Little Life on An American Ranch

"How did you get this body?" Xu Zhaobin is not Diana, he took advantage of his identity as a "fellow townsman" with Jian Heng and directly attacked.

"Take it away, didn't you see that the goose bumps on my body are getting up! If you ask me, just ask what kind of hand, I'm not a woman!" Jian Heng couldn't stand it.

Diana stretched out Jian Heng's hand and could bear it. You, a man in his sixties, still want to do it. Jian Heng is a serious straight man, and now he feels the chill on his back.

Just as Xu Zhaobin retracted his hand, another voice came from the door: "Wow! You can train your muscles like this! It's really amazing!"

Following the direction of the sound, Jian Heng saw that the member who was sitting in the hall just now stood at the door at some point, staring at him with a pair of green eyes like a wolf. of meat.

"Wow, that's amazing!"

Behind him stuck out another head.

Soon seven or eight heads stood beside Jian Heng, and began to ask questions around Jian Heng.

Jian Heng is a little embarrassed, think about how it feels to be surrounded by a group of men with only one boxer briefs on his body?

Although these people don't wear much, they are nothing more than vests and shorts, and they are all tight-fitting sports, and the pants on their bodies are no bigger than Jian Heng's boxers, but they still have a vest. Jian Heng is shirtless.

If this happened in Jian Heng's hometown, it's not a big deal to enjoy the cool on the roadside in summer, but when it gets dark, there will be more people under the street lights.

But this is not on the street of Jian Heng's hometown, let alone enjoying the cool air. What's so f*cking is that men of different skin colors are watching together, I guess no one can stand it!

"What? What? Whose muscles have been trained?"

Soon a big white guy appeared at the door. This guy was obviously a muscular guy. He was about 1.8 meters tall, and he had the stature of Schwarzenegger in his peak period. The latitude of his arms was about the same. Can catch up with a girl's small waist.

It's just that this guy looks much more attractive than Schwarzenegger, his whole body is almost covered with tattoos, there is no shortage of devils and angels, all of them are on this muscular man.

What made Jian Heng laugh even more was that this big man had a Chinese character tattooed on his left chest, traditional Chinese chicken!

Such a strong man has this word tattooed on his body, this sense of difference makes Jian Heng speechless.

Others may think that people with tattoos like this are cool, but Jian Heng can't appreciate it. Although he has a tattoo on his body now, it's not what he wanted, but it was given by the secret space. It can't be wiped off or washed off. You can't scrape it with a knife, can you? So Jian Heng had no choice but to keep it.

The big muscle tyrant who stood at the door saw Jian Heng's muscles, so he couldn't help but also came in.

It wasn't crowded for him to walk over like this, and he used his hand to block the person blocking him like this. As soon as he moved his hand, someone turned to the side, and the whole person came in front of Jian Heng like a tank.

"Your muscles are great!" The muscular man looked at Jian Heng's body, nodded slightly and said politely.

The so-called connoisseurs know if there is someone as soon as they make a move, and the big muscle master knows in his heart how much inhuman effort it takes to develop such a body.

Such a muscular tyrant suddenly spoke to himself in a kind tone, and Jian Heng was a little uncomfortable all of a sudden.

"Are you the new coach?" Da Muba continued to ask.

"No, I want to come over and be an assistant," Jian Heng said

"..." Da Muba's entire face froze, and after a while, he frowned and said to Jian Heng: "Are you teasing me?"

The big muscle tyrant thought that Jian Heng was making fun of himself, so he came over to be an assistant with such muscles? Isn't that funny.

Xu Zhaobin interrupted at this time: "Jason, he doesn't have a fitness instructor certificate yet!"

As soon as this word came out,

Immediately knocked down a lot of people around.

Jason stared straight at his eyes like brass bells: "You don't have a fitness instructor certificate?"

These people think it is ridiculous that Jian Heng does not have a coaching license, a bit like a racing driver saying that he does not have a driver's license. In their opinion, you have trained your muscles to this world level, yet you don't have a coaching certificate yet? This is too much.

Jian Heng immediately said: "No, I just applied for it yesterday, and the exam is scheduled for next Wednesday."

"Oh, let's communicate more in the future when we have time." Jason nodded to Jian Heng, then turned his head and said, "Go do your own thing, it's impolite to surround others!"

After speaking, the muscular Jason smiled at Jian Heng, then pushed aside the crowd and walked towards the door.

Hearing what Jason said, the people around quickly dispersed, and only Xu Zhaobin remained.

