Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

The two of them took a short rest and followed the stream out of the valley.

At the mouth of the valley, there is a very thick chestnut tree with lush branches and leaves.

At this time in autumn, chestnuts are ripe. When the breeze blows, the leaves sway, and thousands of chestnuts are looming among the branches.

Under the tree, there is also a layer of ripe chestnuts that have fallen. They are all plump, and they are the best mountain products at first glance.

"Boy, that should be a Triton tree, it's edible. Why don't we pick some and cook it when we go home at night?" suggested the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun.

Jiang Yun couldn't hold back, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and immediately nodded in agreement.

Xiao Bai followed the two of them, sniffed around, barked several times, and did not dare to go any further.

When Jiang Yun saw this, he touched Xiaobai's head and said with a smile: "I'm going to buy some oranges... No, I'm going to pick up some chestnuts. You stand here and don't move around."

Xiaobai nodded and lay down obediently.

In the live broadcast room, fans listened to the conversation between one person and one fox. Many people couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Damn it, Taoist Priest, you are so easy to lose. You actually took advantage of Xiaobai!"

"It's really too much. The anchor actually bullied Xiaobai openly and without education."

"House manager, I'm going to buy some oranges. You stand in the live broadcast room and don't move around." (from the back, father to son)

Xiao Min, the room manager in the live broadcast room, saw the water friends frantically taking advantage of her, and she instantly became angry.

If I don’t fight back, do you think my nickname of the Big Dragoness is for nothing?

"[Xiao Min]: Okay, okay, you go buy oranges, I will eat two and give the rest to you." (from Luotuo Xiangzi, grandfather to grandson)

"Hey, the big female dragon actually went to school for a few days, not bad."

"Big female dragon sister YYDS!"

"[Xiao Min]:????"

"Big female dragon, you still have two to eat. You can soak the orange peels in some water and drink it [bad smile]" (from four generations living under the same roof, great-grandfather to great-grandson)

Xiao Min watched the friends in the live broadcast room copying and posting this barrage frantically, and her teeth started to itch with anger.

When Jiang Yun stood up, he habitually took out his mobile phone and took a look at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

He found that his house manager was being yelled at by friends, so he smiled helplessly and said, "Fellow laymen, please be fair."

"As we all know, Lu Xun once said: There is no such thing as four generations living under one roof."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were immediately choked.

"Taoist Priest, you don't follow martial ethics. How can you move Lu Xun out?"

"Lu Xun: That's right, that's right. If you want to refute that others don't know what to say, you can just make some nonsense and say it was me who said it."

"Open your eyes. Is this the ultimate struggle between cultural people?"

"After graduating from elementary school, I am suffering from the disadvantage of being uneducated. I am like a wolf that cannot find melons. What are you talking about?"

"The anchor is really tall and hard, I'm convinced, I'm convinced."

Jiang Yun and Taoist Zhang came to the chestnut tree. He picked up a fallen chestnut, made a circle with a knife, and peeled it open.

The chestnut meat inside is snow-white and plump. Take a bite and your mouth will be full of fragrance, with a slight aftertaste. These are indeed good chestnuts.

The two of them picked up hundreds and thousands of chestnuts from the ground, and their hiking backpacks were really full now.

If you stuff it further, the backpack will really vomit.

"Mr. Zhang, this is a rare opportunity. How about I go up the tree and shake some chestnuts, and we can fill our pockets too," Jiang Yundao said.

"That's fine. If you put chestnuts on a tree, the animals around them can't eat them, so they're wasted. It's really shameful to waste food."

When Jiang Yun saw Mr. Zhang agreed, he looked up.

I originally wanted to see where it would be easier to climb up the tree, but at a glance I saw a spherical object about the size of a human head more than three meters above my head.

That thing is... hiss...

Seven or eight wasps, about the size of an adult's finger, with dark yellow bodies and black rings on their bodies, flew down from the ball.

Killer bees, definitely killer bees!

This kind of killer bee is the descendant of local wasps and African wild bees. It is more wild, more poisonous and more aggressive than ordinary wasps!

"Boy, calm down."

"I have seen this kind of wasp in the wild. As long as we stand still, they will not attack." Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun reminded us.

Seven or eight wasps circled around the two of them for several times before slowly flying back.

"Hold on, it's okay, we can leave."

"Move out slowly, and be sure not to anger the wasps. Once they get into a rage, they can chase you for two or three miles."

Jiang Yun held his breath and slowly retreated to Xiao Bai's position before he breathed a sigh of relief.

When the two of them and the fox were about to leave, Xiaobai's tail suddenly exploded. He faced the grass on the right, opened his mouth and roared: "Ha~~"

A half-grown wild boar slowly emerged from the grass. He ignored the two people, but licked his tongue, and happily rushed towards the chestnut tree on his four short legs.

Jiang Yun suddenly felt something bad in his heart.

Damn it, what does the wild boar want to do? There are no chestnuts under the tree!

The wild boar wandered under the tree for a long time. After eating the few chestnuts scattered in the nooks and crannies of its horns, it began to hum.

Finally, the guy raised his head, blinked his little eyes, and thought about the chestnuts on the tree.

Its body leaned against the chestnut tree and arched up hard.

Hua Hua Hua~~~

As the branches swayed, hundreds of cone chestnuts fell down like rain.

Along with the chestnuts came a huge darkness, including thousands of irritable and unbearable killer bees.

The wild boar grunted and ate a few mouthfuls of chestnuts before being stung by killer bees and scurrying around.

It didn't run far before it was knocked to the ground by bee venom, and its life or death was unknown.

The furious Killer Bees dispersed, and seven or eight Killer Bees swayed towards Jiang Yun and Elder Zhang.

They are very powerful and want to sting people with their stingers on their tails.

When Jiang Yun saw this, his expression changed. He used his internal energy, and the small medicine sickle in his hand was wrapped in the sword energy and turned into a ball of white light.

The white light dispersed, and within a few seconds, seven or eight killer bees fell to the ground.

"Boy, you are in big trouble. Killer bees will release chemical substances after they die. Call your companions to come here to avenge you. Let's run away." Elder Taoist Zhang Zhishun's expression changed.

As soon as his voice fell, the killer bees gathered near the chestnut tree and rushed over.

Jiang Yun looked at the wild boar under the chestnut tree angrily, Second Senior Brother, you are really a pig!

Dear bee brothers, we could have been in peace and harmony. Since you made the first move, don't blame me for being evil!

He swung the small medicine hoe in his hand twice and smashed it directly into the honeycomb on the chestnut tree.

The hive was smashed to pieces and fell from the tree.

Jiang Yun took off his hiking bag, picked up Xiao Bai on the ground, poured his inner strength between his legs, and ran away.

Like the wind, he followed Mr. Zhang directly into the valley he had just come out of, and plunged into the cold pool.

Just when I could no longer hold it in under the water, the voice of old Taoist Zhang Zhishun came from not far away.

"Boy, there is a cave behind the waterfall where you can temporarily hide from the killer bees."

Jiang Yun was overjoyed. He carried Xiaobai to the cave behind the waterfall. As soon as he came out of the water, he bumped into a familiar snake.

PS: Dear book friends, I’m going to buy some oranges. You guys should stand here and don’t move around [Funny] [Dog’s head saves life]

(End of chapter)