Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

"666, the police are here, it will take an hour."

"There's no way, today the school starts at elementary school and high school, plus it's 5:00 o'clock when people get off work, the combination of the two will directly block the streets of Xinhui, and the half-hour journey has been blocked until now. 35

"Indeed, the traffic jam is too serious now, sigh, if I hadn't had to go to work today, I would have gone to Yashan to find Brother Dongzi. 99

"Pffhahahahaha, Brother Dongzi's eyes made me laugh to death, holding the Chuan Guo Jade Seal in his arms, watching the surroundings with vigilance, Nima, this is a live broadcast, who would dare to grab the Chuan Guo Jade Seal?"

"Pfft, I actually really want to see if there are Er Lengzi coming to rob. With the strength of the mover who can pull up the howitzer, I seriously doubt that he can crush the robber."

"It's really outrageous. One slap can slap the shark flying, and one kick kicks the shark more than ten meters away. If this kick hits a person, I'm afraid he will die on the spot."

' But to tell the truth, holding the Chuan Guo Jade Seal is really stressful. The Kyushu tripod is bronze anyway, so it's not that easy to break. The Chuan Guo Jade Seal was originally broken in one corner. The famous jade seal of the country has gone down in history. 99

"Indeed, it's no wonder that Brother Dongzi is protecting himself, but now the police are here and hand over the Chuan Guoyu Seal to the police, and then it's the police's turn to be trembling."

"To be honest, I actually wanted to see how the police came up and took the bronze cannon down."

"Hahaha, I saw a police car, two cars, a pickup truck, and I have to run again after that."

Hearing the alarm bell, Su Dong was moved to tears.

It's finally here.

In these fifteen minutes, he was able to experience the time as a year.

Apart from the happiness at the beginning, the rest of the time has been in a state of tension, and now I can finally throw this hot taro out.

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The police car stopped in a clearing.

A dozen or so policemen walked down scratching their heads, looking around as if "620" were looking for something.

Su Dong immediately took a deep breath and shouted hard:

"I am here!!!!!

The police: "????""

Seven or eight minutes later.

According to Su Dong's morning journey, more than a dozen policemen finally turned around.

As soon as he came up, the leading middle-aged man complained:

"No, how did you find it on such a bumpy road?"

Su Dong grinned, "Maybe this is life.

Police:

Cai Kun:

Studio:

"Okay, didn't you call the police and say you caught a bronze door...Fuck!!!

Halfway through speaking, the middle-aged police officer saw the bronze cannon lying on the slopes of the mountains and forests behind the two of them.

Behind him, a dozen or so police officers also gasped.

Is this Nima too exaggerated?!

Some of them came because Su Dong said that the bronze cannons weighed several hundred kilograms and could not be carried without people, so they came. There was a car, a light truck, and another police car. It was purely after patrolling the area. I heard that I caught a bronze cannon, so I followed.

Simply put, come and have fun when you're done.

Normally, a police car and a light truck are enough.

Seeing the bronze cannons in this place now makes me really happy.

In the live broadcast room, the barrage suddenly increased,

"Satisfied, I waited for an hour just to see this scene.

"Brother mover: Can't you think of it?! After calling the police, I caught more than a dozen cannons.

"It is estimated that the police are desperate now. They finally got stuck in the car for half an hour, only to find that they still need to seek support."

"Actually, it's not bad. Now that the evening rush hour is about to pass, and the students have already enrolled, it's only half an hour's journey from the district, and it's just half an hour to get these bronze cannons down the mountain. 35

"Fuck! It makes sense! From this point of view, it's not a big problem. Maybe half an hour later, the support will come, but the bronze cannons have not been installed yet. In this kind of road conditions, it is not easy to handle a thing of several hundred kilograms.

The middle-aged police officer looked at the bronze cannon in this place, and it was still glowing green. Because of the hot weather, the seaweed and seaweed wrapped around the cannon had already begun to turn yellow.

He stepped forward, passed over Su Dong and the others, and carefully touched the bronze cannons. The ten or so police officers were also very conscious, taking pictures, taking pictures, and inspecting. of.

After checking all the cannons, including the wheel shafts, the middle-aged police officer raised his head, twitched the corners of his mouth, and asked speechlessly:

"Didn't you say there is only one bronze cannon? What is the situation with this group?"

Su Dong scratched his head, and also said somewhat speechlessly:

"When the police were called, only one bronze cannon was caught.

"and then?

"Then, after calling the police, these bronze cannons seemed to be hooked on their own, and they caught one in a few minutes, and after an hour, there were so many.

Middle-aged police officer: "????"

Are you messing around with me?!

Su Dong also thinks this answer is a bit nonsense, but this is the truth!

I don't want to fish myself, but these cannons have to hit his hooks, what can he do?!

He is also very helpless!

Pulling up the bronze cannons, he is also very tired, isn't he?!

