Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

"The scalp was tingling, and if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never have believed it was real.

"Hahahaha! Brother mover is exactly the same as the tower crane in the construction site, it is simply a human-shaped tower crane.

"Nima, ask a crane and a crane to start at least 1,000 at a time. It's much easier to ask the mover brother, one meal is enough, and the police make a lot of money. 99

"Not necessarily, with Brother Dongzi's appetite, he really wants to go to the big hotel to eat openly, or the police will lose money.

"Pfft, hahaha, it looks like it's true, Brother Movezi's appetite is really terrifying.

The efficiency of firing four or five cannons at a time was much faster, so after only three firings, Su Dong sent all the cannons in the mountain slopes down.

The cannons are sent down, and people are much more relaxed.

Although the road down the mountain is extremely steep, it is still possible for these battle-hardened police officers to go down.

Su Dong is even less of a problem.

The only problem is that Cai Kun, who is an ordinary person, has a camera in one hand, and going down the mountain is similar to going up the mountain and going down the sea of ​​​​fire.

Seeing this, Su Dong couldn't help but tease:

"How? Can you go down? If you can't go down, I can use a fishing rod to catch you down.

Cai Kun glanced at the fishing line that looked like hair, and his scalp felt numb.

+!

Where are you fishing for cannons?!

"do not!"

"I can go down by myself! Brother, just help me get the camera. 35

Although I have only seen the scene where Su Dong fishes the cannon to the ground safely, I also know how good the quality of this rod and line is.

He is a living person!

In case one is not careful, the fishing rod and fishing line are broken just when he is fishing down, then he can't cry without crying.

Thirty meters!

After untold hardships, Su Dong finally returned to the ground safe and sound.

Half an hour later, three heavy trucks arrived.

With the thought of helping everyone, Su Dong sent twenty cannons into the car.

With a cannon in one hand, all the heavy truck drivers looked straight.

Fixing a cannon, three heavy trucks and three police cars rang the alarm bells and walked away.

In Xinhui Police Station, the chief of the police station couldn't help but have a big head, walking around in the office.

In this short period of time, seven or eight calls have come.

There are districts, cities, and even provinces, cultural departments at all levels, 985 colleges and universities in the capital of Nanyue, and even provincial museums.

The thought of these calls made his scalp tingle.

He has to treat one of these calls with caution, and as a result, so many came at once, he has never seen such a big battle!

Even the cultural department in the capital made a special call.

"The Imperial Jade Seal?!

"I really didn't expect it! The Ding of Kyushu was born yesterday, and today the jade seal of the state has also appeared!"

"Su Dong is not ordinary. 99

The chief was quite sighed.

While waiting, he checked Su Dong's information.

I didn't know the result, and I was shocked when I checked.

Since participating in the program "Professional Experience Officer", three corpses were caught in the first two days. On the third day, dozens of mortar and howitzers were directly caught. The Kyushu Ding was discovered yesterday, and today is even more outrageous. The Chuan Guoyu Seal, which has been lost for more than a thousand years, has been found.

This is a great god!

"The Imperial Jade Seal..."

A smile suddenly appeared on the director's face. Although Chuanguo Yuxi is a risky thing, if something happens, the future is definitely not guaranteed.

But crisis and crisis, danger also contains opportunities, the greater the danger, the greater the opportunity, as long as he handles the Chuan Guoyuxi safely and steadily, and transfers it to his superiors.

Then it is not impossible for him to move up the position in his lifetime.

"No, I have to call Lao Zhao again to ask, but don't have an accident on the way here.

After thinking about it, he still couldn't hold his breath and dialed the phone again.

"Okay, don't worry, the Chuan Guo Jade Seal is kept on my body, it will never happen, and it will not happen if I have an accident!"

"Well, I'll be back in ten minutes.

"I know, the Chuan Guo Yuxi has always been in my hands, I didn't even put my backpack in it, and I won't let this thing out of sight."

"Okay, don't worry!"

After hanging up the phone, Officer Zhao smiled bitterly, "This is the fifth call in twenty minutes.

"Normal, this is the Chuan Guoyu Xi, I'm not surprised if I make a phone call every minute.

In the back seat, Su Dong laughed.

He is very relaxed now, and after throwing the hot taro, there is no pressure at all, and he even wants to eat ten bowls of rice.

Next to Su Dong, Cai Kun sat upright, and the camera was turned off a second before entering the police car. Little did he know that the live broadcast room had already fallen out.

Touching his stomach, Su Dong couldn't help but ask:

"Officer, when are we having dinner?"

Officer Zhao grinned: "Go back and finish the transcript. 35

"If you are really hungry, you can have a working meal with us first when you go back to the police station. The application fee will take time, and if there is something like the Chuan Guoyu Seal, if there is no accident, it will be very busy these days, and I am afraid there is not much time to pay alone. You arrange a meal, but you can arrange a bonus for you. Do you want it? 99

Su Dong: "...

He forgot about this, since ten years ago, the banquet has become more than ten times stricter.

