Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?
Chapter 144: A hodgepodge of ugly fish, I caught a blue-ringed octopus!
The blobfish was lucky, although it was ugly, it at least survived and didn't die in the kitchen.
Cai Kun, Lu Feng, and the others were surprised that there were such ugly fish in the world, which was beyond their cognition.
As for Su Dong, he was depressed because he caught such an ugly fish...
For a while, he couldn't figure out why he caught such an ugly fish with such a handsome face.
He found that the fish he caught these days were very strange, such as great white sharks, whales, and today's blobfish, which made him worry about his fishing career.
Baidu Encyclopedia says that the blobfish only eats plankton in front of him, but is his hook count as plankton?
Shaking his head and looking at the water drop fish, Su Dong said solemnly: "Don't panic! It was just a mistake just now, I can definitely catch a serious fish today!"5
The so-called serious fish are fish that fishermen normally catch and eat. Whales, sharks, and blobfish are naturally not among them.
Cai Kun nodded and said solemnly, "Brother, I believe in you."
Su Dong nodded with satisfaction, threw the fishing rod again, and continued the fishing career this afternoon.
And a group of people on the deck are still talking about the blobfish.
Being too good-looking will attract attention, and in the same way, being too ugly will become a talking point.
If nothing else, at least Su Dong's action made everyone at the scene sober a lot, and the tiredness of the afternoon also dissipated.
Twenty minutes later.
Just as everyone's chatter gradually faded, the fishing rod beside Su Dong actually moved again.
"Huh? Brother, your fishing rod moved." Cai Kun's sharp eyes were the first to see this.
Su Dong tried the fishing rod, good guy, he also felt pulling, and the pulling force was much stronger than that of the blobfish.
Immediately, he was excited again.
"Hahahahahaha!!! Xiao Kunzi, I must have caught a fish this time! And it's still a serious fish! It's definitely not a bizarre thing like a blobfish!
Cai Kun blinked, "Brother, don't do this, your flag has been broken several times. 99
Suddenly, Su Dong's laughter stopped abruptly.
He glanced at Cai Kun and said angrily, "The first few times were to confuse your attention, but this time it's different, this time I'm sure I'll hit it!"5
Cai Kun scratched his head, and for some reason, with his shallow brain, he thought of a celebrity named Fan Jin at this moment.
At the beginning, this eldest brother was also unfavorable in the imperial examinations several times, and finally he made a comeback and became a famous celebrity.
Looking at Brother Dongzi's appearance, could it be that there is really no drama this time?
For a while, Cai Kun not only became suspicious.
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After all, although the blobfish just now was extremely ugly and disgusting, it was indeed a fish!
I wonder if Brother Dongzi is very peaceful this afternoon, is it really possible to catch fish?
Thinking of this, Cai Kun couldn't help but feel a little regretful. He is currently carrying a camera live, so it's really not suitable for fishing. Otherwise, as usual, whenever he fishes with this eldest brother, he can always catch good things.
He didn't eat lobster for a few days, he was really thinking about it.
Cai Kun's brain circuit is very strange, but there are more entertainers in the live broadcast room.
"666, Brother Dongzi's sentence of serious fish is ridiculous. He also knows that what he is fishing in front of him is not a serious fish."
"The market is open, the market is open! The 1st mover brother is not catching fish, the 2nd mover brother catches the fish, and the 3rd mover brother catches the blob fish again."
"Hahahahahaha!! Don't look down on blobfish! People in Baidu Encyclopedia are pure and pure fish! Purer than whales! Although it is ugly..."
"Blobfish: "First of all, I didn't offend anyone!""
On the deck, as Su Dong kept reeling, the prey had been dragged from the 100-meter-deep seabed to the surface.
At the end, Su Dong shouted with a smile, and a black fish-like object was thrown onto the deck.
"It's time to witness the miracle!
"Snapped!""
A forty centimeters, full of fangs, equally strange, jet-black things kept struggling on the deck.
Immediately, the entire deck returned to silence.
But the next moment, everyone was whispering with strange expressions, one person was whispering, and a group of people were ducks barking.
Just like the self-study classes in junior high and high school, a person whispering without a sound, a group of people talking in a low voice is like a vegetable market.
"Damn it! It's ugly! How can I feel that this thing is even uglier than the dropfish just now?!"
"Hammer! Blobfish is still ugly. Although this fish is relatively ugly, it is still better than Blobfish.
"It's really ugly... Look at the time when Brother Dongzi takes the line, it is estimated that he was caught by fishing on the bottom of the sea, fuck! Are all the fish on the bottom of the sea so ugly?!
"Sure enough, there is no comparison and no harm. If it was half an hour ago, I would have exclaimed how there could be such an ugly fish in the world, but with the bottom of the blob fish, I am looking at this fish now, and it is actually quite good. Brilliant.
"God is so beautiful... You are really awesome! 35
"This one is okay. It looks like it has fish scales. It's not like a blobfish. Its body looks like a jellyfish. I don't even dare to touch it."
