Let you go fishing, you caught the nuke?

Chapter Ninety-Four The Bomb Has Exploded! That kick of style!!

“Sleeper!”

Su did not have time to explain, and under Cai Kun’s stunned gaze, he increased his body speed strength to the highest horsepower.

Just a moment of effort, I came to the front of the bomb, aimed my right foot at the bomb, used all my strength, and kicked hard!

“Bang!!!”

In an instant, just like the flame of the hidden dragon in the ultra-intelligent soccer ball, the entire bomb was quickly kicked out of the fishing boat and came into the air, just two or three seconds, it reached hundreds of meters away, and the speed continued to fly forward without decreasing.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, Cai Kun actually saw the afterimage in the air, he looked at Su Dong in shock, and couldn’t help but ask, “Big brother, you are…”

However, before he could finish speaking, he saw an explosion roar in the sky a hundred meters away: “Boom!!!” ”

The flames were radiant, wisps of black smoke rose up, and countless shrapnel fragments fell into the water.

Even on fishing boats a hundred meters away, there was a clanging sound.

It was the sound of bomb fragments hitting the fishing boat.

Fortunately, only a few pieces of these debris were shot at the fishing boat, and the power of the buffer after 100 meters was greatly reduced, so it only left a few noises and a few black spots on the hull of the fishing boat, and there was no injury to the hull of the other than that.

This is also the explosion at a distance of 100 meters, if it is exploded on a fishing boat, the consequences are unimaginable.

At this time, Cai Kun had already stayed where he was, watching the explosion in the distance, his throat couldn’t help but swallow the saliva, cold sweat ran down his forehead, and the whole person said: “Brother… Elder brother……… You……… You know this stuff… Yes… Will it explode? ”

Su Dong also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said with ease: “, the fuses are off, don’t kick away, let it explode here?!” ”

At this time, in the cabin, the fisherman’s uncle came out in a panic,

“What’s going on and what’s going on?? How did the front explode? This is a war??? ”

He was sleeping beautifully, when suddenly an explosion woke him up from his sleep, and only then did he open his eyes and be angry, only to see through the window of the ship just in front of him an explosion of fire, which immediately stunned him.

How could there be such a thing in peacetime, he slept and the world war began?!

Su Dong hurriedly comforted: “Uncle don’t worry, there was no war and no war, the war is too outrageous, it was I who accidentally fished the bomb and exploded.” ”

Fisherman’s uncle: “??? ”

After listening to what Su Dong said, he was even more confused.

Huh?!

What the heck?!

You fished the bomb?!

And this bomb just exploded?! Why do I think you’re talking more outrageously?!

In the live broadcast room, everyone was really scared this time.

If it is said that it was something caught by Su Dong before, the surprise here is more inclined to surprise and excitement.

But what just happened was also shocking to all the audience, but the shock here is a frightening shock.

“Sleeper! Sleeper!! Sleeper!!! This Nyima bomb exploded. ”

“Nima, if I hadn’t been watching the live, I would have thought I was watching a movie.”

“Fuck! Scared Lao Tzu!! My hands are shaking now when I light a cigarette! ”

Lao Tzu was also frightened! No, Lao Tzu is going to go to the toilet, and that almost scared Lao Tzu to pee. ”

“Nima, just a moment of excitement, subconsciously threw the phone out, and now the screen directly shattered into eight petals?! What a new mobile phone, it hurts me to death…”

“Lao Tzu was just drinking Coke, just got scared, and ended up spitting out Coke on the computer, and the notebook froze, and I’m watching it on my phone now, Nyima!!”

“Depend! This is the live-action version of the life and death line, ah, if it were not for the quick sight of the mob brother and directly kicking the bomb a hundred meters away, I am afraid that the mob brother and the photographer would not have lived. ”

“I should not say it, this time is really too dangerous, Nyima has been sleeping for a long time, and it can even explode, which makes me look stunned.”

“Indeed, as far as Nyima is outrageous, if it were not for the eyes of Brother Mozi this time, I am afraid that neither of them would survive, and the fisherman uncle in the cabin would have a little chance.”

“The fisherman’s uncle may not survive… Didn’t you see the shell fragments flying around? It was really going to explode on the fishing boat, and this power was enough to make the fragments pass through the glass of the cabin and pierce the throat of the uncle. ”

“Which…… In other words, if it weren’t for Brother Mozi catching the bomb, maybe there wouldn’t be an accident this time? ”

“It can only be said that the crowd that often walks by the river, which can not wet shoes, and the crowd that is bitten to death by poisonous snakes is not a fisherman, but a snake catcher.” Brother Dongzi’s behavior of catching cannonballs one after another is not at all surprising to me. ”

“Indeed, the cannon was caught twice, and the first time dozens of boxes of shells were found, so fortunately those were kept solemnly, and this time the one that was caught and fired was very outrageous for others, but for Brother Moshi, it was normal, but this time there was an accident.”

“Sigh, I’m a little curious, how did Brother Mover do such a decisive thing, only to catch it and kick it out immediately, this is going to be me, it will definitely be a little bit of a stretch.”

