.

It is said that spring is sleepy, autumn is lacking in summer, and summer is napping.

It's just September, and Su Dong doesn't know if it's summer or autumn. It's summer. In theory, it's already autumn, but it's autumn, and the weather is so hot.

He was sleepy and tired and dozing off anyway.

As soon as he yawned, he saw Lu Feng walking over with his fishing rod, and the corners of his eyes twitched.

"No, it's only half past two, so you shouldn't be in such a hurry, right?"

Lu Feng threw the fishing rod to him, panting and said, "What are you doing with this fishing rod, it's really heavy, heavier than steel!

Su Dong shrugged, "Of course it's heavy, can't it be too heavy, you can't catch anything."

He took the fishing rod, weighed it, then pulled the line and gave it a gentle shake.

Immediately, the hook fell into the sea water and slowly sank.

Lu Feng's eyelids twitched.

Nima, when he moved it just now, he knew that this thing was very heavy, and as a result, this thing was thrown into the sea like this, it's really not human!

"Su Dong, you have also seen how popular the things you caught are so popular, make persistent efforts this afternoon!" Lu Feng encouraged.

Su Dong blinked and said sincerely: "Captain Lu, you may not believe it, I just want to catch fish now.

Lu Feng thought about Su Dong's past record and couldn't help but blurt out: "That might be a bit difficult.

Su Dong:

Brother, you are too direct.

Cai Kun listened to the music next to him,

"Hey hey, this is not an ordinary difficulty, brother, why don't you worry about it, you have even caught sharks and whales, so what is there to worry about. 35

Su Dong's expression was solemn, "I'm going to count, today is actually a lottery, I'll definitely be able to catch some fish!

Cai Kun blinked and couldn't help but pouted, this expression was all too familiar to him.

When he was filming with Su Dong on the first day, this brother was full of confidence.

As a result, from early to late that day, I caught nothing, I was hungry all day, and finally I was so scared that I vomited out the bile.

This scene, he will never forget.

The sun at two o'clock in the afternoon is the hottest time of the day.

At this time, everyone on the boat was out of energy, even a wave of marine police who were doing radio gymnastics, and even Su Dong's live broadcast room was much less than other times.

Just like this, more than 20 minutes passed. Just as Su Dong was about to enter the cabin to wash his face, suddenly, the fishing rod moved.

"Fuck!

Su Dong immediately grabbed the fishing rod and kept rewinding the line.

"Hahahaha! The prey below is struggling! It must be a fish! I caught a fish at noon!"

As soon as these words came out, all the people on the deck were energized.

Cai Kun immediately looked towards the sea, looking at the calm sea level, Cai Kun became suspicious,

"Brother, are you sure you're right? Obviously there's nothing!""

Even Lu Feng, the captain of the coast guard ship, looked at Su Dong suspiciously at this moment.

He also didn't believe that Su Dong could catch fish.

Su Dong shook his head and said confidently: "I have a fishing line of more than 100 meters, and of course there is nothing at sea level. You are not me, you can't feel it! I can feel the sense of struggle from the bottom of the sea, although it is very Weak, but definitely alive, not dead!"

Cai Kun couldn't help but said: "Brother, when you caught a shark last time, you said that.

"It's not the same!" Su Dong said: "The shark struggles very hard, but this fish struggles very little, about the same as a ten-pound fish.

"It doesn't have to be a shark, it could also be a lobster, a crab, an octopus, or other creatures under the sea." Cai Kun said, holding his hands.

Su Dong's face turned dark, "Shut up! You'll know the truth when you catch it! 99

Cai Kun grinned and stopped talking.

At this time, because of Su Dong and Cai Kun's words, there were more barrages in the live broadcast room.

"I bet two dollars that what Brother Dongzi caught was definitely not a fish!!

"That's over, the bet isn't going to go, and there's no one on the other side.

"Tsk tsk, I have seen this expression of Brother Dongzi too many times, the corpse on the first day and the second day, the gun on the third day, and the bomb, the shark.

"Hey, it's too difficult, now those casinos don't take Brother Zi's gambling games, I heard that because it doesn't conform to the laws of mathematics, I lost a lot of money...

"Hahahaha, there's no way, whoever let Brother Dongzi catch something is too unexpected."

on the deck.

Su Dong kept taking the fishing line, because the prey was very light, the fishing line was received very quickly this time.

But when the fishing line was about to reach the end, Cai Kun and Lu Feng's expression turned suspicious.

Because the sea level is actually rippling, you can vaguely see something in the shape of a fish that seems to be... struggling?

It really looks like a fish.

shit!

Did this guy really catch a fish?

The curse is broken?!

"Hahahahaha!" 5

Su Dong also saw this scene and couldn't help laughing proudly,

"Let you laugh at me again?! Are you still laughing at me? And I'll never be able to catch fish? Impossible!"

"Before, I was not serious! Today, when I am serious, didn't I catch the fish easily?!

"Come on, little darling, let me see what you are and what kind of fish you are. 39

With that said, Su Dong slammed the pole and threw the prey onto the deck.

"Whoosh...crack!

Everyone's eyes also turned with the arc of the fishing line.

When they saw the fish that Su Dong caught, everyone was silent for a while.

The next moment, a sound of air-conditioning sounded.

