Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Xiaobai jumped to a tree hole in twos and twos, and screamed towards it.

"Hahaha~~"

Jiang Yun came over, he knelt down and searched in front of the tree hole, and found a row of footprints.

The footprints are in the shape of plum blossoms, and the traces are very faint. If you don't look carefully, you can't see them at all.

"You little guy, you are so lazy every day that you only know how to sleep. Unexpectedly, at this time, you can also play a little role." Jiang Yun touched Xiaobai's head and praised.

"嘤嘤嘤~~"

The water friends in the live broadcast room became sour when they saw Xiaobai acting coquettishly.

"Looking at Xiaobai, and then looking at my girlfriend, I suddenly feel that the girlfriend around me doesn't look good anymore."

"The same goes for my girlfriend. Others act coquettishly, but she acts coquettishly. Those two are really different!"

"Wang Yuze, I saw your comment. You are dead. Get ready to kneel on the washboard [angry]"

"Damn it, the tragedy in the live broadcast room actually happened in front of my eyes."

"I hope Xiaobai will publish a book to teach me how to act like a baby. I will definitely buy it."

"I don't have the ability to act coquettishly, but I married a straight man [face covering]"

"It's a girl's nature to act like a baby. There is no problem that my girlfriend can't solve by acting like a baby. If there is, then it's because she's not sweet enough [observation in secret]."

"The single dog suffered a fatal blow in the live broadcast room. Someone call an ambulance for me. I feel like I am suffocating."

Jiang Yun used the small medicine hoe in his hand to mark the footprints and said, "Look carefully, everyone, these footprints are obvious rabbit footprints."

"Because the rabbit's hind legs are strong, when it runs, the footprints at the back will be much clearer than the footprints at the front."

Jiang Yun took out a thin steel wire from the shoulder strap of his mountaineering bag. He found a thick wooden stake, tied one end to the wooden stake, and tied a noose on the other end.

The wooden stakes were nailed to the entrance of the tree hole, and a thin steel wire lock made with a movable buckle was aligned with the hole.

"Mr. Zhang, we don't have time to waste time here with the grass rabbit. Do you have a lighter with you? Burn some wet grass and let's smoke out the guy in the hole."

As soon as he finished speaking, Taoist Master Zhang took out a handful of grass from behind, with a bunch of hay sandwiched in the middle, as a kindling material.

"I'm also an expert at trapping rabbits. You don't need to tell me about such a trivial matter."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were very surprised.

"Two Taoist priests 666, how can you catch grass rabbits like this? I learned from it."

"Friends in the live broadcast room, please pay attention. Although the grass rabbit is not a protected animal, it is a rare animal in some places. It depends on your local policy, so don't catch it indiscriminately."

"The anchor and Taoist Master Zhang have such a strong coordination. If they go to the wilderness to survive, I feel like their little life will definitely be enjoyable."

The hay was mixed with green grass, and when it was ignited, thick smoke billowed out.

After the smoke was blown into the tree hole, in less than half a minute, the rabbit inside rushed out.

Because he rushed too fast, the wire rope got directly stuck in his neck, and the rabbit was trapped to death on the spot.

Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, picked up the rabbit and sighed: "If you don't eat rabbits in the mountains, they will become overrun!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room broke the defense on the spot.

"I watched Taoist Master Zhang yesterday, and I couldn't sleep at night. I watched him again today, and I finally saw four words on him: Mo Li Mo Qi."

"Fellow, the food in the village is overflowing. If you don't eat it, it will be wasted [funny]"

"Shocked, Mr. Zhang actually followed the same policeman uncle as me. I seriously doubt that Uncle Mo will come to Jiangjiacun as a guest."

"What a fool, how dare Uncle Mo come to Jiangjia Village? Our anchor really knows how to call the police!"

Two rabbits, one for each person, can improve the meal at noon today.

Jiang Yun and Taoist Zhang returned to the creek. After taking out a bunch of things from their backpacks, they lit a bonfire.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but complain when they saw the complete variety of condiments.

"I seriously suspect that the anchor has a premeditated plan. He must have been ready to catch rabbits today to satisfy his craving."

"To be fair, to be honest, the last time I went out for a picnic with my partner, I didn't bring all the things I had with me."

While Jiang Yun was handling the rabbit, Taoist Master Zhang wandered around the area. When he came back, he brought a handful of wild onions, wild garlic and wild ginger.

The water friends were dumbfounded. To these two people, how could the outdoors look like their own supermarket?

He can find and catch everything. Even if Mr. Pei entered Wudang Mountain, he probably wouldn't be able to do this.

The rabbit was lightly marinated to remove the fishy smell and then put on the grill.

About half an hour later.

The skins of the two rabbits were roasted golden brown, and the fat seeped out and dripped into the campfire, making a sizzling sound.

Jiang Yun finally sprinkled on a handful of barbecue ingredients and took off the roasted rabbit.

One for each person, cut into small pieces with a knife and put in a stainless steel lunch box that you carry with you.

This rabbit is roasted extremely well, the fat inside is roasted, and the meat inside is plump and bright in color, exuding a rich meaty aroma.

Jiang Yun tasted a piece. The rabbit meat was oily and fragrant.

He sighed: "Dear water friends, if you have the conditions, Pindao recommends that you try the roasted rabbit freshly baked. The taste is really unique in the world."

It's dinner time now, and many water friends in the live broadcast room were crying.

"Damn it, why did the host put poison in the meal?"

"The takeaway in your hand no longer tastes good. Let's order another barbecue."

"If I marry a Taoist priest, I will definitely force him to cook for me every day. I'm really fed up. I'm drooling from the greed in the live broadcast room every day."

"The tears of my dissatisfaction flowed directly from the corners of my mouth."

Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, was eating the rabbit and sighed: "Boy, do you think rabbits are so delicious, will they become a problem in other places abroad?"

"Mr. Zhang, I seriously doubt that you are in Tu'ao, Hannan. The number of hares there is said to have exceeded 10 billion." Jiang Yun glanced at the old Taoist priest in surprise.

"Ten billion, how many zeros is that?" Elder Zhang exclaimed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room listened to the conversation between the two and remembered the documentaries they had watched, and couldn't help but sigh in their hearts.

"Rabbits are overrun in Tu'ao, and the local chefs definitely have an unshirkable responsibility."

"It is said that that country spent tens of billions of dollars to solve the problem of overpopulated rabbits. It's really weird!"

"The Tuao rabbit is only three million Sichuanese away from becoming a protected animal. No rabbit can leave Sichuan alive!"

"I'm not surprised at all about the proliferation of rabbits in Tu'ao. After all, they even eat their own national treasure."

Jiang Yun fed Xiaobai a rabbit hind leg, and Taoist priest Zhang fed Xiaobai a rabbit front leg. The little guy's belly became round after eating, his mouth was oily, and he staggered when he walked.

Jiang Yun was helpless. After he completely extinguished the bonfire, he hugged Xiaobai and set off to collect herbs again.

The two walked along the creek for half an hour and came to the top of a valley.

The stream falls from here, forming a small waterfall with a drop of more than ten meters.

"Boy, let's go down there and have a look. If we don't gain anything, let's go back home." Elder Taoist Zhang Zhishun suggested.

(End of chapter)