Let you go fishing, you caught the nuke?
Chapter 79
Chapter Seventy-Nine The Outer Net Explodes into Fire, and a Slap Fan Flies Shark, This Is Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu?!!
Remembering the scene of the great white bird wagging its tail in the air just now, Su Dong couldn’t help but marvel.
“This great white finch is still wagging its tail in the air, and this is to thank me, just like a puppy wags its tail.”
The corners of Cai Kun’s eyes kept twitching, what did he feel yesterday because of the pain? Just use your hand to fan the crab four or five meters away and you will be stunned.
Now this big brother is using feet, and he has kicked more than ten meters away, which is a force that he can’t even imagine.
In the live broadcast room, everyone was once again shown by Su Dong’s riotous operation.
“Great White Sparrow: Lao Tzu is a fish!” It’s Dong Yu! Be the Killer of the Seas! Not a ball! ”
“Ganhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!hahahahahahahahaha I admit I laughed when I saw the Great White Finch fly out hahahahahahahahaha!! ”
“I’m laughing so loud, Nyima, kick it directly, why do you have to scream to go away, make me laugh all the time.”
“What’s more, if you don’t watch the live broadcast, Lao Tzu still thinks that he is watching a movie, kicking the fish away, this is the power that people should have?”
“I’m tired of saying these two words.”
“I also laughed I’m sorry, mainly the great white crab is in the air, it actually twisted a few times, I really can’t help but hahaha.”
“How to say it, you passive brother kick like this, you will also lie on the ground like a head sister writhing, because the pain ah, the strength of the moving brother is obvious to all, I suspect that if people come to such a moment, they can be kicked to death on the spot.”
“Remove the doubts, a ton and a half of great white finches can be kicked away, and if this force kicks at people, they will enter the coffin on the spot.”
“The great white finch is still fierce, and he can still move after being hit like this, and he is worthy of being the top predator in the ocean.”
“Oh, this great white sparrow will be all right?”
“It has a thick skin and should be fine.” Besides, even if there is something, we can’t see it. ”
“That’s right, so let’s just leave it all right, even if there’s something we can’t see.”
“To be honest, just now Dong Yu bit Su and moved, this is going to replace me with the fact that I slaughtered it earlier, and it moved its hand first, saying that I am not afraid of breaking the sky.”
“Well, don’t brag, this is going to be you, who died under Dong Yu’s mouth and has a chance to kill him, I really think I’m a Saiyan, not everyone is Su Dong.”
Cliff Mountain.
Cai Kun cautiously approached the edge of the cliff and held out his head to look down.
Well, it was blue, and nothing could be seen except the ferocious waves constantly lapping at the cliffs and broken reefs.
He turned his head and asked incredulously, “Brother, you won’t kick the great white shark to death, will you?” ”
Su rolled her eyes, “Am I like that kind of person?” ”
Cai Kun thought for a moment and nodded his head, “Like! ”
I can’t talk about it this day.
Su Dong rolled his eyes and said in a bad mood, “Rest assured, the shark’s life force is much stronger than you think.” Just now in the air twisted like a sister, how can there be a problem. ”
“If I kick the head, then there is something wrong with it, the body does not matter that the body of the finches is as hard as steel, it has a fart, but my feet are a little sore.”
Cai Kun: “…”
Listen to what this is saying?!
Kick the shark out more than ten meters away, you just have a little foot pain, are you complaining, or in Versailles.
“Big brother, in fact, we can slowly push it down, not necessarily with a kick, just a few meters, a slap on your face.”
Su Dong smiled, “Why, you want to bite me, and almost bitten it, I can kick back just fine, and expect me to slowly push back?” Think of peaches! ”
As he spoke, he glanced at the reef group at the bottom of the cliff and continued, “Besides, I’m also good for it, really pushing it down slowly like you said, then it has a high probability of hitting the reef group, and this height hits it, even if he is a great white crab.” ”
“Yes! I forgot about the reef. ”
Cai Kunmeng slapped his head, suddenly Da Su moved his ankle, just kicked a kick and now there is still a little hemp to turn his ankle, while saying casually.
“Otherwise, you think I was looking for a place before kicking, but I was not looking for a direction without a reef.”
“Big Brother Wise!”
Cai Kun is very time to shoot the horse’s ass.
“Let’s go, let’s go to dinner!”
Su Dong scratched his head and looked around a little speechless, “But there are probably not many people in this desolate countryside, right?” ”
Cai Kun Yile, finally to his performance!
He put down the camera and rushed behind the rocks that were more than four meters high.
It was just now that the great white bird touched the porcelain and knocked out the rock.
A few seconds later, Cai Kun actually walked out with two large bags of rice, and Xi Zizi came to ask for credit.
“Brother, eat fast!! It’s cold if you don’t eat it anymore! ”
With that, he opened the plastic bag.
One of the bags was impressively rice, and I bought eleven boxes, an average of five hundred milliliters per box.
The second bag is a few stir-fried vegetables, a plate of sour and spicy potato shreds, a plate of braised large intestines, a dry rib, a small stir-fried meat from the farmhouse, plus two parts of pressed rice rib soup and two bottles of water.
