Let you go fishing, you caught the nuke?
Chapter 78
Chapter Seventy-Eight Great White Shark Wow, I Took Off!!
“What, I’ll complain, if I haven’t seen it, the bait Su uses is an earthworm, right?” Such a small earthworm, or a small section, even if 100,000 is not enough for sharks to eat, this great white shark has a problem, idle nothing to bite the earthworm to eat! Lose face! ”
“Upstairs, it’s a lost fish! What a shame fish! ”
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha The ghost knows why this great white shark bites the hook, more than a dozen pounds of big blackfish are not enough for it to eat, I can’t understand such a little earthworm, what does it bite up. ”
“Who knows, maybe people haven’t eaten earthworms and want to eat them once.”
“Jaws: There are many white sharks in the shop, and the true and false white sharks say, today, the shoals on the north shore, an earthworm, and guess what? Caught ashore! ”
The site cliff bank.
The two men looked at each other.
After a while, Cai Kun tentatively asked, “Brother, this is a shark, right?” ”
Su nodded blankly, then reacted, and Xi Zizi walked towards the shark.
“Hurry up, hurry up! Help me take pictures!! This is my booty! Hahahahahahaha Let you laugh at me for not catching a fish!! ”
“In the past, there was a person who did not sound a blockbuster, and now there is a Su who does not fish, a fishing is amazing!” Hahahahaha!! Happy! Very happy! ”
Cai Kun’s eyelids jumped, “Big brother, don’t go over, this is a great white shark!” It really bites! ”
I can understand that you catch a fish to show off, but don’t do it like this!
Even if the strength of the great white shark on the shore is greatly damaged, if you are kissed by this thing, it is common to lack arms and legs!
“No problem!”
Su Dongxi looked at his booty, “Look at this shark’s fin, look at this big white teeth, look at this fish skin, it’s really tight!” ”
As he spoke, he also slapped the face of the great white shark lightly, causing the head and tail of the great white shark to scurry.
Cai Kun: “…”
A group of people in the live broadcast room: “…”
“Yikes! Laugh me to death! The great white shark probably never imagined in his life that he could be slapped by a human with a big mouth! ”
“No, no, no, I’m afraid that the Great White Province didn’t even think that it would come to the land.”
“Jaws: Do you know how much damage a big hood has done to me?!”
“The great white shark returned to the ocean overnight to write a book: A Wonderful Journey to the Great Road of the Otherworld.”
“Hahaha, this great white shark is probably the most faceless shark in the entire Pacific Ocean, and it was slapped by humans.”
The corners of Cai Kun’s mouth twitched, “Big brother, people are also national second-level protected animals, and they are good to others.” ”
“Got it.”
Su waved his hand and signaled Cai Kun to take a picture of himself, “Take a few more pictures, to show my majesty and frost.” ”
Cai Kun grinned, “I know the big brother.” ”
Take out your mobile phone and click on the camera, don’t even look at it, don’t stop at all, and take more than a hundred photos in a few moments.
He didn’t believe it, so many photos, there are few good ones.
After taking the photo, Su Dong took a simple look, couldn’t help but smile satisfactorily, patted Cai Kun’s shoulder a few times, and grinned at his teeth, I don’t know if it was happy or painful.
“Yes, it is worthy of being a photographer, and this photo is good.”
After saying that, he walked to the great white shark, lowered his body to prepare to take the fish hook, the system unearthed the fish hook, the whole world is this one, this thing can not be lost, lost want to buy can not buy.
Moreover, this great white shark, as a national second-level protected animal, cannot be slaughtered, and if it is killed, it will enter the game.
This thing is not very useful to catch, except for taking photos to pretend to be manifest, other things have no effect, and finally they have to be released.
In front of millions of people, you can’t kill it, right?
Su Dong lowered his head and was preparing to take the fish hook, only to see the great white shark open its eyes, use its last strength, open its big mouth, and bite at Su Dong.
