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Chapter 97: The incredible bone-touching technique!

"Because one to three in the morning is the ugly time!"

Xiao Kun looked in the direction of Shen Fei with a confused expression.

But I saw Shen Fei smiling all over his face.

His right hand formed a fist and he hit Xiao Kun hard on his chest twice.

From time to time he murmured: "Don't worry, brother, I will bear your sins for you!"

0.0!

Mist grass?

My brain has never been more cluttered.

Xiao Kun is really stupid!

The moment Shen Fei's voice sounded.

The scene immediately fell into an eerie silence.

"Wucao? Choushi?"

The live broadcast room was filled with question marks.

It's like I discovered something amazing.

The entire live broadcast room was boiling again.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. Why can you always see the truth when you're ugly?"

"No wonder my dad is so handsome and I am so ugly. It turns out I was born in the early morning! [Dog Head]"

"Upstairs, may I ask if Uncle Wang next door is handsome? [Funny]"

"Listen, listen, is this really something a human being can say? But I really want to say shit! Hahahaha [face covering]" 18

"This woman is not a good person. She only works for a living. The fortune teller is also an intellectual after all. What's wrong with setting up a stall? They didn't force you to believe it! Why did she lie? She said she was a bitch. What about yourself? Labor and management are really vomiting!"

"That's right! Although I don't know if this guy's doctorate degree is real, but he knows everything about fortune telling. It's really too much to say that someone is setting up a stall to cheat and is cheap!"

"Fortune teller, hurry up and arrange a feng shui treasure land for yourself. Shen Fei is eyeing it. You will need it sooner or later!"

"Hahaha, this person isn't even dead yet, and you start whipping his corpse? [laughing and crying]"

"Ugly time?"

Hearing Shen Fei's voice, the middle-aged woman murmured.

After a moment, I finally realized something.

A face suddenly twisted together and became extremely ferocious.

"Who? Who is it? Who is the Killer of Thousands of Swords? If you have the guts to stand up, you know how to stab people in the back. What kind of man are you!"

The woman roared in the direction from which the sound came.

There was a commotion in the crowd, and Shen Fei's figure appeared in front of the woman.

"That's you!?"

The middle-aged woman's eyes seemed to burst out with two rays of anger, turning Shen Fei into ashes.

Shen Fei grinned when he saw this.

"To be honest with this lady, I am actually a fortune teller just like this dear friend!"

"Are you also a bad fortune teller?"

"Hey, madam, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. Why do our fortune tellers stink!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Get your money back quickly! One thousand and one!"

The woman's patience had obviously been worn away.

There is no room for Shen Fei to continue talking nonsense.

"A thousand and one? Are you crazy? Why is it only a thousand and one? Isn't it a hundred?"

Xiao Kun's eyes widened in shock when he heard the price mentioned by the woman.

"One hundred is before yesterday's fortune-telling, and this one thousand is the mental compensation you paid me today! Hurry up, or I will call the police and blow up your fortune-telling stall!"

"ER!..."

"Hey, madam, actually things don't have to be so tense. Don't you just want to tell fortunes? Xiao Kun is indeed not good at studying and has not been able to tell the truth, but I can give you a serious fortune telling for him! "

"you?"

After hearing Shen Fei's words, the woman suddenly looked suspicious.

After looking up and down for a while, Shen Fei didn't look like a fortune teller.

Upon seeing this, Shen Fei snatched the fortune-telling equipment from Xiao Kun's body.

The whole person's temperament is instantly integrated with the world!

A real stickman.

Seeing that Shen Fei had a disagreement, he took his job away again.

Xiao Kun sat in his original position and pursed his lips in grievance.

"That's pretty much it! It's free!"

Seeing Shen Fei's appearance, the middle-aged woman nodded with satisfaction.

"Of course it's free!"

"Okay! Are you looking at the hands or the face?"

"I don't look at my hands or my face!"

Shen Fei shook his head pretending to be profound.

"Then how do you calculate it?"

"I wonder if this lady has ever heard of a relatively advanced fortune-telling technique in our fortune-telling world!"

"A sophisticated fortune-telling technique? What is it?"

"Feel the bones!"

"?"

Upon hearing this, the middle-aged woman suddenly became interested.

The onlookers were also curious, wanting to see what kind of nonsense Shen Fei would do.

"Yes, touch the bones! I only need to touch the bones of a person's hand to know your past and present life, your misfortunes and blessings, and your destiny and marriage!"

*0.0! Real or fake? So powerful?”

After hearing Shen Fei's words, the middle-aged woman's eyes immediately widened.

Only Sean rolled his eyes.

Do you dare to be more outrageous?

There should be a limit to bragging, right?

We magicians also need to have professional ethics!

Thinking like this, Sean decisively picked up the notebook, live and learn...

Facing the woman's doubts, Shen Fei just chuckled twice.

He said calmly: "You will know once you try it!"

"good!"

The woman reached out her hand decisively.

Seeing this, Shen Fei took a deep breath.

He pinched the woman's wrist with a solemn expression.

Sometimes he frowns, sometimes he relaxes.

Sean was stunned for a moment.

After a while.

Shen Fei took his hand back.

"Master, how are you? Have you seen my past and present lives, my fortunes and misfortunes, and my fateful marriage?"

With everyone looking expectantly, Shen Fei said: "I have been traveling in the world for more than 20 years, and this is the first time I have met someone like you! 670"

Hearing this, the woman became uneasy.

"What happened? Master, what did you see?"

Shen Fei paused and said, "You can't even touch the bones here! The whole horse is just meat!"

Dun dun dun.

0.0!

Mist grass?

Like a silly roe deer drowning in water.

I wanted to breathe but felt suffocated.

In the end, he could only stare blankly at Shen Fei in the field with a confused look on his face.

"Is it true or not? Is it just meat when you step on a horse? You are such a show off, believe it or not, labor and management will backhand you an orange [cover your face]"

"Hahaha~ Can you say hello to me when I'm drifting? The steering wheel flew off!"

"You can't feel the bones at all? Are you serious? Are you really serious?"

"Hahaha, I'm broken. How dare you ask for mental damages in front of Shen Fei? This guy will make you wonder if there is something wrong with your nerves every minute!"

"I knew that this guy Shen Fei was definitely going to start acting like a monster. It felt like bungee jumping. It was scary. Hey, hey, hey, [cover his face]."

"Meow~"

A cool breeze blew by, and a black cat jumped onto the fortune-telling stall at some point. It narrowed its pupils slightly and barked at Shen Fei and Qing Kun.

Then he jumped off the fortune-telling stall.

The silent atmosphere was immediately broken, and the scene suddenly became solemn.