Live Broadcast: I Am The Strongest Audience!
Chapter 96: The Original Sculpture Is A Sand Sculpture! A Game With Death?
Chapter Ninety-six: The real thing! A game with the God of Death?
Not only Shen Fei, but also the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned by this fortune-telling operation.
0.0! How many noble people forget things? My God, this is simply a piece of cake!"
"Hahaha, this guy is possessed by Shen Fei? When did you have the epiphany?"
"This shameless scoundrel's attitude of using all possible means is just like Shen Fei!"
"Hahaha, I'm drunk too. These days, fortune tellers are all following the stupid route."
"There's nothing you can do about it. Who cares about you if you're serious about telling fortunes? It's all forced by life. Are there any bitter tears?"
The fortune teller revealed the secret.
Everyone present was confused.
After coming back to her senses, the middle-aged woman finally realized that she had been tricked.
I saw her eyes glaring, and she showed signs of going berserk.
"You bastard, you cheated me! Pay me back immediately! You are a bitch who set up a stall to defraud people with low "240", why don't you die!"
"Ding! The sign-in environment is being detected. Congratulations to the host for successful sign-in. The sign-in task is triggered: Save the magic stick Xiao Kun! Mission reward: Intermediate gift pack*1! Exclusive Neptune talent fragment*1!"
Just when the middle-aged woman cursed angrily at the fortune teller.
The system electronic sound suddenly rang.
Look at the time, it's exactly three o'clock.
"Magic stick Xiao Kun?"
Thinking of the system's beep, Shen Fei's eyes subconsciously came to the fortune teller in the field.
"Looking at his wretched appearance, it's probably him! Rescue? I was right. This guy really suffered a bloody disaster today!"
This was a game with death, and Shen Fei began to pay attention to everything on the field that could threaten Xiao Kun.
the other side.
Hearing the merciless insults from the woman's mouth, Sean just smiled helplessly.
He quickly said: "I failed to figure out how forgetful your noble lord is. It is a mistake on my part. In this way, I will answer a few more questions for you for free!"
"free?"
Hearing these two words, the middle-aged woman was startled, and instantly forgot all her previous unhappiness.
"Is it really free?"
"really!"
"Okay, then please help me read my palms!"
With that said, the middle-aged woman stretched out her hand in front of Xiao Kun.
When Xiao Kun saw this, he adjusted his sunglasses and looked at it in a dignified manner.
Shen Fei rolled his eyes when he saw this. Can you have some professionalism?
You've exposed yourself right now, and I, the magic stick, am ashamed to be in the company of such a fool as you!
It seems that it has been foreseen that a series of force majeure factors will occur after the woman realizes that she has been deceived by Xiao Kun.
Shen Fei decided to take precautions before it happens!
Sean was about to open his mouth and start talking nonsense.
But a familiar voice suddenly sounded from the sidelines.
"Miss, it's useless to look at your hands, this is a world based on your face!"
0.0!
Mist grass?
Do you want it to be so real?
Believe it or not, labor and management will make you cry!
The audience in the live broadcast room started a new round of commotion.
"Hahaha, I knew Shen Fei would not be lonely!"
"To be patronized by Shen Fei twice in a row, this fortune teller has deserved his death! [Hold face]"
"Are you really not going to tell yourself a fortune when you go out? Haven't you learned enough from yesterday's lesson? I've seen people who are stubborn, but I've never seen anyone who is so stubborn!"
"The fortune teller said that no one can trust me when I ride a horse! [Funny]"
"Hahaha, Master, can you show me your face? [Dog Head]"
"Let's just watch our hands! [Funny]"
"Hahahaha, can you please let people watch the live broadcast? You guys want to laugh me to death and inherit my 200 million yuan!"
Hear Shen Fei's voice.
There was a commotion at the scene, and everyone looked in the direction of the sound.
Xiao Kun also cast his gaze over.
Shen Fei was soon discovered hidden in the crowd.
When she saw the harmless smile on his face, Mei Kun couldn't help but twitch at the corners of her eyes!
Hey, what you say makes sense! Master, would you like to help me look at my face?"
As she spoke, the middle-aged woman moved her face closer.
"Forehead.………"
Seeing the other party's appearance, Xiao Kun continued to pretend and closed his eyes.
"I see that your heaven is full, your earthly pavilion is round, your nose is like gallbladder, your eyes are like bright stars, your mouth is like painted vermilion, and your teeth are like broken jade. It is true that the three mountains are well matched, and the five mountains are in harmony, but...
"Just what!?"
After all the good things about fortune telling, there was a twist in the end.
The woman suddenly panicked.
"It's just that the makeup on your face is too thick, miss. It's said that floating clouds can cover the sun, but all the blessings you have on your body are covered by this makeup!"
"Mistweed?"
Hearing Sean's words, Shen Fei's eyes widened immediately.
Hey, what do you mean, do you want this woman to have no makeup?
I said, what kind of blow have you suffered? Do you want to retaliate against society like this?
But obviously Shen Fei was overly worried.
"You want me to go without makeup? Are you crazy!"
After hearing Sean's words, the woman was not happy at that time...
"this..……"
"Forget it, you'd better give me a palmistry test!"
With that said, the middle-aged woman stretched out her hand again.
Sean glanced in the direction of Shen Fei without leaving any trace.
I found nothing unusual about him.
Then he turned his attention to the woman's palm.
"Look at your palm prints, your career line, love line, and life line are all very clear. I suggest..."
Shen Fei: "He suggested that you go to third-tier cities for development!"
0.0!
hold head high?
Still so sudden, still so unreasonable!
The moment the sound rang out, three huge question marks suddenly appeared on the heads of everyone present.
"Career line, love line, and life line are collectively called the three lines. No wonder my career in Yanjing has never improved, and my love has not been harvested for a long time. I am getting old so fast. Are you angry or not! (face covering)"
"Hahaha, you look like an old magician at first glance!"
"What the key anchor said makes sense. Why is the happiness index in third-tier cities so high? Is it because consumption is not high, wives are easy to find, and they are suitable for retirement!"
0.0! Wucao! In the same ninth year, how can you show off?"
Shen Fei's words resonated with the audience.
It just hurts the two parties involved.
Xiao Kun pursed his lips and glanced in Shen Fei's direction with an innocent yet aggrieved look.
Middle-aged women are much more direct.
Hearing the sound, a face suddenly twisted together.
*0.8 Who? Who? Who is so mean-mouthed? If you have the ability, stand up, why are you hiding behind and talking nonsense!"
He glared fiercely in the direction of Shen Fei.
Seeing that no one spoke, the woman turned her attention to Xiao Kun: "Forget it, unexpected palm reading, you can test my marriage for me!"
"Testing marriage!?"
Upon hearing the woman's words, Xiao Kun suddenly looked solemn.
Then he took out a few pieces of tortoise shell, a few copper coins, and a compass from the bag.
"Oh, the equipment is so complete!"
Seeing this scene, Shen Fei couldn't help but sigh.
I saw Xiao Kun after a blind operation.
Suddenly he raised his head and asked the woman: "Were you born in the early morning?"
"Ah? I don't know that either! How do you know?"
After hearing Xiao Kun's words, the woman was a little confused.
"because..…………"
Shen Fei: "Because from one to three in the morning, it's the ugly time!"
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