“Didn’t hear Brother Moving say that the fuse was dropped?” It is estimated that it is a spiral thing on the deck, which should be called a tail wing, right? This thing should be the fuse of the bomb, the fuze is dropped, and the bomb will explode. ”

“It is estimated that this is so, fortunately this is a delay bomb, the fuse fell and it will take a few seconds to explode, if the instant trigger bomb, then I am afraid that both of you will be cold.”

“Brother Mover estimates not necessarily, with him just kicking… No… The reaction speed of kicking the bomb, estimating that it can lie down at the moment of the bomb explosion, it is not necessarily cold, the injury is certain, but the photographer, nine times out of ten it will be cold. ”

“The old man pinched his fingers, and the coast guard is coming again.”

“, with you saying? Didn’t see that the brother had already started calling? ”

“Captain, have you detected a sharp fluctuation in the northwest direction, and there is a suspected explosion?”

The captain was stunned, “What do you say?” Explode? ”

Now that we are peacetime, how can there be an explosion? Isn’t there a fisherman who fries fish?

That is not right, in the 1980s and 1990s, fishermen used detonators to fry fish, this is the twenty-first century, where can there be such an operation as frying fish?

“Turn around and immediately move forward where the explosion occurred.”

Looking at the chart, a trace of doubt flashed on the captain’s solemn face.

How does this direction, this distance, feel so familiar?

Just thinking, a coast guard walked into the wheelhouse, saluted the captain and said: “Captain, just now Su Dong called the police, saying that he caught the bomb, just a minute ago, the bomb exploded on the sea, and there are currently no casualties.” ”

This was the fifth time the police were called, and the connecting police personnel knew and wrote down Su Dong’s name.

In ordinary days, a police officer is rare, today is good, two hours time, this goods reported five times to the police, want to remember his name is difficult.

Hearing the words of the police officer, the captain immediately understood what the problem was.

He said how this place is so familiar, and they have all gone four times today!

“How did this boy catch the bomb??” And the bomb exploded?! ”

The captain asked with a blue face.

The receiver twitched the corners of his mouth and said hard, “He said that he accidentally caught a bomb, and then when the bomb went on the deck, the tail fuse fell off, and he felt that something was wrong, so he kicked the bomb away, and then the bomb exploded in the air.” ”

The captain’s eyes widened and he looked at him in disbelief.

“Did this boy really say that?!”

The operator nodded hard, he asked three times, Su Dong said so, he can do anything, can only say the same thing.

“What about this kid for me?!”

The captain’s voice was raised, and he said Su Dong’s words with a black face to deceive others, and he was a veteran soldier who had touched the bomb, and he could believe that there was a ghost.

Can bombs be so easy to catch?

Most of the bomb fuses are in the head, and the tail is basically a flight balancer, how can you put the fuze? Do you really think this is a World War II?

What’s more, how did he recognize the fuse? This thing ordinary soldiers don’t know.

Finally, he even said that he realized that something was wrong, kicked the bomb away, and then exploded in the air?!

What international joke?! If the bomb really had to be that easy to kick and fly, or was it a bomb?! Even if it is a time-delaying bomb, just a few seconds is not something that ordinary people can react to, do you put this calf aside?!

“Ahem! How I hadn’t noticed Su Dong before this boy was full of lies! Speed up, hurry up to the scene, I want to see, this boy dares to say so to my face! ”

The captain had a black face, he didn’t believe what Su Dong said, he must see for himself.

A few minutes later, the familiar white giant ship kissed the fishing boat for the fifth time.

Only to get down to the fishing boat, the captain who was about to question the teacher had not yet opened his mouth, Su Dong took the initiative to take out his mobile phone, open the live broadcast platform, point to his live broadcast room, play back to the moment before the bomb exploded, and then hand the mobile phone to the captain.

The captain was blinded by Su Dong’s series of moving clouds and flowing water, and he was so dazed that he took the mobile phone and looked at it.

After a minute, his eyes widened and he blurted out, “Sleeper! ”

He glanced at the mobile phone playback, then looked at Su Dong, looked at the mobile phone playback, and then looked at Su Dong, full of disbelief.

Sleeper!

This bomb was really caught!

Sleeper! This bomb tail is really a fuse!

Sleeper!

This lad is so quick to react! Sleeper!

This bomb weighed more than ten pounds and twenty pounds, how did this young man kick and fly? Sleeper!

Did the bomb actually explode in the air?! Ten thousand alpacas were collapsing in the captain’s heart.

Nyima, the first time I’ve seen someone kick a bomb off! It’s a bomb! Not football!

This thing will explode and blow people up! You can’t watch a movie yourself, do you?!

This is also too fake?!

After a moment of silence, the captain had to say dryly: “The young man is good, his reaction ability is very fast, and his leg muscles are also very strong, very clever.” ”

He felt that his worldview had been disrupted, and the first time he had seen such a disturbing operation, the bomb could actually be caught in the sea, and someone could kick the bomb away, and the movie did not dare to shoot it like this!

On the fishing boat, the fisherman’s uncle scratched his hair in a daze, how did he feel that these two guests and the coast guard were so familiar, as if they had seen it many times.

