Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Brother Snake trembled in fear, it reluctantly raised his head, opened his mouth, and screamed weakly: "His hissing ~~~"

Mr. Zhang slapped the snake on the head with his backhand, knocking the snake unconscious on the spot.

"Boy, what is this evil beast calling? My sixth sense tells me that it is scolding us both."

"Mr. Zhang, you guessed it right. This guy scolded us for not being human, so he caught a little snake and stroked it desperately. It's really rude." Jiang Yun scratched his head, feeling a little helpless.

The previous three misunderstandings were a bit big, and now Brother Snake really doesn’t want to trust humans anymore!

"You translate it. I personally saved its life with herbs. If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer the consequences."

"The swarm of wasps outside is going crazy. It insists on running out. It was still too energetic when I was young!" Taoist Master Zhang looked at the slow-moving cobra and said angrily.

He has great medical skills. As long as a person is not dead before him, he is 80% sure to save him. However, he is also very annoying because of the disobedient patients.

If this cobra hadn't brought good luck and was just a snake, the elder wouldn't have even looked at it.

After Jiang Yun explained, the fear in Brother Snake's eyes was greatly reduced. He opened his mouth and hissed loudly for a long time.

"Mr. Zhang, this snake asked me to tell you, thank you for your life-saving grace. It will repay you in the next life as a cow or a horse."

"Also, it also said that the swarm of wasps outside was not ethical. It originally wanted to swim along the current, but the swarm of wasps swooped over like crazy."

"It was careless and failed to dodge or hide in the water in time. It was attacked by a surprise attack and was stung more than 20 times before it could react, so it rolled and crawled back to the cave."

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun was dumbfounded. He looked at Jiang Yun suspiciously and said, "You won't translate randomly for the sake of live broadcast effect, will you?"

"Mr. Zhang, I swear to Master Sanqing on the reputation of my master that I really did not translate blindly. Those are Brother Snake's original words."

Cobra was next to him, his face was unconvinced, but he nodded cooperatively.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sigh, Snake Jingze has now transformed into Snake Baoguo. Isn't it true that everything is popular now and there is no martial ethics?

There was no movement outside the waterfall.

Jiang Yun cautiously stuck his head out and took a look. The wasp swarm had dispersed now, at least it was no longer wandering around the valley.

"Mr. Zhang, let's clean up and go out."

"With the blessing of Master Sanqing, the swarm of bees has finally dispersed. It's almost dark outside. Let's go out and go back to the bamboo forest." Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed.

This time I went out, there was no danger outside, so I didn’t have to wear clothes to wade into the water.

The two Taoist priests took off their underwear and coats and packed them properly into waterproof hiking bags.

Jiang Yun carried his hiking bag and held Xiaobai, while Taoist Master Zhang carried the cobra. The two of them jumped into the cold pool in their underwear and soon landed on the shore.

The drone's footage automatically switched to mosaic mode, and hundreds of thousands of water friends only saw two people taking off their clothes and jumping into the water. They shouted in the live broadcast room that it was too much.

"Speechless, why is there mosaic during the live broadcast?"

"I regard the anchor as my brother. I didn't expect the anchor to be so alienated from me. He doesn't regard me as a member of his family!"

"I'm sorry, the brother-sister relationship between Taoist Priest and Shuiyou seems to have changed!"

"You bunch of perverts, what do you want to see? Can I not know?"

…

Jiang Yun used his internal strength to dry his whole body by the stream, and then put on mountaineering clothes. Then he pulled the drone out of the cave behind the waterfall.

When fans saw the two of them wearing a pair, they couldn't help but shout in the comment area that they were bored.

"Damn it, what's wrong with Xiaobai? Why is his mouth and nose bleeding?"

"Emmm, Xiaobai seems to have a nosebleed. What did he see?"

"I'm jealous and hateful. I want to report to the underworld with my real name. Xiaobai didn't drink Meng Po soup when he was reincarnated!"

"The image of Xiaobai in my heart was really shattered. The image of Xiaobai in my heart was originally that of a soft girl who is good at acting coquettishly, but I didn't expect that she turned out to be a slut at heart!"

"[Xiao Min]: Taoist priest, I really can't stand it anymore. Please wipe your female apprentice's nosebleed."

Jiang Yun looked at Xiaobai's nosebleed and was speechless. Could this fox really become a spirit?

"Boy, you must believe in science. What this fox eats in the mountains is very tonic. It is normal for him to have a strong temper and a nosebleed." Old Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun shook his head and said.

He took out a small pack of tissues from his hiking bag and handed it to Jiang Yun.

After Jiang Yun washed away the blood on Xiaobai's nose, he gently rubbed Xiaobai's head.

bass……

Two nosebleeds spurted out again.

Everyone was shocked. This fox was really angry.

Jiang Yun had no choice but to wash Xiao Bai's face again. He immediately took out a piece of toilet paper, tore the paper in half, rolled it into two paper tubes, and gently stuffed it into Xiao Bai's nose.

After the nosebleed stops, take a closer look.

It's over, with two pieces of toilet paper stuck in his nose, Xiaobai's image of a slut is even fuller.

Friends in the live broadcast room quickly took screenshots in a fancy way, preserving this social moment for Xiaobai.

"[Xiao Min] Taoist Priest, Xiao Bai's *** list emoticon package should be very useful. I will print it out after I make it and mail you a copy."

"What a loss!"

"We can't even eat the national treasures on the mountain, but the house manager is still snatching bamboo shoots. It's really inhumane."

"Big female dragon, after you make the emoticon package, remember to share it in the group, I want it too!"

Jiang Yun looked at Xiaobai who was still looking at him stupidly, and he shook his head helplessly.

Alas, the image of the mascot of Tianyuan Taoist Temple’s senior sister may be destroyed today!

Old Taoist Zhang was carrying Brother Snake, who was half-hard but not soft. He walked towards the mouth of the valley with his head held high, Jiang Yun followed closely behind him.

After the two returned to the chestnut tree, they found that because the hornet's nest was destroyed, the bee colony had moved with the queen and young bees.

Jiang Yun got back his hiking bag. He found a small hoe under the tree and saw the pile of honeycombs. There was actually honey in the hives.

"Mr. Zhang, lend me one of the plastic bags you brought in your hiking bag. I'll bring the honey back. Let's eat roasted chestnuts with honey tonight!"

This honey weighs four to five kilograms, and is all real wild honey. It is golden and golden in the hive, dripping with honey, and looks very attractive.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were filled with envy.

"Taoist priest, can you leave me a pound of honey? That honey looks delicious."

"I'm curious, my grandfather keeps bees. The honey he brings home is pure milky white, much like lard. Why is this honey golden yellow?"

"Yes, lard-like honey is the king, and it tastes a little bit pungent."

"The pollen collected by bees is single, so the honey is milky white. Authentic wild honey is golden yellow because the bees collect it for a long time and store it for a long time."

"The wild honey collected by the Taoist priest costs at least 200 yuan per catty on the market. Even if you have money, you can't buy it. They are all reserved for acquaintances."

After Jiang Yun packed the wild honey, he was about to leave when he found Taoist Zhang Zhishun handling the wild boar.

After finishing it, Mr. Zhang took out a tinfoil blanket from his arms and wrapped the wild boar tightly.

(End of chapter)