The Su Dong watching and the live broadcast room were stunned.
Of course, the reasons for the two being stunned are a little different.
The crowd in the live room is like this.
“Sleeper?! Two people ordering so many dishes?! A dozen servings of rice?! This is a pig, right?! ”
“Pigs can’t eat so much!” There was serious doubt that the two of them would be able to finish eating. ”
“Eat a fart, I watch a replay, enough eleven boxes of rice, an average of five and a half boxes per person, in addition to so many dishes, four dishes and two soups, so enough, four people eat enough, what do they both eat?!”
“The dishes are fine, mainly rice, eleven boxes of rice, why do two people buy such rice?!” Feed the pigs! ”
“Indeed, even if two people can eat again, two boxes of rice for one person is always enough, right?” After all, there are so many dishes, and two large bowls of soup, this photographer is also strange, why buy so much rice?! There’s something wrong with it. ”
“It’s over, I seem to see those arrogant faces of the sunspots on Weibo, if I can’t eat enough today, the sunspots can curse until next year.”
———
This photographer should not be an infidelity sent by the enemy.
“???”
“Not to mention, this photographer I think is still quite interesting, and the moving brother is also quite compatible, may just be simply stupid.”
“In fact, if you really want to be hacked because you can’t eat the wasted grain, there is really no way to do it, the moving brother really loses, and the waste of food is indeed unreasonable, especially in the live broadcast.”
“Alas, yes, but the problem is not big, as long as it is not a prostitute caught gambling drugs and tax evasion, the problem will not be too big.”
And Su Dong’s angle is like this: “Sleeper! Worthy of being my good brother! I knew that my brother was hungry, and even the meal was ready. ”
“What! Bought so much rice?! This is a really good brother! Even the rice has been bought so much, so happy, today at noon can eat enough!! ”
Cliff Mountain.
The two of them found a shadow area, placed the camera, and ate it.
“This intestine is delicious, it doesn’t sink at all, it’s really fragrant!”
“Hiss this corn rib soup is delicious! Not worse than a five-star hotel, and sure enough, there are surprises in the small street shops. ”
“Shredded potatoes and small fried meat in general, home-cooked level, ribs barely strong bar acceptable.”
While eating, Su Dong chatted, “When did you get this?” Where did you get it, I remember you were shooting here. ”
Cai Kun smiled and triumphantly raised the mobile phone in his hand, “Order takeaway!” The money is in place, and you can send you whatever you want. ”
Takeaway???
Su Dong looked at the surrounding scenes, the ocean, the jungle, the cliffs, the cliffs.
Can this place be delivered to?!
Fake it!
If he remembered correctly, there was no bustling town near Xinhui City more than half an hour away, but there were several small villages, and he had planned to go to the village to eat something to make up.
Who would have thought that they had eaten a big meal of four dishes and one soup.
So he was a little curious and surprised.
“Can takeaway still get here?” It’s all going to sea. ”
Su Dong said strangely
Cai Kun did not think so, “Brother, you don’t understand the delivery man, the money is in place, even if you have gone to sea, as long as the money is in place, the takeaway can be delivered to you.” ”
Su Dong understood that the location is not important, the focus is on the money in place.
As long as the money is in place, the deep mountains and old forests can send you into the Fa.
“So how much does it cost to deliver?”
The corners of his mouth twitched.
Cai Kun smiled, “One hundred and forty-three takeaway meal money, seventy-two big brother delivery fees, we are counting this as a program fee, but you can’t pay my private money, you can reimburse me.” ”
Su Dong grinned, good fellow, the delivery fee is seventy-two yuan, no wonder the takeaway is delivered so fast.
“Well said, let’s eat first, it’s ten o’clock.”
Half an hour later, the two men were content to lean against the rocks and keep fighting.
“Brother, this meal is really comfortable.”
“It’s really comfortable, the main location is good, the sea view, the mountain view has everything, and it is still on the cliff.”
“Brother, the food is a little bit, let’s rest for a while and then fish?”
“Hiccup, I also think, now at one and a half o’clock, rest for an hour, let’s get up at two and a half o’clock to fish.”
“Agree!”
After saying that, the two people didn’t care about the camera, but closed their eyes, squinted their eyes against the rock, and fell asleep.
In the live broadcast room, everyone was shocked again, not only because the two slept in front of millions of viewers, but also the amount of food Su Dong ate…
“Sleeper! Sleeper! Am I not mistaken?! A whole bowl of rice, plus a lot of meat dishes, and a bowl of soup, all of which were solved by passive brother alone?! ”
“This Nyima, or is it human?!” A person ate ten boxes of rice, which is five thousand milliliters, a full five liters of portions! Doesn’t his stomach rise? ”
“It is determined that the brother of the moving son is the real big stomach king, and even if the other big stomach king is live-streamed, most of them go to the toilet to induce vomiting, and the moving brother, he actually has leisure to sleep! Obviously the stomach feels very ok, completely holding on. ”
“Grandma’s, I kind of understand why the photographer bought a full ten boxes of rice, where is the purchase of more, this is clearly prepared!” 」
“Five liters of rice, plus a lot of dishes, after eating it is not uncomfortable at all, even have leisure to sleep, I really serve, the real cow of the moving brother!”