For a while Su Dong didn't know how to explain, he simply said:

"There are videos on the Internet. I caught the video clips of the cannon all the way. Weibo and Douyin have them. You can just search for a bronze cannon, and then go in and take a look.

A group of police: "???"

"Right. Su Dong suddenly thought of something, and immediately gave the hot taro in his hand to the middle-aged police officer.

In an instant, like a sage mode, Su Dong's whole body relaxed, and he said:

"Police officer, this thing is put away, these bronze cannons are not enough to make this thing precious."

??

Officer Zhao weighed the small box and asked in surprise:

"what is this?"

"The Imperial Jade Seal." Su Dong said with a relaxed expression.

"Don't make trouble! Speak honestly, I will make a transcript when I return to the police station. Officer Zhao rolled his eyes and said angrily.

Also passed the national jade seal?!

Why didn't you say that you caught the Kyushu Ding?!

"Am I talking honestly?! This is indeed the imperial jade seal. 35

Su Dong felt that he was innocent, and that he was telling the truth, but others didn't believe it.

Officer Zhao's face darkened, and he still put this nonsense aside?!

At this time, behind him, a young policeman touched his chin, suddenly opened his mouth wide, and asked:

"Are you Su Dong? The one that caught the Jiuzhou Ding at Chang'an City yesterday?"

Su Dong was moved to tears, and finally someone recognized him, it was not easy.

In fact, it's his own fault, if he finds a place where there are many fishermen, or many young people, it is estimated that he will be recognized soon.

However, in order to be quiet, he simply came to the wilderness, where no one could find him.

Coupled with the fact that a group of police officers are busy on weekdays, they don't have much time to surf the Internet at all, at most a cursory glance.

In this case, it is very good to be recognized.

The young policeman's words immediately caused a small-scale heated discussion, um...a dozen people.

"You were the one who caught the Kyushu Ding yesterday?!" Officer Zhao was a little surprised.

Good guy, did this kid really catch the Kyushu Ding?

Su Dong shook his head humbly, "It's just a little thing, it's not surprising, it's not surprising."

Officer Zhao was still skeptical. To be on the safe side, he took out his mobile phone and watched Su Dong's live clip.

Of course, before that, he first contacted the traffic department and ordered three heavy trucks to come over, and then he started watching the video, surrounded by a group of police.

five minutes later.

He shivered, and the box shook in his hand.

Officer Zhao swallowed his saliva and asked involuntarily:

"Is this really the Imperial Jade Seal?

Su Dong smiled and nodded, "Of course! I never lie!"

"Hi...! 39 Officer Zhao took a deep breath, and his facial expression began to distort.

hot hot hot!!!

His palms were already hot.

Nima, in ancient times, only the emperor was qualified to use the jade seal, but at this moment it was in his hands.

While excited for a while, his heart was instantly tense.

This is a legendary jade seal, what if it is damaged?!

Su Dong admired the expression on Officer Zhao's face, and was happy.

Sure enough, the tension will not disappear out of thin air, it will only be transferred from him to another person.

Behind him, Cai Kun, who was carrying the camera, had a weird expression. This brother, the expression on his face just now was really wretched...

Officer Zhao held the Chuan Guoyu Seal in his hand, and found a lot of places to store it, from his own pocket, to the backpack behind him, to giving it to others, and finally, back to him.

He could only sigh, and he kept it with himself, and he was really worried about putting it in other places.

He kind of understood what happened to Su Dong's relaxed expression just now.

Just holding the Chuan Guoyu Seal, Officer Zhao said angrily:

"Okay, I just called for support from the transportation department. I will arrive in about half an hour. Before that, let's transport the twenty bronze cannons."

As soon as these words came out, a dozen young police officers looked at each other in dismay.

"Captain, it's not that we don't want to carry it, it's really the terrain, we can't carry it! 55

"Yeah, it's not easy for us to come up, and it's hard to say whether we can go down now, 55

"If you want to carry it down, you can only make a way down, or find a crane, otherwise, with our strength, we can transport a full hundreds of kilograms of things down, we really can't do it!

Officer Zhao was stunned for a moment, and frowned quickly. Just now, Chuan Guoyuxi was so nervous that he even forgot about this. It really shouldn't be.

He glanced down at the road below.

It's extremely steep, it's better to go up, but it's really troublesome to go down.

With a bronze cannon of several hundred catties, it is almost impossible to do.

If you really want to forcibly take it down, not only will the cannon be broken, but I am afraid that I will not be able to live.

Officer Zhao suddenly sighed secretly, it seems that today's affairs will be busy until the early morning.

Just when he was about to call to find a crane, Su Dong stood up..

He glanced at everyone in surprise, pointed to a group of bronze cannons and asked:

"You're taking these cannons down?"

Officer Zhao nodded, "I must take it down, I can't keep it here, right? But this thing can't be carried by manpower, so we can only rely on cranes and cranes.

Su Dong Yile said, "No, you are looking for me, you are looking for me, all you need to do is to have a meal tonight, and you need to pay for the cranes and cranes.