However, the working meal of the police station is also good. I have eaten the working meal of the Shuzhong Police Station, the working meal of the Changan City Cultural Tourism Department, and the working meal of the Nanyue Police Station. I don’t know how the working meal here tastes.

Ten minutes away, and soon returned to the police station.

There was no dog-blood robbery and carjacking, and everything was calm and expected.

It's 2022, and car bandits are a product of the last century.

Back at the police station, the chief of the police station immediately checked the integrity of the Chuan Guo Yuxi seal, and after making sure that nothing happened, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he gave Su Dong a warm reception.

What a good youth in Longguo, a top ten youth, an excellent citizen, a lot of titles were put on Su Dong's head, and Su Dong felt embarrassed for a while.

After complimenting, he asked Police Officer Zhao to take Su Dong to make a record, and he hurried back to the office to report the situation.

The matter of reporting the Chuan Guo Jade Seal can't be taken lightly. If he hadn't wanted to see how amazing the young man who could discover the Kyushu Ding Chuan Guo Jade Seal in succession, he would have reported it long ago.

After making the transcript, Su Dong rubbed his hands together excitedly and followed a group of policemen to the cafeteria.

White chopped chicken, barbecued pork, fried chrysanthemum, fried fungus with green vegetables, corn ribs soup.

The bones of the white-cut chicken are still red, and there are faint bloodstains.

Several dishes are particularly light, with a very distinct Cantonese flavor, which are completely different from the dishes in Shuzhong.

But Su Dong still ate very happily. One bite of the dish and two big bites of rice took one minute to finish the bowl of rice.

Then the second bowl...the third bowl...the fifth bowl...the tenth bowl...

After eating thirteen bowls of rice and adding the dishes three times, Su Dong put down the bowls and chopsticks in satisfaction, and burped in satisfaction.

As for the police next to him, they were already stunned, and even the two chefs who were busy in the kitchen heard the sound and came out to watch the play.

"Dude, thirteen bowls of rice and four dishes for one meal?! Is this still a human?!

"Tsk tsk, it's said that half the big boy eats the poor old man, and he is in his twenties, how can he still eat so much.

"That's outrageous, eating so much in one meal?! How can his stomach take it?!"

"Evil of the ancients has never been so edible, right? It's no wonder that it is so powerful. If it were placed in ancient times, it would be a peerless warrior, comparable to Lu Bu and Xiang Yu."

What the hell, let me tell the truth, do you think that even if it is Lu Bu Xiang Yu, they can kick a 1-ton shark away with one kick?"

"Nima! This guy is really a killer of white-cut chicken! At this moment, he has eaten all the white-cut chicken in the canteen, and I haven't even eaten a chicken butt!

"Fuck! I thought I had enough to eat in the police force, I could eat one chicken and three bowls of rice for one meal, but today I found out that there is someone outside, there is a day outside, I announce! From today, eat chicken fairy The title goes to Su Dong!

There was a lot of noise in the cafeteria, and many policemen had already chatted with Su Dong, and even those with a strong body were already touching Su Dong's muscles.

He was happy eating in the cafeteria, but he didn't know how much trouble was going on on the Internet at the moment because of the passing of the Imperial Jade Seal.

Unlike Jiuzhou Ding, Jiuzhou Ding was already spread on the Internet in the morning, and Su Dong caught another Yangzhou Ding in the afternoon, so after time buffering, the traffic was inadvertently diluted by time.

In addition, when Kyushu Ding was in, due to the ample time, many official media such as the Huahua Club People's Daily also came, and inadvertently gave Su Dong a lot of traffic.

That's the case. Yesterday, Su Dong's live broadcast room was shaky, and many people were even stuck with HD, not to mention ultra-clear Blu-ray.

But today is different, Chuan Guoyuxi has no time to buffer, it was discovered by Su Dong around 5:00 pm, and then instantly caused a sensation on the Internet.

This time point is the peak period of traffic, and the popularity of Shangguo Yuxi is much higher than that of Kyushu Ding, and there is no official media diversion.

Therefore, the result of Weibo, Douyin, station b, and many other platforms to attract Su Dong is......

Su Dong's live room crashed...

It's true that it's unexpected.

So now, more than 10 million viewers are looking at the live broadcast room stuck in place and motionless.

"Damn it! Where's the live broadcast room?! I even downloaded the live broadcast platform to watch Chuanguo Yuxi! As a result, your live broadcast room is gone?!"

"Grandma Li's! Junk platform! With so much money, I don't know how to buy more good servers?? I don't know how much maintenance is needed on weekdays?! The key moment is off the chain! How can you be the industry leader?! 35

"Cough! Upstairs, I can answer that question for you, as long as the live broadcast platform grasps Brother Dongzi, he can become the leader of the live broadcast room!

"Shit! I'm speechless about what you said!

"+++! Where is the imperial jade seal?! Where is the imperial jade seal ordered by the heavens??! Where is my ancient jade seal?!"

"The day before yesterday, I caught a group of cannons. Yesterday, I caught two Kyushu tripods. Today, I caught the Imperial Jade Seal. What will I catch tomorrow?

