Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Old Taoist Zhang's appearance combined with his hoarse voice really startled Jiang Yun.

He was fine when he came back, but why did he suddenly become like this? He couldn't really be evil, could he?

"You kid, why are you so pale?"

"It's windy in the mountains, so I wiped some big treasures."

"Why are you turning red again?"

“Refreshed!”

Listening to the conversation between these two people, the water friends in the live broadcast room felt more and more that something was wrong with the atmosphere.

"I'm sorry, this seems to be a slang among beards in the Northeast. Could it be that Master Zhang is possessed by the ghost of a mountain eagle?"

"The host responded so quickly and actually answered the call. If it were me, I would definitely reveal the secret."

"Bandit: Mohamoha? Me: Makabaka, pawn! [Dog head saves life]"

"Why are you blushing? You are so energetic. Why is your hair green? My wife dyed her hair, hehehehe."

"We haven't figured out the situation yet, so we're just making fun of it. Isn't it bad?"

"Calm down, the more haunted it is, the more you have to trust the host, he is a professional."

Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at Jiang Yun and muttered: "Why are you so energetic? Why didn't you say you had wax on your face?"

"Today's young people are confused when they watch "Taking the Powerful Tiger Mountain by Outsmarting the Tiger Mountain". Come and take a look. I have something good in my hands."

He peeled off the dirt from the things on his hands, revealing their original appearance of earthy color.

Only then did Jiang Yun realize that what Mr. Zhang was carrying was kudzu root, and it was a very old kind of kudzu root.

As soon as the lights turned on, the water friends in the live broadcast room realized that it was kudzu root!

"Oh my god, I was scared to death. I thought Mr. Zhang dug up a skull."

"I know about kudzu root. Last year, my mother bought a lot of kudzu root powder and drank it, but she hasn't finished it yet."

"When I went to a farmhouse in the suburbs, I bought a bottle of kudzu root powder. I didn't know whether it was real or fake. It had a medicinal smell and was not delicious."

Jiang Yun took the piece of kudzu root, scratched his head and said, "Mr. Zhang, although this thing is a good thing, it is quite common outside. There is no need for you to dig it in the mountains, right?"

"And it's troublesome to eat. You need to grind it into a puree and brew it with water to make kudzu powder. After the powder is dried in the shade, you can brew it with boiling water."

"You're a theoretical guy. Who told you that the only way to eat kudzu is kudzu powder?"

"I'm old and have a bad spleen and stomach. Cut this stuff into slices and boil it as tea. The effect is no worse than kudzu powder." Zhang Zhishun rolled his eyes and explained.

He really couldn't understand Jiang Yun. The young man was young and seemed to know a lot, but he always felt that what he learned was barely interesting.

Maybe it’s because young people are too arrogant. After a few years, time will temper their temperament. This is the hope for the prosperity of the Taoist sect!

I had a medicinal meal for dinner, including Polygonum multiflorum mixed with cold vegetables, Polygonum multiflorum and wolfberry rice porridge, and a bowl of slightly bitter Pueraria lobata tea.

After Jiang Yun finished eating, he felt cool all over his body, and it seemed that the internal energy in his meridians was running much smoother.

"Eat less meat, eat more vegetarians, walk frequently under the moonlight, let go of all the fate, and live as long as Peng Zu. Boy, remember this sentence, it will be helpful for your practice." The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun suddenly spoke up and said.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked confused after hearing this, and many people felt chilled in their hearts.

"As a carnivore, my favorable opinion of Master Zhang will be reduced by ten points."

"Human beings have evolved for millions of years just to eat meat. What's the point of living without eating meat?"

"The old Taoist said a long word, and suddenly I felt that the fried chicken in my mouth no longer tasted good."

"Compared with longevity and eating meat, I feel eating meat is more important."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of friends in the live broadcast room. He sighed and said, "Fellow laymen, please don't misinterpret Mr. Zhang's meaning."

"The Taoist Zhengyi religion is different from Buddhism. It does not prohibit meat. Mr. Zhang means that we should maintain a healthy living habit, eat less meat, eat more vegetarian food, and take two steps if there is nothing to do."

"In recent years, the obesity rate in China has been a bit high. We eat every bite of meat we eat. Let's take care of our mouths and control our weight. It's better than anything else."

After some explanations, the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized.

Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, was standing next to him and said quietly: "Although the Taoism is broad, it will not help those who are not destined for it!"

"As I said, if you understand, you don't understand, and if you don't understand, you don't understand. Why do you need to teach everyone so that they all understand it as well as you do?"

"The path of spiritual practice is already difficult, why do you always like to make it more difficult for yourself?"

"Mr. Zhang, the sage is hiding in hiding, and the evil method is increasing!"

"Whether there are people who learn or not, the Tao is there. If there are more people who understand, the Tao will not increase by one point. If there are fewer people who understand, the Tao will not decrease by one point."

"My master once said that the most important thing is simplicity. Those old guys at the gate...the old seniors always talk in a cloudy way, which is very annoying."

"If possible, he would like to teach Taoism to everyone. Unfortunately, my master is no longer here, so I will help him realize his wish." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

Master Zhang Zhishun was silent for a long time.

That night, the old man didn't say a word until he fell asleep.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were greatly moved.

"No wonder the anchor likes to reason with us. It turns out he wants to give us a hand."

"This fairy is moved to tears and has a lot of runny nose. Taoist Master, you have moved me so much. I want to pledge myself to you."

"I do the same [observe secretly]!"

…

"The female fans in the anchor's live broadcast room really have double standards. They pledge themselves to the Taoist priest, but they want to be a cow and a horse in the next life to me, and they also want to repay their kindness."

"You can't blame those female fans for their double standards. If the Taoist Master is willing, I can also pledge myself to him."

"In this world, I am truly lucky to be able to enter this live broadcast room!"

[Xiao Min] Rewarded a treasure map with a message: Taoist Master, otherwise you are a good person and will keep me in your possession.

[Oriental TV Station] rewarded a treasure map with a message: Taoist priest, please come to my station to do a program. I feel that the audience in my station also needs some enlightenment.

[Medicinal Materials Buyer] rewards ten treasure maps with a message: Little Taoist Priest, if you come to Hangzhou, let me know and I will spare three days for us to have a good chat.

…

Jiang Yun looked at the rewards in the live broadcast room. He shook his head and said with a smile: "Fellow laymen, the nectar does not moisten the rootless grass. The wonderful method can only save the destined people. You are the poor destined ones."

"Ordinary viewers should not buy gifts. Rich locals can do whatever they want. No matter how much you buy, I will not spare the time to meet the first and second eldest brother offline."

"If we are destined, we can meet each other anywhere. If we are not destined, there is no point in forcing us."

The number of gifts in the live broadcast room has increased again.

"No matter what, let's get some gifts first and get acquainted with the Taoist priest. Taoist priest, my avatar is a photo of myself!"

"The big female dragon actually created another treasure map [Secret Observation]"

"What the Taoist talks about is fate. It's useless to pay for money. Will the number one and number two brother in the live broadcast room take a train overnight to meet the Taoist?"

"It's too small, the layout is too small, and taking the train is too slow. I feel like the big brother in the live broadcast room will carry the locomotive to see the Taoist priest and force a relationship."

"Grandma Bi Luo said that this live broadcast room is not real."

…

early morning.

After Mr. Zhang woke up, he didn't wash his face or brush his teeth. Instead, he immediately went to Jiang Yun and said a word.

PS: Dear book friends, the season has changed recently and my dad has caught a cold. Please wear two more clothes and be careful of catching a cold. We don’t need demeanor but warmth, okay?

(End of chapter)