Let you go fishing, you caught the nuke?

Chapter Ninety-Five Internet Discussion! Uighur netizens vomit blood!!

Station b, Douyin, Weibo, major website forums, all people were shocked by Su Dong’s riotous operation.

“Sleeper! Sleeper! What is the line between life and death? I was shocked to see across the screen, and I couldn’t imagine how frightened the scene would be. ”

“It’s really scary, the bomb is blown up, and they even have time to eat seafood.”

“Nima, this bomb is too powerful, isn’t it?” Resting such a long distance this is a hundred meters, right? This is all about bomb fragments splashing into the fishing boat, which is too exaggerated. ”

“Yeah, so on the battlefield, very few are actually killed by bombs, more are killed by bomb fragments, either hit the key points and die on the spot, or cut by the pieces, because there is no drug infection and die.”

“This should be a bomb used by the Air Force to bomb the cabin of a ship in a maritime war, so it will explode in a delay, but most of the fuzes are in the warhead position, and it is really rare to put it in the tail of the bullet.”

“Has there ever been a war in this area?” I remember World War II Pacific Naval Battle was not here either. ”

“Upstairs, I don’t understand, the Second World War also attacked Southeast Asia, it may have been used at that time, and secondly, it is closer to South Vietnam, and in the second half of the last century, South Vietnam has singled out many big powers, and it may be left over from one of these battles.”

“To be honest, I kind of admire Brother Dongzi, really decisive, if I’m still scratching my head and thinking about what to do next.”

“Hahahahahaha, don’t worry, if it is you, you can’t catch the bomb, so you can only catch it by using this strange thing as Brother Zi.”

“In fact, not necessarily, our country has dug up quite a lot of bombs, most of the anti-Japanese time, there are even a lot of poison gas bombs, but I have never heard of these dug bombs exploding, the ghost knows why the brother fished out of the sea and exploded.”

“I don’t know, it may be that the king of the cabinet saw that Brother Dongzi had caught too many good things and didn’t want him to fish, and then arranged a bomb to let Brother Dongzi come down to accompany him.”

“Well, there is indeed a saying that he died young, but I don’t think Brother Mover is going to, and I always feel that the general harm can’t hurt him.”

“Indeed, just by virtue of strength can pull two tons of heavy howitzers up the fierce man, and the speed is agile to pull full, at least in the video of the brother of the action I watched five times stunned is not clear, such a monster, even if the average person is holding a knife is probably not the opponent of the brother of the mover, it is estimated that only a gun can cause damage to him.”

“This is the Dragon Kingdom, not the Eagle Sauce, we even have to control the knives, not to mention the guns, Brother Mover is so easy to encounter.”

“It can be said that as long as the brother does not fish for bombs and grenades and other things, there will be no accidents.”

“The problem arises here how weird you feel with Brother Mover… Can you catch these things? ”

“Amount? Don’t you guys care about seawater detectors? It’s big news to catch so many seawater detectors in two hours!!! ”

“Obscure, it is big news for others, but for Brother Mover, this is daily life, when he can catch a fish seriously, that is the big news!” (ps: fish does not count, that thing will also move the brother can catch it)”

“Indeed, if someone else catches a foreign seawater detector, he can blow a lifetime of moving brother to catch six or seven here, but it is just a daily operation, you must know that Brother Dongzi is a fierce man who fishes the Chuanguo Yuxi and Kyushu Ding.”

“Spray, if I were the head of the navy, I would recruit Su Dong into the team, and I don’t have to do anything else, I will fish all over the ocean, the Yellow Sea, the Bohai Sea, the East China Sea, and the southern sea, all over and over again, I want to see how many things foreign countries have put in our waters!”

“Oh, didn’t anyone complain about Brother Mover?” It was another half a day when not a single fish was caught. ”

“Hahaha, the daily air force of the moving brother, but the photographer, do not know what the situation, actually caught so many fish and shrimp, I was stunned to see.”

