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Chapter 93: Tragedy Caused By The Word "Uncle"!
Chapter 93: Tragedy caused by the word "uncle"!
"You're not good at this! Why can't you answer any questions? Isn't it a lie? Give me your money back and I won't ask any more questions!"
"Refund?"
Hearing Shen Fei's words, the fortune teller's eyes widened.
The whole person's aura suddenly changed.
"It was just a warm-up, now I'm going to get serious. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!"
"you sure?"
Shen Fei's face was full of suspicion.
"Of course, can this ancestral sign of mine still fall into your hands? Just ask!"
"Okay, listen up!"
"Why was an 80-year-old man pushed off a cliff by a vicious couple but no one stopped him?"
"ah?"
Hearing the question, the fortune teller was startled again.
Shen Fei did not pause and continued to ask: "Why did seven disheveled men beat a woman but the audience applauded?"
"Why do snakes and scorpions live in the same room but nothing happens?"
"Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?"
"Here.…………"
I heard a series of questions from Shen Fei.
The fortune teller was stupid.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also confused.
"It may be the distortion of Shen Fei's humanity, or it may be the loss of Shen Fei's morality!!"
"Shen Fei may want the fortune teller to recognize the dangers of society, change his ways, and become a useful person to society!"
"You can pull him down! Don't become a cancer like Shen Fei! After today, it's good that he doesn't have any thoughts of revenge against society!"
"For a thousand dollars, I ended up risking my life... [covering face]
The fortune teller suddenly felt regretful.
She pursed her lips and asked Shen Fei innocently: "Why do you think this is?"
"My little brother, you are so immature! My question is already very simple, even a three-year-old child can answer it!"
"You're talking nonsense!"
Hearing Shen Fei's words, the fortune teller immediately felt insulted.
He yelled at Shen Fei sternly.
Shen Fei raised his eyebrows when he saw this.
"You do not believe?"
"Don't believe it! Unless you can prove it to me!"
"Well!"
After saying that, Shen Fei turned around and looked for the passing child.
Soon, a woman in her thirties walked past the stall holding a half-year-old child.
"I'm sorry to bother you, but can I take up some of your time?"
The woman was stunned when she heard Shen Fei's words.
Glancing at the fortune-telling stall next to her, the woman didn't seem to want to waste time here.
I just haven’t said a word of rejection yet.
But Shen Fei squatted down, touched the head of the half-old child and asked, "What's your name, kid?"
The child is not stage frightened. Hearing Shen Fei's question, he replied directly: "My name is Mingxuan!"
"Mingxuan, right? Brother has a question to test you. If you can answer it, brother will give you a gift!"
"Really! What's the problem?"
When he heard there was a gift, the little boy became interested.
Shen Fei smiled and repeated the question he just asked the fortune teller.
Upon hearing these anti-human questions, the boy's mother went berserk.
"You are sick, right? How can you ask a child such a question? Mingxuan, let's go!"
The child's mother was about to take the child away when she heard the little boy suddenly say: "Isn't this the Calabash Baby?"
"Calabash baby?"
Hear the answer from the boy's mouth.
Everyone was confused.
"Yes, isn't the 80-year-old man the grandfather? Aren't the seven disheveled men the gourd brothers? If snakes and scorpions live in the same room, aren't they just snake spirits and scorpion spirits?"
"Mistweed?"
Hearing the clear analysis from the boy's mouth, the fortune teller was stunned.
In the live broadcast room.
0.0! Calabash baby? Brothers, what do you say about this wave? I can’t seem to feel the existence of my brain!”
"Hahaha, fortunately I never watch Shen Fei's live broadcasts without thinking!"
"You shouldn't think about Shen Fei's problem from the perspective of a normal person!"
"Pull him down. Anyway, IQ has been pushed to the ground and rubbed by Shen Fei more than once or twice. Just get used to it!"
After hearing the boy's words, the fortune teller suddenly felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly.
Shen Fei laughed.
"Uncle, is my answer correct? Where is the gift?"
"uncle?"
Hearing the little boy's words, Shen Fei was startled, and a kind smile suddenly appeared on his face.
"Mingxuan, be good, wait here for a while. Uncle will buy you a gift right away!"
As he spoke, Shen Fei touched the little boy's head.
Jump into the crowd.
Only five minutes later, Shen Fei reappeared in front of everyone carrying a bag full of gifts.
"Guess what gift uncle bought you?"
Shen Fei asked the little boy mysteriously.
"Is it a Gunpla?"
Shen Fei shook his head and said: "Guess again!"
"It's a video game console!"
"Guess again!"
"It's a remote control plane!"
"Very close! Dang-dang-dang!"
Amid much anticipation, Shen Fei took the gift out of the bag.
A fifteen-centimetre-thick homework exercise suddenly appeared in the little boy's sight.
stiff!
From birth to now, the little boy has discovered for the first time that the human heart can be so sinister.
The fortune teller witnessed the entire incident.
The moment Shen Fei took out the exercises, he suddenly had the idea of escape.
Damn, this guy is also scary for riding on a horse!
"Haha, how embarrassing is this!"
The boy's mother looked at Shen Fei with a rare hint of appreciation.
He said he was embarrassed, but he naturally took the exercise set from Shen Fei.
"."Oh, this weight is not light! You spent a lot of money!"
"Hey, it's not much. It's only three years. If it weren't for the fact that Mingxuan is still young and is not suitable for too much pressure, I would like to prepare all the exercises for him in the next five years!"
"Xiao Mingxuan, you must work hard. After doing this, uncle will buy you a new one!"
Speaking of this, Shen Fei suddenly said to Mingxuan's mother seriously: "These exercises have a shelf life. The sooner you complete these exercises, the better the effect. As a parent, you must supervise your children!" Especially for children of this age! What their future achievements will be depends on the education during this period!"
"As Mingxuan said before, these Gundam models, game consoles, and model airplanes, of course, including mobile phones, are not allowed to be exposed to children! Playing with toys is poison to children! Also, if the economy If the conditions are good, you can sign up for interest classes. You must make good use of this golden period of growth for your child. You don’t want Mingxuan to lose at the starting line, right?"
After hearing Shen Fei's words, Mingxuan's mother suddenly felt enlightened.
"Ouch! What you said is so right! Children really can't lose at the starting line (Zhao Li's), but I don't know, what should I sign up for in this interest class? Piano? Pen? Or maybe the Mathematical Olympiad composition bandit?"
"Tsk, you see you've fallen behind!"
"ah?"
After hearing Shen Fei's words, Mingxuan's mother was a little confused again.
"What does this mean?"
Shen Fei explained: "You can definitely sign up together! Mingxuan is such a smart kid, so signing up for an interest class is an extra talent! In addition to these, I think there is an interest class, and Mingxuan must go to it." !"
"What?"
"Kung Fu! Kung Fu must be learned from a young age. If Mingxuan is older, he will miss the best period of martial arts training! Why do I say that Kung Fu must be learned? First, to strengthen the body! Second, after learning Kung Fu Then you won’t be bullied by others! Thirdly, and most importantly, learning Kung Fu is hard work! But only by enduring the hardships can you become a master!"
"If you want Mingxuan to have a good future, you must listen to what I say. Not only do you listen, but you must also put it into practice and educate your children. Don't worry about money!"
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