Cai Kun was stunned, and immediately rushed, “Big brother, be careful!! ”
Before Cai Kun shouted, Su Dong reacted, dodging the shark’s fatal blow with a flash, and then looked at it with a black face.
“Big brother, are you all right?”
“It’s all right, this great white shark, if it weren’t for the livestream, it would have specified no good fruit to eat!”
Su Dong blackened his face, if the system hadn’t added five points of agility to him, he really couldn’t say whether he could hide from it.
Even if you dodge it, it is estimated that you will have to wipe off a few pieces of skin on the ground.
No wonder today’s system gives him divination of the big luck and the little murderer, the emotional murderer is here!
Su Dong looked at this great white shark, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, fishing all day, and today he was almost bitten by a fish, this is still there?!
He was furious, “I don’t know if it’s a good thing?! I originally wanted to put you back when I took the hook off, but you were so good that you even bit me! It is really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, not knowing the hearts of the people! ”
After saying that, he stretched out his right hand and slammed it against the head of the great white shark, only to listen to the sound of “slipping”, the entire great white shark, even with the head with the body, the whole body was actually flown by Su Dongfan for a full three or four meters, straight into the rock, the white eyes rolled over, and even fainted.
Not far away, Cai Kun was stunned, and his mouth was wide and he didn’t know what to say.
The scene that had just happened was a little too shocking for him.
The crowd in the live broadcast room watched the whole process, one by one, stunned, stunned on the spot, no better than Cai Kun, for a time, the entire live broadcast room fell into a rare blank screen.
But immediately, when everyone reacted, the bullet screen in the live broadcast room ushered in a big outbreak.
“Sleeper!!! What did I just see?! Did you read that right?! ”
“Brother Dongzi actually slapped the great white shark directly out four or five meters away!”
“Nyima, I know that Brother Mozi has great strength, can catch the cannon Kyushu Ding, can maneuver with the great white shark for more than an hour, and still have the strength to pull up, but I never expected that Brother Mozi has such a big strength!!”
“This is a great white shark!!! Or a large white shark with an adult body! It is four or five meters long, and the weight is estimated to be more than a thousand kilograms, almost a ton more, such a heavy volume, how did the motile brother slap the great white shark and fly it?! ”
“This Nyima can fan and fly outrageously, this is not a simple pull or catch so simple, this is directly let the great white shark out of land, to fan the fly, and this great white shark is so large, how much force does it take to do it?!”
“Depend! Is Brother Dongzi practicing what martial arts secret books?! Otherwise, how can it be so powerful?! ”
“I suspect that it is not just martial arts cheats, but cultivation immortal cheats…”
“Outrageous! It’s outrageous! I suspect that Su Dong is carrying all of humanity behind his back! ”
“It’s over, this great white shark is completely faceless, it was fanned by humans, it is still the first, it is estimated that it will not be able to see other sharks back to the ocean.”
“Whether it can go back or not is one thing… If I’m not mistaken, the great white shark was already rolling its eyes just now?! ”
“Yikes! Listening to you say this, I also deliberately watched the next replay, and it is really like this, Nima, Su will not slap the shark to death, right?! ”
“??? No, how could a great white shark with a thick skin be slapped to death. ”
“Sigh, if you are really fanned to death, it will be a big fool in the world, this will become the first shark in history to be slapped to death by humans, Su Dong will also become the first human in history to fan a shark to death……… Or the kind that has a video recording of the whole process! ”
“Sizzle… If Brother Mozi really fanned the shark to death, would there be trouble? After all, this is a national second-level protected animal, or the kind that is broadcast live in the whole process. ”
“No, human life is the most important thing, and any protected animal that endangers human life, that person can fight back until it kills the other party, even the giant panda Yangtze crocodile.” Just now, the great white shark obviously wanted to restrain Su Dong to death, and in this case, Su Dong counterattacked without any problem. ”
“That’s the way it is, it’s up.”