"Hey...what the hell is this?! I saw it for the first time yesterday, are you sure it's a fish?! 35

"What the hell?! What is this?! It's so ugly! It's uglier than me!

"Nima... How can there be such an ugly thing in the world... This is too disgusting?! 99

"I heard Brother Dongzi say that his fishing line went down more than 100 meters, and the bottom of the sea should be completely dark, right? No one is watching, so it just grows up casually?"

"Damn it! I followed my father to the sea since I was a child, and I have seen a lot of strange fish, but this is the first time I have seen such an ugly fish.

"Actually, there is another question...is this guy actually a fish?"

"Should...maybe...probably...a fish?"

Beside him, Cai Kun was already stunned.

What the fuck?!

What the hell is this?!

Is this too ugly?!

He couldn't help asking: "Brother...you caught this thing...are you sure it's a fish? 99

Su Dong was also stunned on the spot.

His smile slowly subsided, and his scalp was numb when he looked at such a strange creature.

He also wanted to know this question.

Nima!

Is this thing a fish?!

Su Dong is now vomiting blood in depression.

I originally thought that I finally caught a fish today, but who would have thought that this was what I caught, and he didn't even know what it was!

A drooping mouth, a long and big nose, two extremely strange eyes, and a strangely shaped body.

How ugly.

In fact, these organs, if you look at them individually... well, they're pretty ugly if you look at them individually.

At this time, the live broadcast room was also boiling.

||Fuck!Fuck! What an ugly thing! How can there be such an ugly thing in the world?!

"Ouch! I threw up all the lunch I had at noon today! Ouch! This is so ugly! It's even uglier than a photographer.

"I saw my scalp tingling and goosebumps all over my body. This is the first time I've seen such an ugly fish, it must be a fish, right? 35

"I found it! It's really a fish, it's called Blobfish, because it has a sad face, it's called "the fish with the saddest expression in the world". Because it lives at the bottom of the sea, it rarely appears in the sight of human beings on weekdays.

"Good guy, it's actually a fish..."

"It's 1,200 meters above sea level... No wonder it looks so ugly, the bottom of the sea is so dark, no one and no fish pay attention to it, but it's not just growing..."

"Pfft, hahaha, your brain circuit upstairs is really weird.

"I will add that the blobfish lives on the bottom of the sea, and the water pressure is very strong, so it is difficult for it to do effective work, so in order to maintain buoyancy, its body is composed of a gel-like substance that is slightly less dense than water, which means , The meat of this fish... um... no one has ever eaten it."9

"Fuck! Such an ugly fish, I don't want you to give me a second look, let alone eat it. Are other fish not good-looking or fragrant? I have to suffer this crime to eat it?!"

"It's true, I have no desire to eat such an ugly fish..."

"Then the question is, is what Brother Dongzi caught this time a fish? 35

"Of course it's a fish... but it's not a serious fish..."

on the deck.

After guessing for a long time, Cai Kun finally couldn't help but took out his mobile phone and took a photo of Shuidiyu, and then Baidu recognized the picture, and Shuidiyu's Baidu Baike immediately jumped out.

After reading it, Su Dong, Cai Kun, Lu Feng and the three were silent.

After a long time, Cai Kun was surprised and said:

"Good guy! Such an ugly thing is actually a fish?!

Then, he held Su Dong's hand and said solemnly: "Brother, congratulations! Your hunch today is all right! You really caught a fish today!"

Everyone in Su Dong (Wang Nuo-zhao) is numb.

Although he did catch fish, he didn't feel happy at all.

He couldn't help but glanced at the water drop fish again, and immediately turned his head in disgust.

So ugly!

How can there be such an ugly fish in the world?!

Lu Feng couldn't help rubbing his eyebrows and said:

"Put it away, it's the first time I've seen something so strange, so don't eat it, lest something go wrong with your body. 99

For Lu Feng's suggestion, Su Dong, Cai Kun and others on the deck expressed their incomparable approval.

It is true that this fish is so disgusting, it makes them all disgusting.

But who takes the hook off and throws the fish down is a problem.

Su Dong didn't want to move himself, let alone anyone else.

He looked at Cai Kun, Cai Kun immediately held the camera on his shoulders with both hands, and said solemnly:

"Brother, I'm filming, don't get kung fu."

Su Dong looked at the coast guards on the deck again, and immediately, these coast guards began to practice sex.

"One two three four, two two three four, three two three four, again!

He finally turned his gaze to Lu Feng, who immediately turned around and walked towards the cab, muttering to himself at the corner of his mouth,

"The sailing speed is a bit fast now, have to tell the cockpit, let them slow down...

Su Dong: "............"

Good guy, this group of people is running really fast!

In desperation, he had to pinch his nose to get the hook by himself.

Not to mention, the water dropfish has a good touch, a gel-like body, and it feels a bit like a soft jelly ball, but this thing is really ugly, so ugly that people can't bear to look directly at it, even a big heart like Su Dong can't stand it .

But ugliness also has the advantage of being ugly, as long as you change to a more normal fish, it will enter Su Dong's stomach tonight.

Although the blobfish is ugly, it saves its life... welcome...

Su Dong breathed a sigh of relief after pinching his nose and returning the thing back to the water.

Cai Kun, who witnessed all this, and the coast guards also breathed a sigh of relief.

Just in time, Lu Feng returned to the deck after conveying the order.

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