"???" Officer Zhao was a little confused, he looked at Su Dong suspiciously, "I'm looking for you? What's the use of looking for you? Can you take these cannons down?

"Of course no problem! Don't forget how I caught the cannon."

Su Dong patted his chest for assurance.

After saying that, he immediately grabbed the fishing rod, hooked the cannon with the hook, and then yanked it sharply. Immediately, the entire cannon was pulled up by Su Dong.

"Fuck! 39

Officer Zhao and the rest of the police stared wide-eyed, and couldn't help but say the quintessence of the country again.

Although I saw it in the video, what I saw in the video and what I saw with my own eyes are two different things.

The shock of seeing it with your own eyes is much more powerful than that of a video.

The corner of Cai Kun's mouth twitched, good guy, this force was pretended to be a success by the big brother again.

Then, in the stunned eyes of everyone, the cannon was pulled aside by Su Dong, and with a violent force, the cannon immediately hung in the air and came to the edge of the inner cliff.

As Su Dong let go of the fishing line, the cannon continued to lower, and after a minute of slowly descending, the cannon finally approached and landed on the grass below.

Then, Su Dong loosened the fishing line, and flicked the fishing rod lightly. Immediately, the hook fell off the cannon, and it took tens of seconds to rewind the line. Soon, the hook returned to the top.

Su Dong raised an eyebrow at everyone proudly, "How is it?"

A group of people were already stunned at the moment.

This Nima, can a fishing rod still be used like this?!

"I'm going! You are strong enough! The quality of the fishing rod is also good, unlike mine, three of which have been broken. 35 Officer Zhao gave a thumbs up.

"Yes! In this case, you don't have to look for cranes and cranes. Let's go for a walk, let's continue, Xiao Li, remember to take a good photo, all of which must be explained to the police!"

The young police officer with a camera in the back gestured ok.

In the next ten minutes or so, witnessed by a group of police officers and millions of people in the live broadcast room, Su Dong started his own solo show.

A bronze cannon was sent down the mountain by Su Dong with a fishing rod. The damaged bubble chamber, two wheels and shafts, and the complete bronze cannon, no matter which one, could be found by Su Dong to find the place where the hook was hooked, and then sent down the mountain.

In the end, Su Dong thought it was too slow, and even tied four or five bronze cannons with fishing lines, and then sent them down the mountain together, and then the police who had already arrived at the foot of the mountain were responsible for counting the number of cannons.

This scene made everyone numb.

"Fuck!! F*ck!! F*ck!!! Whenever I think I already know Brother Mover well, Brother Mover can always come up with new operations."

"Nima, this scene really showed me! This is something that people can do?!

"Fuck! I can't stand it anymore! At first, I was shocked by the violent operation of using a fishing rod to send the cannon down the mountain, but I never expected that Brother Dongzi would have an even more violent operation!

"I'm so impressed!! Putting together four or five bronze cannons, its weight is probably more than a 5.0-shot cannon. Such a heavy thing can be caught by Brother Zi, and it looks like Brother Zi. It's even easy, come on! Is he still human?!

"Don't panic, you must know that Brother Dongzi can kick a shark more than ten meters away with one kick. Thinking of this, it's reasonable to fish the cannon down the mountain?"

"Well...it's very reasonable...a woolen thread!!! Is this the power that a human can have?! Nima! I am more and more suspicious that the mover is secretly evolving behind all of us!!

"Nima, I want to break the sky, but I didn't think that Brother Movezi would deal with the cannons in this way! I thought that Brother Movezi would bring the cannons down one by one.

"Don't say it, I think so too, and I'm ashamed of my own lack of imagination."

"'Fuck hahahahaha!!! I'm laughing crazy!! This is so special! I don't dare to shoot like this in a movie, Brother Dongzi will always be awesome!!

"Pfft, what the hell, am I the only one who has been paying attention to the Chuan Guo Jade Seal? That police officer laughed so hard at me, even when he was stunned, he still held onto the Chuan Guo Jade Seal with his left hand.

"Hahaha, really, I didn't even notice if you didn't say it.

"Nonsense, you must keep it close to your body. Even if these twenty cannons are all destroyed, the Chuan Guoyuxi will not have an accident. If I say something not very good, even if the police officer has an accident, the Chuanguoyuxi will not have an accident. Of course I For example, if there is brother mover, there will be no accident.""

"Okay, okay, Chuanguo Yuxi is not that easy to have an accident. It hasn't had an accident for so many years at the bottom of the sea. How could it have an accident in this world? The wooden box outside is not a decoration.

"Hahahaha, isn't it too important to pass the national jade seal, and there has been one incident in history, so that's why it is like this."

"The screen has been recorded, and the competition on the intranet is now fierce. Weibo and Douyin B station are full of videos of people making Zige. I'm going to try it on the external network youtube and twitter. I have a hunch that this video will become popular. Hey hey hey.