“That being said, there will definitely be someone with the rhythm, and it’s better not to die on the cliff.”
Cai Kun looked at this scene stunned.
On one side was Su Dong, who was still angry, and on the other side was the Great White Province, which had rolled its eyes and did not know whether it was alive or dead.
This scene he could never have dreamed of.
What the heck?!
I had only ever heard of a great white shark biting, and for the first time I had witnessed a great white shark being slapped by a slap.
This is outrageous!
Cai Kun blinked, and carefully Li Yi asked, “Brother?” This great white shark won’t be slapped to death by you, right? ”
“No, I knew in my heart, I didn’t use too much force, this guy was just fainted by the town.”
Su Dong clapped his hands and said coldly.
It didn’t take too much…
Cai Kun can’t help but tingle his scalp, big guy, your forced pretense is also too fresh and vulgar, right?!
It didn’t take too much effort, and I just fainted in my heart.
Can you really slap this great white shark to death? In the live broadcast room, everyone was shocked by Su Dong’s words.
“If someone else says this, even if he is Tyson, I think he is bragging, but this is what Brother Mover said, and I can only say one word:!!!”
“When others say this, they are bragging, but when Brother Dongzi says this, it is really bullish.”
“Hahahahahaha is like this, others say this must be 100% bragging, the moving brother said this, I believe it 200 percent.”
“Don’t say, Brother Dongzi really didn’t seem to have said panic, so I chose to believe his words.”
“Who said, you forgot a sentence that every day Brother Ji Zi would say: I will definitely catch a fish today!!”
“Hahahahaha, that one doesn’t count, that counts as flag, not a lie.”
“Really, before today, even if Brother Dongzi said that he could slap the great white shark in the face, I thought he was bragging, but last second he only fanned a full four or five meters away, and then I believe it now.”
“Exaggeration! That’s an exaggeration! Seeing this scene today, I believe that Wu Song’s fight against the tiger is the real thing. ”
“This Nyima, I have a premonition, the great white shark thing, it is estimated that it will be on the hot search, even the extranet hot search can be on, the visual shock of this matter can be far stronger than Kyushu Ding.”
Cliff Mountain.
Su touched his chin and suddenly asked, “Are you hungry?” ”
Cai Kun was stunned, “Me? I’m definitely hungry! I was hungry an hour ago, but I…”
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Su Dong, who pointed at the great white shark and asked excitedly, “Then how do you think we both roasted this fish at noon today?” ”
“I tell you, this shark is full of treasure, shark fin soup is not much to say, fish liver, fish tail, fish eye, and even fish bone, are rare good things, really, just two shark fin soup on the left and right sides of this fish is enough for us to have a full meal.” 」
Hearing this, Cai Kun’s cold sweat fell.
“Big brother don’t make trouble, a group of people in the live broadcast room are watching, killing sharks is going to go into the bureau to eat jail.”
Su Dong waved his hand, “It’s okay, just now it attacked me, I fought back with tears for my own safety, if I accidentally killed it, it is not illegal, no one will say anything.” ”
Cai Kun wiped the sweat from his forehead, “Big brother, as you just said, this great white shark just fainted and is not dead.” ”
Su was stunned, “I just said? ”
Cai Kun nodded fiercely, “Said.” ”
“Then I was wrong!”
Su Dong said cleanly.
Cai Kun: “…”
Good fellow, this brother’s revenge is really strong, people just want to bite you, you want to eat……… Hey?
It seems normal to say that.
But everyone who was almost killed by a shark probably wanted revenge. From this point of view, he seemed to be able to understand Su Dong’s thoughts.
But understanding is understanding, killing is really not killing!
Cai Kun advised bitterly: “Big brother really can’t do it, so many people.” ”
“Nonsense, this fish is dead, this is not a waste to let this go, it is better to give up the flesh and satisfy the appetite of both of us.”