Aren’t the two of them going to sea for the first time?

As soon as the accent is heard, how can you know the Coast Guard in Nanyue? I slept for more than two hours, what happened during this period? The fisherman’s uncle had a messy face.

After inspecting the blast site, the captain left with explosive fragments and fuses in mixed feelings.

When he left, he also tried to smooth down his right foot, and subconsciously kicked it, looking puzzled.

The fifth time he saw the great white ship leave, Su touched his stomach and said, “It’s eleven o’clock, I’m hungry, let’s get ready for lunch, shall we?” ”

The corners of Cai Kun’s mouth twitched fiercely, this big brother’s heart is really big, only to escape a disaster, how can he eat the meal?

“Rice, I have instant noodles, it’s really inconvenient on the boat, two of them are simple… Simple……”

The fisherman uncle was subconsciously going to take out half of his box of Kang Shuaifu, who knew that the eyes glanced at the slow two barrels of seafood, and he was immediately stunned.

“Lobster… Sea bass……… Grouper……… Octopus……… Squid……… Jellyfish……… Dragon’s whiskers…… Crab……”

He looked at the two large barrels of seafood in amazement and asked incredulously, “This… These are all you caught in the morning?! ”

“How can that be?”

Cai Kun said.

The fisherman’s uncle was immediately relieved, and he said that he could not catch so many good things when he used fishing nets, and how could he catch two fishing rods

At this time, Cai Kun straightened his chest and said excitedly, “How could it be that the two of us caught it, these are all caught by me alone!” ”

Fisherman’s uncle: “…”

Su Dong’s face instantly turned black.

Grandma’s, pick up people do not reveal the short do not know?!

He caught so many foreign seawater detectors, is not much more valuable than your fish?!

“Eat and eat!! Less! ”

Su Dong did not say angrily: “Lobster crab and octopus squid cleaning and boiling in the water can be, salt does not have to be put, perch and grouper to deal with, these two put some hot oil ginger slices what steamed bar, jellyfish and dragon whiskers need to be handled, put on the seasoning cold mix is a must, uncle come to eat together in a while, so much we can’t finish eating.” ”

The fisherman uncle was a little embarrassed, “You eat, I’ll eat instant noodles.” ”

“Hey, it’s okay, so much we can’t finish eating, besides, we also need to use your pots and pans to adjust the pot and gas stove, it’s okay, let’s eat together.”

Can’t resist the two people persuading each other, or maybe the three live lobsters are too attractive.

In short, after a while, the three of them began to get busy.

Fisherman uncle to deal with fish, under his suggestion, the other three fish, one of which is too ugly, the uncle is not recommended to eat, because he has never seen such an ugly fish, do not know whether to eat, the three people discussed it, and finally released the sea, the remaining two ordinary fish are handled clean, put on the onion ginger garlic boiled fish soup.

Su Dong is responsible for handling other seafood, three large lobsters, two crabs, a few small squid, a large squid, clean up, and then put in the pot to cook, so much seafood, put in a pot, do not have to put anything, itself is very delicious.

Cai Kun cut the onion, ginger and garlic, then processed the jellyfish and dragon whiskers, cut the sections and added vinegar soy sauce horseradish chili oil sesame oil and so on.

Fortunately, there are two pots on the fishing boat, and the gas stove is also the kind of two.

The first pot of boiled octopus, squid and crayfish let the mixture be combined, and after the water was boiled, a few packets of instant noodles and spices were added, and the aroma immediately wafted all over the hull.

Su Dong also took a special look at the instant noodle packaging, and it was really his mother Kang Shuaifu, this year, even Master Kang had pirated copies, and he didn’t know if there was a problem with eating it.

The second pot is used to cook fish soup, and in the middle is a steaming tray with seabass grouper used for steaming.

Twenty minutes later, the three of them gathered around two pots and ate them freely.

This scene watched a lot of people in the live broadcast room.

“Nima, look hungry, Lao Tzu hasn’t eaten lunch yet.”

“Woj! Three lobsters!! There is also an octopus, several squid, and the two crabs next to it are blue crabs, right? How do I feel that Brother Runner is better at eating on the ocean than on land? ”

“Sigh, this is thanks to the photographer, there is no photographer’s strength to turn the tide, catch so many things, today at noon the three people can only eat instant noodles bitterly.”

“Indeed, photographers occasionally drop gods!!”

“To be honest, I kind of admire the courage of the three people, who were almost killed by a bomb last second, and even had the heart to eat, and ate so deliciously!”

“Man is iron, rice is steel, and a meal is not hungry panic.” No matter what happens, the meal will still be eaten after all. ”

“Sigh, look, ugliness is still good, at least people have no desire to eat after seeing it, and finally they are not released from the sea.”

“Upstairs, I guess you must not be handsome, right?”

“Hahahahahahahahaha, I’m a little worried that these things are not enough for the brother to eat, with his amount of food, I really want to let go and eat, and it is really not enough.”

In the interval between the three people’s dinner, there were already videos of Su Dong fishing for seawater detectors and bombs on the Internet.

This time, including the intranet and the extranet, Su Dong was all on fire…