Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

The drone slowly followed the swarm, and the hundreds of thousands of water friends in the live broadcast room gained new insights today.

They watched with their own eyes as Jiang Yun and Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun plunged into the cold pool. Many people did not stop on the spot and laughed like pigs.

"I originally thought that these fierce men like the two Taoist priests would have no problem killing a swarm of bees, but I didn't expect that they actually gave in."

"Sure enough, no matter how high your kung fu is or how strong your inner strength is, you will still be afraid of being beaten by a group of people during a fight!"

"Anchor, what are you afraid of? Why don't you dare to fight with the swarm?"

A large swarm of thousands of wasps circled in front of the waterfall for more than ten minutes and refused to disperse.

The drone came closer, originally wanting to take a close-up shot, but it directly angered the wasp.

The bee swarm wrapped around the drone and crashed into it, and a lot of bee venom was sprayed on the camera lens.

The drone was staggered by the impact, and the people in the live broadcast room suffered from trypophobia at that time.

"Taoist Master, the drone is going to break down."

"There is some truth to the saying that two fists are no match for four. If you don't wear a bee-proof suit, who can stop me?"

"Oh my god, anchor, help me, my scalp is numb when I see these wasps, I can't stand it any longer."

"Slip away, slip away, and come back later. This scene is a bit scary now. If I continue to watch it, I will have nightmares at night."

After Jiang Yun climbed up into the cave, he took off the mountaineering jacket he was wearing.

Fortunately, the jacket was waterproof, the cuffs and trouser legs were tied tightly, and although the underwear underneath was very damp, it was not soaked through.

He took out his phone and saw that it was fine and could be turned on normally!

The waterproof performance of Huawei mobile phones is indeed good. Although it is a bit more expensive, it is made in China and must be supported.

Jiang Yun took a look at the barrage in the live broadcast room. Good guy, in just a short while, due to the nuisance of the swarm, there were actually 20,000 to 30,000 people left in the live broadcast room.

He gave the order to the drone in his mind, put the drone into the cave, wiped the lens clean with his sleeves, and said, "Fellow laymen, don't worry, there are poor Taoists around, and everything will be fine."

The water friends in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief.

"The Taoist Master has finally remembered his drone."

"The anchor is lucky to find such a big cave behind the waterfall."

"The quality of this drone is really good. It passed directly through the waterfall and it can still take off normally. Please link to the anchor."

"Damn it, the two Taoist priests took off their coats. Do you think we can see something without paying?"

"What, shit, Mom, get me some toilet paper, I have a nosebleed!"

"Honey, stop playing games. The Taoist priest is gone. Yes, it's Taoist priest Jiang who you also like. Come over and take a look!"

…

Jiang Yun's underwear was damp and stuck to her body, and her abdominal muscles and chest muscles were looming.

Not to mention that many female fans couldn't control it, even a large number of male fans couldn't control it either and secretly swallowed a sip of saliva.

House manager Wang Boluo asked curiously: "Sister Xiao Min, why are men competing with women for men now?"

"Before every man meets the man he loves, he will think that he likes women [dog heads]"

"The last time there was a fire in our house, I was lying on the ground, and a firefighter broke in. He looked at me and said: I will rescue you, don't worry, and then it was quite sudden..."

"How could the big female dragon and the hippopotamus understand that damn sense of security [funny]"

"To be honest, I don't want to be like this, but the Taoist priest is really handsome."

"Being bent in an instant [laughing and crying]"

Jiang Yun used the lining of his coat to dry his hair. Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun reminded him: "Boy, use your inner strength to dry your underwear first."

"It will take at least three hours for those wasps to disperse. We have to stay here for a while."

Jiang Yun nodded, activated his internal energy, and his body temperature rose rapidly. After a while, a layer of white mist appeared on his body.

After the mist dissipates, your underwear and body will be completely dry.

"Dear male laymen, Pindao once again solemnly declares that although I am single, my sexual orientation is normal and I like women. You will never have a chance." Jiang Yun explained seriously.

The male fan in the live broadcast room smiled awkwardly.

"Taoist Priest, don't get me wrong. The reason why I am a fan of you is just because you are as handsome as me."

"Anchor, you and Lao Hu are actually pretty much the same. I just want to express how much I like you and lower the probability of female fans in the live broadcast room winning the prize."

"[Xiao Min]: Are you male fans human?"

"[Wang Pineapple]: Sister Xiaomin, forget it, the Taoist priest and us will definitely have no chance. The competition is too fierce and men also like it. There is nothing we can do about it."

"Hahaha, the big female dragon and the hippopotamus are quite self-aware."

Jiang Yun looked at the joking barrage in the live broadcast room, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, this was just a misunderstanding. The relationship between me and my male fans has not deteriorated, and we are still good brothers.

The drone's camera turned and focused on the cobra, and the water friends were startled.

"Damn it, why is there a cobra here?"

"Brother, why does the carp in this cobra's mouth look familiar to me?"

"Who can tell me why Brother Snake is here?"

"I seriously suspect that our anchor is a perverted stalker. He won't let Brother Snake hide here. Brother Snake is really pitiful."

Jiang Yun raised his head and sighed helplessly.

Sure enough, just as I thought, as soon as the cobra came into view, the water friends in the live broadcast room started to make some groundless accusations. What a injustice!

"Fellow laymen, it is purely a coincidence that Brother Snake and I met here. Do you believe it or not?"

The carp in the cobra's mouth fell to the ground. It silently turned around and crawled three or four meters deeper into the cave.

"Hahaha, Brother Snake, don't leave. It's really a coincidence that we met, hahaha~~"

Friends in the live broadcast room began to complain.

"This scene was very embarrassing for a while!"

"Cobra: Are you done with it? I'm hiding here, why do you still come to me (′^`)"

"It's really endless. Brother Snake's life is extremely difficult!"

"There must be good things in this grotto, because Brother Snake will definitely be unlucky when he sees the anchor, and the anchor will definitely get rich when he sees Brother Snake."

"Brother Snake: Damn it, can you please stop thinking about me? I have to beat the labor and labor every time I collect wool [crying]!"

Jiang Yun looked at Shuiyou's barrage and felt like a thorn in his back. This feeling of being slandered was really uncomfortable.

He came to Cobra and said: "Brother Snake, please explain to me, I really didn't follow you!"

The cobra raised its head, glanced at the carp not far away, then looked at Jiang Yun, blinked, and said: "Hiss~~!"

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The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun was very curious and asked: "Boy, what is this snake talking about? Please translate it for me."

"Mr. Zhang, I think it's better not to translate it. If I translate it, it will be a surprise."

"Then you can translate for me, what is a tmd surprise!"

Jiang Yun said helplessly: "It's just that we're really entangled. I don't know if I'm a snake, but you two are really not the same person. If you do anything that has anything to do with people, it won't be like this."

"Labour and management are like bachelors and snakes. If they want to be killed or chopped into pieces, please do as you please!"

(End of chapter)