Lisko’s American Life

"They must be learning Huaguo Kungfu. I saw it on the video. The clothes on Aunt Li's body are the clothes that Huaguo Kungfu masters often wear. I heard that most of the elderly in Huaguo know Kungfu. The boss must be a In the eyes of Aunt Li, just like in the movie, they passed the test of Aunt Li, and our husband also has Chinese blood, Aunt Li plans to teach him the kung fu of Hua Guo. You see, they still hold Hua Guo's long sword."

With a swearing expression on his face, Jimmy told his guess to the cowboys around him. Because he knew too little about Huaguo, and the Western media deliberately blocked it, Huaguo is still very mysterious in the eyes of many Americans. The biggest impression of this country is Kung Fu and its long history.

"Then Aunt Li must be a kung fu master?"

Ou Neijin's expression was full of excitement. He did not expect that the aunt who smiled and delivered cakes to him every day was actually a hidden Kung Fu master. Because of the influence of Hong Kong movies and Bruce Lee, there are still many foreigners who are A loyal fan of kung fu movies, Ou Neijin is undoubtedly such a person.

"Look, look, look."

Jimmy pointed into the distance and yelled, and the cowboys' attention was also concentrated. They all followed the direction of Jimmy's finger and looked at Lisko and Li Feng on the lawn.

And at this time, when Li Feng was demonstrating swordsmanship to Lisko, the cowboys looked at the aunt holding a long sword in the distance, who looked like a dragon, and after playing a set of beautiful swordsmanship, all of them looked dull, and their eyes were full. Full of surprises.

"Oh my God, the people of Huaguo are really Kung Fu masters. I want to tell my friends about this, and they will be stunned."

Jimmy hurriedly left the queue and was about to go back to the dormitory to take out his video camera. Recently, he fell in love with photography, so he bought a low-end video camera with his saved wages, and now he wants to record this scene.

After saving it, when he talks about this matter with others, when others say he is bragging, he will have the tools to fight back.

David was also amazed. Before, he thought that the rumors that people in Huaguo knew kung fu were just jokes and people’s ridicule, but seeing the cold light that flashed from time to time in the distance, he felt that he had to change his mind, and his thinking was a little divergent. In terms of kung fu, as her husband, would Zhang You also do it?

If I had a good talk with Zhang You and tried to please him, would I have a chance to become their apprentice?

Thinking of the supermen in Huaguo film and television dramas, David's heart is full of longing. This kind of thing has nothing to do with age, as long as he is a man, he will be interested.

This morning, the cowboys used punches to determine who was patrolling past the two of them on horseback, so that they could take a peek at them, and then used the shotgun in their hands to secretly learn gestures.

But Lisko was very puzzled, the number of cowboy patrols today is extraordinarily high, and the candidates are different, everyone will ride a horse, stop not far from him, and then let the horse pass him at the slowest speed Next to him, in the middle, he kept staring at Li Feng who was teaching him.

However, he only thought that everyone was more curious, and then put it behind him. If he knew what the cowboys said and thought, it would definitely make his stomach hurt from laughing.

And after Zhang You came back from patrolling the edge of the ranch, he found that everyone's attitude towards him had changed a lot. Everyone returned to the attitude he treated him when he first came, respectful, asking about his health, some helping to lead the horse, and some helping to put the water cup on the ground , Is there anyone else to help him, making him confused.

This kind of situation only happened when I first came to the ranch. At that time, everyone thought that I was Lisko's father-in-law, so I treated myself with the same standard as Lisko, until I shared the joys and sorrows with everyone, Everyone found that he had no pretensions, and he was serious about what he did. He was able to crack jokes, and he was able to share his own food with everyone. Later, he gradually treated him as an equal.

Now with this attitude again, Zhang You knew that everyone must have something to ask for himself, and he turned a lot of thoughts in his heart, wondering if everyone wanted to give Lisko some advice through him, so he flattered him so much, but he did not like Li Ke. He didn't know anything about ranch management, and his identity was his father-in-law, so he couldn't discuss many things directly with Lisko. When he was in a dilemma, he gritted his teeth and planned to ask clearly.

"Jimmy, don't pour water, I've already had three glasses, and Ernekin, don't pinch my shoulders, your technique is not right, and David, if you have any questions, you can tell me directly , not about the ranch, I will not give advice to your boss."

The cowboys were taken aback for a moment, and then shook their heads again and again. This was not everyone's purpose at all.

In the end, it was David who spoke. He glared at the cowboys who pushed him out, and then asked Zhang You with a flattering smile on his face.

"Zhang, you are from Huaguo, can you know Huaguo Kungfu?"

"effort?"

Zhang You was taken aback for a moment, then laughed heartily, and finally looked at the cowboys waiting anxiously, and then answered with a smile.

"I'm sorry, I'm a little surprised. Huaguo Kungfu is in film and television dramas. In reality, we can't do that kind of flying. I don't know if there is Kungfu, but there are still routines for watching."

David looked at each other in disbelief at first, and looked at the cowboys, remembering what Jimmy said, the people of Huaguo are very humble, they know what they say, it is very good, and they know what they say, that is proficiency,

And Jimmy also said that Huaguo people are very good at keeping secrets. They have customs, and they cannot teach Kung Fu to people who do not have Huaguo blood. This is also the requirement of their inheritance.

David nodded quickly, indicating that he understood, and then whispered to Zhang You.

"I understand, you are very humble, but I have an aunt who has a quarter of the blood of the Hua Kingdom. I can show you a photo of the two of us. After all, I am also a descendant of the Hua Kingdom. Would you like to inspect me?"

Zhang You didn't understand this passage, he was stunned for a while before he realized it, and then his face was full of helplessness, he knew that the cowboys didn't believe what he said, instead he thought it was because he was modest, and even thought it was because the other party didn't have Huaguo blood He was the one who concealed something, and this incident made him a little helpless and a little bit wanting to laugh, holding his forehead with some headaches, not knowing how to explain it.

At this time, the cowboys also began to come forward one after another. This one said that his grandmother was of Huaguo blood, and he was also a descendant of Huaguo. The other said that he had a girlfriend from Huaguo, but everyone was talking about his origin with Huaguo. , hoping to be favored by Zhang You, and then get the inheritance of Kung Fu.