Lisko’s American Life

"Okay, okay, stop, not everyone in Huaguo knows kung fu. I don't know where you heard about it. I don't know how to do it."

Zhang You tried his best to explain, but looking at the cowboys around him, he didn't believe his words. Instead, this statement was used as an excuse to reject everyone.

"We really have a lot of fate with Huaguo."

David continued to chat without giving up, hoping that Zhang You could let go of his blood lineage and teach them Huaguo Kung Fu.

"Okay, since that's the case, I'll teach you."

Zhang You saw how he explained that everyone couldn't listen, so he simply pushed the boat along.

"Okay, that's great, liger butcher."

It was Jimmy who was the first to react, practicing the half-baked Chinese he had learned in the movie, clasped his hands together, and pretended to kneel down.

"Hey, hey, I can't help it."

Zhang You uttered anxious Mandarin, and quickly grabbed Jimmy who was about to kneel down.

"This is an old rule, but it's gone now, so don't use it."

If Jimmy knelt down and later found out that he didn't know kung fu at all, then it would be hard to end.

"Come on, you line up in a row, stand at attention, spread your legs apart, squat down, okay, just at this height, then make fists with your hands, put them on your waist, hold on, wait until you can maintain this position for half an hour Now, you can learn the next move."

Zhang You stepped forward to guide everyone. Yes, what he taught everyone was the legendary horse stance. Although he knew nothing about kung fu, he still knew the most basic horse stance. After all, he was often punished by the teacher when he was in school. It is undoubtedly a fantasy for a person who has never done horse riding to persist for about half an hour.

When everyone can't take it anymore, this matter will be over. I have another way of saying that it's not that I don't teach you, but that you can't persevere.

Moreover, zama step is also good for the body, it can strengthen the body and reduce illness.

David just started piercing, and within a minute, he felt his thighs were sore and his legs began to tremble. He gritted his teeth and persisted, thinking that he would soon be able to learn the skills of flying around in movies. , try to hold on.

"Is this really useful?"

O'Nekin gritted his teeth, trembling his voice, and asked Jimmy next to him.

Jimmy also looks like this, but now he has a firmer idea that Zhang You is a martial arts master, because this posture is often seen in movies, and this is the posture for getting started in Huaguo Kung Fu.

"That's right, it's this posture. I've seen it many times. I guessed it right. Zhang is indeed a master."

Jimmy's eyes were full of fanaticism, and he could no longer feel the pain in his body. His mind was full of images of himself holding a long sword, wearing a Chinese ancient costume, and fighting for justice in the United States.

Zhang You saw that everyone had already set up their horses, and stopped staying. He picked up his teacup and walked leisurely towards the castle, with a helpless smile on his face.

Behind them are cowboys lined up, trembling and insisting on their horse gait. Some people couldn't help but fell down, and immediately stood up and tied them up again as before, for fear that Zhang You would find out that they didn't hold on.

Lisko in the distance also saw the situation here, but he was at a loss. He didn't know why the cowboys lined up and marched. His mind was full of thoughts, and his hands didn't stop. He was imitating the appearance of Li Feng in front of him. , playing Tai Chi Sword one move at a time.

"morning."

Zhang You walked to the front of the lawn and saw Li Feng and Li Sko who were dancing swords, their faces were full of weirdness, and now he knew why the cowboys thought they knew Chinese Kungfu, the reason was already in front of them.

"Are you hungry? I'll make you breakfast later."

Li Feng finished playing a set, and said to Zhang You.

"Uncle early."

Li Ke also put away the sword, but his posture was not as sharp as Li Feng's, and the tip of the sword almost poked himself.

"Not very hungry, you practice first, I will eat later."

Zhang You looked at the two of them and asked them to continue practicing.

"Uncle, what's going on over there?"

Lisko raised his head and asked about the cowboy's affairs.

"Hey, those foreigners saw you learning Taiji sword with your aunt, and they all thought I was a master of Huaguo Kung Fu. They didn't listen to any explanations, and pestered me to teach them. How could I know this thing, and I couldn't explain it clearly, so I just Let them go fast, if they can't keep going, let it go."

Zhang You also had a smile on his face, explaining to Lisko.

After listening to Li Ke, his head was already full of black lines. The most frequently asked question by Chinese people outside is whether you know how to kung fu. I think I'm too humble.

Over time, the fact that every Chinese person knows kung fu has been firmly believed by foreigners, and this has avoided a lot of trouble. Everyone thinks that Chinese people are not easy to mess with. Although they look thin and small, they may fight. I can hit about five of my own body types.

"If they know you're lying to them, you'll feel better."

Li Feng gave Zhang You an angry look. From her point of view, it is enough to explain this kind of thing clearly, so why play with others.

"I've been wronged. You don't know. How many times I've explained it, they think it's because they are foreigners that I don't teach them. If I don't say it well today, I may be excluded in the future." Zhang You's face was full of grievances.

"Also, isn't zama step the basic skill of kung fu? Doing it is good for your health, and it doesn't do any harm. I didn't lie to them."

Lisko continued to watch, and the cowboys in the distance had collapsed collectively, all sitting on the ground, rubbing their thighs.

"This is too difficult, half an hour? When will we be able to do it."

O'Nekin beat his legs vigorously, driving away the soreness, and nagging at Jimmy, he didn't know why it was so difficult to do such a simple action, it didn't make sense at all.

"Kungfu is not so easy to learn, just practice a few more times, we are still newbies, hold on."

Jimmy cheers everyone up, he seems to have found a new belief now, and he is determined to be an American cowboy who can learn Chinese Kung Fu.

Looking at the appearances of the other people around him, they were all complaining. Jimmy despised them in his heart. These people were useless. It seemed that he was the one who could learn kung fu in the end. Thinking of this, Jimmy's eyes were full Excited, his whole body seemed to have motivation, resisting the soreness in his legs, and continued to stand up, striding forward.

Perhaps driven by Jimmy's persistence, the cowboys who had rested for a while looked at each other, and stood up one after another, their legs trembling and continuing the action just now.