“Brother Mover Forever Drep God!” Photographers occasionally drip gods! ”

“Nyima, I’m biased, if I’m not mistaken, the instant noodles that Uncle Fisherman can’t help but take out are Kang Shuai’s legend, and I’m forced to do it!”

New meeting.

Now the new meeting can be described as a mass gathering, a variety of self-media teams, Su Dong’s fans, more than a hundred life history professors Dana, and even fishermen and tycoons.

At this moment, except for the history professors who came to pass on the national jade seal, the other groups were all dumbfounded.

“Sleeper! Lao Tzu came to Xinhui with difficulty, you guys ran to the sea yesterday?! ”

“Nima! I also want to give some traffic to increase fans to sell goods, but the result can be good that nothing has been given, and the ticket money has been pasted upside down. ”

“Idol! You are my God!! You ran into the sea yesterday and whined! ”

“I’m stupid, I ran to Xinhui in a roundabout way, but the brother didn’t see it, nor did he see the Chuanguo Yuxi, and he didn’t even see the twenty cannons of the Battle of Yashan Sea.

Cliff Mountain attractions.

At this moment, the two people looked at the mobile phone screen dumbfounded, they did a full eight hours of high-speed rail, it was not easy to come from Chang’an City to Xinhui, and the result was that Su moved to the ocean?!

Boom!

“Supervisor, Su has moved to the sea, what should we do?”

“Wait! He couldn’t stay at sea forever! Tonight he will go back to the new meeting to rest ashore! Su Dong will surprise people every day, such a person we must sign up to our live broadcast platform! ”

“As long as Su Dong is signed, it is a great achievement!” When the time comes for my promotion, you will take my place, and the future will be bright! ”

“！！ There is motivation to! But supervisor, even if Su Dong goes ashore, he should also go to the dock to go ashore, right? It’s all rough and rough, and even if there are boats, it’s impossible to stop here, right? ”

“Makes sense! Walk! Let’s go to the dock! Can’t wait for Su Dong, can’t go back to the headquarters!! ”

Outside the Xinhui Cultural and Tourism Department Building.

The same two people looked at the mobile phone live broadcast with wide eyes and small eyes.

“Manager, we seem to have run to the wrong place again, Su Dong doesn’t seem to be here.”

The manager shook his fist in exasperation, “What the hell is this Su Dong doing?!” The national treasure of the Chuanguo Jade Seal was dug up, and there was no nostalgia at all, and he went directly to the sea to fish! ”

He was really annoyed, normal people caught the Chuanguo Jade Seal, shouldn’t they be ecstatic and revolve around the Chuanguo Jade all day?!

This is the Imperial Jade Seal!

Enough to brag for a lifetime!

But Su moved well, and he didn’t even have the slightest sense of nostalgia, and he actually went straight to sea to fish early in the morning!

You’re fishing!

Good guys are fishing on land too!

So they have a chance to find it!

Run to the ocean, the vastness is too bad, he is looking for a ghost! After the irritation, the manager’s voice turned and then praised.

“However, this Su Dong’s ability to do things is really cattle, and the vast sea is so vast and boundless, he can catch so many foreign seawater detectors by fishing, and even a bomb that is about to explode has been caught by him.

Employee………

Good things and bad things have been said by you, what else can I say?

“So, acting? Are you looking at it right here? ”

“Wait for a fart! He’s not here, who are we waiting for?! Chuanguo Yuxi can’t see it, what is it doing here? Didn’t you see the few armed policemen at the door looking at us for a long time?! ”

“Go! Search where the Xinhui fishing dock is, I don’t believe this boy will not return to the dock! ”

A five-star hotel.

Executive Lounge.

The director of the “Professional Experience Officer” program group and the accompanying lawyer are having lunch here.

While eating lunch, the two also watched Su Dong’s live broadcast.