“No wonder Brother Mover is so powerful! Eat so many things, there are ghosts with little strength. ”
“Interject, Brother Mover and the photographer, sleeping in front of so many of us, how did they sleep?!” Isn’t it embarrassing? ”
“Spray, if these two people have a sleepwalker, it will be uncomfortable.”
“Lying in the trough, next to this is a cliff, there really must be a sleepwalker, so the waves, it is estimated that the body can not be salvaged!”
“I retreated, the anchor rested, and I rested, and I came to see the play at 2:30.”
“I’m the same, college starts, sleep for half an hour to go to class.”
On Weibo, familiar terms are on the hot search.
Hot search first:【Su Dong caught the finch】
Hot search second: [The harm caused by a big pocket to the finchfish]
Hot search third: [Sparrowfish by Su Dong fan flying]
Hot search fourth: [Tang Yu was kicked into the sea by Su Dong’s sleep]
Hot search fifth: [Su Dong eats ten pieces of rice]
Carelessly, Su Dong dominated the list again.
In contrast, many stars in the entertainment industry say that they are used to…
From Monday to Friday, from morning to night, Su Dong never disappeared.
From corpses, to guns and ammunition, to artillery shells, then yesterday to two consecutive Kyushu Ding, until today’s shark incident.
Today’s entertainment stars are actually vaguely calm.
Don’t panic, although you can’t get on the hot search, but other glamorous cheap goods can’t be on the hot search.
This wave, this wave is not a loss.
Anyway, this Su Dong is not a person in the entertainment industry, and after participating in the show, he will disappear, accounting for such a long time of hot search, as long as he does not have a conflict with himself!
They even ate the melon with great interest, and slapped the feet of the great white finch to kick the great white bird out of more than ten meters, and they were stunned to see this scene.
Sleeper?!
Is this still human?!
They don’t dare to make movies like this! And how did he catch the Great White Sparrow?!
Isn’t that counterintuitive?!
I heard that the sea fish is silly and very good at fishing.
Could this sea fish be referring to sharks?!
In addition to the shock to the stars, today’s hot search is also shocking to the ordinary melon-eating masses.
Most of its remarks are the same as in the live broadcast room, and they will not be released here.
Remove a few.
“Tear eyes! My brother actually caught a fish! ”
“The motile brother who has been in the Air Force has actually caught a fish!” Grandpa Green Knot! ”
“Hammer! Where did the air force go? Although people don’t fish, but other messy things catch a lot of ah, these you want to catch can’t catch it! ”
“No matter what, Grandpa’s youth is over, and Brother Mover actually caught a fish, although it is a shark, a bit different, but it is also a fish, it is not easy!”
External network.
Unbelievable.
Su Dong’s catching of the Great White Sparrow was even more popular in the outer net.
Someone fished Su Dong to the Great White Sparrow, and then slapped the video clip on the extranet.
And this man turned out to be a foreigner.
Su Dong often appeared in the live broadcast room and did not know which Chinese words, it is estimated that one or more of these uploaded.
Because not only is there a website with videos, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, ins, but there are other websites that have Whitebird videos, all the website owners are reprinted crazy.
In short, Su Dong was instantly on fire.
Or, the video of the Great White Sparrow is on fire in an instant, and the one that really burns all over the network
It may be that compared with something of historical significance and symbolism such as Kyushu Ding, the extranet is more inclined to stimulate and exciting videos.
Obviously, the video of Su Dong slapping the great white shark flying is very exciting, very explosive hormones.
“Wow! Here’s how it works?!!! A slap can actually fan the great white finch! That’s more than a ton of weight! ”
“Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu!!! This must be Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu!! I’ve seen it! No way! I’m going to Dragon Country! I’m going to learn this!! I must learn this! ”
“Fark! After watching the video, I think I can also do it, so let’s find a big white Dong to test the waters! ”
“This is the legendary Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu?!”
“You may not believe it, every year in September, Longguo from junior high school students to college students will gather together, taught by instructors, and learn Longguo Kung Fu for a week to a month, which is really terrible!” They are all kung fu supermen! ”
“Wow!! How could this Dragon Kingdom man be so handsome! Will he come back to North America later? ”
“Oh ma, this person can kick the great white bird flying more than ten meters is incredible, I don’t know if Tyson in our country can do it.”
“Tyson? He still counted, he couldn’t even beat the lions who weighed only four hundred pounds, not to mention the big white honey that had to be counted. ”
“From a medical and human dynamics point of view, this is obviously an impossible force, how exactly does this person do it?!”
“Hahahahaha. Sorry, you’re all paying attention to kung fu, only I think the scene of the tail flicking at the end is funny and cute? I’m going to make it into an emoji. ”
“!!! Sure enough, as in the movie, a slap can easily shoot the shark away, which is the legendary four or two thousand pounds of Tai Chi?! ”
“Master!!! From today on, he is my master!! So handsome last kick!! ”
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