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Chapter 92: There Is A Lot Of Trouble In Front Of The Fortune Teller!
Chapter 92: There is a lot of trouble in front of the fortune teller!
After Liu Chuan finished speaking, everyone present looked at each other in shock.
No one believed that Liu Chuan would lie in front of a group of them on such an occasion.
It's like no one believes that what he said may be true.
Wan Kaixuan felt that he had estimated Shen Fei's strength very high.
Unexpectedly, the reality was even more outrageous than he imagined.
He took a deep look at the Shen Fei courtyard gate.
Wan Kaixuan's expression was slightly solemn, and no one knew what he was thinking.
After Shen Fei returned, he was relieved of all his burdens.
I caught up on my sleep peacefully and slept until two o'clock in the afternoon.
I was finally awakened by the sudden electronic sound of the system.
"Ding! A new check-in address has been detected, please host to sign in at Gutong Street in Yanjing at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon!"
"Um?"
Hearing the sound, Shen Fei rubbed his sleepy eyes and got up from the bed in confusion.
"Gutong Street? Why do you want me to sign in on the street?"
Shen Fei woke up confused.
The specific location of Gutong Street was quickly found on the map.
Twenty minutes of driving alone.
Shen Fei came to the largest pedestrian street in Yanjing.
There are many shops around and there are many pedestrians.
Shen Fei found that he had come to check on the spot in advance and could not guess the system's intention at all.
"Forget it, now that you're here, let's take a walk around!"
With this in mind, Shen Fei turned on the live broadcast.
Millions of spectators immediately flocked to the venue.
"It was him, he was the one who forced Yayin away!"
"This beast! My Yayin! How can I sleep without seeing your smile... You give me back my goddess!"
I saw all over the screen something about forcing Yayin to leave, or about going on a hunger strike to die for love.
Shen Fei was stunned.
I checked online and found out that this morning the official website of Yanjing TV announced the news of Yayin's resignation.
"has resigned?"
This surprised Shen Fei. She didn't expect that a little girl who looked like a frail girl could act so decisively!
As far as personality is concerned, you can indeed see a few shadows of Triumph.
Put this matter in the back of your mind.
Shen Fei was also noncommittal about audience criticism.
I bought some candied haws on a stick and went shopping for a while. Suddenly, a shouting sound caught Shen Fei’s attention.
"Come on, come on, take a walk and take a look. Don't miss it as you pass by. Those who come from south to north, those who swim in the mountains and play in the water, those who break arms and legs, those who kiss on the street. , it’s a century-old brand, its reputation is guaranteed..."
"Hey, it is said that the magic of the gods is better than that of star divination and Beidou? This is the first time I have seen a liar who is louder than me!"
A simple fortune-telling stall appeared at the end of Shen Fei's sight.
There is a lot of shouting, but the successors of socialism in the new era simply don’t believe in this.
If you put it somewhere a little more remote, you might still be able to do some business.
The fortune teller wears a pair of round sunglasses. He looks about forty years old, skinny and sickly. He is wearing a brown long coat. He really looks a bit like a semi-immortal.
After seeing Shen Fei take a seat, he suddenly became energetic.
"Sir, do you want to do a word test or divination?"
"Hey, can you see it?"
"ah?"
Hearing Shen Fei's words, the fortune teller was startled.
Then he explained: "Well, this, my hearing is more sensitive!"
"That's it~"
Shen Fei did not expose it, pointed to the signboard on the side, and asked the fortune teller: "You said you are using the magic of immortality passed down by old people. I have a few questions, and I would like to ask the master to use the magic of immortality to answer my questions!" "
Upon hearing this, the fortune teller took out a QR code from under his body.
"Ten bucks a question!"
Shen Fei was startled when he heard this, then smiled playfully, took out his mobile phone and scanned the code directly.
"A thousand yuan has been received!"
Hearing the voice, the fortune teller suddenly became attentive.
"Boss, if you have any questions, just ask and I will tell you everything!"
"Actually, it's not a difficult question. It's all within your major!"
"Oh, really..."
Hearing Shen Fei's words, the fortune teller panicked...
"It's like this. I just watched foreign superhero movies recently, and while watching them, I discovered a problem!"
"Movie? What's the problem?"
"I discovered that foreign superheroes all fly on their stomachs, but our domestic gods all fly standing up! Why do you think this is?"
"ah?"
After Shen Fei finished speaking, the fortune teller was confused.
Also confused were the viewers in the live broadcast room.
"Nima, this professional is really a match for me (face covering)"
"Hahaha, how easy is it for someone to set up a stall? I'm provoking you!"
"You think it's so easy to make money these days! After receiving money from Shen Fei, you have to answer this anti-humanity question even if you don't answer it!"
"Hahaha, didn't this fortune teller do his own divination when he went out... This is such a bad sign! [laughing and crying]"
"But it's true, the gods in our country still fly standing up, and the superheroes in foreign countries still fly on their stomachs!"
"Yes, why is this?"
The fortune teller also looked confused.
Shen Fei couldn't help but shook his head when he saw this.
"Aren't you stupid? Because in our country, all those flying on their backs are mounts!"
0.0!
Mist grass?
Is there still such an operation?
After hearing Shen Fei's words, the fortune teller suddenly seemed enlightened.
"Wu Cao! It seems that the anchor discovered something terrible again [funny]"
"Hahaha, I'm an old hermaphrodite, but didn't you pay me to ask questions? Why did you say it yourself?"
"I'm so confused!"
"You can't do this!"
Shen Fei said to the fortune teller with a questioning look on his face.
"No, no, no, because your problem is beyond the Three Realms and is not in the Five Elements. If you come back and ask someone more normal, I will definitely be able to achieve this gorgeous reversal!"
"All right!"
After listening to the fortune teller's explanation, Shen Fei asked another question.
"Didn't Hua Mu come to the theater recently? I'm surprised. Hua Mulan has been in the army for twelve years, and no one in the military camp noticed that she is a woman! Why do you think this is?"
"Ah? I...this...Hua Mulan? Maybe she disguises herself better?"
"It's impossible. No matter how good the disguise is, you will definitely find out in twelve years that humans are not rabbits. It's still easy to distinguish between men and women!"
Shen Fei directly rejected the fortune teller's answer.
"Then why do you think this is?"
"Tsk, use your brain! This is very simple! If I were sleeping next to Hua Mulan, I wouldn't report it!"
Fortune teller: "0.0! Fog grass?"
What you said makes so much sense, how can I refute it?
At the same time that Shen Fei announced his answer, the live broadcast room was filled with question marks.
"???Classmate Shen Duxiu, you are so outstanding, have you ever considered the feelings of others?"
"Hahaha, the truth that has been hidden for many years was ruthlessly revealed by Shen Fei [face covering]"
"I finally understand why Shen Fei transferred so much money. These are all prepaid medical expenses [laughing and crying]"
"Hahahaha, can you please stop being so cruel? Meeting Shen Fei is already very disappointing. I asked you, can you have some compassion? I suggest we observe three minutes of silence!"
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