Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

When the two were about to go down the mountain, Xiaobai suddenly started retching.

Jiang Yun picked up Xiaobai nervously and patted its back gently.

Upon seeing this, the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun put his hand under Xiaobai's abdomen and just touched it. The smile on his face disappeared instantly.

"Mr. Zhang, what's going on?"

The old Taoist priest had a serious expression and remained silent.

When the netizens in the live broadcast room saw it, their hearts suddenly skipped a beat, something seemed to be wrong!

"I'm not afraid of the smiling faces of Western medicine, but I'm afraid of the frowning peaks of Chinese medicine. Xiaobai is still a child, so he won't be terminally ill, right?"

"Emmm, judging from the lifespan of a fox, Xiaobai is about thirty years old as a human. She should be at the level of a young woman, not a child."

"The slippery veins are like beads running on a disk."

"It's a good thing to have smooth pulse, but I'm afraid that Xiaobai is using his internal energy to activate his muscles and pulse and play the general's order [Dog's Head to Save Life]"

"If Xiaobai is Ximai, then whose child will it be?"

"Nonsense, Xiaobai only sleeps on the same bed as the Taoist Priest at night. If she gets pregnant, it will be the Taoist Priest's flesh and blood... I'll throw it away. Xiaobai won't be a liar for us, right?"

After a long time, Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed and said, "Boy, let your eldest disciple eat less in the future."

"It's belly is full of cysts of flesh. I can hardly find its pulse. Don't worry, it's just eating too much and causing indigestion. It'll be fine if you spit it out."

Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was indigestion. If he had a happy pulse, the explanation would be really unclear.

Taoist Master Zhang took the first step. He followed the path next to him and descended to the bottom of the valley with a wooden stick he picked up casually.

Jiang Yun patted Xiaobai on the back and scolded: "Did you hear that? You are not allowed to eat so much in the future."

"Ugh~~vomit~"

"Tell me, what if you, a good yellow-flowered arctic fox, become a big one in the future?"

"Ugh~~vomit~"

…

After Xiaobai finished vomiting, his condition did improve a lot.

Jiang Yun then hugged it and headed from the path to the bottom of the valley to catch up with Taoist Zhang.

The valley bottom is very empty.

Except for a large cold pool at the bottom of the waterfall, bluestones the size of millstones can be seen everywhere inside.

At this moment, Taoist Master Zhang was holding a wooden stick, as if he was hitting something.

When Jiang Yun got closer, he found that a Zhoushan cobra had been twisted into a ball of twists, and there was a half-foot-long carp not far away.

"What the hell, what's going on?"

Before Master Zhang could speak, the water friends in the live broadcast room picked up the conversation.

"I don't know. As soon as I came in, I saw the old Taoist beating a cobra."

"I'm sure that the old Taoist master will definitely know martial arts!"

"Chang Wei: Are you people polite?"

Elder Zhang, leaning on a wooden stick and breathing heavily, said, "You're here just in time, I'll give you some advice."

"This snake is the Zhoushan Cobra, a famous venomous snake in the Wudang Mountains. It is highly venomous and attacks very fast. What's outrageous is that this guy is also a long-range shooter and can spray poison!"

"If you are bitten by one, no matter how high your kung fu is and how strong your internal strength is, you will definitely die if you don't take the snake venom serum."

"Fortunately, I came down first and saw this guy first. I struck first and blinded the snake with two sticks. If you had been the first to attack and was careless and got bitten, you would definitely be dead."

Jiang Yun looked at the cobra's painful and twisted look, and shook his head with some sympathy.

This virgin forest is so big, you guys can't go anywhere, why do you have to lie down here, you are such an unlucky guy!

"Mr. Zhang, this cobra is a protected animal. Don't kill him. I'll fly him aside." After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he raised the wooden stick in his hand and prepared to take action.

"Hiss~~~"

“Hiss, hiss~~~~”

When the cobra heard the familiar voice, it raised its head and quickly spit out the cobra.

Jiang Yun was stunned for a moment. He looked at the cobra in front of him and felt that it looked familiar for some reason.

The cobra spread its body and twisted twice.

The twisted posture is slightly unnatural and even ugly, as if it has been broken before.

"Boy, be careful of this evil beast spraying poison. If you are reluctant to kill, let me do it. I have also learned the emergency evacuation in criminal law!" Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, roared.

His voice was full of murderous intent, and the wooden stick rose high and was about to fall.

Jiang Yun quickly hugged the old Taoist priest. He looked at the cobra and asked tentatively: "Brother Snake, are you guarding the five-headed three-seven king snake?"

“Hiss, hiss~~~”

The cobra nodded quickly, and even contrary to common sense, there were tears in its eyes.

"Brother Snake, it's really you, how did you end up like this!"

“Hiss, hiss~~~”

“Hiss~~~”

"Hiss~~"

The cobra looked at the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun and roared loudly. Its snake-like vomiting was like a machine gun.

Jiang Yun looked at Mr. Zhang, and the translator said: "You said that because of the good weather, you went out of your nest, basked in the sun, ate fish, and sang songs, and suddenly you were beaten by the old Taoist priest from your hometown!"

"Indeed, it is quite miserable. I can understand your grievance."

Taoist Master Zhang looked a little embarrassed, and the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed out loud when they looked at Cobra who was still complaining to Jiang Yun.

"Our anchor and Brother Snake really have a fate in the past life, and it is a bad fate. On such a big mountain, there is no one else who can collide with each other twice."

"New fans, I'm curious, when has the anchor seen this cobra before?"

"About a month ago, the anchor beat him up and gave him a five-headed Panax notoginseng plant. It was worth a lot of money."

"Why does the scene Cobra mentioned seem a little bit familiar to me?"

"You took your wife out of the city, eating hot pot and singing songs, and suddenly you were robbed by horse bandits. As the master spoke, tears welled up in his eyes."

"Let the bullets fly at that moment, exactly at this moment!"

Jiang Yun put down the wooden stick in his hand. He looked at the cobra's curved tail and said, "Brother Snake, the bones are still misaligned. You lie down and I will reattach the bones for you."

The cobra weakly vomited the cobra and lay directly on the ground.

"Boy, be careful." Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun warned.

Jiang Yun shook his head and replied: "Mr. Zhang, it's okay. This snake has human nature. I took the bones from it last time. The five-headed Sanqi King you bought from me is the treasure it used to protect.

"

After he finished speaking, he stepped on the snake's head with one foot, held the snake's tail with the other hand, shook it twice, straightened the snake's body, and the cobra turned into a snake stick.

It can be clearly seen that this guy is slightly curved near the third of the tail.

In the second practical operation, Jiang Yun was familiar with the road and made a hole in one. He started directly and pressed the misplaced snake bone back with two gentle presses.

After the cobra regained its freedom, it raised its head at a 45-degree angle, looked up at the sky, and spit out a long mouthful of cobra.

"Brother Snake, what are your plans for the future?"

“Hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss~~~”

"Don't ask, who will die if you ask?"

Jiang Yun looked at Cobra, and he explained in a dumbfounded way: "Brother Snake, believe me, I really didn't follow you."

"I just went into the mountains to collect herbs. It was purely fate that we met here in the valley. It was a coincidence!"

The cobra didn't reply. It turned around and bit the carp next to it. Then it plunged into the cold pool, twisted twice, and then disappeared.

Jiang Yun looked at Hantan, shook his head, and said, "Brother Snake, this snake is still not open-minded!"

(End of chapter)