Until the lunch on the plate was finished and the wine on the side was drunk, the general director exclaimed: “This Su Dong is indeed a talent, where there is a hot spot, Jian Bai is a humanoid self-propelled hot spot.” ”

The accompanying lawyer also nodded his head and said with admiration: “It is really powerful, far away in the ocean, I thought he caught a few rare fish at most, who knew that he actually caught a foreign seawater detector, and caught six or seven at a time!” ”

“But the last bomb is too dangerous, if Su hadn’t moved quickly, I’m afraid the two people would have been dangerous.”

The general director frowned, “That bomb is really dangerous, the two people almost disappeared, no, I want to contact Cai Kun and ask him to tell Su Dong to fish for such a dangerous thing as a bomb.” ”

As he spoke, he was about to take out his phone.

The accompanying lawyer grinned, “Director, I think it is useless for you to say it, the bomb is estimated that Su Dong himself does not want to catch it, but he can’t decide on this matter.” ”

Director: That’s what it says.

“Then also contact at least let them be cautious when fishing in the future, just in case they catch a bomb, turn around and run, don’t hesitate!”

After saying that, he took out his mobile phone, answered the phone, and gave a good advice, which made him hang up satisfied.

The accompanying lawyer then asked, “Director, when will we sign the contract?” Do you go to sea now to find them, or do you wait for Su Dong to come ashore tonight? ”

The director sighed for a moment and said, “Wait for them to go ashore tonight, after all, they are now broadcasting, and we are not good to disturb.” ”

As a behind-the-scenes person, he doesn’t really want to be on the big screen, and they are not short of this time.

Just wait an afternoon.

External network.

After several hot searches in the past few days, Su Dong has already gained a certain popularity on the Internet.

Today, Su Dong’s edited video is still sent to YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook by some people, and then reposted to major forums in their own countries.

Many netizens in Western countries who are not in contact with the Dragon Kingdom are obviously not interested in seawater detectors, and they are more fanatical about the last foot of Su Movement.

“Fark Squid!!! That last kick is so handsome!! The bomb was kicked and flew a hundred meters away in an instant, and then exploded!! Oh my goodness!! It’s a movie scene! ”

“Handsome! So handsome!! One kick to fly! Then explode in the air! I would like to call it one of God’s feet!! ”

“It’s too dangerous! Almost killed, this anchor and photographer really have a big life! ”

“I’m going to the Dragon Kingdom to worship the Master!” I want to learn this trick! This god has one foot I must learn!! So handsome!!! ”

“Omega drink! I also said how a dragon country man who was so good at kung fu on his feet came out, and it turned out to be the same as yesterday’s kicking and flying fish! No wonder it’s so powerful! ”

“Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu! This is the legendary Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu! ”

“Cough, although his foot is very handsome, but the friendship tips, in this situation do not learn, immediately jump into the water to protect themselves is the most important.”

“The speed of this foot is not as fast as a howitzer tank, but I feel that I have surpassed the speed of mortar firing guns, which is really amazing!”

At the same time, some countries in Asia, especially in East and Southeast Asia, are obviously more concerned about seawater detectors, which is closely related to them.

The first to boil was the Uighur kingdom.

“One two three seven! Seven seawater detectors!! Eight Gags!! How did you catch it? How can it be so easy?! ”

“Impossible! It must have been an accident! Su Dong must have high technology! He must have brought something that could monitor the signal of the seawater detector!! Otherwise he wouldn’t have been able to catch it!! ”

“Protest! We want to protest! This is obviously our country’s stuff! Why should the Dragon Kingdom take it away!! ”

“That’s right! We put the seawater detector in our own territorial waters area, but we accidentally drifted into the waters of the Dragon Kingdom, and we asked the Dragon Country to return our seawater detectors! ”

“Yes, that’s right! That’s it! We put it in our own waters, but we accidentally drifted into the waters of the Dragon Kingdom by the cold currents of the Pacific Ocean. ”