“Besides, you look at this fish, did you call him a voice and he said yes?” If you look at this fish’s eye again, you can’t open it. ”
With that, Su Dong patted the shark’s head again.
And then………
I don’t know if it’s time, or if Su Dong’s slap has played a role, in short, the shark actually opened its eyes again.
Cai Kun: “…”
Crowd in the live broadcast room: “…”
Su Dong narrowed his eyes and looked at the great white shark, and there was a hint of danger in his eyes
You said that you were dead, you couldn’t even open your eyes, and the next second, you opened your eyes.
Isn’t that punching me in the face?!
For a moment, Su Dong’s right hand was a little itchy, and looking at the head of the great white shark, he couldn’t help but be a little stupid.
This great white shark skin is thick and thick, and with so much strength just now, it only fainted for such a short time, it seems that he will use some force next time.
However, just when Su Dong wanted to have a big fight, the great white shark seemed to feel some danger, immediately closed his eyes, and began to pretend to be dead.
Su was stunned, and then nodded with satisfaction, turned his head to Cai Kun and said, “You see, this fish is indeed dead, although I opened my eyes just now, but it is just returning to the light.” ”
Cai Kun: “…”
The first time I’ve heard that sharks have a chance to shine!
“Big brother, don’t make a fuss, quickly take off the hook, and then put the shark back into the sea, eat early, it’s all faster.”
Cai Kun said somewhat speechlessly.
Su Dong looked at this great white shark with some regret, people with many eyes, and now they are also out of danger, it is really not easy to start.
When he gets his next chance, he must try shark fin soup and fish liver.
“Okay, get the hook back into the water early, eat early, and slip away with this great white shark for an hour, starving me to death.”
After saying that, Su Dong raised his hand and slapped it hard, and then knocked the great white shark unconscious.
Everyone in the live broadcast room: “??? ”
Sleeper?! Smoke again?!
Cai Kun: “??? ”
He looked at Su Dong in surprise, “Big brother, what are you doing smoking it again?” ”
At this moment, Su Dong was lowering his head to take the fish hook, and he did not look up and said: “, I don’t smoke it, what if he bites me when he takes the fish hook?” ”
The clay man still has three points of fire, not to mention Su Dong.
If he really had to be bitten a second time, he wouldn’t care about what was live broadcast or not, and he would definitely use all his strength to kill this stupid fish.
After taking the hook, get the rod and put away the line little by little.
After doing all this well, Su Dong patted the shark’s head again and woke it up.
The great white shark seemed to have some intelligence, knowing that he had just been knocked unconscious again, and when he woke up, he looked at Su Dong and glared.
Of course, all this was ignored by Su Dong.
Cai Kun’s eyebrows jumped, and he was dazzled by this series of actions, “Big brother, why did you wake up this thing again?” ”
Su Dong looked at the surface of the water, moved left and right, and seemed to find the best position to send the shark back to the sea, while looking for a position, he said: “How can I send him into the water without waking up?” The shark is not a simple fish, it swims all its life and cannot stop, because it can only breathe and survive if it does not stop swimming. ”
“If it is sent to sea while it is unconscious, it is entirely possible that the great white shark drowned in the water because it was too sleepy to breathe.”
“Sharks drown too?!”
Cai Kun opened his mouth wide and asked Zero in disbelief, “Of course! ”
After saying that, Su Dong seemed to have found a good position, he first took a few steps back and then ran with a burst of help, and when he was about to approach the great white shark, his right foot was suddenly lifted, and he kicked hard to the position of the fish in the middle of the great white shark.
“Go you!”
After that, I saw this great white shark take off along an arc, and I don’t know if it was because of excitement, it actually shook its tail in the air a few times, and then landed in the sea more than ten meters away and disappeared.
Su Dong looked at this scene and couldn’t help but exclaim, “Good ball! ”
Cai Kun: “??!!! ”
Everyone in the live broadcast room: “??!!! Sleeper!! ”
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