"Nima, how come this fish's teeth are so big, so long (bjfa) and so sharp?! I doubt this is a piranha!
"Well, though, but there shouldn't be piranhas in the Pacific, right? Piranhas should be in rainforest rivers.
Cai Kun stared blankly at the thing that Zhang Ya and claws were struggling with, and he was crying in his heart.
This thing looks... it's supposed to be a fish!
But that's why, this fish looks so strange!
It's okay to look ugly, the fangs on the mouth are still so big, the creatures on the bottom of the sea are really strange!
He really believed in this brother's evil, and actually believed that the mover brother could catch serious fish, and he was still too young!
Su Dong also froze in place.
Ten thousand grass and mud horses roared through his heart.
Nima!
Isn't this too ridiculous?!
Why is it such an ugly, strange fish?!
Is it because he is unlucky, or is it all fish on the bottom of the sea?!
At the same time, there were more barrages in the live broadcast room.
"Damn it! Damn it! Why is such an ugly fish again?! Brother Dongzi is cursed?!
"Nima, this fish is so ugly, but it's still better than that blob fish, the blob fish is the ugliest fish in the world!!"
"This fish is really ugly, mainly because it's quite fierce. Look at the teeth, it's seven or eight centimeters long. It's so fast that it catches up with a leopard. It's an exaggeration!"
"I found it! This is an anglerfish! There are many names, such as anglerfish, stammer fish, stingray, sea slug, etc. It is called it. This fish is actually quite common, and it is distributed in the Pacific, Atlantic, and Indian Oceans.
"Hahahaha! I know this fish! I often catch this when I go out to catch the sea! This one has also been called an angler on the bottom of the sea. Have you seen what looks like a worm on its tail? This is the tool it uses for fishing, Once it attracts a fish, it will immediately turn around and swallow it, and this worm-like thing will also glow, so it is also called an electric fish."
"This kind of fish is quite interesting. Their hermaphroditic male fish, as an appendage, will bite the female fish's body tightly and parasitize on the female fish for a long time. During the parasitic process, the male fish will gradually disintegrate until it disappears completely. Fish become the source of sperm for females. In simple terms, this fish is similar to a mantis.
"Hey... As expected, the world is so vast that nothing can be done in order to reproduce."9
"Indeed, this kind of fish is very dangerous. There is a row of thorns at the connection between the tail and the fish body, and the tips of the thorns are poisonous. You must be careful when catching them, as it will be troublesome if you get stabbed.
"...Are you sure the thorns are poisonous?! But the mover has already grabbed it with his hands!!!
On the deck, Su Dong was holding on to the anglerfish, looked at it carefully, and suddenly looked disgusted.
It's just ugly, it's still full of barbs, and it's not easy to grasp, I really want to pull out all the thorns on its body.
Next to him, Cai Kun, who was reading pictures on Baidu, looked at his phone and said:
"Brother, I found it, this is an anglerfish, and it is quite dangerous. It can't help but have long teeth and thorns on its body. Not only that, these thorns are poisonous. 39
"Poisonous..." Su Dong was feeling the thorns on the tail of the fish, wondering if he should pull it out, he was startled when he heard this,
"What poison? Is it poisonous?"
"I don't know, Baidu didn't say it." After saying that, Cai Kun raised his head and met Su Dong who was holding the anglerfish.
A few seconds later, Cai Kun said in shock:
"Brother, have you touched the spines on this fish?!
Su Dong nodded, "This thorn is so ugly, I'm thinking about pulling it out for him."
"No way!! The thorns on his body are poisonous!!" Cai Kun said anxiously.
Su Dong waved his hand, "It has to pierce my skin to be poisonous. I have never heard of injecting toxins directly into the blood vessels through the skin. 35
With his current body defense, even a sharp knife and needle can't penetrate his body, how could a small thorn pierce his skin.
It can be said that as long as he is not bombarded by guns and ammunition in turn, he will not be able to do anything.
In other words, his biggest enemy now is... appendicitis?
Cai Kun was stunned for a moment, looked at Su Dong's unscathed hands, felt that what he said made sense, and immediately changed the subject.
"Brother, what are you going to do with this fish? Eat it?"
"Eat?" Su Dong curled his lips in disgust immediately, "No! It's cheap to eat it! Of course, throw it away! 99
After all, he waved his hand and threw it back into the sea.
The two fish that he caught in a row this afternoon were both of this kind, which really left him speechless.
Seeing this, Cai Kun shrugged. According to Baidu Encyclopedia, although this fish looks ugly, its nutritional value is quite high, and the Japanese country uses its liver as a delicacy.
If he doesn't see the prototype of this fish and just eats meat, he can still try it.
Put the anglerfish back in the water, and Su Dong continues to fish.
He felt that there was no hope at all today. The first blobfish didn't look like a fish, and the second anglerfish was ugly, but at least it looked like a fish.
