Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

"I think the sea is as calm as water, and the way to practice comes naturally."

Jiang Yun scratched his head and asked with some confusion: "Mr. Zhang, what are you talking about?"

"The road is simple. I didn't sleep last night. I was thinking hard and fell into trouble."

"Complexity becomes a small way, and a big way turns to simplicity. Now, who of us is cultivating the big path, and who is cultivating the small path?"

“How can we explain whether the great road leads to oneself or to the common people?”

Jiang Yun looked at the slightly red eyes of old Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun and sighed: "Mr. Zhang, there are three thousand great ways. Choose one to follow. Even if the Taoism changes, you will never leave your sect, and you will reach the same destination through different paths."

"What is the great road? What is the small road? In my opinion, there is no essential difference between the two. Excessive distinction would be too confusing."

"Oh, I have been cultivating Taoism for more than fifty years, and at the end of the day, I actually ask you, a young boy, to break my demonic barrier. People are really going back to life as they get older."

"What happened today is known to heaven and earth. You know it and I know it. If you dare to go out and talk nonsense and ruin my reputation, don't blame me for turning your back on me!"

Jiang Yun looked at the blood-red eyes of old Taoist Zhang Zhishun. He quickly patted his chest and swore to the founder of the Sanqing Dynasty that he would be strict with his words and would never speak nonsense to others.

If you don't comfort this old man, he might be cannibalistic!

"嘤嘤嘤~~"

Xiaobai jumped out and groaned.

Taoist Master Zhang picked up Xiao Bai, grabbed the fox's ears, and said angrily: "You little guy, why do you have a sense of presence?"

"Two bottles of whitening and brightening cream, don't bark anymore. I have been upright for most of my life. I didn't expect that my first bribery was to a little guy like you. What kind of world is this!"

Jiang Yun was beside him, but he dared not speak. What if he talked too much and Taoist Zhang couldn't think straight?

After all, the old Taoist Priest is also a person with dignity. If something happens to him out of anger, he really has no way to explain it to the outside world!

Xiao Bai really liked the two bottles of whitening and hair brightening cream. He ate most of the bottles in a short time.

Jiang Yun was a little curious and asked: "Mr. Zhang, why did you bring this with you when you went into the mountain?"

"I brought it to the South China tiger, but the guy left in a hurry, so there was only one left."

"That's really cheap, Mr. Zhang. I really like your whitening and brightening cream. Can you tell me the formula?"

"Don't ask, it's a private secret recipe, just these two bottles. If your eldest disciple wants to eat it later, he will have to pay for it."

"Several pet food companies in Citi want my recipe for whitening and brightening hair cream. They bid against each other, and the price reached three million, but I didn't even sell it." Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun said casually.

Jiang Yun was very surprised and asked: "Mr. Zhang, three million is a lot, is it Chinese currency?"

"Citigroup companies, of course, are talking about US dollars. They seem to pay dividends every year. I don't understand. I'm afraid of being cheated, so I ignored them."

Jiang Yun suddenly realized that he was still too young and had underestimated Elder Zhang's financial resources.

If the old man sells that recipe, he will not only directly receive more than 20 million, but he will also receive a large dividend every year.

No wonder he carries a dozen bank cards with him at any time and spends money on medicine at any time.

Who knows how many recipes for that whitening and brightening hair cream he has in his mind.

After breakfast, the two set out to collect herbs.

This time they set off to the south. There were slightly fewer forests in the south, but there were many hills and depressions, and the road was quite difficult to walk.

Just after reaching 12 noon, the two of them filled their backpacks with rare Chinese herbal medicines.

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun was very satisfied and said: "Boy, you are really a lucky star. In previous years, I went into the mountains alone to collect herbs, and the harvest in seven days was not as much as in these two days."

Jiang Yun smiled and said nothing. He touched the lucky jade pendant hanging on his chest and thought to himself: What a good thing!

At noon, the two found an open space next to a creek, took out dry food, and prepared to take a rest before eating.

Xiaobai suddenly jumped up, and the hair on his tail exploded.

Its whole body tensed up, and it yelled behind Jiang Yun.

"嘤嘤嘤~~"

"嘤嘤嘤~~"

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

"Is there danger behind the anchor? Why is Xiaobai shouting in that direction?"

"What, Xiaobai is shouting, isn't he acting coquettishly?"

"Xiaobai: Are you polite?"

Jiang Yun stood up with Xiaobai in his arms. He held a small medicine hoe and turned around to look behind him warily.

"Whoosh!"

Seven or eight gray figures suddenly jumped out.

Whoosh!

The small medicine hoe drew a half-moon-shaped light, followed by a muffled sound, and a gray figure fell to the ground on the spot.

Only then did Jiang Yun see clearly that what fell on the ground was a grass rabbit.

"Good boy, with your eyesight and hand speed, there are few rivals among the younger generation of Taoists today." Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at the rabbit and praised it.

Jiang Yun touched the back of his head and said very modestly: "Mr. Zhang, it's not bad. I've been practicing my hand speed for more than 20 years."

"Practice in the winter and practice in the summer. Day after day, year after year, don't dare to slack off."

All the male fans in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

"The two Taoist priests are not driving, but they are better than driving. I am thinking wrong. What should I do?"

"Damn it, this fairy actually understood instantly, what should I do? Am I dirty?"

"As someone who has experienced this, I just want to say that it is not good to move too fast. After all, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle."

"Taoist Master, practice makes perfect. What's the matter with grinding an iron pestle into a needle? House manager, come out and take care of it!"

"Whatever, Taoist Master's hand speed is really fast. He just told the truth. We can't engage in text inquisition in our live broadcast room."

Jiang Yun looked at the grass rabbit at his feet and said: "Fu Sheng, the Supreme Heavenly Lord, the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty, Mr. Zhang, I am guilty!"

"What crime?"

"This grass rabbit is still alive after all."

"You helped it pass the test and let it be reincarnated as a human as soon as possible. If that rabbit knows anything, he will definitely be grateful to you before it's too late." Mr. Zhang looked at the grass rabbit and sighed.

Jiang Yun touched the back of his head and asked, "Mr. Zhang, what should we do now?"

"Chasing, one rabbit is not enough to eat, at least you have to get another one."

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sigh when they saw that the two people really put down their backpacks, picked up small medicine hoes, traveled lightly, and chased the grass rabbit that just passed by.

"The wine and meat have passed through the intestines and left in the heart of the founder of the Sanqing Dynasty. I don't think it is a big problem."

"Sorry, sorry, you two Taoist priests, remember to put some ginger to marinate it, otherwise the smell will be too strong."

"Braised, steamed, stir-fried, fried, don't eat small, eat large."

"Infinite Heavenly Lord, put more chili pepper and less salt. The poor Taoist can't eat too salty [dog head to save life]"

"The rabbit is so cute, but the two Taoist priests actually ate the rabbit. The baby was unhappy and had a little moodiness."

Jiang Yun looked at the traces of the rabbit's escape and explained: "The rabbit escapes very quickly, and it is really difficult to catch it in the forest."

"But Pindao has just knocked one of their companions to death. The frightened rabbits will usually run away and hide in the bushes or tree holes as soon as possible."

"The traces of those guys escaping have been cut off here. They must be nearby."

(End of chapter)