“We were forced! It was Eagle Sauce Daddy who forced us to put a seawater detector here!! You have the ability to find trouble with Sauce Daddy! ”

The netizens of the Uighur Kingdom exploded, however, the kimchi country netizens next to them were schadenfreude, and even without the help of the people on the outside network of the Dragon Kingdom, they spontaneously organized themselves to taunt the Uighurs: “Yuck! Thief!! You are in Northeast Asia, this is the southern sea, not the Yellow Sea of the East China Sea, where the warm currents of the Pacific Ocean can blow so far! Enough to span most of the ocean?! ”

“The Uighurs are really disgusting, and they don’t admit that they have done something wrong!” Obviously, he was secretly exploring the deep sea in the waters of the Dragon Kingdom, and if he accidentally drifted there, he really thought that the people of the whole world were fools? ”

“Oh, to tell a joke, the Uighur Sea named after the Uighur is a place where warships of all countries can pass through the international waters.”

“It’s not to lick his Eagle Sauce Daddy, otherwise if the Uighur Sea is its own sea, how will Eagle Sauce Daddy’s ship pass as long as it passes?”

“You guys put this nonsense?! The video shot clearly, this seawater detector is clearly the latest, even the production date has, produced in March this year, March, month to September, these six months blow is a warm current, blowing a fart cold current?! ”

“Oh, the Uighur Kingdom is really good scars forget the pain, the anchor of the Dragon Kingdom should have more of their seawater detectors!”

“Spray, friends of the Uighurs, is the typhoon blowing cool!” Blowing almost all over the land of the Uighurs, pay attention to safety! ”

I have to say that the masses of the Kimchi country are particularly happy for the Uighur country.

As for the ridicule of the kimchi country, the people of the Uighur kingdom are also not willing to show weakness, and the reverse ridicule is endless, what a meal or three meals to eat kimchi, thieves, cosmic god kingdom and so on.

In addition to the Uighurs, netizens in South Vietnam and Treasure Island also complained online.

“The Uighurs are talking nonsense, but we in South Vietnam really let go of our own sea and accidentally drifted over our heads, and we hope that the Dragon Kingdom can return the seawater detector to us.”

“Yes, yes, this is no way to do things, who let you nine lines pull so long and wide, crossing the line is too normal.”

“Speechless, how did the things of our treasure island also get caught?” This place is so far away from our island, which department put it there? ”

“Toxic, originally ridiculed by land netizens, and now I have been caught arguing, which makes me happy to brush the b station in the future?”

“Yuck! South Vietnamese, what egg are you ripping off?! This is not the sea border This is the hinterland of the Dragon Kingdom, accidentally crossing the border can become so much?! #止也要讲点基本法啊! ”

“The peace of mind of the treasure island, everyone is a family, yours is mine, mine is still mine, the sea detector father first for you to keep for a period of time, when the dust settles Dad will return to you, obedient, obedient.”

Things on the Internet, Su Dong and the two do not know for the time being, they are watching the lobster happily at the moment.

Su Dong, Cai Kun, fisherman’s uncle, a lobster per person, dragged down the lobster tail of the child’s arm, red and bright a look at it is particularly appetizing, stained with some rattan, it will be sent to the mouth.

“Um” took a bite, Su Dong exclaimed.

“Xiao Caizi, this afternoon try to catch a few more lobsters, this stuff is really delicious, just simple cooking is so delicious, if you find a chef to do it seriously, the taste, I dare not think.”

Cai Kun, who was answering the phone, suddenly rolled his eyes.

Good fellow, do you think this is a field snail in the mud of the river? If you really want to fish so well, the lobster has long been cabbage.

It’s just that standing and talking without waist pain.

After hanging up the phone, Cai Kun took a bite at the big crab and then said, “The director has called and said to let you hang around, don’t catch a bomb or something, it’s too scary.” ”

Su Dong blinked, this thing, he seems to have said that it doesn’t count! He wanted to catch a bomb like five!