'Cough, "Yongle Grand Ceremony" doesn't seem to be in the water, and "Orchid Pavilion Preface" is also difficult to deal with. Historical records record that "Orchid Pavilion Preface" was brought into the mausoleum by Tang Taizong Li Shimin before he died, but his mausoleum has not been found so far. . 35

"Damn it! It turns out that the cannon group the day before yesterday and the Kyushu Ding yesterday were also discovered by this anchor?! So awesome?!!

"Hey hey, upstairs, Brother Dongzi caught three corpses on the first day and the next day, what a lot of trouble for the Shuzhong Police Station!"

"It's awesome. It turns out that the Jiuzhou Dinghe Howitzer Group was also discovered by the anchor. I admire it. 39

"Hahaha, looking at it this way, I'm a little looking forward to what Brother Dongzi will be able to catch from fishing in the next few days.

"Anyway, it's possible to catch all kinds of weird things, but it's impossible to catch fish."

"Upstairs, are you looking down on my mover?! My mover just caught a shark today, okay! 59

"Nima, if you don't say it, forget it, I remember that this program is rotated every week, right? That means, Brother Dongzi won't be able to fish in two days, so he has to do other professions?!

"Fuck! If you don't tell me, I'll forget it. It seems like this. It's a pity to see it this way. If Brother Dongzi doesn't go fishing, how much less joy will I have?"

"You are wrong, it's four days not two days. After a week's work experience, all players will have two days off, two days a week, and eight days a month. The labor law program team still dare not violate it. 99

"Yeah, it's hard to think about letting these players work non-stop for half a year, I'm going crazy just working for half a month.

"Fuck! Stupid platform! It's been half an hour and it hasn't been fixed! What do programmers do?!

"It crashed last time, and the platform didn't increase its memory. As a result, it crashed again today. I want to see if the platform will strengthen the server update after this crash!"

"Hey, I originally wanted to give a reward of 100 million, but now I can't see anything, which makes it difficult for me!""

"Fuck! A rich man appeared upstairs!

"The key is that he has not been followed by the official media this time, and I don't want to go anywhere else to watch it! Fuck! The more I think about it, the more angry I get!"

At this time, the live broadcast platform was also very busy.

Especially the programmers in the Internet department have thinning hair originally, but when the platform collapsed, their busy hair became even thinner.

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Fingers pounding on the keyboard, constantly looking for problems.

Finally, after half an hour of maintenance, the system finally returned to normal.

The news that the platform was back to normal came out, and everyone immediately entered the live broadcast room excitedly.

Then……

Everyone looked at the dark screen with question marks on their faces.

"Meow meow?? The platform you said was back to normal?!"

"Nima?! I waited for more than half an hour, and you showed me a black screen?!

"Where's my knife?! Where's my 40-meter long sword?!""

"Fuck! Where's Lao Tzu's Imperial Jade Seal?!

After the scolding, the audience in the live broadcast room responded,

"That...is it possible...the anchor has stopped broadcasting?"

"Huh?? Let me see?! Fuck! It's really down!! It's only six o'clock, what are you doing down the air?!!!

"I'm so pissed off!! It's all my fault on the live broadcast platform! Otherwise, I'll have a chance to take a last look at Chuan Guoyuxi!

"mmp, I waited for half an hour in vain?!"

"Anchor, have you seen this one hundred million? Tear... gone!"

"Anchor, have you seen these fifty million? Tear... it's gone! 99

After scolding for ten minutes in the live broadcast room, people kept leaving.

Rao is so, Su Dong's live broadcast room is still the most popular on the entire live broadcast platform, even if it is broadcast on a black screen, there are still 500,000 people.

These 500,000 people are still in the live broadcast room, hoping that Su Dong will suddenly start the live broadcast tonight.

at the same time.

On the Internet, another video went viral.

The person who took the video was a college student, because today was the last day of August, and he had to go back to school, but after arriving at the high-speed rail station, he realized something was wrong.

Because he found that at the high-speed rail station, a group of people, more than 40 people, all in suits and leather shoes, filled with the atmosphere of scholars.

What made him wrong was that among these people there were actually two famous academic professors from his school. Except for meeting at large-scale events on weekdays, at other times, the dragon never saw the end.

Why are you here today?!

Then he took a video and posted it online.

Originally it was just a random shot, but who knew it would explode.

"Fuck! Isn't that our school's doctoral supervisor?! I left the school in a hurry yesterday, I heard that I went to study the Kyushu Ding, how did it appear here?!'

"Nima?! That old man with glasses and sparse hair is the tutor of our school's doctoral supervisor, with a scary high status, why is he here?!

"The last one is the Changjiang Scholar from our school!!

"And the one who was smiling just now is the dean of our university's history school!!"

"Wait a minute, wait a second, the fifteen second one seems to be Wang Zui, the deputy director of the Palace Museum, why is he here?!"

"That's Liu Mingdao! The director of the Chang'an History Museum, I saw it in Brother Dongzi's live broadcast room yesterday.

"Hey... the one leading the front... seems to be the sub-in-charge of the cultural department..."

"I'm going crazy. Such a group of bigwigs suddenly appeared at the high-speed rail station. Did they charter a car?"