If it goes on like this, wouldn't it be possible to catch normal fish right away?
So, Su Dong continued to fish with hope.
Fifteen minutes later, the rod moved again.
"Hahahahahaha! Another fish is hooked!!
"Snapped!"
A minute later, another extremely ugly fish was thrown onto the deck.
Everyone:
Thirty minutes later, the rod moved again.
“This time it must be a normal fish!!!
"Snapped!
After dozens of seconds, a strange-shaped thing struggled on the deck.
crowd: crystal
Fifty minutes later, the rod shook again.
"I can't believe it! I can't catch normal fish today!!
"Snapped!"
After a while, a fish-like thing was caught.
Everyone: ""
"Go on! I'm sure to catch normal fish today! 35 Su Dong's exasperated voice came.
after an hour…
seventy minutes later
After an hour and a half...
One hundred minutes later...
One after another, extremely ugly and oddly-shaped fish were thrown onto the deck, and everyone watching was stunned.
For the first time, they discovered that the fish resources in the ocean are so rich, and there are more than ten kinds of fish that are just extremely ugly.
They thought that the blobfish and anglerfish were just an accident at the beginning, but now it seems that it should not be an accident.
How can one catch a dozen types of ugly fish by accident?
And these strangely shaped fish are not of the same species.
This Nima is too exaggerated!
Brother mover is not fishing for planes and battleships, but for ugly fish instead?!
Cai Kun couldn't help but glanced at the time, and before he knew it, it was already half past four.
He roughly counted, and in the past two hours this afternoon, Brother Dongzi actually caught a dozen strange and ugly fish.
At this speed, the fishing guy is jealous when he sees it, if he catches a normal fish...
Everyone in the live broadcast room was also dazzled, exclaiming joy... pain...
"Fuck! F*ck!! Why are the fish that Brother Dongzi catches so ugly? This is too exaggerated!"
"Nima!! Lao Tzu's eyes! Why are there so many ugly fish in the bottom of the sea!!""
"Time for popular science! The third one is the trigger fish! They are flat, like pancakes swimming around in the sea, and the scales on their bodies can be said to be a combination of various colors. Well... it's just ugly, obviously the combination of fish and fish scales is not good.
"The fourth is the red-lipped batfish, it has a particularly red mouth, so it's red-lipped, it has four legs, it walks on its fins, well...it's considered one of the ugliest fish in the world..."
"The fifth is the viper fish, also known as the viper fish, they are long and shaped like a viper, with a mouth similar to that of an anglerfish, and their teeth are very long and sharp, very fierce, and feed on floating fish plankton.
"The sixth sheep's head fish...
"The seventh rule is to devour the eel..."
"Long experience... Sure enough, the beautiful things in the world are very different, but the ugly things are ugly and strange..."
"What's so special!! I will endure the others!! The seventh swallowing eel scared me to death!! Nima! How can there be such a scary thing in the world?!
"Indeed! Eel-devouring is really not only ugly, but scary. Compared with it, the blobfish has become amiable."
on the deck.
Cai Kun was dumbfounded as he watched one strangely-shaped fish being caught and thrown down again, making his scalp numb.
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He knew that many creatures on the seabed were quite casual, much worse than those on land, but he didn't know that these creatures were so casual!
Although the world is huge, it is full of wonders. But the appearance of these fish still shocked him.
Cai Kun was speechless and said:
"Brother... are you trying to catch all kinds of ugly fish on the bottom of the sea?
Su Dong is also a little unlovable.
The first item is not a big problem, the second item still has hope, the third item is a little bit awkward, the fourth item and the fifth item...
After so many blows, he felt that he couldn't catch more normal fish.
He even hoped that he would not fish for the rest of the time, and it would be more realistic to fish for planes and warships... At least this wouldn't scare him.
At this moment, the fishing rod in Su Dong's hand moved again.
This time it was Cai Kun who discovered it first,
"Brother, have you caught fish again?"
"Oh? Really?" Su Dong's expression was erratic, and then he noticed that something was hooked, and got up and slowly took up the fishing line.
After so many blows, he didn't expect to catch normal fish anymore, he just hoped that the fish caught this time would not be so ugly.
Although this is difficult to achieve.
Two minutes later, when the hook came out of the water, Su Dong was a little surprised to find that what he caught this time was different.
"Huh? This is... an octopus? Why did you catch an octopus this time? This octopus is quite beautiful, with blue light all over its body.
Su Dong was a little surprised. He thought it was an ugly fish this time, but he didn't expect that it was not. Not only was it not an ugly fish, but it was a pretty octopus with dozens or hundreds of blue halos.
Is it time for him to turn around?
Su Dong raised his eyebrows and controlled the fishing rod. This time, instead of throwing the octopus on the deck, he turned around and threw it into his hands with a little force.
(The picture is of swallowing eels, a little scary, be careful!!).
(This chapter contains pictures, click the "Illustration" button in the lower right corner of the screen to view the pictures.)
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