"I didn't expect that it looks like this, and it's a little reliable to speak," Jian Heng said.

Diana replied casually: "Jason is quite a gentleman"

"Gentleman?" Jian Heng thought of this way of dialing people, and felt that it had nothing to do with gentlemen. At most, Jason, the muscular man, just relied on some tricks.

Xu Zhaobin has been accompanying Jian Heng to complete all the physical examinations, which is called a full-time escort service, but Jian Heng seriously suspects that the old man does not want to accompany him in the physical examination, but wants to see more of his muscles.

In the next forty minutes, Jian Heng was dragged by Diana to test everything from head to toe, and got a very important report, and was kicked out of the medical examination center.

With this report, as for the assistants and so on, they will naturally be captured. If Jian Heng doesn't even have a decent certificate, he can be regarded as an official coach tomorrow.

After getting what he wanted - the identity card that means he can enter and leave here at will tomorrow, Jian Heng immediately said goodbye and left.

Xu Zhaobin followed Jian Heng enthusiastically and sent him out the door.

Seeing the car he had booked arrived, Jian Heng waved at Xu Zhaobin, then opened the door, got into the car and left in a hurry.

Arriving at the place where he lived, Jian Heng got out of the car and was still in a daze. He didn't know why he saw his fleshy body. A group of muscular men were like perverts meeting beautiful women in the wild, let alone a group of muscular men. Well, even Diana, the girl looking at Jian Heng's eyes, made Jian Heng feel a little lingering.

Jian Heng knew that the muscles with a body fat of only 6.00 points were difficult to train, but he didn't realize how difficult it was. He didn't train them in the first place. Of course, he didn't know the ups and downs of it.

It's like a rich second generation, whose father gave 10 million to spend freely, and a person who earned 10 million through his own efforts, is also 10 million, but the feeling of the owner is completely different.

Jian Heng is like the "rich second generation" in the fitness industry who knows that "money" is hard to earn, but he doesn't know how hard it is.

People like Xu Zhaobin have built a body fat of around 10% and super-latitude muscles. I don’t know how many years I have eaten a bland diet, and I don’t know how much sweat I have shed on various equipment in the gym. Many people have used contraband at the cost of their health, taking steroids and the like to get where they are today.

What about Jian Heng? After drinking a few bottles of water, it's like inflating and deflating. If you want to be thick, you will be thick, and if you want to be slender, you will be slender. In a little over two weeks, you will have such a body of muscles. He doesn't have the feeling of a person who has really trained, so He didn't understand the intense enthusiasm people felt when they saw him with muscles like this.

It is estimated that if the fitness masters in the gym know the truth, at least half of them can kill themselves with the wall, and the remaining half will kill Jian Heng first, and then kill themselves.

He was walking towards home, and he was about to enter the hall, when Jian Heng suddenly heard someone shout a very funny sentence.

"Hey, everyone, look, is that dog going to jump off the building?"

As soon as Jian Heng turned his face, a thought suddenly came to his mind: Who would be so stupid to say such a thing, that a dog would jump off a building and commit suicide?

Turning his head, Jian Heng found a few women not far away who were pointing upstairs with their heads up.

Following their eyes, Jian Heng took a look, and immediately found a dog standing on a fire exit.

It is a bit inappropriate to say that standing is a bit inappropriate. Specifically, the front paws are grasping the iron railing at the lowest part of the passage, and the two hind legs are standing on the passage surface. The dog's face is full of that kind of resolute and stern expression.

Jian Heng also found it strange that he could see a serious expression on a dog's face. Thinking of this, he shook his head, rubbed his eyes, and took a closer look. The dog's face does look like a suicidal look.

Taking a closer look, Jian Heng could see that this dog was not another dog, but the Teddy raised by that fucking old woman, the one bitten by his own gray rabbit Erhu.

Jian Heng didn't have a good impression of this teddy. Not only did it happen last time, this thing also likes to bark, and it still barks endlessly, regardless of time. In addition, its fucking hostess puts on a face all day long that I am white, and I am nobler than you. Not to mention the colored people in the whole building, even the white people who live there don’t like it. For the Lord's favor.

So even if they saw that the dog seemed to be about to jump off the building, the women downstairs didn't have any other expressions, just held their heads up and watched silently.

Just when Jian Heng was wondering, the Tai Ritian, who was so arrogant in the community that it was annoying, kept barking in front of him. After a few sounds, he jumped down from the passage, and then Hearing a snap, he ended his sinful dog life without even shaking.